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Why can't Americans speak or write English properly? More than 40% of Americans can't read at all.

>>543125925
*An inability to use 'a’ and 'the’ properly is one of the easiest ways to spot an ESL speaker.

"Inability" is singular, so it should be "is," not "are." Also, "an ESL" isn't idiomatic when referring to a person; you'd normally say "an ESL speaker" or "an English learner."
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What's he saying? I can't read
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>>543139812
A lot of Americans also don't know how to eat with with forks and knives without looking like giant toddlers. it's just not our culture. we love to eat our food with our hands which is why we invented the best type of sandwhich which is the burger.
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>>543139812
>my translator program requires proper english class rules of grammar and punctuation or i have to decipher it, the post
kys esl nigger
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"A" and "the" are gay.
Slavic languages don't have them and they are manly (except Eastern South Slavic languages which are türkified and therefore gay). If you need to say "some mushroom" - you say it. if you need to say "that mushroom" - you say it. But saying it all the time is extremely gay.
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>>543139898
Germans invented the burger.
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>>543139857
This
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>>543139812
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>>543139898
You're basically jeets, need more human shit in your diet
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>>543139812

Yo! My fellow Amerahcas, ask not what ya country ca does for ya ... ask what ya ca does for ya country. Slap mah fro!

https://funtranslations.com/translate/ebonics
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Ok but how do you learn to use 'a' and 'the' correctly?
It's like the hardest thing to master. Public education on this is so retarded. They commit only 1 lesson for it at most when it should be studied longer than any other grammar
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>>543140290
Who cares about slavic languages? Have you seen those people?
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>>543139812
What the fuck are you talking about you foreign faggot?
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>>543139898
Knives and forks.
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Everyone should speak the King's English, like what I do.
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>>543139857
He be sayn sum fag shit ong. Nigga got no flo nawmsayn?
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>>543140290
Ah yes, the Slavic race that famously invented the... um... conquered the..? No... competes in the...
Help me out here?
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>>543139812
A lot of americans can't breath properly, they're always breathing through their mouths
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>>543139812
His comment is correct though. That is one of the best ways to spot an ESL.
>inb4 someone spots an error in my response
I have a low verbal IQ. I make different mistakes than ESLs because I don't have habits from speaking some spanish-like language in a favela all my life.



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