Xi is giving us 2 cute pandas, Ping Ping and Fu Shuang
the tribute payments have begun
>>543243965>here’s some bears to satisfy the withered old twink
>>543243965they probably have some spyware or a sleeper bioweapon inside of them, lmaybe in their anus
>the tamer of seven year olds
>>543243965Fool. Those pandas are communist spies and they will no doubt influence elections and challenge American sovereignty
>>543243965I love pandas! MAGA!
What's a day ticket for the Atlanta Zoo cost. Probably $200+. No one can afford to see them
>>543243965lol, this is what you get when you are getting nothing. Didn't even commit to buying Boeings which is what they usually do when they are embarrassed and can't think of anything. Xi trolls and insults Trump constantly but Old Shitpants isn't smart enough to notice.
>>543243965Did you know that China is "leasing" the pandas, not giving them? They still own them, and they can ask for their return. Oh, and the babies are China's too.
>>543243965He did HE DID
Trade concessions, stop supporting Iran, help with Russia? nah here's some giant ratsLmaoshart of the deal
>>543243965Those Chinese pandas they send us are fake. Its just Chinamen in bear suits. Sent to spy on our zoos.
>>543244342Yes you have to pay million dollars per year plus you don't get to keep the cubs. A couple of years back our zoo also got two pandas from China. Then no one went to see them and the whole place went bankrupt and they had to send them back to China.
>>543243965>sending>not giftingAre they on loan? Did the US just lease some pandas? lol
>>543244151you guys instinctually think about the anus don't you?
>>543243965Holy fucking based alert!!!!1
>>543244295Yeah, you can walk around Atlanta and see some apes for free anyway.
>>543244076Isn't he more into gorillas?
>>543244164Please never stop posting thisIt's a perfect encapsulation of our current state of affairs
>>543245056chinks are cringe and like the women they look like
>>543244897This, why go to a zoo when apes are right down on MLK and everywhere else for that matter.
>>543243965>>543244151>>543244284>>543244476Are pandas even real
>>543245321Because the zoo keeps them in cages.
>>543245247What the fuck are you talking about Watch the clip Trump is literally cringing because of a loud noiseHe's literally weak like a womanGet a fucking clue retard
>>543244342We get to keep the babies. Birthright citizenship.
>>543243965>>543244022They've been doing this for over 50 years you drooling retards
>>543245721>What the fuck are you talking aboutchinks, who look like women and act like them too
>>543245787Good, 50 years of tribute payments are continuing then.
>>543244631ur mom doesn't mind it, why do you?
>>543246130Endless migger cope.
>>543244631it's haram(be) or something? get zutted and deported
>>543246170>>543246189>>543246204oh no, they're angry
>>543244164that was pretty dumb "fukk yea murica" brainrot, was too loud, annoyed the guest. not smart politically speaking. embarrassing. look like uncultured swine boasting with nonsense
>>543244295About 40 bucks. What are you, poor?
>>543243965Holy motherfucking shit, hold the presses... a motherfucking panda??? 2 motherfucking godliving pandas! Thats insane.
>>543243965>inb4 it has starts a panda flu pandemic
>>543244151kek
Pandas are based but our president is a communist
>>543244022>tribute payment>two (2) animalswow thank you xi we are winning big
>>543244164Xi looks like the saddest old disinterested tired motherfucker I have ever seen. It cracks me up. He's terrifying in a way because he's still a fucking gangster that has to fight to keep his position, but he looks like an old dude should be napping on a bench outside of a library.
>>543244151Of course its in their anus, this is Atlanta we're talking about
>>543243965NOBODYGIVESAFUCKABOUTPANDAS!FUCKCHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>543246673quiet little boi
>>543243965Nick is a faggot
>>543244164If he hadn't reacted to it, would you even know it happened?
543243965>Could this by chance be a disgruntled third party!?
>>543243965It was worth it to crash American supremacy into the stone age.
>>543245749Doesn't matter. If they had babies in captivity we wouldn't be leasing new pandas all the fucking time.
Ping pingPlayed ring kingAt sing sing With his dingaling
>>543243965and in return, china gets:https://www.military.com/pentagon-investigating-how-f-35-fighter-jet-parts-bound-for-us-were-diverted-to-hong-kong
>>543244164>>543243965>>543244151>>543244076>>543244022
America won't settle for less than Moo Deng.
>>543243965Pandas are more expensive to care for than the revenue they bring in. No American zoo should accept pandas
>>543256210would
>>543243965White woman here. Pandas are fake. Elephant and buffalo are better.
>>543246555>>543244164He constantly looks both mildly amused and profoundly fatigued by the situation he's in
~6 million Chinese in the USnot winning a war with china because we have ~6 million Chinese people in the US.US military doesn't even have 2 million active duty soldiers and some of those soldiers are fucking Chinese
>>543244164
>>543257644win what?
>>543246555>>543257278I like himhe's the Bill Murray of politicians
>pu ping
>>543257717everything
>>543257860Nice plastic prop
>>543243965Pretty sure this is some backhanded compliment about long term planning.
>>543248522No, why would that matter at all?
>>543257860not gonna happenChina has never "won everything" and never will
>>543258045it's already too lateat least you got a couple of consolation pandas :)
>>543258164I think we have differing definitions of what "winning everything" meansthere wont be a war with Chinait's not who they arethey're like insects, they just want to consume and scurry around
>>543258354>there wont be a war with China>it's not who they areI'm 100 % with you on that>they're like insects, they just want to consume and scurry aroundexcept they're really fuckable insects and not obese morons bombing the shit out of everybody on the planet creating a huge mess
>>543258472>fuckable insectsfind God.
>>543258759which one, retard?
>>543244164I think orange goylem ripped some ass when the plane flew by given his face reaction.Xi looks bored and unimpressed
>>543243965holy heck i freaking love pandas too!
>>543245050Kek
>>543246204You’re a fag right?
>>543260369kek
>>543244022Atlanta zoo is probably paying 'em quite a lot for those Pandas.>>543246531They aren't giving those pandas for free. Potential kiss of death to zoo hosting 'em.
>>543243965>Ping Ping and Fu ShuangMORTAL KOMBATdoo do doo doo doo doodoo do doo doo doo doo
>>543243965>Atlanta zooSo the pandas are just going to be roaming the streets?
>>543243965>Atlanta zooSo, sending an endangered animal to a zoo surrounded by niggers is a good decision? Rip, pandas.
>>543243965Careful boys, bet theyve been backdoored with Chinese probes. Lmao
IT'S A TRAP! THE PANDAS ARE FULL OF CHINESE SPECIAL FORCES!!!! IT'S LIKE THE TROYAN HORSE EXCEPT THERE ARE TWO OF THEM AND THEY'RE FLUFFY AND ADORABLE!!!!!!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!! DON'T FALL FOR THEIR LIES!!!!!!
>>543243965Does this mean our data centers beat china or is this a power play by Xi?
>>543260490Memphis's zoo practically centered the entire fucking organization around the pandas they received in the 2000s and never really recovered from it, especially after one got old and died and chinks online started saying it was due to neglect so much that the other was sent back to China after the lease ended.
