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is this legit anons, im considering signing up
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>>543216079
if your live is worth 2.5k eur, sure. and since you made a thread about this shit your life is worth far less then that. go for it.
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I don't think right now is a good time to sign up, 2022 was the safest period
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>>543216079
>.com
>official state program
Seems legit. Better call their whatsapp
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>>543216079
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>>543216214
i was sentenced to 5 years in prison, before i rot away in a cell i rather kill ukrainians for 2000$/month
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>>543216688
are you so delusional that they would break you out of prison? or smuggle you out? "Günther aus dem Tiroler oblast" you need a better coverstory. sloppy job fsb.
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>>543217040
On the bright side, you can't be rotting in prison if you're rotting in 3 pieces.
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>>543217040
cant wait for the 3 day special military operation to rescue gunther
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>>543216688
>5 years in prison
How old was she anon?
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>>543216688
>5 years in prison
vs
>48 hours on the front line
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kek yes Ivan please come fertilize my fields in exchange for money (which isn’t real) which you won’t live to spend
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>>543216270
and for sure its truth but not "enemy" propaganda, right?
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>>543217807
if i only last 2 days on the front line, my parents and family get a bunch of money, if i work for 30 years i could never save up that much money to leave to my family

>>543217040
im not in prison now, i have 6 month to report to it, so in the 6 monthy i have enough time to got to russia

>>543217796
it was your mother
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>>543216079
> Official State Pogrom
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Do a funny face for the camera so we know it was you lad
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>>543216079
How retarded are you? You will be considering a foreigner and treated like shit.
All nation states suck, the grass is not greener on the other side.
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>>543219261
Yes retardanon, those generous kind altruistic russians are itching to hand money over to your parents after you get splattered. Im all for this plan.
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Compensation for being raped to death. Sounds lovely
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>>543216079
The japanese guy who volunteered was ex JSDF and he got droned and survived, there was one last video of him with patrick lancaster

so yes they do throw you at the front lines to die and hope you never make it back
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>>543216079
>5 milly on sign up
!
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>>543219261
>my parents and family get a bunch of money
Only if they retrieve your corpse in a recognizable state.
No corpse = MIA = no money.
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>>543217966
you aren't even in holholistan, otherwise you'd be fighting on the front or you're jewish
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>>543219705
so you admit that ukrainians are jewish faggots
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>>543216270
Wow, their birthrate must be crazy considering you've lost half your population and theirs has increased
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Is it real? I'm tired of security (not enough action)
I'd be happy drinking myself to death in Moscow or some shit
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>>543216214
2k or 200k you will still end up dead wont you? how long is the survival average for conscipts like this? 30 minutes?
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>>543220376
its actually negative, they wont pay out anything, just claim you are captured/a deserter/ missing in action.
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>>543216079
Lol thats embarrassing 5m rubles is only £45k and 2.2k a month?

>>543219261
>if i work for 30 years i could never save up that much money

what the absolute fuck are you talking about you stupid fucking cunt, the average Austrian salary is €53k per year. What kind of deadbeat are you that you can't make a measly 5m rubles
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>>543216079
I hope you share this with indian communities
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The real pro-gamer move is to take out as many loans as possible, transfer the money into gold or to a Chinese bank, and then join. If you live, you'll get the sign on bonus plus all the loot. If you lose, gold gets released back to family or lost.

Hard part is finding a neutral country to store the gold. Singapore would comply with FBI/IRS requests. You'll need to take your chance getting $500k worth of gold to a foreign country, hiding it (primarily from the IRS/SEC/FBI but also Russian/Chinese governments). Russian government might allow it as privateering, but they could also fuck you all the same.

Sounds like a good novel or movie plot.
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>>543220524
i have to go to prison for 5 years, i earn nothing so 2000$/ month is still much better than nothing
and 50k/year is before tax, not after
so you are lucky if you make 3000€/month for 40h/week
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I hope you do. I'll get to watch you die in some drone footage. Goes for every crypto-kike and communist, too. Please sign up, keklmao
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>>543220628
lmao the German convict king leading the Indian Free Company on the eastern front

