For the first time ever, Mattel will release a Hanukkah Barbie alongside the typical Christmas Barbie and Christmas Barbie(ver. Nigger).Jews are angry that she has a unique head mold to give her a more prominent nose, enforcing antisemitic stereotypes.
>>543216971Her nose isn't even that big though
>>543216971I want to see a profile of her
I like how jews get angry at other people over their own hideous visages
She looks like a ginger.
>>543217050>>543217005
>>543216971Not big enough
>>543216971>>543217124What are they kvetching about now?? She looks like Natalie Portman.
>>543216971Tits are too small.
>>543217293>Not big enoughThis guy nose.
>>543217293or hooked enough
stupid goyim you are supposed to pretend we don't look like horror movie monsters your credit score is going down immediately!
>>543217050Looks better than the normal one.
>>543216971Can't wait to buy it and put it in my oven.
>>543217845>trapped soul not included
>>543217845
>>543216971cultural appropriation, looks too white
>>543216971My one keeps talking about turning point USA
>>543216971>this is actually truedoubt ityou know for almost 99% sure if it was that a jew made the mold then leaked that it was moderately different to the ADL
Can I buy a Reptilian Barbie for my new hatchling?
Now make a muslim barbie where you can't see her face.
>>543217124That's a Greek nose, not a Jewish one.
>>543217124Doesnt even look like a sterotypical jewish nose.Looks like Barbie had a rhinoplasty to look more like a White girl.
>>543218449Jews couldn't handle a real jewschnozz
>>543218307Just throw a black sock over them and cut a strip for their eyes.
>>543216971Vomit bds this shit no more judenshit nmj
>>543217845kek
I like her Cute jumper.
>>543218440You realise Israel was part of the Macedonian Empire right?
>>543216971This is more realistic
I hope people shoop more realistic jew faces
>>543218046>Those shouldersLoomer really is a tranny, huh?
>>543216971Does she also have a sloped neanderthal forehead, you know for accuracy?
>>543217097>be me>want to find a qt goblin girlfriend>go to my city's public park at night in search of qt goblin gf>find a cave way far in a thicket of trees bushes and no human trails around the centre of the park>enter expecting to be greeted with QT goblin girlfriend>get mauled by a grizzly bear instead>it was a bear cave
>>543221329I paid that bear to maul you for trying to pick up yentas. Stop fucking jewish girls or I'll have him do it again.
>>543221427Kek
>>543216971>kikes kvetching about big nose on kike Barbie>nose isn't even hooked>just looks like a normal human proportioned Aryan noseI just learned normal Barbie dolls have no noses.
>>543216971Believe it or not, but there is not a single verse in the entire Bible that specifically calls the Jews or the Tribe of Judah, God’s chosen people. This misconception comes from the fact that the Jews of today have declared themselves to be Israel and not the House of Judah, as the Scriptures rightfully call them.https://web.archive.org/web/20220526080336/https://gottmituns.com/what-is-a-jew/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ESNI-FvFyQ
>>543216971So kikes mad because jewish barbie looks like a top 1% jewess? Oof.
>>543216971It looks like a normal human. It needs to be designed like the President of Mexico
>>543217845make sure you have the barbie easy bake oven. you can cook 6 million in around 4 years time
>>543224534Oy vey!!!
>>543216971>look at how he recoils…>I’ve been found out!
>>543217298>PortmanIt's HERSHLAG. use her real beautiful Jewish last name, CHUD
why didn't they make her actually look jewish?
>>543216971>sparks outrageI'm so fucking tired of hearing that shit because it's only a handful of people bitching on Twitter.
>>543216971haha I have this sweater I wear it at Chanukah
>>543223292Christcuck cope. Lmao.
>>543221039Do their noses just keep growing as they get older? Second row, second left is a “writer” or some shit here and used to be hot for a kike. The writing was the usual “fellow goyim think this - reee no not us jews we’re small population” bs.
>>543216971I hope they made her boyfriend a nigger to be lore accurate
>>543216971Oi to the vei it's like anuda shoah!Quickly send them 40 billion
>>543225180yes, it's like a parrots beak or beavers teeth
>>543217124That ain't even a semitic nose.
>>543216971Nose Job Barbie
>>543217097It’s never just the depiction itself, it’s the fact that a depiction was made in the first place. The Jew thrives in duplicity and subversion, to do so it must not be identified. This aversion to indentifocation is so baked into their cultural psyche they can’t help but physically recoil when found by an goy even if the context is entirely friendly. The Jews greatest success has been the programming of this aversion into the minds of the goys themselves. Just mention casually the Jews in some convo, some benign context at work or whatever, you will notice a defensive response in people, their eyes will dart to one another as they search for social ques as if to say “is it ok to talk about this?”.The recent years of noticing has been absolutely devastating to their mental state in ways you can’t imagine.
