>>543230539>Be crippled in real life>Playing a fantasy game where you can be and do anything, but want to be crippled in the gameFuck that, I am a Necromancer, I have given up my human form in the search for ever lasting life and have become fallen in the process, I am a power answerable to no one but whomever is able to vanquish me.
>>543230539I MEAN A WOLF WHEELCHAIR IS BASED THO
>>543230734It's impossible to understand these people. They have no imagination. It's like they can only see something with themselves in the middle of it.
>>543230950They're low IQ narcissists and sociopaths.
>>543230950I am not opposed injuries if your character got maimed in game, but surely a pegleg or other magical implement would be a better solution. My necromancer if a limb is lost I would replace the limb with a undead monsters, eventually becoming an almagamation of different skeletal parts that would be stronger than a standard human skeleton a true undead abomination that the gods would demand my destruction while I mock the heroes that try.
>>543230850At least make him a tank.
>>543230734>>543230950>>543231120Think about the heckin' representation.Also, naked, fat, black, crippled dykes.
>>543230539This is from goddamn 2018 and now it's getting posted daily.Weirdo hobbies attract weirdos, the fact it's weirdo that aren't the same kind of weird as you isn't political.
>>543230539>Three critical hits and the cripple is then forced to drag himself around with a massive disadvantage on rollsLmaooooo way to run it in.
>>543231415I could go for dark elf nuggets. >limbs are unnecessary for my desires.
Only the mentally ill can look at disabilities and fetishize themWhy would you stack debuffs in real life and in roleplaying?
>>543230539Yes that's what I want, to play a fantasy game where I can be defeated by a set of stairs or be dragged to my watery doom by a wheel chair. Wood floats you say? How about a fireball sets your seat on fire and now you're stuck burning to death. Also, there is no crippling in this game when you literally have regeneration spells and rings. OH and wish too, don't forget about a spell so powerful that it can rewrite the very laws of existance.
>>543230734My Necromancer is a NG people person. It just doesn't matter to him if said people are alive or not. Actually has been a fun character to play.
>>543230950I saw an interesting study a while back on the psychology of men vs women regarding media. While most men will be content with trying to become the characters they interact with, removing the self and immersing, on the other hand women will usually try to insert themselves into the media and take the place of the characters. This realization is what eventually allowed the kids toys industry to break into the girls market. I imagine something similar happens here, and i may even go as far as to claim that there is a relation between leftism and this self-insert phenomenom.
Reminds me of that thing about the difference between boys and girls playing with a batman toy.The boys will pretend to be batman. They'll make the toy do all the things batman does like fight crime and bully robin.But when a girl plays with the batman doll, she puts him in a dollhouse, has him cook dinner and gossip about boys with catwoman.
>>543231584>defeated by a set of stairsDungeons aren't allowed to have stairs since the accessibility in fantasy act of 2017. Any dungeon found in no compliance will be marked closed and have treasure confiscated until a remedy is made. Also they must accept section 8 adventure vouchers.
My Orc trans-wheelchair warrior shaman gonna fuck you up homie
>>543231914Let me guess, and no ramps steeper than 4.8 degrees.
>>543230950>someone isn’t plying by my rulesTypical fucking Brit bong faggot, always watching, always judging, always ready to mock and put people down. incapable of letting people live the way they want to. Why don’t you get a life and leave others the fuck alone you weak minded fool?
>>543232112Nigga you mad as fuck. You must be one of those purple haired people that think this is a good idea.
>>543230539>>543230539poor wolfgive it kibbles
>>543231928Wheelchair orkz is actually grimdark as fuck, just not in the way the trannies intended lol
why dont htey have A MAGIC JANITOT>?
>>543231551>Why
>>543231768insert image of female taking photo of object vs man taking photo of object
>>543230539We used to eat them, if they got to that point back in time. No dog should suffer a life of being crippled, especially a family dog
>>543230539Pop a wheelie bitch.
>>543231454It's 3 consecutive critical hits in the same encounter. There's only a 0.0125% of that ever happening. Modern D&D babies the players so much it isn't even D&D anymore.