>>543216079
No one who is still free to post here can tell you for sure. But if you're fleeing Austria, make sure to use the non-highway Kittsee crossing, no one checks it. Berg is cop central. Kittsee-highway is hit/miss. But don't forget this bit: Austria has a deal with Slovakia where Austrian police gets to continue pursuits for up to like 100km deep from the border - make sure not to bring the heat with you when you're crossing over, it's not like the Seiss border in 1942
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>>543219261
> i could never save up that much money to leave to my family
51,734.27 EUR payout and 2,586.71 a month.
You will be raped, sent to the front on meat wave and your paychecks will be stolen by officers.
> They are called Orcs for a reason.
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>>543220868
Do the debt scheme I mentioned. You could also try self custodial privacy crypto like XMR, but idk how that would work out in Russia. Gold is safer nominally, but has transportation risks.
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>>543219546
I believe there was a south American faggot who fought for Russia and his "comrades" cut his fingers off to force him to hand over his signing bonus.
Russians are animals.
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>>543221050
Anon could walk out with a few hundred grand in loot if does what I've said. Credit is very easy to get, but idk what his particular situation is. He might not be able to loot as much since he's tainted already. Also not sure of EU lending laws.
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>>543221067
frontliners* are animals
war brings out the worst in people

When the frontline passes over you, you have to consider your house forfeit and hide in a hole until the officer corps arrives behind the frontoviki
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Most places, 5 years is actually 2.5 before you get paroled.
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>>543217807
>>48 hours on the front line
Do you think Russia just like pidorskraine? Lol, just because pidors use their slaves as meat waves fuel it doesn't mean what Russia does the same. Reminder what casualties are 30 dead ukraninas for one Russian, no matter how much it upsets you. You go in, kill these mongoloid orcs and go back with a fat pay check. Also its 3k+, more for stromtroopers.
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Its worth knowing that if you do what I've said OP, that you NEVER tell anybody.
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>>543221263
There is not a snowballs hope in hell he would be allowed to leave alive. Once you are in, you are in until you are dead. Plus he's not Russian so they won't trust him, he'll get the russell bentley treatment.
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>>543217807
>Do you think Russia just like pidorskraine? Lol, just because pidors use their slaves as meat waves fuel it doesn't mean what Russia does the same.
the reasons your fake news is telling you this is because that's exactly what is happening to you. your mainstream media and propaganda constantly projects you own shortcomings onto others.
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they will be bringing niggers from africa, to save Europe
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>>543221452
Huffman seems to have done well last I heard. Guy lived in my city before he went to fight for Russia. Him and his wife and daughters all moved to Russia.
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>>543216079
> two more weeks to citizenship
definitely legit
so, the average life expectancy of a mercenary is a fortnight
hm
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>>543221050
He not going to enlist to pidor orcs, he's trying to get into Russian army, check your eyes. Yeah, i know you mongols liiiike raping each other in the hairy yellow asses, but for the white men you ukrnains just disgusting faggots, always were and always will be.
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>>543221386
puccian propaganda never ceases to amaze me. sometimes, the puccian narrator believes these lies.
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>>543216079
rubles devalue fast !!
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>>543220681
Please try this out and let us know how it goes.
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>>543220104
none of this is true. Idk why ziggers keep repeating it.
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At first I was like.
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And then I was like
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>there are people willing to forfeit their lives for ~50k EUR
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>>543216079
14 days is how long it takes to end up dead at the front.
You'll never see the money.
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>>543221606
Its a temporal citizenship complying with the laws about army and foreigners while contract lasts which will only work if he fulfils his contract and voids if he terminate it earlier.
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>>543216079
they say 14 days to citizenship 'cause the average lifespan of a russian soldier is 30 minutes in the battlefield (yes, really).

