Why do Americans always panick-buy toilet paper whenever there's economic turbulence? Don't they have bidets?
>>543152650we dont
you still use toilet paper before using a bidet.
>>543152650We dont use bidets because we shower after we shit, whereas europoors only shower once a week so they need to shower just their assholes to not smell
>>543152650Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>543152917This, we aint poos
>>543153201> one roll a dayThe fuck you eating dude
>>543153469welcome newfag
We eat
>>543153201Based
>>543153201youre not meant to eat it
>>543153201You fat fucks. How!? I am 5 foot 10 and 215lbs (not as fat as you'd think) and I only use 3-4 per month at most and I am THOROUGHLY clean. I also don't use the thick stuff because I am not a retard and I care for my septic system and know most of them have tree roots in them.Stop eating slop you fat pig. This better be bait!
>>543153469>>543153773>>543153817The irony of me chuckling at pasta replies while doing pic related
>>543152650How do you dry your arse after using a bidet?
>>543154299You take the towel from the nearby bidet towel rack, gently dab up the water on your bum, and then put it back. It's only absorbing water so it's perfectly sanitary.
>>543152650india will have a famine, and you will starve dalit
>>543153056Based shower shitter. I get in the shower after my morning shit, get into a squat position then blast the showerhead directly into my anus on the most powerful setting
>>543153201>The average person uses 1 roll per day.>t.
>>543154523>bidet towel rackTranslation=ass rag hanger
>>543153201I typically use about 2.5 rolls a day. I eat two sausage McMuffins every morning because I have a long commute and it’s impossible to make breakfast at home. I usually bring a couple rolls with me to work because the toilet paper at work irritates my hemorrhoids. Also it’s more hygienic to keep them in plastic bags in my laptop case rather than use the toilet paper that is just sitting out in the bathroom. For hygiene reasons I put two layers of paper on the toilet seat and then drape some strips over my exposed legs. I also wrap toilet paper around my ankles because I have diabetes and the exposed skin can get susceptible to infection. After I poop I wrap my hands in toilet paper when reaching for the handle. I usually poop four or five times at work because of my irritable bowel syndrome so this adds up. At home I poop as soon as I get home from work because my stomach is upset by the long commute home, and then once before I go to bed because I tend to UberEats food from McDonalds for dinner because of time reasons and this can upset my stomach. If I don’t poop before bed every night then I can accidentally shart while asleep because my sleep apnea jolts me awake and can cause my sphincter to momentarily lose control and I don’t want that to happen.
>>543154299I air-dry it in front of an open window for 5-10 minutes.
>>543154769fucking kek