>>543232112hey we do not want you around here
>>543230734>I am a Necromancer, I have given up my human form in the search for ever lasting life and have become fallen in the processSo you roleplay a Jew?
>when the able-bodied shitlord final boss doesn't have wheelchair accessible ramps in his evil lair
Vlad the Complier
>>543232675Why is thief on there twice?
>>543232675What good would it be to be a jew who's alone and only companions are dead. A jew would want living slaves to abuse.
It peaked at 3rd edition.
I wanted horror fantasy but not this much horror
>>543232762they were proud they spelled it right the first time
>>543232692I'm not even joking here, but it suggests that the DM assume that the wheelchair users have the same accessibility as the able bodied players, including flying if needed.
>>543230950>impossible to understand>proceeds to explain exactly how to understand them?
>>543230950They aren't human and don't have souls.
>>543232901>>543232901are you deaf?>>543232901>>543232901
>>543230539I wasn't meant to be a rightoid but it's literally all of my hobbies these weirdos are ruining and no one will even talk about it except nazis
>>543232901hello?
>>543232692lost
>>543230539Eh you just reminded me there are gay paraplegic furries out there.Fuck you op.
>>543232964>>543232964No? Why do you ask.>>543232964>>543232964
>You and your Combat Wheelchair are oneWhat the fuck, broIf I used a wheelchair my fucking chair is not a part of me, I get a better one all the time
>>543230539>wheelchair rugby
>>543233035it's OKAYI wasn't talking to you>>543232982(he can't hear me)
>>543232872Why make a big point of having a wheelchair if you don't actually need the wheelchair?
>>543232819The horrors will continue until morale improves.
>>543232819DND Horror EditionElfs do not sleep, but must dilate once a dayDwarfs now begin play with mobility scooters
>>543232800Your opinion is wrong 3rd, 4th and 5th edition are all trash. Kikes of the Koast have never made a good D&D game.OD&D was poorly laid out and relied too heavily on Chainmail 1st edition is pure autism if you're into that. The basic editions, specifically Moldvay were perfect in every way 2nd edition was the downslope. Everything after TSR isn't TRVE KVLT
>>543233111I'm very confused now? Is this real life.
Why wouldn't they shapeshift into a working body?
>>543230539Big heavy tree stumps with a thin poll through the middle, master class in how to hate on disabled people while making it looking like you support them.
I swear DnD is just one giant shitpost at this point
>>543232692>Entire campaign is the party just hauling the cripple around and pushing him down hills with a lance>Tips over>Killed by like 3 goblins
>>543233228HELLO?>>543233245>>543233235
DnD has been homo horror for awhile now, wheelchair heroics are just a subgenrewait til you see what they did to orcs lmao
>>543230734For your immortal lich form, you shall have the combat wheelchair bound as your phylactery, thereby eternally under the ass of the handicapped
>>543233265Always was. Remeber Gary "i write tax charts for the irs" gygax
>>543233471
>>543233329>I'm sure it can't possibly be that ba-
>>543233329The beholder is doing this to them. Evil bastard.
>>543233519
Yea everything has been fagged up hardcore for decades and there's no going back until DOTR
>>543231584The left are so soulless that they would latch on to cancer as an identity, and claim the cure for cancer was "cancer genocide".
>>543230539>intellectually superior druids or something but still haven't figured out how to cut a perfect circle in wood
>>543233638
this thread again? i think you got the wrong board buddy. not that i support retardation like OP, but there's an entire board dedicated to shitting on this stuff
>>543233682>The left are so soulless that they would latch on to cancer as an identity, and claim the cure for cancer was "cancer genocide".anything demonic enough for them
>>543233270>attach rope >roll him into a room >yank him back when mobs aggro>perfect pulls every time Or just drag him behind the party and literally kite everything to death with ranged
>>543230539>lash him to your drawbridge>you now have an automatic drawbridge
>>543233519>>543233638>human>cleric>lawful good>18/x STR>footman's flail (main)>footman's mace (narrow corridors)>full plate>shield>bless, protection from evil, remove fear>hold person, silence 15' radius>dispel magic, herosimit's gaming time
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>>543233979>footman's flail (main)MOBILEPERSON'S FLAIL>footman's mace (narrow corridors)MOBILEPERSON'S MACE LIMITED WIDTH CORRIDOR IDENTIFYING SPACES
>>543233716to be fair a fantasy world where everyone respawns would be pretty epic, especially if the enemies did too.Except that the whole economy and system would be basically about enslavement and possibly torture (to make them obey you and not betray), has any fantasy been written like this yet?A respawn mechanic would mean that living creatures are the most valuable thing in existence even more than gold or armor or magic weapons or whatever and it would basically be a race to enslave everyone.