it's a trap. thank god most indians are good at math.
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>>543217807
>48 hours on the front line
You are overestimating zigger lifespan on the frontline.
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why would the brownoids this is advertised to even want russian citizenship? the passport is worthless if you want to get to western country for gibs.
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>>543221813
you will never see the value of that money even if you survive
because ziggers print rubles into nothingness
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what if you dont know any russian language?
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>>543221621
Your Russian Orc definition of gay is the guy getting raped, not the guy doing the raping in the Dedovshchina.
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>>543221621
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>i know you mongols liiiike raping each other
Dude we ALL have seen the Russian rape vids in your "army". It's not we are here like yesterday. Stop telling shit like we all found out about 4chan last month. Dumb nigger.
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>>543221806
Some are poor and desperate and some seek some action. Also dying in war zone Russian army is pretty low, the chance is real but its low single digit.
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>>543221824
Yeah, which reminds me - thr Russians literally have to give him citizenship or his presence on the front in Russian uniform automatically becomes a war crime, as a mercenary, he wouldn't even get to have his blown-off dick repatriated to an Austrian grave, mercenaries are literal real-life non-persons
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A lot of frontline veterans here it seems so it all must be true. With all the media coverage I was suposed to belive that Russia lost all the people in 2022. Also everyone died in 2023. They've collapsed in 2024. 0 survivors in 2025. Now you sign in and also die in 2 days so there will be noone alive by the end of the year.
And somehow after all this, they are still maintaining the war? Even paying to sign in?
Something does not check out.
>inb4 pig kwetching
join the frontline to kill the ruskies https://www.ildu.com.ua/ if you are so brave - for whatever reason they are giving even more money if you return in a body bag (provided free of charge ofc)
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How much is that in nine elevens?
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Lmao does anyone remember that YouTube channel of the American Family that moved to Russia, husband got conscripted and then ended up dying like a week or two later? Kek
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>>543216079
>60 000 dollars to become meat grinder material
There's a reason they're only recruiting drunk slavs, africans and norks.
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>>543220376
18 minutes on the front lines. If youre russian they may give your famuly sacks of vegetables. If youre a foreigner you will be forgotten with no compensation dead somewhere in a trench/rathole
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>>543216079
unemployed?
looking for excitement?
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Man whoa this is like tragic
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>>543216688
i would rather die than serve one year in prison
you probably wont make it to ruzzia now that youve announced your intentions
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>>543216688
based and checked
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>>543222013
yeah thats why russian mod stopped publishing their severely deflated KIA in 2022 because nobody believed it and the thousands of russian corpses in and around ukraine are too hard to count anyway
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>>543221979
Why are pidor orcs always so upset about your names? Do the ukranis are mongrelized mutts compare to Russians? Yes. Do the ukranis have no culture compare to Russians? Yes. Do the ukranians are love raping each other in the asses compare to Russians? Yes, literally faggiest nation outside of some muslims, to a point what the ukranian does not think its gay to suck a dick once of twice in his life. Remember how during 2014 the ukranin commander posted photos showing billiard balls into his ass and begged local to fuck his, endless didlos in your pidor trenches, tranny fuckers in highest officials positions and so on. All of you are faggots (pidors) its just a fact. See? A deep southern state of raceless arabo-mongoloid mutts made out of expunged criminals and former sex slaves of Mongols and Turks would naturally be called orcs, especially on the contrast with civil and noble northern white men, its just a fact, i know you have some mental limitations due to your 85 iq origin but let's be honest even you can agree with everything i've said.
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>>543221698
Well, let's see:
>last census was in 2001 so your prewar population estimates are a complete guess, but in the ballpark of 40 million
>even Ukrainian sources admit at least 10 million gone to Europe alone by 2025:
>at least half a million civilian dead indirectly from the war by 2023 alone
https://frontliner.ua/en/ukraine-population-losses-amid-war/ (Source for above two)
>population of Donbass was ~6 million, mostly gone
>Crimea, 2.3 million, gone
>you're press-ganging 30k a month (per Budanov!) just to keep the front "stable"
>Given the above and the corpse exchange rates (around 10 to 1 in Russia's favour depending on the year & month) it's probably safe to say that you're projecting your own military losses onto Russia, so let's say 1.5 million dead so far
Not that far from Iulia Mendel's 20-25 million estimate, which is roughly half your pre-war estimated pop at the lower end
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>>543216079
We should ALL sign up bros let's fucking go!!
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>>543216079
Hop in. The cube awaits
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>>543222047
> what is low treason
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>>543222090
No. Are you thinking of the Huffman family? He's alive.
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>>543216688
You'd live for a few weeks at most, the Ukrainians maybe a few months
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>>543221987
You want a funny fact? 90% of hoholsoldiers you saw from 90s are professionally made gay porn made in K i e v. Pidors literally get a high sucking dicks from guys in Russian uniforms, LOL. And that few what you collected from caucasian gay local action has no effect on local Russia forces, so here its a miss too. Remember Ganul fat fag who got shot in the head in Osessa some time ago? He was killed by a gay who he raped after taping to a pole for draft dodging. All of them (you) are genetic faggots and them (you) would be much happier if you just would be honest with yourself.
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>>543222657
astounding
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>>543216079
>Rubles
lmao, might as well get paid in Robux. OH WAIT, that's a more valuable currency.

