I’m gonna give you a history lesson, zoomies. Back in my day, when cell-phones were relatively new and there was no Tinder, women acted a little bit different.The reality was if a woman wanted to dick, she had three options.>A guy she already knows>A party>A bar/clubIt was a different world. Was every woman in the club a horny slut on the prowl for cock? No, but there was a decent chance that if a woman was in the club, she was there to find a penis to go home with.This is where it gets important. Back then, guys would wait in a long line, dress well, pay cover, buy a table, and order that sparkly bottle service. But the difference is, this actually worked. You’d get women’s attention. She’d see you dressed nice sitting in your VIP section, and she’d come talk to you. You had what she wanted, and, yeah, you were competing with every guy in that club, but, hey, that’s 1/100 odds, and that’s assuming there’s only one horny chick there. In reality, there was probably like 30 bitches there looking for some dick. 30/100, that ain’t bad odds. If you were a put together guy, you could go out to the clubs and fund a new slut to fuck like every other week.But now everything’s different. Women order dick off the internet. Women only go to clubs to “have fun with their friends” (this means kinda dance but mostly stand in a circle and wait for guys to buy your friend group a round of shots). They get upset if you try talking to them, but they’ll maybe pretend they’re not upset if they want a free drink. Then they go back to their impenetrable circles where they pretend they’re having fun jiggling around in place.The problem is young men are still doing the same thing as if it still works. They wait in line, pay cover, drop $300 on a bottle of Titos, and sit at a table full of dudes. Then the bouncer throws them out for “making women uncomfortable” after asking a girl for her phone number.Why do men still spend money at clubs?
>>543170184I hope all sexhavers develop extreme, painful STDs
>>543170184i really want to fuck the ginger nigger
>>543170184>Why do men still spend money at clubs?drunk whores
>>543170184>Drop $300 on a bottle of TitosKek it do be like that. I went to a club once in 2010.. i went home with a chick and got the only std of my life
>>543170184I dont the only times ive been in clubs in the last 8 years was for a dj, which is drinking and listening to the music by yourself but I enjoy it
>>543170184I go to fight security, that's it.
>>543170184Because it's fun?
>>543171472As someone who pulls security for a club, here's how it goes. I keep you talking, and be nice and social till 4 guys show up. They tackle you, cuff you, hand you over to the cops, and you spend 3 days in jail.No one ever gets to swing at me, unless you're gonna sucker punch a guy having a polite conversation
>>543170389Why wtf
>>543172045See you're the type to get pussy because you legitimately think it's fun to not get pussy. Good for you man.
>>543172295This is a rent a cop tier power fantasyLose some weight lardy
