Are wagies of /pol/ already starting, yet another full day of work?
>>543197643I applied to dollar general like a month ago and my background check is still processing. The county is scared of me and I lived out of state for 5 years.
Are Brazilians starting yet another day of niggers?
>>543197703Yes. Are you?
>>543197643I got fired
Brazil has NEETs? How?
>>543197979But they don't have welfare, right?
>>543197643No. I am a bit depressed and lonely, but at least i am not working.
>>543197942I am not a neet. Bur there are some.
>>543197997We do have some sort of welfare. There is disability that pays minimum wage and there are gibs for low income families/people.Also, are you aware that everyone else is allowed to neet everywhere in the western world? Women, niggers, landlords. Its only the average man that supposed to work himself to death.
>>543197643meanwhile, yet again, the hardest thing i have to do today is stroke my dick and go buy cigarettes
>>543197643Yeah i’m committing welfare fraud and The Man is aware because I keep reporting it but they’re too scared to action it because they’ll all get prison time so I can kind of do whatever the fuck I want now lol.
Just pulled up to my job. Sitting in my car waiting to go in. Thankfully it's a government job.
>>543198884They suck just as much. You need to stay there all day and deal with the usual workplace bitches.
>>543197643I’m eating breakfast watching the wagies rush to work. Im thankful.
What the fuck is a "work"?
>>543197643deer season archery season just fired up. ive already skinned four deer with a zillion more to come. me and my cat will fill up the freezer with backstrap and deer ground meat and will be eating deer steak every night all winter and spring. a good time of the year and its healthy with exercise and eating ground venison with rice and vegetables.
FREE PROPERTY FOR ALL! CALL ISRAEL FOR BUILD INCASE ANYONE ALREADY KNOWS!
I’m making coffee about to smoke a fat blunt and play world of Warcraft probably all day. Oh yea, I’m on the clock btw. NEETing is for retards who don’t know how to scam for real
>>543197643Yeah well SOMEBODY has to make the doughnuts ;)
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>>543197886good for you anon, stay blessed
I‘m a stay at home mom, life couldn’t possibly be any better.
>>543197643>Be HueHue>Make fun of people on internet for being employed>Types post from 3rd world Tracphone while sitting indoors on a dirt floorDont you have a Favela Troon Methlord to pay off or something, OP? It is Thursday..
>>543197643Yes but I don't work very hard and I smoke weed all day at work. They pretend to pay me so I pretend to work.
>>543197807From what?
>>543197643
German Engineer Knowledge here for changing Time, either you do this or you'll die forever at some point, because the reason my mother once spoke with me is that not everyone is dead here.
>>543197643>wagiesI don't speak nigger. Can you translate that to English?
>>543200713Ok wagie
>>543202507I dont have a 9-5. What do you do to pass the time, huehue?
>>543202742He swings from trees and eats bananas. Duh!
>>543202858I just imagine ALL of Brazil is something like vidrel.
>>543200452>>543202214what is 7,83hz and why is it mentioned so often?
>>543197643I like being a wagieOffice is mostly womenI've my own officeI can wage at home if I wantI spent 5 hours today watching netflix and I'll do the same for the other 3 hours :)
>>543197886Real nigger hoursSpeaking of being a nigger, here’s a popular nigger life hack>buy a tv from the thrift store>buy the same size, most expensive model of tv from Amazon>swap the thrift tv into the new tv box>return the box to Amazon>sell the new tv on FB marketplace Amazon processes so many returns they don’t check the contents. Even if they did, televisions are notoriously tricky to get back into their original packaging. At most, some Amazon warehouse nigger will peak into the box and see that it contains a tv.This is a crime. The top 1% sold us unlimited shopping choices and next day delivery. The bottom 1% commit return fraud or steal packages from your porch.When these low life’s do this from their regular Amazon accounts they get flagged and banned (probably). But burner phones are cheap, and it’s a small investment. They’re just too dumb to use them.They could also break federal law by using a “novelty ID” and “novelty utility bill” to falsify their identity when renting a private mailbox (sort of like a P.O. Box, but privately run by UPS or PostalAnnex). This ensures that Amazon doesn’t flag them personally. This is a real thing niggers do. And not just with TV’s. All kinds of consumer goods are at risk.
shift starts in 10 minutes and im still a bit drunkhappy thursday
>>543197643Boss Shlomo needs the spreadsheet and I haven’t had my coffee yet ahhhhhh.
>>543197643I actually get paid to play video games and shitpost Almost done my shift, I’m like you but just richer and cooler
>>543197643Any job you don't fill will get taken by a poopjeet or a nigger.And, no, I didn't go in today.
>>543204430How that works exactly? Are you a streamer or you just have nothing to do at work, so you can play videogames?When I got my first job I had a lot of downtime and I used to read books in pdf, but things changed with time.
>>543203972So much work to steal when they can find a job
>>543204942>you need to work to prevent jeets from having jobsThis is the weakest cope I ever heard.
>>543205066>He's fucking brazilianNo you need to have a job to be a respectable white man and not only breed, hopefully, but yes keep the country white you dumb nigger. Not that you understand you are a worthless, lazy, brown.