Imagine being the cuckold that gets droned in exchange of of the cost of a rare shiny tungtung sahur brainrot in Roblox kekkekekekekeeeeeeeeek
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>>543216688
Nigger 5 years aren't worth getting droned.
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>>543220524
Still better than current US enlistment bonuses. I think ZOG is paying poor suckers $40k USD to enlist right now, on the verge of WWIII kek
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>>543216270
what are the ukraine military's statistical projections for when they will stop losing?
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Kekarooo
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>>543222307
Yes, giving any amount of war time casualties info is wrong. You know meduza liberal news, right? After three years they did their calculation and it was 60k with some extrapolation from their confirmed data. ANd that was the most chaotic times with many blunders in Russia army, now every side admits what its overwhelmingly bombs spam, very little soldiers are going in person, so naturally temps of dying would be much lower than before. Base life of hard data - Russian army is 100% professional with proper training and high morale, it has superiority in every single weapon type and some major ones like FABs have no counter part on the ukranian side and they alone are flying 300 a day carrying 500 to 3000 kg TNT equivalent, each of them killing 2+ ukranian soldiers, they alone are extremely efficient to a point of being capable of defeating most counties on their own. On the contrary even right now you can see endless war grave videos on youtube or from space, before baning them 2 years ago amassing on 700k alone + 400 MIA from Red cross back then, now conditions are much worse for the ukraine so add however much do you want to the score. Just compare the conditions are calculate the potentional result on your own.
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>>543216079
Wouldn't it be a .ru domain?
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>>543222744
>just ignore fagginess of the ukranians let them (and you) project in piece
Uh-huh.
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>>543216688
Why, did you diddle your kids or what.
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>>543216079
https://youtu.be/9_LF2_cMJUo?si=svjnnJQTuA-Pfxsc
your first day in the russian army
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>>543216079
Based
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>>543216079
please god let it be real please god let retards fall for it and get grinded to bits in the human grinding machine war
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>>543216688
>bro would rather get mutilated by an FPV drone within 8 hours of deployment rather than NEETing in a nice cozy euro prison
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>>543219261
>my parents and family get a bunch of money
2 bags of cheetos btw
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>>543222090
Huffman is still alive.
>>543222927
US enlistment also doesn't allow you to bail out with hundreds of thousands of tax free cash either.
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Signing up in russian army is one of the most submissive cuckold thing a european can do. Why would you do such thing? Think about your ancestors.
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>>543222836
>another memeflag redditard who doesn't understand domestic vs international currency exchange
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>>543223456
Ancestors sold out their countries to jews. Now its looting time.
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>>543217749
KEK
>Saving Conscript Günther
>Starring Steven Seagull as Conscript Günther
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>>543223456
dont people get raped in there? i remember watching nfkrz and he said rape is pretty common as a hazing ritual in the russian conscripts
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>>543223365
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>>543216079
>barely $60,000 USD to get bombed by a drone in the middle of a minefield
i'm not interested i don't think
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>>543216270
the difference here is they get to make a choice
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>>543223653
>aaaaand we are back to the AI Slop
Atleast the start was fun
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>>543216079
won't trying to do this get you arrested here in the states?
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>>543216688
You’ll get raped either way
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>>543223653
lol
lmao
keep voting
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>>543222090
The fact what you still think what he died is a proof what propaganda works. He literally made another video two weeks after the fake to confirm what he's alive, he didn't even enlisted into army, just some anti-gay farmer with family, farming on his own right now.
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>>543222410
41 million was pre 2022 population including occupied regions, government controlled Ukraine was only 37 million then. Now it's about 30 million subtracting 6 million refugees and 150k - 200k. 30k isn't the number being mobilized monthly, that is the mobilization target that has never been actually reached because it would destroy civilian economy. UAlosses confirms 94k Ukrainians dead, and there are 258k russians dead per mediazona, with obituaries. Undoubtedly both are much higher but those minimum figures already show russia has lost significantly more men. So your cope numbers are bullshit
But hey, maybe you're correct, there are only 20 people left in Ukraine. Why has russia made zero (0) net land gains against country with 20 people left?
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>>543223798
He is likely talking about Huffman.
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>>543216079
You should along with all jewish and putin shills. More shrapnel enema footage for the rest of us.
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>>543223453
Soldiers cannot terminate the contract and take the bonus, only after its completed.


