Why are so many zoomers getting hit by severe baldness in their teens? This zoomer was only 19 and it got so bad he had to shave it. What's going on?
>>543206145Thank God. I'm 29 and I was worried about a few grays in in my sideburns
>>543206145Brutal. I’m 35 and have just now started to cope with a combover.
>>543206145>gooning has no consequencesK baldie
>>543206145there's clearly a bald photo as well, why didn't you post that? people put no effort these days
>>543206145That's about the age it starts. Always has been. Remember one my buddies in senior year had the horseshoe and he got hair plugs because it bugged him. Of course we mocked him, eventually it stopped looking like they stapled pubic hair to his head once it filled in.
>>543206145This nigger looks like a washed out 30+ yr old.
>>543206145>19Unc forgot his meds
>>543206145Better to get on a hair treatment plan once you start noticing it. I was thinning out for 10 years but I never got the full baldness on my scalp and was able to save it with dut/minoxidil pills.
Why is he doing a millennial söy expression?
Vaping. Nicotine is evil. Just quit.
It's crazy, actually. I'm nearly 40 and hairline thinned slightly. The dude I Work with, he's 26. He's fucking totally bald ontop.
>>543206145Your genes decide to make you lose hair and you're not special if you're being a vain faggot about a full head of hair. Only a faggot (you) make a red alert about it
>>543206145That’s nothing homieI went to a highschool buddies wedding a few years ago. We were both 26 and I had not seen him like like 8 yearsBro. The top of his head was shiny and what made it worse was that he refused to shave the sides of his head. He looks like he was pushing 50The people I went with didn’t believe me when I told them he was the same age as meSome guy who was 18 was legit spooked. He was like “ah shit, am I going to lose ALL of my head too??”He is the worst case of balding I’ve seen for someone in their 20sI’m 32 now. I can’t imagine how much more he’s lost
>>543206145Isn't it Gen Alpha in their teens right now?
lmao gen z was fucked from the get go
Funny how the generations most obsessed with looks maxxing, with not smoking or drinking, with skincare, with health nuttery is the generation hat has aged the absolute worst in history
>>543206834Balding and Malding, mutt nigger detected.
>>543206145In my 50s and still have a full head of hair, albeit gray. Maybe if they didn't eat shit all day, they wouldn't go bald by 20.Bad part is these damn barber shops charge 35 for a cut and mine grows so fast I have to get it done every month.
>>543206950>I'm i've haveretard generation
>>543206342and that porn actors with all of their hair?
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>>543207415Hair is mostly genetic I believeMy dad is older than you are and has around 95% of his hairI’m 32 and I still have all of mine. Granted; like you said, I also don’t eat like shit
>>543206145he looks mid 30 lol
I think it's diet and lack of exercise. Exercise is very clearly linked to healthy development. Wrestlers are basically always normal looking people in a sea of poorly developed weirdos. But also, vitamin deficiencies play a role. A lot of people are stupid and just eat the same thing everyday, like pizza rolls, and wash it down with mountain dew.
>>543207589it's genetic pretty much 100%
>>543207589No, two underreported yet primary drivers of hair loss are scalp tension, blood flow, and stress hormones. Zoomers all stay up late on their phones and then have sleep apnea all night either because they’re obese or have recessed jaws from diet or bad orthodontics. Their scalps are literally being flooded with stress hormones, inflamed, and deprived of blood and oxygen. Poor sleep is the number one cause of hair loss actually. DHT is just the facilitation mechanism. It’s like identifying the cause of carbon monoxide poisoning as the carbon monoxide gas and not the combustion engine burning gasoline in your closed garage. If you’re balding, you probably have some degree of sleep apnea or don’t sleep enough. If you don’t believe me take a look at baldcels. They always look like they got a poor night of sleep. There’s discoloration around the eyes. Always.
>>543207712Genetics are just the prerequisite conditionals and the hormones are just the mechanism. The actual source cause of hair loss is neither genetics nor DHT. It’s oxygen, blood flow, inflammation, and stress hormones.
