The Pusher goes from terrifying to pathetic if you look up an image of a drained British narrowboat canal and realise just how pathetically shallow and easy to stand up in they are.UK canals aren't known for strong currents and almost always are 4 feet deep in the middle, or less. Literally knee-deep near the sides.Provided they're not unconscious, there's literally nothing stopping the Pusher's victims from simply standing up in shallow water and waiting until he walks away.In b4 the 'b-b-ut you can drown in an inch of water' cliche, yeah, if you're unconscious. Completely irrelevant to conscious people falling into shallow water.A person who is pushed in would be standing there in waist-deep water and say "was that supposed to kill me?"Seen videos on YouTube of people being pushed into canals. They just stand up immediately. Plothole detected.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3jgwBrixkoBritbongs terrified of knee deep water confirmed.
>>543202042shallow water is more dangerous the deep water,
>>543202042They’re just trying to make a big stink about it because he’s a native white Briton.
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>>543202327How so? Canal bottoms aren't hard tiles like pools, the bottom is soft mud.
>>543202327>shallow water is more dangerous the deep water,
>>543202042There's no pusher. These are all missing 411 cases. Nobody just drowns in those without any physical injuries. There's no one person doing this. Local reports for local consumption.Whatever is causing this phenomena it's not human.
>>543202042Are his victims old people?
Russians are now angry at: The depth of their canals
>>543202985>Whatever is causing this phenomena it's not human.So it’s jEWS or jeets?
>>543203157don't forget the muslimsmay be drowning their rape victims, before dumping them in a canal
Canal Pusher used a taser to incapacitate his victims so they drowned when put into the water. Personally I think it's a gang of Pakistanis drowning homosexuals which is why it will never be revealed to the public.
>>543203295All the victims were frequenters of gay bars.
>>543203352That doesn’t narrow it down very much in the UK
>>543203833Well the perpetrator/perpetrators use the Manchester canals and all along them. There's a cover-up because this is CCTV country.
>>543202985This. It's genuinely some alien thing going on with this subject.It gets especially fucky when you realize that there's zero witnesses and zero of these cases have been caught on camera.There's over 3 million people in greater Manchester area and UK is the third most surveilled nation on earth and there's not a single case where the moment of entering the water has been seen or recorded.This isn't some bigfoot stuff happening in the middle of nowhere, this is going on in the metropolitan area and no one has witnessed it happen.
>>543202042The victims are all shitfaced drunks walking home at 4am. Most of them probably just fell in.
>>543202042>nothing stopping the Pusher's victims from simply standing up in shallow waternot even melanin?
>>543202042Oi u cunt! Where be yer loicense to feed yerselv? U been nicking the crown's catch, have you?
>>543204180Aliens makes way more sense than people finding themselves in knee-deep water and thinking "guess I'll drown rather than stand up"
>>543204180We do know it picks homosexuals, usually those with internal doubts. I am open to the possibility it's a water demon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahuizotl_(mythology)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater_panther
>>543203927lol pakis have completely taken england from, now they're bashing faggots too? What next nigel? they're already doing the work of 10,000 jimmy savilles. You will have to rape picrel to get back at them, are you ready for that burden?
>>543204664If indeed it is person/persons of that persuasion, I am in favour of internment on remote islands.
>>543202042>Brits afraid of waterDuh, how else did you think they remained confined to that island? Why they made their boats the best?To avoid the water.
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>>543202327Based and true. Also, if the fell from enough altitude then the water did more damage than the concrete at the bottom. Sad!
>>543205249Canal bridges are only about 8 foot tall so even if you were pushed from one it's not a long fall and canals are about 4 ft deep in the middle and the bottom is soft mud, not hard concrete.
There's more videos of people being pushed into canals, which do indeed show people can stand up in the waist-deep canal water without issue.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K-ADrtYu_zEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh5Y4Y1sks4 [Embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_RfR14yLM4
>>543204917We, on the other hand, turn water into land and build dykes to block it and move it to our will. Dutchies win again!
>>543206521have you ever been to Manchester? the victims were completely shitfaced and couldn't get up. end of mystery.
>>543202327Falling into shallow water at that height is like hitting concrete
>>543206684There's a story about a gang pushing a man named Simon Brass into the Rochdale canal just before the undercroft tunnel under Aytoun street bridge. He drowned.He couldn't swim, but there was no need to swim, the water's only 3 ft deep and people instinctively stand up regardless of swimming knowledge. The instinctive drowning response causes a person's legs to become stuck in a "find a floor" loop.
>>543202042>Manchester PusherHe isn't real. He's never been real. It's literally just drunk men taking a piss next to a canal, falling in, and then suffering from a combination of cold shock and being pissed.
>>543206602Het is een domme koning.
>>543206684I watch Sam Pilgrim (bike youtuber) and i want to say he is in that area. Those canals in the UK are disgusting. They make the Mississippi River look clean. They are glorified drainage ditches.
>>543206972They tried to convince people with the "Simon Brass" story in 2013. He was allegedly pushed in by a gang under Aytoun street bridge, 50 m from the lock at the start of the undercroft tunnel. He couldn't swim and drowned.Plothole: Rochdale canal is only 3 foot deep and you don't need to know how to swim to know how to stand up.
>>543202042My mother drowned in a canal. It's very possible.
>>543205249>flagWtf? Yugoslavia is back?! PRAISE BE SAINT TITO!
>>543207119well, this was the literal centre of the industrial revolution. they weren't built for instagram pics.
>>543207295How deep was the canal and what stopped her from standing up?
>>543202327Things get stuck in the mud, you can impale yourself or retardedly try to dive
>>543208167You'd be stuck *standing up* in mud. It doesn't drag you under and most canal channels are only built to be 4 ft deep. If anything, mud makes them shallower. Canal narrowboats almost literally scrape the floor.