Also it looks like NAFO trannies/hohlomutts exerted their arguments and started to spam their cope folder. The concession is accepted.
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>>543216079
Why is the ruble so retardedly denominated?
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>>543220104
Now going back to your other lying post russia already had 600k natural decrease per their own numbers BEFORE they stopped publishing this data, undoubtedly it is much worse now, and those numbers are excluding the 100k+ killed in Ukraine every year. Any population gained from occupying parts of Ukraine they already had since 2014, since 2022 their land gains have been depopulated rubble with only a few pensioners who couldn't leave living in some villages. Undoubtedly the 30%+ minority population in russia per their own pre-2022 census, before they escalated their pointless war, is heavily raising their births, so very well "ethnic Russians" are already declining 1 million+ every year. But, you dont care as brownoid do you?
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>>543223970
they lost 60k dead and wounded this month, one fortress and 1 cauldron

ukrainian loses will break 2 million dead before the end of winter campaign, they are desparate
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>>543224079
I don't mean to sound heartless, but kek these are WWI figures... what the fuck
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>>543224122
this is already ww3 if you have not noticed

ww2 started from spanish civil war and partition of poland, ww3 started from ukrainian war
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Can I be a General?
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>>543216688
enjoy hugging a drone as you die comrade
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>>543224214
Indeed I have.
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>>543223970
No, the bail is stolen western loan money acquired prior to service, not the Russian bonus.
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>>543224079
>they lost 60k dead and wounded this month
the usual russian gloating, why are you then still stuck in Donbabwe? With these casualty numbers, russia should be already at the Polish border
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>>543224325
no you get to be frontline infantry
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>>543223724
>>543223780
>>>/u/hg
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>>543219261
Ânon

Do you speak Russian?
Will they make sure you speak fluent Russian before being cleared operational for deployment?
Do they give u options on joining Army, naval, or airforce?
Can u join the officer corps and choose a program for a dégrée?

If you do manage to get hired let us know what its like. Honestly western militaires are full of gays, retard women and niggers… Jew infested.

I wish I had a Russian wife haha
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>>543224536
then explain this shit?
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>>543224518
No thanks, not with those fuckin drones flying around
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>>543224623
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roof
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>>543216079
With this they gave them 60,000 USD and 3000 USD per month.The problem here is you have to survive to get your money. The survival rate is pretty low.
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>>543220376
These aren't conscripts. They're enlistees. There's a difference. But since you're a retarded jeet with no military tradition you don't understand that.
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>>543216079
I would only join personally if nato gets involved and it means killing eurofags.
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>>543224065
>>543223813
Wow, seems like I really touched a nerve.
Anyway, here's Zelensky's former press secretary confirming the rest of what I've said in the Spectator (which is a UK paper and thus anti-Russian), minus your war dead which she doesn't touch on but I still maintain is Ukrainian projection:
https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://spectator.com/article/zelenskys-strategy-is-national-suicide
Reminder that every source I've quoted has been Ukrainian. You have about 4 million men of conscription age left, what do you think the odds they'll get to you before Kiev surrenders?
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>>543216079
This sounds the best way to own the jews and the trannies
lets all sign up /pol/-bros. Thousands of us have already done so. There is nothing to fear, our real lives will begin when we leave behind the degenerate nazi west.
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>>543216079
>im considering signing up
Why? Do you like sucking dick or something?
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>>543224843
>noo you saw me posting bullshit and proved it wrong that means you're mad o algo
>ill just vomit out more bullshit now
t. jeet
When will kyiv fall? 2 weeks? Ive been hearing this since 2022 bro.
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>>543224742
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>>543216214
How much do you think we get in EUrostan? LOL
fuck this entire block of jew worshipping retards. i'd help the russians and slaughter the entire political sphere, you'd be a cowardly fool to wish otherwise upon those that want you dead and exploited
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>>543224742
M. C, Esher called, he wants his impossible object back
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>>543219261
>If I die, my parents and family get a bunch of money
Anon, I-
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nice bait 7/10 and it brought the sub 70 iq retards out of the closet
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>>543225385
You uncritically support Ukraine because feels. And you're calling other people retarded?
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>>543216079
>14 days to citizenship
this is the biggest red flag
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>>543216079
I'd do it for free, but I have a crippling addiction to anime; there would be too many jammers for me to watch my favorite show.

I'll just give my support from my anime watching armchair
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>>543216688
>Among the few positive aspects of this war is that it can work as a filter for all dregs of societies
You should attempt your dreams. Aim for the sky after all.
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>>543216079
>military
>social guarantees
very social
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>>543222836
Wasn't that writer arrested for trying to have sex with a 12-year-old boy?
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>>543219261
> if i work for 30 years i could never save up that much money to leave to my family
Considering the absolute minimum wage is about 2000€ a month in Austria doing shit like flipping burgers at BK this is an absolutely retarded cost vs benefits trade off. Even if you earned more money it still would not matter because the problem is really you and your outlook on life being reduced to suicidal doom pilling existence. You're very unlikely to gain supporters with that kind of outlook.
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>>543216079
I have a russian friend who volunteered towards the end of 2022 and he has told me so many fucked up things going on there on admin level so seeing stuff like this is just very funny
Go ahead and sign up anon i'm rooting for you
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>>543227261
if you support russia you are 50% a retard or 50% a russian
t. a critical thinker
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>>543216688
Suit yourself. The world needs less of you criminals
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>>543216688
Yeah but your prisons are like, nice, right? Not full of NIGGERS
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>>543227323
Ya I mean thats not even enough Time to finish basic millitary training xd.