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thank you microplastics very cool
1. The Intersection of Sleep and Hair Loss: A Systematic ReviewAuthors: Boghosian et al.Journal: Dermatology and Therapy (2026)Reviewed 29 studies examining sleep disturbances and different types of hair loss.Found associations between poor sleep and androgenetic alopecia, alopecia areata, and telogen effluvium.Identified potential mechanisms involving circadian disruption, cortisol, inflammation, and hormonal regulation.DOI: 10.1007/s13555-025-01641-6. 2. Risk Factors for Androgenetic Alopecia: A Systematic Review and Meta-AnalysisAuthors: Li et al.Journal: BMC Public Health (2026)This study is particularly relevant to male-pattern baldness.Researchers analyzed 31 studies involving 11,224 people with androgenetic alopecia and 36,825 controls.They found that insufficient or poor-quality sleep was associated with greater progression of androgenetic alopecia:Odds ratio: 1.3695% confidence interval: 1.18–1.56Approximately 36% higher odds of progression in the pooled observational data.Importantly, the association with simply having androgenetic alopecia was not statistically significant.DOI: 10.1186/s12889-026-26258-y. Hair loss is caused by poor sleep.
>>543206145>19
>>543207770Right, I think wrestling fixes a lot of this. You sleep better, jaw development is noticeably better for wrestlers than their peers. I observed this with my nephew. He was allergic to any activity other than pokemon or whatever, and his hair looked thin and pathetic when he was like 16. That aint normal.>>543207712Genetics aren't set in stone. They change based on your life.
>>543207517lmao this nigga looks like he was crying while taking the photo
>>543207589>>543207770I had amazing hair as a teen, girls were always playing with it. Only stared losing it around 30s, because I was harassed by niggers and spics in several different shitty living situations for 4 years straight. I mean literally 13 fucking spics living in a three-bedroom apartment above mine, intentionally harassing me with noise 24 hours a day. At the last apartment the spics only stopped when I quit my job, opened all my window blinds, and started mauling a heavy bag for hours, daily, with my revolver in plain view of the window. I did other shit too but won't talk about all that on this Christian political discussion server. Now that I can sleep, my hair looks much better, though it's still thin in the front. Oh well.
>>543207589You might be right. I'm bald and none of my brothers are and im the incel gamer brother who never went outside and never exercised and ate like shit and just stayed inside playing video games all the time.
>>543207988Any sort of rigorous exercise or work can help, but the primary issue for zoomers are their lights and devices. They’re swimming in electromagnetic rays and light waves long into the night. Then the sun rises at the same time everyday. They’ve effectively narrowed their hormonal sleep window and as a result are getting not enough sleep. Many also have poor quality sleep caused mainly by hormonal dysfunction, poor orthodontics (braces narrow palate and push the tongue into the throat), poor diet (underdeveloped palate doing the same), and substances (nicotine, caffeine, etc.). The single biggest problem though is light and device use at night. If you track sleep disorders and plot them with device use by hours and number people, they track almost perfectly.
>>54320614537 and not even receding lines>>543206302I have few grey hairs that i can count, but the mix of my blondish hair and so much hair make them impossible to spotIf i make my hair broccoli and shave my beard, old white women start to speak to me with that tone as if im a high schooler lmaoo
>>543208170I agree with your take. The poor food, lack of exercise, leads to inflammation, poor breathing, poor sleep. So we are kinda saying similar things, you're just being more direct. I guess my mind goes to, ok how can we prevent this, the answer being grappling. But right, we can focus more in on the specific issue of, poor sleep, stress.
>>543208125I did this and have thick, rich hair still at 36. You're either genetically fucked or you're not. You just got a bad mix compared to your brothers. I'm a manlet with all sorts of health issues, we all lose in some way.
>>543208170Actually, I do have a lot of grey hair, have any advice on that? Otherwise I have thick hair, hairline hasn't changed much. It's not perfect but it hasn't dramatically changed from what I can tell. I'm wondering if I need more copper in my diet or something.