>>543216971Collagen-filled lips are a nice, realistic touch.
> Hanukkah BarbieBut why? Is there a Kwanzaa and Ramadan Barbie coming too? This seems kind of tone deaf.
>>543217097Why would they build tunnels if they don't miss the caves?
>>543218046someone make the edityou know
>>543223292There's not a single sentence in Moby Dick that says the whale is a metaphor.
>>543217124it's against judaism to use the goyim barbie mold
>>543216971i had a yenta professor in college and she went on some odd tangent about how other women had better looking noses and talked about rhinoplasty , they really do care this much
>>543216971Jews just love to bitch and whine. They want to try and sue for everything.
>>543216971
Imagine if white people screamed every time they were depicted in any way. Billions of shrieks every day. Absolutely insufferable.
>>543221133i instinctively knew, i had always called 'her' a tranny until last year someone finally corrected me and said 'she' was a woman. no way nigger. if women look like that now it's time to go gay.
>>543216971It looks jewish so I don't know what they're whining about.
>>543216971>>543217124literally what the fuck is the problem?
>>543218440Good eye anon. Kikes are always trying to steal others hard work, including genetics. >>543220059You realize that you are genetic ancestors of Hams inbred lineage not Shem right? Otherwise you wouldn't look so hideously grotesque to every race on Earth including God and the Angels in Heaven? The 110th time will be from Earth. PERMANENTLY
>>543226199The whale is in fact not a metaphor in Moby Dick nor was that the intention of Melville. It was about a captain driven insane by a whale, a literal whale. It certainly fits the bill afterward and you can shoehorn anything for the whale but that's a perfect example of something you wouldn't do with a religious text unless you're an asshole or idiot.
are jews really upset about this or is it just clickbait headline? think about it. every year or so Barbie does this shit last year it was some autistic girl or skin tone disease.
>>543225153Right on time. Isn't fucking GREAT that Gen z is joining the Catholic Church and Orthodox Churches in DROVES! No more liked evangelical bullshit. Hey faggot parasite, how many miracles has your cunt cow demon moloch provided for you? A lake of fire for eternity. That's what. The entire planet thinks and feels EXACTLY the same as Pol about kike nigger rats like you. We are coming for you all. TKDHitler was based and Christ is King
>>543216971>>543217124>brown hair>brown eyesPretty close since jews aren’t white
>>543230205>gen z>minority WhiteAnon, you dumb mother fucker.
>>543217124not big enough, kikes are drama queens(yes, It's the child killer)
>>543216971hahahahahahah that nose isnt even big
>>543225180>Do their noses just keep growing as they get older?That happens with everyone, but it does seem particularly pronounced with jews. The pretty ones get increasingly jewy looking as they get older
>>543225807Completely ruined desu.
>tfw i swim on my back and people think a shark is coming
>>543231070kek
>>543216971Sooo... she steals internet from the government?
>>543230360>Kike>Changes subject Yes, even black and brown Christians hate your child raping ass. How does it feel that your biological weapons are turning against you? Going to import more effeminate street shitters to "fight" for you? kek
>>543232797Based kike tactic understander.
>>543223292Wow what a unique original insight anon
>>543230205> the Catholic ChurchYeah about that anon
>>543216971>>543217005She's as pretty as any other Barbie, she needs a nose job.
>>543217124ENHANCE
>>543232797You’re doubly retarded, m8. You jew fairy tale ‘resurgence’ is among non-Whites and queers. Fag.
>>543216971Ok the nose is large, but let's get to the important info:Did they gave her khazar milkers?
>>543221039Scientificly, what causes them to look like this?
>>543216971Khazar milkers status?
>>543216971>kidsKids don't give a shit. Terminally online fatties do.
>>543216971Its actually not big enough
>>543216971Where Palestinian barbie?
>>543216971First, a big ole' honkin' nose is a Semitic sterotype; nothing "anti-Semitic" about it.And second, that nose looks like a post-op rhinoplasty job: the holy grail of judea.
>>543221133Jewish. Most of their women are built like their neanderthal ancestors.
>>543233738>She's as pretty as any other Barbie, she needs a nose job.Yes, you need to buy the doll and make her nose bigger so there's no mistaking her.
>>543234211Hope they gave her some big hams and the barest hint of a future spare tire
>>543216971They should've modeled the doll after Abigail Shapiro
>>543216971very evil
>>543231070lel
>>543234205>Scientificly, what causes them to look like this?They are Demons, anon
>>543217124>name my mold thread Barbie Netanyahu
>>543217845Fukkin based
>>543231070Nice try, but you stole that from Arthur like you kikes typically do.
