It was one of you, wasn't it?
Indian touches lettuce, kills everyone
>>543228931Jeets are bioweapons
>>543228931You voted for this
your cheap kikebrained conglomerate farms choose to water crops with my sewage haha keep eat my poo juice cucks
>>543228931Burgers are like>welp, time to sort through and package this lettuce, but first, I'll stick my entire hand up my asshole
>>543230797Fuck you, jeet, we know it was your cousin
THE SPICS ARE SHITTING IN THE LETTUCE
>>543231204I don't understand how we can't just make a lettuce harvesting machine like we did for cotton.
>>543230889Your entire country is covered in a thin to thick film of shit, anon. There's been studies about this. You people can't keep your fingers out of your butts.
>>543231265Don't you have a dog to fuck?
>spic wiping his ass with the cilantro he picksor>regular jeet touching the cilantro with his handswhich was it? crazy they are both equally likely
is this how jeet wins?all we notjew notjeet die from cholera?
>>543231204You've been eating processed 'food products' your entire life, you can't even tell the difference between shat-on and a normal lettuce.
>>543228931burger king foot lettuce
>>543231330Don't try to recruit me into the FBI. I'm just not interested.
>>543231431You're so cheeky, to bad (for you) you're Indian. That must suck
>>543228931
>>543231497>You're so cheekyHey, there's something I've never heard a burger say before. Sounds very... britisher.>to badHey, that's not how you spell that in America.>you're IndianOne of us is, and it's not me.>That must suck.You'd know.
>>543231667Hey! You just won an argument with a stranger online. Post your address and I'll send you a prize
>>543228931It was your vagina OP hehhe :D
>>543228931the likelihood of this is virtually nil or the sample set was biased. in any case, it's shit science.
>>543232255>Hey! You just wonThank you for your concession. In lieu of a prize please just stop fingering your asshole and touching other peoples food.
lolololol
>>543228931I'm betting on a jeet
>>543228931oh i can guess.....
>>543228931>the same person
>>543228931SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! They are after Rajesh The Fecal Terrorist!
>>543228931Is it possible to learn to this power
>>543231242Lettuce bruises easily, cotton can be handled roughly. You would need a different approach. Possible? Of course. Economical? Probably.
meme is appropriate for this thread.
>>543233420>Is it possible to learn to this powerSomething tells me you already have, my friend.>>543233371How does it know to go straight to Brazil?
>>543230686If untreated public sewage were the cause, the probability of any 2 samples being from the same person would be extremely miniscule. Millions of shitters. Think, monkey, think.
>>543233420not from a timmy
>>543228931SAAAAAAAAR
>>543233424humanoid robots can already do this and they pay for themselves in just over a year. there’s no reason to employ shitskin third world labor to pick lettuce. they’re only around to divide whites in their own nations.
>>543233424maybe if we put the sperm bank machine guy on the case
>fecal superspreader.
>>543229926>>543230538I hate jeets like you wouldnt believe The cdc and other food/safety affiliates refuse to acknowledge the elephant in the room
>>543228931Most likely a Chinese or Russian agent. Part of their full spectrum warfare.
>>543233791Would. All of them.
>>543233779>humanoid robots can already do this and they pay for themselves in just over a yearmay I see this humanoid robot that can work a field autonomously for 10 hours a day
>>543233981Of course britbongs who's women's faces launched a thousands ships away would
>>543233583my retort was based on past cases and the oligarch farming industry. when has your media ever gave you more than half truths. tsk tsk
if you all do your part to help, the us can turn into india sooner
>>543228931jeet means victory
>>543234521>No, no, no. I turn into India. The US turns into Brazil.
>>543228931H1Jeet.
>>543233253Don't talk shit about buttholes!
I'm not sure how this is possible even if someone was trying. I think you'd have to put your shit in a spray bottle or something. Shit in the washing system?
>>543233791Lust provoking image.
>>543235182The machine takeover won't happen with them carrying weapons
>>543235506just the holster
>>543231204Without immigrants, who will shit on our food?
>>543228931>hire stinkjeets to pick lettucewonder why field is covered in shit
>>543228931Poojeets should NOT touch grass
>>543233424it's not about bruising, plenty of other produce is very sensitive and harvest by machine. lettuce picking is humiliation ritual since lettuce worth nothing and contains nothing that you can't get from other sources. I'll happily pick strawberries and other berries because then I can eat them all day, I can even munch on carrots all day, try doing that with lettuce
>>543233495That map is from a tsunami. The scale is the predicted wavelength
>>543228931We didn’t have this problem until Indians entered the country
>>543233959Full spectrum rectum.
>>543236357TIL: jeet shit hertz.
>>543228931We all know
>>543228931https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
>>543228931fake article but i guess low effort propaganda works on retards
>>543236276>I'll happily pick strawberries and other berries because then I can eat them all dayStraight from the plant? Without washing? Enjoy your pesticide
Alright...it was Me, I'm the Prince Of Poop
