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Prove it
Except it's Adolf
>>543244065How's it like down there in Sheol with Charlie Kirk and Jesus?
>>543244065Commander of the Third Reich?
>>543244065Why was the third reich a bigger box office bomb than the second reich?
>>543244065What's your favorite flavor of ice cream
>>543244065In my last life, I was a pig farmer and died of a heart attack
>>543244654white flavored
>>543244065Oh mein Gott! Schön Sie zu grüßen Herr H
>>543244065You will never be a real Hitler. You have no Final Solution, you have no Schutzstaffel, you have no Einsatzgruppen. You are a homosexual jew twisted by reddit and bluesky into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your brownshirts are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “blitzkreig” laughs at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Aryans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Aryans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even hitlers who “putsch” look uncanny and unnatural to an Aryan. Your Wehrmacht structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Aryan home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected Mein Kampf.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a Lebensunwertes Leben, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy some Zyklon-B, close your wooden door, put it in the shower, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your brownshirts will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked without your Aktion T-4, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a jew is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably jewish.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