>>543208035The tragedy of hair is that once you lose it, you pretty much can’t get it back without taking the drugs. You’ve choked off those blood vessels and follicles so there’s no seeds nor soil to grow anything. You have to use chemical additives to make it productive again. The silver lining is that tranny drugs and drugs that cause heart palpitations are increasingly not the only option. Treatments like PRP injections, Latanoprost which is a drug women have used for thicker eyelashes for a long time, and hormonal secratagogues like melatonin, IGF, even anti-histamines have demonstrated results. A company called Musely sells a topical cocktail that is less effective than the traditional Finasteride & Minoxidil cocktail but still works and is much safer. It does seem that Red Light Therapy and Microneedling also do yield some small results. And a lot of people can get an FUE hair transplant without having to take anything.
>>543208125It’s blue light from the screens.
>>543208329I'm taller than all my brothers but not by much. They are all around like 5'7 and I'm 5'10. I'd rather be 5'7 with the perfect hair they all have.
>>543208380Just shave your head and get over it, you vain pussy.
>>543208322The point is that wrestling can help but it can also be the case that you don’t resolve the cause in spite of wrestling. If I wrestle but I use caffeine and nicotine every night and stay up on my phone and choke on my own tongue when I sleep then I won’t improve at all.
>>543206145high testosterone + most of us won't take tranny meds like basedlennials
>>543208374No. Sorry. I don’t know much about hair color. Once you’re over 40 it will probably look better though. I would probably just dye it until then.
>>543206145people have always aged like shit. zoomers just broadcast it to the entire world because they're all ok social media. the bald and prematurely aging millennials knew not to post their mugs online.
>>543208449Saying just shave your head because you’re bald instead of fixing the health problems that are causing you to be bald is like saying just cut out your colon instead out fixing your diet. Why would you when you could just be healthier and look better? It’s retarded.
>>543208502fuck this chud website i wrote soilennials not basedlennials
>>543208611AHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck off back to r*ddit where you belong ranjeet
>>543207858He looks like my old high school math teacher
>>543206145>he gives up>he puts on le pixar eyebrow Well, at least he's owning the role
>>543208483Ya but being thin, not eating a ton, exercise triggers all sorts of positive things in the body. Your body just works right. But sure, you can screw it up. I remember Travis Stevens the American Silver medalist in Judo trying his hardest to have the worst diet possible (he had his reasons), but ya, I mainly just notice how healthy wrestlers look compared to their classmates. Even women wrestlers will develop powerful looking jaw lines.
I have hair but its boring wish it was curly or wavy
>>543206145I'm almost 60 and I'm only losing a little around the crown. Doesn't really bother me because my kippa covers it
>>543208591yeah Andre Agassi, multiple times tennis champion of the world should just have exercised more and eaten more chicken and he wouldn't have gone bald. what a retard .
>>543207858See, look at his bones. This kid has never been outside. Never wrestled even playfully with a brother or family member. Uness you're like 6'8 nobody should be this boney as a Sr. You can't only focus on math and starcraft, you have to develop the body.
>>543206145Excessive amounts of slop.
>>543208820why is Tate a chinlet?
>>543208877You look like you could be a running back for the denver broncos
>>543208738you are 30+, withered, decayed and get hard mogged by every gen z male. kill yourself
>>543207366it's probably the trt
>>543206315Just lean in and shave it. It's a female trait to care that much about your hair. Shave your head and grow a beard.
>>543208950Well, I think he grew up playing chess. Got into athletics a bit late. Could just be his tongue placement is a bit off. Listen I don't have all the answers. Just look at kids who grapple compared to their friends. Idk if it'll be as obvious in Europe though, your food seems to be a lot better. In america kids are fucking fucked up looking. Normal until 5th grade and then they look horrific.
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>>543209014I wish I'm only 5'8" but I saw some college game that had a guy 5'6" playing so who knows
>>543208502>le high test
>>543206145He looks like a sóylenial. Nothing wrong with that though, I don't judge.
>>543206145>19I'm in my 40s, and if I shave my (intentional) stubble I would look as young or younger than he. Sure, there are some minorly visible markers of age on my face, so people might look back and forth a few times, but few people would quickly decide im older.
>>543209094Oh man, that's the worst. All these genetic disasters growing beards to look tough. I had a beard after High School, but I started shaving when all the little queers started growing one to ironic. "I have a beard and I like bacon, I'm a real man!" I want to crush their skulls.