>>543234079That comic has actual gay rat sex and is still somehow less gay than modern dnd
>>543234358Now thats Dungeons and Dragons
>>543230539remember in nightmare on elm street 3 there was the crippled nerd in the wheelchair who played d&d to escape tue reality of being disabled
>>543234079i hate these fuckin things and you by extension for making it seem like you're posting something relevant (it isnt) and beloved by all (its not)
>>543230734You must really like neon green.
>>543233979>>543233979>Human>Male >White>Druid >18 Wis, Dex>Entangle>Bear familiarJust finished Pathfinder and started NWN again
>>543234358in older d&d editions monsters do "respawn", in a way. what you describe would surely cause the world to reach it's carrying capacity very quickly, assuming the only way to not respawn would be to die of old age or some shit, which can also be stopped or mitigated with magic
>>543234564why would you rp as being black?
you can just not choose to be a wheelchair guy
>>543234451Also sick of this dryass poor mans oglaf and hope the poster has a heart attack, just can't be fucked to (you) them about it
>>543230539
>>543234600I'm a white black nationalist, dumb nigger. Don't make assumptions.
>>543234564>Paladin>Paladin>Paladin>Paladin
>>543234451I like it>>543234511Who doesn't
>>543234674I've played too many and had too few campaigns where they shown. When they crit, they crit, no doubt.
>>543230539I actually think this is fantastic. I want to be able to play in rpgs as a retard in a wheelchair, so it's even funnier when I kill people. Can you imagine rolling up to someone, PK'ing them, then drifting around their corpse? Different races/classes should get different wheelchairs too. Warlocks can have their demons pushing the wheelchair kek.
>>543230539Normies taking over the fantasy space is such a fucking tragedy
dropping some cringe
>>543234674you let a meme psyop you into thinking you always have to play white male paladin. if you don't, the anon tulpa in your head posts soijaks at you.
>>543234567Yeah I'd assume you'd need some bullshittium mechanic like "can only respawn if in the vicinity of X magic object" or "to respawn you need to sacrifice a living animal with the equivalent amount of flesh" (one respawn per living animal), so that there's some kind of hard limiter where you're using up a cow's worth of meat for every guy you bring back.Or a bottleneck where they can only respawn in a very specific place at a time of day and they're bottleneck with time alone.Or a million other ways honestly.But the "carrying capacity" workaround is just to not feed 90% of the population and the 10% who get food are the strongest ones, they could even eat the ones weaker than them.Ok now it's fetish territory you've ruined it.
>>543231768>a relation between leftism and this self-insert phenomenom"Yes comrade. You will be commissar after glorious revolution."
>>543234748The skill and/or feat is pretty nice. Bit presumptive, innit?
>>543233271Your eyes are too big, go back to vessel mtainer to get them readjusted.
>>543230539Chariot Wolf would be cool as fuck if it was made by someone other than R*ddit (Allah forgive me for uttering such a name)
>>543234746I have no words. . .
>>543230734>A fantasy game where anything is possible>btw you're doing it wrong if you want to be a wheelchair wizard instead of [generic fantasy trope]?????
>>543230734RightI can get playing with a disability as a role challenge (Nethack will take note of you n opt to play the whole game blind for example) but if your rpg character is just a powered up version of you is boring af for everyone else. I remember a game where v someone asked why nobody was reacting to their super-specifically-gendered character and the dm said ‘there’s no gender discrimination in this world’ and moved on.
>>543233329and this is why I have grown to hate fags, especially lesbians.They ruin EVERYTHING.