Ok i know how to wear a combat uniform and parade walk. Now my 2week service is done and im out of the millitary thankyou.


Wheres my Russian waifu
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>>543216079
Yes, after the war you can settle a farm and get rich.
https://youtu.be/Pougs3uAD9Y
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>>543216079
>12 minutes to death
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>>543223653
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you're a fucking retard if you beleive this >>543223111 >>543221386
ukrianian deaths are currently confirmed officially by their side as 1.5 M and they're fighting a DEFENSIVE WAR
russians as aggressors have to conquer land which means it's IMPOSSIBLE for their casualties to be lower
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>>543216079
I assume you're joking. But in case you aren't, don't do that. Join neither army. There's nothing heroic in the modern wars, only mud, rats, FPVs, and gruesome death. Even if you're lucky to survive, your mind will get traumatised anyway.
I've seen people who returned from there. Believe me, better stay here and shitpost, don't go to the frontlines.
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>>543228832
>ukrianian deaths are currently confirmed officially by their side as 1.5 M
where are the proofs
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>>543216079
Thats around 58k in real money. If you wanna be raped by totally straight russian guys and then become part of a drone compilation that gets posted here, then sure i guess its your life. Wouldn't it be easier to just in front of a train tho? You can even get the gay sex part before that via some fag app, if you really want.
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>>543222891
well looks like a chill job with both hands and legs blown off
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>>543219261
>my family get a bunch of money
Lmao, this retard bought into literal russian propaganda. Nigga your family is getting a sack of potatoes and maybe 400 bucks if you are lucky.
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>>543216688
Don't forget to sell your house or whatever you live in. Because you wouldn't getting back any time soon, lol. It would be enough to buy an one-room apartment in Russia, if you survive. Good luck.
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>>543216365
:D
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>58 grand
>2k/month
Does your family actually get this if you get whacked?
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>>543216688
Man this board just attracts the smartest kind of people dont it. Retard.
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>>543216079
Go for it. Do the pepe hand sign when the drone blows you up so we know it was you.
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On a serious note was there any testiomany from someone who did this? Like did his family get the money or anything?
huh i guess we wont know when russia banned 4chan
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>>543229767
Dude, we are talking about an "State" that is run entirely by Mobsters and Glowies. If you had to guess, what would your gut tell you?
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>>543216079
Russians literally rape their own soldiers, why the fuck would you do this even if it was legit
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>>543216079
`14 days of training
15 days until killed
20 days until posted in 4chan riding a donkey

yes its real, you have also drone courses in ukraine that give you a contract at the end of it for the ucranian army.
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>>543219796
>No corpse = MIA = no money.
the second they find the corpse they blow it up with a mine like they did to that texan retard that was fighting for DPR
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>>543216365
If it had a whatsapp tied to it I would believe it more
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>>543230069
the thing its such a tip money for a State (thats like top tier global economy) it doesnt make sense for them to lie
If they promised big bucks then yes but not only they offer pennies but also lie on this? It's nonsensical. If you're going to lie either way why not promise riches to entice more suckers
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>>543230069
>Dude, we are talking about an "State" that is run entirely by Mobsters and Glowies
But enough about Germany.
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>>543224536
> everything I don't like must be compartmentalized
contrarianism isn't a proper moral framework, faggot
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>>543230362
>russian offer bad
>heres this better ukrainian option

fuck off
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>>543216079
At least try to see if you can go for drone operator.
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>>543216079
Imagine taking a deal where you cannot force the other party to uphold his end, and he has every incentive to make sure you die.

Oh wait I just described basically every military.
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>>543230992
both are terrible options for any sane person but maybe op is actually a lowlife without prospects so is legally better to do it in a nation that is in the same side of the EU because in the case he manages to end alive he will be able to go back to his country without legal persecutions for fighting for putin
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>>543231013
yes
https://wetruegun.com/en/navshanya/



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