What would you do if you had a time machine?
Go back about 10 years and accurately vaguepost on 4chan
>>543218656Seems like a waste. I'd go back and kill John McCain before he died
>>543218656That would actually be fun>Has anyone ever tried bat soup?
take anne frank's ballpoint pens away
>>543218414Hand her a ballpoint pen, for the memes, so people in the future can point out how fraudulent "her" diary is.You'll never be sure that that isn't exactly what I already did.
>>543218414Give everyone nukes before WW2 to avoid the war.
>>543218414Go to Jerusalem in 33AD
>>543218414advise Hitler to stop pussyfooting around and actually make the Holocaust real
kill the jews and the goyim leaders who sided with the jews
>>543218414>Go back to the Fall of Rome>Bring a foldout chair, popcorn and soda>Watch the greatest show in Mainkind history
>>543221460kike detected
Would go back to Mount Zion, give Moses a bitch slap and tell him he is wasting is time with the Semites and he's better off either just abandoning the project or going up north-west and cozy up with the druids. I would of course give him an history lesson as to what exactly they did with his commandments, and chance are he wouldnt be surprised at all, given how he reacted going down the mountain the first time.
>>543218414>What would you do if you had a time machine?go tell Haidran its REALLY a much, much better idea to finish the job completely
>>543221460the fall took generationswe might be living through a similar fall alreadybut ok
>>543218414Go back to some time not long after the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event and have my own planet.
>>543221460>mainkindYou are not a true Daria enjoyer.
>>543218414>What would you do if you had a time machine?Locate genie in bottleGet 3 wishesUse 2 wishes (money, boobs) On 3rd wish ask for 3 more wishes!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ahahahahaha
I would kidnap myself as a small child and raise myself in the future avoiding all mistakes I made on my own.
I'd give her the d
>>543218414Go back to 1948 and finish off "palestinians" for good
>>543222026I’d just bring a pound of ricin with me and finish the job myself.
>>543218414become a benevolent king of Orangutans
Nothing. The world is good as it is, Humanity will get what it deserves, wether it be good or bad. I want reality to judge us, my own personal beliefs aside.
>>543218414Stop my parents from conceiving me and my brother.
>>543218414I'd go to a deserted hill above Thermopylae and watch some ancient kino
>>543218414rape/impregnate a bunch of cute girls then come back to the future to see what happened as a result
>>543218414I would tell him to actually do it for real, a d to leave Russia alone.
>>543219031>>543219045topkek
>>543218414Kill her father so he wouldn't sell his dead daughter's masturbation memoir like a filthy kike.
Develop nuclear weapons and blackmail the american jews into submission with them. Give Hitler hypersonic nukes and drone schematics.
>>543219059Where would you get your hands on all the nukes?
Go live in a cave with early cro-magnons, make fires with cavemen buddies and make weapons with rocks.
>>543224549He would obviously get them from the middle east since they have had weapons of mass destruction for decades now, they’re just really good at hiding them because we haven’t found any yet.
>>543218414Go to New Zealand in 1000AD and build a house. (No humans coming for at least 300 years)Then use the time machine to vacation in time, going back to my self-sufficient house and rejoicing in being free of my shitty government and its kiked policies
>>543218414join soviet army
>>543218414I would have it. I would have the time machine.
>>543224758Yeah but how does he get them out of the middle east and into the time machine to take back with him? Or does the time machine have a Star Trek style transporter or some shit? I don't mean to be overly autistic, just trying to get the ground rules straight because I usually assume in time travel questions that I can only go back with shit I actually have everyday access to.
>>543219029>>543224974
>>543218414Would join her on the train east, where i would anally deflower her. Help her write one last epic chapter to her journal.
>>543218414i would never use it
>>543224974>>543225602That's just fucking disturbing.
10 years isnt far back enough. I'd go back to 3rd grade and refuse to put myself into public school and call my mom home from work every day, as an emergency, every day.
>>543218414Murder Kant
>>543225266>>543225746
>>543218414build better fitting steel doors with rubber gaskets and more efficient wanking torture machines
>>543218414Go back to this morning and jerk off while watching myself jerk off.
>>543218414Nothing because I'd be erased if the timeline is changed.
>>543228870
>>543228870or suck yourself offjust saying .. it ain't gonna suck itself
>>543228895you can travel to the future and then travel back to 10 seconds later.
>>543218414Kill the guy who invented the Panic Button on car key fobs.
>>543218414Where's the rest, Annie?
>>543225746She's 96, faggot.
>>543225266Id smash this jew
Nothing since I know there will be a 99.9% chance if you travel through time you’ll be immediately killed by an assassin
>>543218414Tell Titus to kill every Jew and Christian, and put salt in all the fields in Judea
>>543218414https://youtu.be/fPj1DzPKC0Y?&t=80
>>543218414I'd ask longinus if I can have a turn to take a few stabs at the writhing demon that fucked all of western civilization
>>543218656lol. That's better than my idea of going back to see who actually built the pyramids and how.
>>543218414Finish off the two families of jews that escaped in 70 ad, freeing humanity from their menace.
>>543219293I'm not familiar with AD.is that better than 4kHD?
>>543225152My rule of thumb for writing time machine travel stories has been you either can't bring more than you can lift, if the time travel device is something one wears, like a ring, bracelet, worn like a backpack, or something one steps through.If the device is something one gets inside, then you can bring whatever fits inside the device with you.