>>543234726The power move is to be perfectly able bodied and have an underlying push you around in a wheelchair anyway
>>543231928>>543232406Ahaha wheelchair orcs actually does sound not too bad. I used to play wow and liked armored out orc look. Some metal and wheels under their ass seems iron horde approved
>>543234934No one is stopping you from larping as a cripple, the problem arose when it became official because of forced politics. You would defend a Dungeons and Dragons MLP official collab I bet. Magic did it and it was attrocious.
>>543235085Lmao good morning saar.
>>543233329I havent touched D&D since late 2nd Edition, and since the types are the majority playing now, I dont have any desire to do it again.>t. Ancientfag
TKD
>>543234451OOP is legitimate kino, especially compared to the majority of modern fantasy slop.
>>543230539>it's part of you and affected by your spellsMeaning it has a material quality, and is an item you wear. If it's made from wood it has like 5HP, no matter their homebrew bullshit.But you can make it magical and from mythril.>I cast Mordenkainen's Disabilation
>>543231415>dykesImplies binary pangenderphobia, try again bigot
>>543234934Why the fuck would want to roleplay as a wizard, whose magic is so shit ass, xe (look I'm respecting your pronouns) can't figure out how to enchant a pair of leg braces that let xim walk?
>>543234748
>>543234664ok rabbi
>>543230539>Magic is routinely used to literally raise people from the dead by praying to a god to intervene directly >Some faggot can’t use it to fix his legs
>>543234854eye already did
>>543235412>I need niggers near me, don't let them leave reeeeEEEEEEEEESorry son, I know what's best for you.
>>543235366>From time to time, the paladin is not content with simple answers. She retreats into ancient libraries, makes pilgrimages to the dwellings of sages and travels to foreign lands in search for truth. Seldom, such Paladins are forever changed by their travels as questions only yield to more questions and they have to doubt everything they considered to be true. They leave their old life behind and forge a new oath.
>>543235467Re-attend at your nearest facility and file an official complaint, about the state of your right slanted face.
>>543235459just like all the magical witch women out there who cant crate a spell to alter their diets or to fix and repair their hideous faces
>>543230539dnd mustve been cool back in the 70s and 80s when it was about being a barbarian who raped women. libtards and trannies have ruined everything.
>>543231914>>543232080>wheelchair accessible dungeonsyou remember when dungeons had instant death traps with no saves?Pepridge farms remembers.
>>543234262Non traditional subterranean architecture stonework & mythical lizard identifying size advantaged otherkyn
I think the wolf should be way more buff in the front after all his front half is doing all the work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDedpreZH-0
>>543230539any formerly mostly white nerd hobby has been destroyed. I mean look at what they've done to both D&D and Magic the gathering. it's absolutely fucking trooned and dei to death and yet the nerds and fat pig white goyim eat it up still. they are all spineless as fuck and allowed troons to take it all over
>>543230950Why are you seething that handicapped people get representation? Are you evil!
>>543236469nigger you are in a setting with magic just use magic to fix your legs lmao. or just roleplay as some amputee piece of shit who drags himself around like some deformed indian kid or whatever.
>>543234748Paladin isn't a class. It's a path only lawful fighters can walkAll fighters are human All clerics are human All magic users are human All demi-humans are their own individual classes and the options are dwarf, elf and halfling No subclasses
>>543236469There was nothing stopping you from larping as a cripple to begin with Fantasy worlds don't exist to represent you in real life
>>543236620Oh I forgot thievesTake a guess what race options you get
>>543236469>Okay, what are your characters?>I'm a dwarven Paladin of the Sun God! I wield the mighty flaming holy sword of evils bane and destroy the foes od Goodness!>I'm an elvish theif of the shadows, I dual wield enchanted crossbows to vanquish my foes!>iM dIsAbLeD!!!!!!!
>>543236469>implying there hasn't been tons of handicapped representation in all of fantasy since the beginningPeople don't care about crippled or lame or maimed people existing in their fantasy universes. They care about player characters that are obviously lazy careless self inserts. Main character syndrome retards trying to commandeer a DND session to live out their isekai fetish fantasies is gay and nobody likes that shit.