>>543204952Work a night shift supervising supportive housing Super easy, pays good and yeah I’ve been playing gta 4, posting on here and all my coworkers are young hot women Have to go to college to get a job like this though
>>543205232>ad hominem>respectable white menHow is it going those wars for israel that your work and taxes support? Your pet niggers on welfare? To work full time every day for the rest of your life, while everyone else looks down at you and fill your country with jeets. Making the self sacrifice is so altruistic. Such a respectable position, so noble. am jealous.
>he doesnt get paid to shit post Kek do you want to stay poor?
>>543197643I have 0 income atm just a few stocks in the red.maybe I can last 1 year.Wish me luck.But no, still not getting a job
>>543206141>Retard nigger doesn't understand the difference between ad-hominem and being an assholeGo figure.
nah nigger i work nights
>>543207001>i am a retardWow such a comeback, i am so mad right now
>>543206219Do they hire foreigners by any chance? I would love to be payed american tax dollar to shipost.I have extensive 15+ years long experience of shitposting on imageboards.
>>543207560Lol no. New hires actually have to do the wagie shuffle anyway
About to go full forestanon
>>543207453>Being this fucking dumbGod damn, Jamal, Thanks for the laughs.
about to go have breakfast with GF then do some instacart deliveries to make sure I got enough money for the new Magic: the Gathering pre-release tomorrow and to be able to get some boosts. 5 deliveries between today and tomorrow is probably good. just chillin'
>>543207783just in time for ticks on your dick
my 2 week vacation ends mondayhow do I not kill myself?
I went deliver materials to a factory and this niggas didn't even have doors for their bathroom stalls
>>543207992My car windows have better tinting, it's why I can jerk off in my car without worrying too much
>>543207786>he doesn't know the difference between being dumb and being an assholeLol, lmao
I work from home for a Fortune 500. I generally don't do anything. The normies are being literally driven insane by AI. They don't even know what they are doing anymore. They don't know what they want other people to do anymore. The managers are caught in a self-made cyclone of standing meetings and weekly meetings and monthly meetings and project logs and consultants. Excel files are copied into other Excel files. There are reports showing dozens of KPI percentages that nobody knows how to interpret. I had someone genuinely ask me if 7 divided by 10 was 70%. The scaffolding surrounding the building has metastasized. There is no more building. There is only scaffolding now. They spend all of their time building more and more scaffolding to support the construction of a building that doesn't exist.
>>543207992No toilet seats either, kek
>>543208182This is just like that movie bathrooms
>>543208182How long till ai takes it all over or crashes it all down?
>>543197643I took off work today. Feels good.
>>543209315ahhh should have done this desu, maybe I'll call in tomorrow and get the 3 day
>>543197643I am 34 and never had a job before. I'm on childhood disability. I'm getting Medicare in February. My father was briefly in the Navy and got a general discharged. I just got off the phone with the VA to see if there are any veterans' benefits I can get as his only known surviving child. I'm gonna get free money from everywhere! I have ARFID now. I wonder if God gave me ARFID because the Bible says if you don't work you don't eat. Well I don't eat now.
>>543207560He's a low IQ Eglin spic who sold his soul to shill against National Socialism. He will be replaced by AI chatbots soon.
>>543209501Good idea. I've done that before too.
>>543209556Based. I genuinely happy for you.
>>543209620Wrong. Ive been doing the wagie dance at the same place long enough i do whatever I want
>>543209745>doing the wagie dance at the same place long enoughThis doesn't sound as good as you think it does.
>>543209804holy shit, how do you get money when u need it?
>>543209804Its good enough for my wife and kids to be neets for the rest of their lives.
>>543209859I never said I was neet. I don't advocate for this life tho. If you can find a way out of this misery, you should do it.
>>543209859theft?
>>543209985>>543210010I signed up a working contract once and just didn't show up. It worked for 6 months.Had trouble with a lawsuit afterwards but they took it down
>>543209985You're not wrong. Neeting is the morally superior position to waging. Just dont get the delusion it'll bring down the system. We all a ration of goybux from the infinite money printer
I got sent to another building to cover for the super there and I cant find his work orders so im just walking around trying to look busy. Probably gonna just hide in the penthouse after lunch. I hate days like this. I like accomplishing things and taking pride in my work.
2 more hours and 20 min, good that i can wagie from home and shitpost on 4chan whenever i want
>>543206219I hate you fuckers that post for money, until you post your thoughts and get money for that
>>543210798Settle down bub. No one gets paid to shit post. Im just getting paid while I shit post
>>543210192I just wanted to have more free time and peace of mind. I would love to work in something wholesome, creative and few hours a week, but modern work culture is all artificial, fake and gay, most normies are stressed out and neurotic and are a pain to deal with.
50% of Brazilian posters are on par with Indian posters
>>543211022Too late to backtrack now glowie.
>>543211286>its impossible for a simple wagie to shit post this much. Only neets or a glowie has this amount of free timeKek
>>543211535You said very clearly "paid TO shitpost" the first time and now you want to take that back.The biggest tell is you now saying there are no people on the internet that are paid to shitpost. Yeah, sure thing buddy.
>>543211731>REEE no wagie could be this smug and happy to shitpost at workKek
>>543197643my job today is eating sandwiches