>>543217005its probably because the hannukah barbie looks like a normal white woman opposing the plastic surgery amputated self mutilation promoting generic barbie look and we can obviously not have women who are playing with barbies have some sense of normal unmodified looks being desirable, they must crave the makeup and the plastic surgery, the artificial sociological behavior patterns and so on yada yada something something prada
>>543218046Here's the real one
>>543226605>deceitful mouth
>>543216971Wasn't Barbie created by a Jewish Housewive because she refused to do dishes?FUN FACT: Same people who made that Doll toy also made a real life rifle: The M-16.
>>543217097It's yet another thing they have in common with their Indian Hindu rape rat pedo hordes that they're unleashing in white countries. If you portray Hindu rape rats as their actual skin color, they'll cry and scream and kick their cockroach legs around and demand that you make them look Pakistani. But they try to make memes where Muslims have Hindu rape rat skin colors, and then start crying when anyone shows the truth. Two sides of the same parasitic pedophile cult. TKD THD now!
>>543236787kek'd heartily
>>543234429It's true. Khazars, Hittites and neanderthals all come out of the same area. Look at the jowls on Ron Pearlman, Epstein or Will Ferrell. Neanderthals also had high pitched shrill voices and would eat their babies as well.
>>543217845kek, based Spaniard.
>>543236787lmao. id buy one of those for the collector value.
>>543216971Why Jews hate their own phenotypes and want to look like white people despite hating us?
>>543217845these are gonna be serious money collector editions in a decade or less, get em while you can. no way they keep thos up. Theres gonna be a sacred cow barbecue involving these at least once a year on this board, I can see it now. Scapegoat this, bitch!
>>543223292“We wuz the real Jews” christcucks are the worst breed of christcuck
>>543217298god she is so fucking hot, built for big goyim cock
>>543216971BIGNOSE JEW BARBIE- Oh-Shit!
>>543216971Barmitzah Barbie would have had a better ring to it.
>>543216971What's her name /pol/
>>543241206>Barmitzah Barbie would have had a better ring to it.Blood Libel Barbie would be more appropriate.
>>543217298Seeing her asshole peeking from behind a thong in 'Closer' was a lot more gratifying than I thought it would be.
>>543241383Jewbie
>>543216971enhance nose
>>543225180Air is free, anon.
>>543241383Barmitzvi
>>543220059Yeah, sure, it was also part of the Roman empire but that's not a Roman nose.Those aren't strictly geographical/historical terms, but the way here in the Mediterranean different noses are described. The standard Barbie nose, small and upturned, for example, is pretty close to being a French one.
>>543216971Lore accurate
Are the ears below the eyes too?
>>543221039The mouths are just as odd as the noses. Rounded and curled.
>>543225103Everything is pulled up yet lots of wrinkles.
>>543216971>>543217005>>543217124That really doesn't even look that big. Not a big deal. Nothingburger. Nada. Much ado about nothing.
>>543241492lame>>543241561dumbass "kike", it would be batmitzvi.if youre gonna vpn as a kike, at least know your enemy first. fucking amateur
>>543216971>be company>make 6,000,000 units>short company stock>buy 271,000 units>invent fake story muh holohoax shoah>foul jewish screeching trending>company forced to recall & stop selling>stock falls >valuable kike beak barbie>.>profit
>>543216971>marketing 101
>>543230205>Catholic ChurchControlled opposition. Why do you think the "right wing" celebs are pushing it?
>>543242745>Much ado about nothingThe Merchant of Venice.
>>543216971Down Syndrome Barbie just looks like a proportionally normal person too.
>>543216971you really can't win with these people, there is no pleasing them.
>>543216971Jewbs need to be bigger.
>>543218046That’s a fucking dude. That’s like the one schizo theory I believe here that I’m not just randomly shitposting about. That’s legit a man.
>>543217097
>>543216971Ive seen bigger. She looks normal I would have never noticed if it weren't for the Jews. No literally.
>>543247972pay up
>>543216971>>543217005>>543217124I don't get it. They vehemently remind everyone about how they're jewish and they're own identity of people, yet they also want to look at white/European as possible in everything. I mean how else is a toy maker to differentiate them from regular whites?Whatever, we all know the point of this. Jews enjoy kvetching like Amerisharts enjoy watching niggers chase footballs on Sunday.
>>543230205orthodoxy is just r*ssian bolshevism larping as christianity
>>543225807Now she just looks like a nigger.
ROTATE
You had one job
>>543216971Does she come with a male infant, toy restrains and a mutilation knife?
>>543216971Looks more like Wasmannian Mimickry Barbie.
>>543216971that should help push back on some of this kike fatigue
>>543216971Does it come with a bottle of baptized Christian baby blood for making matzos?