>>543230539>this thread again
>>543230539Lame and guy, picrel is how I wheelewolf
>>543230539What if you wildshape into an owl. Are you flying around with a wheelchair stuck to your ass?
meanwhile dnd cripples back in the good ol days:>yeah so im an evil deformed cripple mutant who rides around on the back of an 8ft tall literally retarded ogre mutant and we both rape women
>>543230950>>543231120>>543231415>>543231768>the very same faggots who will whine for years that they NEED a brown-haired middle-aged man in their vidya to self insertwell well well, it's time for you to play for body+ brown lesbian. no excuses!
>>543230734You have made the critical error of assuming that these people can project themselves into something fictional that doesn't exist and doesn't look like them.They can't.That's why they need their representation to both exist and be modelled. They are utterly incapable of doing it in their minds eye because they don't have one of those like we do.
>>543236469>EEEEEEVIL!kys dishonest cunt
>>543237011cosmically based
Chris P. Bacon :Dhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pMA3x-bc8iM
>>543237182Awwwwwwwwwwww!
>>543236713The whole point of playing a fantasy character is to do stuff that you can’t do in real life. If I’m a gay disabled furry then why the fuck would I play a gay half-elf ranger who uses a magic wheelchair that can change size and shape but not fucking magic legs or some sheeeeit. This is a world where you can cut your own eye out and put an enchanted rock in your eye socket to see ghosts.
>>543236988All the wild owls have to pretend its perfectly normal when they hear flap flap flap WHAM every time the faggot catches a mouse Just an entire goddamn forest pretending to roll 1s on spot checks
The whole thing is disingenuous demoralization dnc gay ops.
>>543230539I don't play dnd. Could the party team up and mass melee strike the wheelchair in 1 turn so the cripple was left as bait in a bad situation so only they die?
>>543231928In 40k a wheelchair ork can do anything if he believes that a wheelchair is able to do it. It could morph into a titan if enough Orks sincerely believe that it can actually do it. Or at least under old 40k lore where a feral ork can pick up a piece of metal and turn it into a gun if he thinks it’s a gun.
>>543232982Lol same. That and the insane amounts of racemixing on TV when I was younger and watched TV. I wasn't even mad at it, just starting saying stuff and everyone hated me for it.
>>543230539It's been ages since I've played this gay shit, but aren't there clerics that can resurrect the dead? You'd think they would have a couple of spells for a spinal cord injury.
>>543230539>WheelwolfI think this could be used as the basis of something cool if you removed the cringe inspirational disability baggage.
>>543238262Heal, cleric level 6 spell.
>>543238487iirc
>>543238262There’s a level 7 regeneration spell that heals everything, and even regrows missing body parts. The only reason for someone to choose to stay paralyzed is because they want to.
>>543230850and apparently fully able to play rugby. thats a nice touch.
>>543234451I luv it tho.
>>543231450you lost tranny
>>543231454>run
It’s stupid because it’s in a world where almost any disability is removed with magic. Either that or their disability is divine in nature and can’t be removed without the direct action of a god, but even that’s easy for really any adventuring party since there’s literally a spell called “Wish” that just lets you totally make up any bullshit loophole or technicality since you’re essentially calling in a favor from a different god to slightly modify the fabric of reality.
>>543236469Because it's a game setting where this doesn't make any logical sense. The amount of money it would take to craft a magical combat wheelchair is greater than the amount of money it takes to find a cleric of high enough level to cast regenerate. I typically run Pathfinder, but the only use I can see for this item in my campaigns is for a villain character who is fully rejected by all good and neutral aligned priests.
>>543230539I don't care, they can never make pic related gay or retarded, it's been set in stone for 50 years, get with the Basic/Expert OSR vibe my niggas
>>543238887>he gives a shit about in-game prices "making sense">priests with neutral alignment >pathfaggotLMAO
>>543233329A rule set with the ability to run a brothel is a little out there.How much should a sexy goblin charge?