>>543206145>men>going baldthis just in, fork found in kitchen
What happened to testosterone?
>>54320631536 here and my long hair is so full and luscious it makes even women jealouscan't grow a a proper beard though
>>543206145This has always been happening>MEN NOWADAYS ARE GOING BALD YOUNGI knew dudes balding back in highschool retard
>>543209151well, my brother was a lot more active physically and socially than me as a kid while I was a nerdier and less social person. I still have a decent jawline while he has none. maybe you're putting the cart before the horse: maybe people with robust hormonal profiles and jaws are more likely to take up sports than less robust people in the first place.
>>543209234You're not a man. Grow a beard, or be a little boy forever. Faggot.
>>543209369How many children do you have twinkletoes?
>>543209464just one, he's turning 10 in november
>>543209156balding in men is 99% of the time the result of high DHT which is a side effect of high test, which is also why people that blast roids also bald. most gen Z are testosteronemaxxing
>>543207366This.Millenials merely followed the advice that boomers gave (but never followed).Don't go out in the sun without sunblock. Don't smoke.Don't drink alcohol.Drink plenty of water.Don't eat too much junk.Make sure to get a good amount of sleep.These are basic and pretty easy to follow, and it resulted in millenials aging way better than zoomers.
>>543209509>>543209156meanwhile your average soilennial looks like this
>>543207521>my dadBaldness is passed on by your mother's father. It's crazy that in 2026 every retard is still talking about their father's side.Nigger, every man on your father's side could have a full head of hair, but if your mother's side is baldies then you're likely to go bald. At best you'll get your father's *type* of hair
>>543207814It is dht anon.
>>543206145>19This has to be bait, thats must be a teacher shitposting
>>543209517cope, millenials all look like shit now, you cannot escape the agepill and the harder you try the more bogged you look
>>543207988>Genetics aren't set in stone. They change based on your lifeTrue you can break your legs in leg lengthening surgery.
>>543207490Porn actors only have a couple scenes a week at most. Gooners coom multiple times a day
>>543207415Too much biotin or perhaps a slightly higher activity in your thyroid. Nails grow quick too?The shit is annoying. I had to get real good at cutting my hair myself so I don't break the bank.
>>543209517>make sure to get a good amount of sleep
If stress/lack of sleep/eating habits/masturbation all lead to hairloss. Then why does it happen in a specific pattern?
>>543209621you're just repeating a simple minded myth. balding is a polygenic trait.
I'm 44 and still have all my hair. Barely any greys too. Feels very fucking good. Permit me this one vanity.
also balding doesn't matter anymore when you can just go to Turkey and get a transplant, most of us have atleast a foot + of height and way more muscle mass than your average soilennial
I find young people are going to extremes, some looking like forever teenagers and others hitting 40 by 20.
>>543209690Just wear your long hair like a lions mane.It is intimidating to short haired men who are tamed by society to keep it short.Women look at long haired men and subconsciously see a man who commits to these long term and takes care of it because the girls have long hair and know how much work and wealth goes into hair.
>>543206145low test
>>543209517That is crazy. And if you don't do all that. Why does hairloss happen in a specific pattern?
