Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
I definitely don't use one roll per day, maybe half at best
Just take a shower after you poop
>>543221362>>543221469>>543221587Thats how Indians wipe
Buy in bulkAlso grow lambs ear just incase...Beats walking around like an unwiped jeet
>>543221362>1 roll per daygr8b8m8
>>543221587Why not just poop in the shower and smash it through the grate with the plunger?
>>543221362one roll a day? Not if you eat healthy food and have a BMI that's healthy. I use one a week at most, probably two a month. I suspect you're an immensely fat cunt who eats shit all day.
>>543221362Shit then shower, problem solved.
>>543221723>Eats shit all dayIndian hands typed this post.
>>543221362>1 roll per day.Mate you're supposed to unroll it first.
>>543221362>1 roll per daythis meme still gets me
>>543221933oh...
I have a ton of scrap fabric and cumrags I could use
>>543221362Can confirm, my house goes through 27 rolls a week. Shitting is getting expensive guys, idk what to do..
>>543222054I don't understand why people just don't use the underwear they're wearing as a cum rag
>>543221362I have a cheap amazon bidet, 1 roll lasts me over a month
>>543221362community notes - soap and water works better than toilet paper
>>543222161spotted the jamboy poopjeet go kys faggot ass
>>543221362Eat more fiber retard, I use like 6-8 sheets a day max
>>543221362How the fuck are you only using a single roll per day?
>>543221362I shit orange liquid there is no need to wipe after doing poops.
>>543222846>Orange liquidKYS Jeet.
>>543221362one roll a day? are you insane?
>>543221362My mom uses about 3 rolls per day maybe 2½ on a good day.
When I was a kid I remember watching a BBC series, I think it was about the parachute regiment but it might have been the royal marines. All anyone could talk about at school was demonstration of how clean your arse with a single piece of bog roll.1. Tear (this is important) a hole in the middle of the toilet paper, extent middle finger in the standard abusive gesture.2. Scrape poo off your bottom using finger3. Pull sheet over finger cleaning it and leaving poo on the toilet role4. Fold the round piece of paper you tore out in stage 1 in half and use it for cleaning under the nail.Hope that helps. Although knowing that lot it might have been a wind up.
>>543223251You're not cool unless you sniff your finger.
>>543221362>1 roll per dayI'm afraid to ask but how often do you shit, OP?
>>543221362one roll of toilet paper last me 2 weeks. never needed much. go the Roman way and grow Loofa
>>543222517>Buzzword buzzword kysYup, you just got here last year lmao
Fiber will prevent peanut butter texture shit. You want rock hard turds that leave no shit on your anus? Fiber, bitch
>>543221362Got 'em
All these fucking newfags.
>>543221362You can just steal it from mcdonalds or somewhereThe toilet paper holders are easy to open.
>>543221636>Thats how Indians wipethey use their left hand
>>543221362Who brainwashed Europeans to use money to wipe ass? Use your damn fingers and soap. What did you use before Jewish paper toilets?
>>543221362>1 roll per dayGoddamn I kekd. Haven't seen this one in a while.
>>543221362Get a fucking bidet.
>>543221636They don't use soap, and they don't use 20 gallons either. That's more gallons than my washermachine uses per cycle when Im literally cleaning (baby)poop out of clothes. Not the same.
>>543225109>How often do I shitProbably 3 times a day but I use a bidet...Newfags don't recognize the copypasta.
>>543221362>>543221469>>543221587>>543221636>>543221646>>543221663>>543221694>>543221723>>543221820>>543221826this is not true. the industry making toilet paper makes giant rolls for buildings and other corporate clients. millions of people shit at work every day. when the workplaces were closed down, the consumer toilet paper sold out because demand suddenly doubled and production had to shift from the giant bathroom stall rolls to the consumer sizes. you could at least make this spam interesting by throwing in the fake statistic that each adult uses one roll per day or whatever you fags were spamming around then which was at least entertaining watching midwits argue about it. here are jews getting bombed to go with your shit thread, i think one of them is shitting himself.
>>543221362
>>543228979I want to know why the workplace rolls are so fucking low quality.WHY. IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT, GIVE US FUCKING BIDETS.
>>543221362I buy in bulk once per year from Sam's club, plus I have a bidet
Bidet is de wae.
>>543221362I have over 300 rolls in my stash.Will be selling at a per square price.
>>543222161Tshirt
>>543222623This is correct.Beans and fucking yogurt for the probiotics and you'll be all fixed up. Dropping straight logs. Ghost wipes in many cases.
>>543229511>i"m going to hold my log like a sharpie>that will show them
>>543221362>toilet paperdon't you wash your assholed everytime you took shit you nasty jeets?
>>543221362*glass shatters*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaAVveJzRzs
>>543221362>The average person uses 1 roll per dayYEAH MAYBE IN INDIA IF THEY KNEW WHAT IT WAS THEYD USE THAT MUCH, 1 ROLL A DAY. KEK UDE HAVE TO BE WIPING YOUR ARSE FOR AN ENTIRE DAY TO DO THAT, THINK ABOUT IT.
>>543221362Why does his right hand shakings? Right hand is for eating left hand is for the needful
I don't even use toilet paper, that's for plebs.I take a shower every time I go for the big stuff.
>>543221694Poop-knife politics
>>543221362this fucking thread again?
>>543221362Fortunately the bidet exists, so you use a very little amount of toilet paper. Right?
>>543221362Wtf 1 roll per day?How many shits you taking bro?
>>543221362So a bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any trouble with poo sticking to your fur?".The rabbit proudly says, "No,I never have that problem""That's awesome", says the bear who then grabs the bunny and wipes his ass with him.