>>543239011Checked, BASED and Basic Pilled
>>543230539genuine question:Why do some people(women) have so many disabled and amputated dogs(rarely cats)? Always them wheels or missing lower jaws, three legged, blind, deaf, it's always something that any normal person would have said "Yo, old yeller had his time, and it is much more moral to put him out of his misery"Extremely prominent in tv shows and movies. Of course, there they love a disabled dog and probably run him over before the casting to get the tear bonus, but in real life(internet) as well. every youtube clip or insta bitch has a dog with his eyes sewn shut or some engineer 3d printing a wheelchair. it seems like a weird coincidence that you're an engineer and as luck would have it, you find a stray dog with only two legs to satisfy your hero complex.Frens: Do these people deliberately hurt animals for clout?
>>543233331According to RAW that phylactery would require 3 consecutive critical hits to damage
>>543231928Rolling ham
>>543230734Not crippled but for me, it's the brain in a jar in shadow of the demon lord with some necromancy too.
>>543231928How that bitch gun climb them stairs to Shelob's lair? Froder gun be save fr fr
>>543239375>Frens: Do these people deliberately hurt animals for clout?probably. women kill their own children because they woke up with a headache so its not hard to believe that they cripple their own dogs or whatever.
I play D&D with a paraplegic guy. His last character was a tabaxi monk with the Mobile feat. Because he clearly was trying to make the most agile character possible, I made sure my Wizard took Haste at level 5, and cast it on him first thing every combat encounter.
>>543232488>calf length bootsgloves that fit the handthese books were always pretty shit. they just had good pictures
>>543230539On tactical terms in an actual turn based videogame at 4 chars (like BG3) a decent combination is always to have 1 control char like a wizard, 1 AoE DPS (sorcerer), one ranged single target DPS (rogue/ranger/fighter) and one tank/melee. It always works.I would assume it also works in tabletop but that kind of game feels weird to me.
>>543233979HumanNecromancer18 Int, 17 Wis, 16 Con, dump everything else. Lawful [redacted]Immediately Geas the martial cuck. Have him collect nail clippings and hair from every member of the party while they sleep... just in case.
>>543239627No cleric?
>>543239571How do we make women normal again?
>>543239675Depends on the game but if your control char has enough tools you usually dont need it. Better to be proactive and disable the enemy.
>>543230539If it was previously something that was enjoyed predominately by White men some seething jews and women are plotting its destruction. The modern d&d is pozzed beyond playability by any White man with an ounce of dignity.
>>543239375I would not be surprised to learn that these people do hurt animals for clout.
>>543234746I dont play the game, but, would that guy be worse than the ICE agent?
>>543233638>Pic relatedReminds me of bbs role-playing games. I vaguely remember them from around 1989/1990
>>543238419>I think this could be used as the basis of something cool if you removed the cringe inspirational disability baggage.+25 demoralisation when facing Scots+200 attack, can throw boulders over 700ft (only when unpacked)strong vs: Buildings. weak vs: Melee units(unpacked) projectile units(packed)Bonus damage against fortifications
>>543239851I mean I'm a rural boy and the stray cats around here have turned up with tattered ears, missing tails and one is blind in an eye and the cool male cat that was very friendly lost his balls in a fight with a very strong old male cat. But never missing limbs or other extreme shit If cats get run over, it is usually the end. there are no paramedics doing emergency surgery to fit them with rims
>>543239682legalizing the enslavement of women
>>543240018one day one of those cats may just turn up as a caddilac
>>543235858Evil hags using magic to look beautiful is an ancient trope
>>543237011>the ogre has two heads>one of the heads is neutral good>but he only has control over the middle toe of the left foot>we make him watch
>>543230539I wonder if anyone in a wheelchair has ever used this item unironically
>>543240258yeah i know, they want to make everyone else's lives worse.
>>543237080Sure Chang, that’s why we were all pissed off when Chief removed his helmet in that garbage series for boomers
>>543231415Naked, Fat, Black, Crippled Dykes are in the new Monster Manual
>>543240243well, the upholstery is already spot on
>>543239011I agree. They can't go back in time and ruin shit, all they can do is make it gay and drive the fans without whom there would be no D&D, away.