>>543207770Environmental factors for balding are legit, and they are downward spiral.>poor oxygen to follicles because scalp is greasy and covered in dead skinThe solution is to scrub the shit off your scalp, but people losing their hair are afraid to rub/scrub their scalp because they don't want to see more hair falling into the shower>scalp getting oilier and dirtier because dude is wearing a hatBaldies try to hide their hair loss with hats, but wearing hats accelerates hair loss>stressed about losing hair, so smokes cigarettes to deal with stressNow we're talking about internal issues, as the cigarettes are messing with your bodyI recommend all anons get a scalp scrubber for the shower. It scrubs your scalp so it isn't greasy and it removes the dried skin that builds up. I've been using one since I was 15. Stimulating the scalp is crucial for follicle health
>>543209778picrel
>>543206145>>543207589>>543207712>>543207770>>543208170Wooooo another hair loss thread on le 4chan. Listen fuckers dna genetics its all bullshit. There is heredity, we can see that, dna however has not been scientifically shown to exist. Same thing for hormones. So whats left? Environment. Whats missing? Zinc. Balding? Scalp itches? Head expansion? Its all zinc deficiency/liver damage. 50mg of zinc gluconate before bed a day and 25mg of zinc anytime you have the scalp itch. Remember the rda is the bare minimum not to get sick and die. They dont consider being bald "sick" so they set 11mg as the rda for zinc while you go bald but "hey you're still alive so gud nuff". Your ancestors ate so much red meat and oysters they can find a difference in zinc levels in their teeth/bones compared to other animals and humans post agriculture. Theres only two foods where zinc is abundant and its red muscle meat and oysters. You also have to eat them in isolation as dairy will reduce and plants will block zinc from being absorbed. Who's eating tons of red meat/oysters by themselves daily starting from a young age? Nobody. Then there's vaccines loaded with metals that bypass gut barrier that increases the demand for zinc, then there's cigs loaded with metals that raise the demand for zinc. Everytime you bust a nut you lose zinc. "Dont take zinc you'll get copper deficiency" absolute bullshit the rda for copper is 0.9mg total body stores of copper is 50-120mg. Thats 60-130 days of the bare minimum amount to completely "refill" body stores. Every plant food people eat is loaded with copper and you have been eating plants since you were a baby. Once you take the zincpill anon you will save your hair. Or you can continue eating chicken tenders and french fries a meal with little to no zinc being absorbed.>>t. Full hair line at 26 while brother at 24 is balding like fucking crazy and brother at 20 is on fin.
>>543209973>the natural oils your scalp produces are LE BAD!are you a shampoo merchant by chance?
>>543209656I look younger and better than most guys in their late 20s, and I'm early 30s.You can't avoid aging, but you CAN age much slower. You are just coping with being ugly.
>>543209234Hello sukdeep
>>543210000So how to get zinc. Do pills really work. Does that actually get absorbed meaningfully?
>>543209690My nails do grow very quickly. Have to cut them every 2-3 days. Also have very hairy arms and a fast growing beard too, but have to stay clean shaven for my job, sadly.
>>543209849>why does hair loss happen in a specific patternBecause you are too retarded to understand the difference between genetic and environmental factors>patternThat's genetics>how early and how badEnvironmental + genetics
Very sad what is happening in this thread. It is effectively:>I WILL NEVER GET OLD>I WILL NEVER DIE>I WILL NEVER GET OLD>I WILL NEVER DIEWe're all meeting Ozymandias. It is your choice to go kicking and screaming. Either the arrow or the teeth.
>>543209976lmao, is this live-action dragon ball
>>543209837Wrong.Women don't go bald. Male eunuchs don't go bald. Testosterone is basically what causes baldness. There might be other factors
>>543210043>the natural oils are badIf you aren't washing your hair properly those oils trap your dead skin into a crust that reduces oxygen to your scalp. Stop being a retard and making up things i didn't say.
>>543210149>pattern>That's genetics>how early and how bad>Environmental + genetics>delays the innevitable It is coming my sweetheart. ~50% of men have the pattern. You too will get old and die.
>>543210105>how to get zincDandruff shampoo has zinc and it goes right to your scalp
>>543206145Anons. The user name is Tropical Trap
>>543209509Love this cope
>>543210054cope. every soilennial I have seen that said this has always looked like shit. must be some kind of autism that causes people to believe they look much younger than they actually do
>>543210194Why do bald men still exist if they are considered ugly and never reproduce. The trait is genetic. So if bald men never reproduced. They shouldn't exist. No?
He is 19, he looks 45?
>>543210054It's not cope. Zoomoids are absolutely FUCKED.I went to a nephew's high school graduation a few months back. I'm 40 and shaved, fit. Half of the teens looked older than me, men and women alike. So fucking grim.
>>543210194>Women don't go bald. Wrong.Women get receding hairlines. You just dont notice it because they grow their long and part it to the sides, unlike men. >Testosterone is basically what causes baldnessWrong. You will find more balding men at the toy store than you will at a gym.>Male eunuchs don't go bald. Yes they do.