>>543230539looks like a cock and balls
>>543230539>wheelchairs in wheelchair rugby can withstand high speeds>of up to 8 or 9 mph
>>543237011Someone use advanced ai to change this image to read "dark sar", and make the dude Indian. And make the side text say "shidded lands".Thanks
>>543234564Imagine being someone that plays a character that uses 'cc' spellsIt's funny how when 5e first game out the idea of the 'utility' wizard prevailed as the strongest class, but then a decade later everyone really realized that 'hey, a party of just >>543234674four paladins blowing their smite load instantly vaporizes everything that would normally pose a challenge'
>>5432314543 consecutive critical hits in dnd 5e is basically impossible. If that shit happens you are dead anyway. They may as well have made the wheelchair indestructible, not sure why they even put in that “rule”
>>543230539>combat wheelchairahaha>>543230734this guy gets it.
>invited to play modern DnD>haven't played since AD&D>I show up as human fighter>guy says he's a halfling barbarian>everyone else is drow or angels>DM won't let me kill other playersabsolute faggotry
>>543241826but will the dm let you rape other players?
>>543241826>>DM won't let me kill other playersThen insist on being able to use butt-plug lighting
>>543230539Can i get a STD list to roll on?
>>543230539What level of demoralization do you have to be on to bring debilitations into a game of pretend? Gonna include being molested by an uncle in your character sheet?
>>543231414Saberwulf Bread
tbf anything paper like D&D and Magic have absolutely decayed under Chris Cocks in general. He has ruined anything he touches at Hasbro.
>>543242359imagine state mandated butt plugs.they turn red if a fart is incoming so you can avoid the person or know who farted, if their butt turns green again while everyone else remains on yellow or red
>>543232692Fucking kek
>>543242818Males never outgrow fart gags.
>>543242794That's why I sold all my mtg cards and got into Sorcery Contested Realm and Digimon tcg instead.
>>543242983My mom works in a toystore and has a dude who phones in every week to ask if the new Pokemon cards were delivered and he gets in a fit when she has to tell him no, or when he wants to buy more than 5 packs, which is the customer limit.
>>543241873We're going to find out next session. That faggot playing a drow (((good guy))) is in for a treat but I may have to deal with an alignment change.
>>543243199scalpers are the bane of all hobbies.
Fuck ICE.
>>543230539I can’t believe how utterly cucked and gay nerdy fandoms have become.>War Hammer - lots of troons>Magic the Gathering - troon central>DandD - Mega troon cityI’m always surprised at the troon contamination that infest every nerdy community. My friend invited me to a magic the gathering event and it was FILLED with 300lb units named Saturn, Pixy and Tulip. Besides that, everything becomes some kind of ((((inclusive)))) and safe community, meaning agree with every lefty talking point and bring politics into every single thing. It’s all so tiring. What happened to the gatekeeping nerds?
>>543230734Only Yakub can know the ultimate truth you larper faggot.
Everyone knows Warhammer is where it's at (was).
>>543232800No, it peaked at 2e AD&D. 3e is a fucking mess. 3.5e is a little better, but still filled with retarded shit. PF1e fixed 3.5e better than WotC ever could, because Paizo is basically TSR 2.>t. been playing since '97
>>543233716I only want a dragonOgress wife....
>>54323987090% of the space marines are basically mini Hitlers.It's based tho.
>>543243834fomo and collectibles in general are the death of hobbies and franchises.
>>543230950I doubt that any actual crippled people actuallyroleplay this. Its there put there by the designers to pat themselves on the back for inclusivity and for people who dont take it very serious to have a laugh with a meme character. At most its for some blue haired dyke with "PTSD" to live out her diasability fantasy.>my character is disabled just like me>its basically the same thing
>>543232112Shut the fuck up, dork!
>>543241306Yes. I don't have to imagine, it's bitchin'.
>>543243199notice how its always Pokémon and never ygo or magic The first no one bothers scalping because they get filtered by the rules and magic because its gay shit with crossover shenanigans
>>543239086>he gives a shit about in-game prices "making sense"Prices don't need to fully make sense. But when curing someone costs less than giving them a coping tool, the cure is going to be chosen every time.>priests with neutral alignmentBoth D&D and Pathfinder have neutrally-aligned gods. Those gods have clerics, even if they're all NPC clerics.>pathfaggotIt's a little easier to find Pathfinder players than D&D 3.5 players.
>>543246128It's all gay shit. Like why would you spend money on printed pictures of weird animals?I liked the show when I was a kid and I could see the games being fun, but why the fuck would you want cards? This isn't poker. It's not even cat quartet. It's just basically soccer player stickers. you don't derive any joy from it or playtime, you just collect it like the silent gen collected stamps. But at least stamps were pretty cool and each had a story. This is just mass produced generic garbage.
>>543233637The Beholder being all happy go lucky and heart-eyed makes me so damned angry. They're creatures who hate fucking everything, even other Beholders. >>543239375I adopted a stray kitten that I found outside an apartment I lived at that had suffered some sort of animal attack. One of his eyes was so fucked up that it had to be removed and the vet told me he likely wouldn't live for very long. What I did was make sure he had a happy life for as long as I could and then I mourned his passing when he died a year later. You'll note that I didn't include a bit where I posted pictures of him for clout, because I actually cared about the little guy.I wouldn't be surprised at all to learn that those fuckers hurt their pets.
>>543233329Is that the eye thing from Big Trouble in Little China?
>>543246413You are a good person, bro.That cat was really lucky to come across you.But just imagine how rich you'd be today if you strapped a cam on your head and filmed it all, sent it to a jeet content farm for clickbait and cuddle buddy compilation videos....Instead you just did a human thing and were empathetic. And had a cool buddy for a year that loved you unconditionally.
>>543234451Do you get this upset at every image on 4chan that doesn't target your specific interests?
>>543231231>drinks healing potion>leg grows backwow that was easy>cleric heals you>leg grows backwow that was also easy>arcane spellcaster invents spell called "grow a leg back">it's allowed because there's spells for everything>leg grows backwow that was also easyit's almost as if choosing to roleplay as a cripple is just a projection of internalized victimhood
>>543244523>No, it peaked at 2e AD&D. Correct 1+2e + some house rules/DUNGEON mag ideas is all you need. Tried 3, we all threw it in the trash and haven't bought any new books in years
>>543230539>Extension of Self: You and your combat wheelchair are one.Roll a D20 to make it down the stairs.>t. me and my combat wheelchair
>>5432332203.5 at least wasn’t totally gay yet. Granted it was getting retarded, especially the wereshark shit and other stupid trash they added included having all books use “her” as the primary pronoun. Honestly, looking back this shit was gay thinking about it and most of my memories of big booba elf bimbos came from the games using AD&D lore.
>>543233331< For your immortal lichTry aloe Vera gel it works well if it’s just dry skin.
>>543230734They're not crippled in real life, their fantasy is legit being Lindsay Clancy.
>>543230734>>543230539
>>543247439if you think about it, this dog has zero autonomy anymore. He can't even lie down or sit on his own. he relies entirely on his owner to remove the torture contraption, whenever he decides leg privilege/play time is over and throws him on the dog bed until he is needed again.
>>543239385CripLich new broken BBEG. TPK guaranteed.>Did you say Crypt Lich?No
>>543244523PF1 won me over with the witch. Whole spell list felt fucking mean. Like a witch.
>>543241306Grave Cleric + Palasin 2 man campaign ruled. Doubled Smite crits on command and crit denial reaction. Pure big number fun.
>>543230734based niggermancer
>>543230539What's the redpill on DND editions, which one does /pol/ use?
>>543230539You guys after all these years still don't get it do you? How much do you think it costs them to put this page in a book? Nothing.But it counts as them being woke, being hip, being inclusive and all that other gobbledygook. Which means they can qualify for a bunch of tax write offs and exemptions, while paying themselves to do the "work" this page required. It's just a grift.
>>543230734i am a gnome alchemist that carries a small drink tray to mix potions that detransitions other players
>>543230734So you romance necks?
>>543230539its almost like they don't understand fantasy and roleplaying... where you can be anyone you want? oh wait ofc they dont
>>543239870Yes, absolutely. The Salamanders are a "good guy" legion but they've committed countless genocides in the past. They protect the innocent but if you're not innocent you get burned alive.
>>543234451>>543234617Newer page
Just pay literally any priest a modest sum of gold and they can cure your disability LMAO