>>543210167Can you please point out even *one* post in this thread where a single person said anything even remotely close to "I will never get old and I will never die."You're making shit up like a woman. Your post is exactly what women do. Post your tits, you ugly bitch
>>543206145Every generation has people who go bald during their teens. The difference is that zoomers are just the first generation with the means and motivation to post about it on the internet.
>>543210187androgenic is barely a htn facially and only carried by his frame but still mogs every 30+ soilennial since the agepill is so brutal
Did you anons know that secondary sexual characteristics are some of the main primary sexual drives in the opposite sexes? Things like wide hips, busty chests, long hair give me a physical attraction to the opposite sex. I wonder if the same premise exists for women?
>>543210244>your scalp has lungsOk, I've had enough of 4tard for the day
>>543210105I told you how to get zinc. Either from food, red meat/oysters eating by themselves or by taking a zinc supplement the gluconate form is fine. The absorbed meaningfully part is why is said to take 25mg anytime you have the itch. You took 25mg and 30 minutes later its still itching? Take another 25mg and repeat. One time i took 250mg in a day my highest dose ever. But it stopped the itch.
>>543210398>injects hgh>joins 27 club
>>543210443Balding is a disease state. You dont have wide hips and big bchests being associated with early death and poor heart function.
i think the horseshoe balding hair with the right clothes looks goodt. nw 1.5
>>543210326>men considered ugly never reproduceWomen are filthy creatures and love ugly men. A lot of women love getting degraded, probably most of them.>>543210383Women getting receding hairlines is usually from toxic shit in their environmentSure there's fluke cases but overwhelmingly>Aristotle noticed that eunuchs don't go baldThere's other factors at play. The bald people at a toy store could just be in really shitty health which might do it.
>>543209372So did I, I felt bad for them. One of those "there but for the grace of God go I" things. Not sure where this attitude of dogpiling on them comes from. They have it bad enough.
>>543210398Literally gay
>>543210385>Can you please point out even *one* post in this thread where a single person said anything even remotely close to "I will never get old and I will never dieCan you see the forest for the trees?
Being serious for a second, if you are in your early 20s and balding, you should absolutely hop on every form of medication, vitamin and prayer and maybe rob a bank to fund a hair transplant. It makes you look significantly older and less youthful and energetic, and 20s is a brutal time where you are expected to find a woman to be with and build your career from scratch, and you WILL be severely judged for your appearance.But if you're in your 30s and balding is giving you severe angst, maybe your life has gone wrong. You're supposed to have fathered children and be well established in your career by that age, losing hair at 30+ should be irrelevant if you didn't spend your 20s as a shut-in neet.
>>543206145What 19 year old look like that? Did he meant 19 in 2012?
>>543209499One is unacceptably low
>>543206145Happened to some Millenials as well, we just weren’t retards and didn’t think we were some new species or something
>>543206145What the fuck drinking "gamer juice" is doing to zoomers? They are the most disgusting unhealthy generation ever, and here we always joke at foids in their 20's who look like menopausal aunties and these faggots like the one posted by the OP who allegedly aren't even 20 years old and already looks like a balding dad. I remember being bullied in school because I grew up faster than the other kids, I reached 1.80m at 12 years old and started to shave at 13 and many retarded adults thought I was a grown man going to school with their kids, I even had problems with the police because they usually accused me of using a fake minor ID whenever I had to interact with those pigs, fast forward tot today and I'm in my 30's and besides from a few natural aging marks I don't look a day older than when I was 15 years old and I can't see my scalp from any angle even after visiting the barber. I also remember being itching for going outside every day to ride my bicycle in the mountains with the boys, play football (or soccer of the ameritards) and date gals, I played a lot of videogames, and I still do, but at least I balanced my chair rotting time with a healthy social life, but on the end of the stick all my zoomer relatives are shut in fags who only date through social media and don't even know how to ride a bicycle because all their gifts since childhood were tablets and smartphones instead of toys, bicycles, balls,etc. At least I managed to bully one of my younger cousins into being normal, he's 15 and now goes outside and has a healthy social life, real life friends and even a girlfriend, gen alpha is also pretty much fucked but I see their generation slowly healing from the cancer that my generation did to zoomers.
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