Wtf is this? I don't recall an entire archipelago being in this area, it was just Indonesia and then Taiwan to the north, where the fuck did this come from?
>>5432494941946 when the world decided we'd start breaking apart to appease the jews
>>543249494That's where we outsourced animation after Korea got too expensive
>>543249494American education failed you, nigger.
>>543249494Depends on the map. Most of those islands are underwater for 350 days of the year and uninhabited, so some maps don't show them.
you never heard of flips?
>>543249494What the fuck they have 120 million people? That's like a third of the US
>>543249494Wtf? This is AI right ?
It's a real place, I've been there. Some of the women are cute but it is a 3rd world shithole.
>>543249494>An American whose only formal geography education is memorizing all 50 states is surprised to learn one of the 200 or so countries his teacher never mentioned existsAs expected>The country he didn't know about is a major Asian country with +112 million people in it that is a major startegic ally to his own countryLess expected>Instead of admitting he knows jack shit about the world due to his terrible explanation, he defaults to supernatural explanationMore expected
Real niggas know Finland doesn't exist
>>543250856Education, not explanation. That's my bad. I should've caught this, I studied English for 9 years along three other languages in our educational system.(See how easy admitting your failure is, OP?)
>>543249494Guernesey and jersey also moved closer to France...
>>543249494it was all a dream
>>543250768>>543250856>>543250884>>543250891>>543250930>Some of the women are cuteDamn right. Come down here and grab yourself one of these cuties
>>543249494How do you not know the 51st state of USA?
>>543250884Statistically that is true. Also, every single US state falls well within the numerical size of the margin of error for the total world population, which where the meme regarding Finland comes from. Statistically, your state doesn't exist, either. No state in US has a population of 40 million, which is 0.5% of world population, which has a 1-2% margin of error.
>>543249494Mists of pandaria expansion. Have you been in a coma?
>>543251035>Marry #3>Fuck #2>Kill #1>Keep #4 in my cellar as a projectAnother stellar round of Fuck, Marry, Kill, Cellar
>>543251116>>543251104>>543251066>>543251048>>543250974Filipina women will so anything for a white cock.Not to mention>trad>family oriented>religious>kind>low maintenance
>>543251247This one is more difficult. I'd say >Marry #2>Fuck #3>Kill #1>Cellar #4
>>543251116>>543251343I'm going to marry both of you and fuck you when you're both dead
>>543249494That's where American soldiers go to get their second wife.
>>543249494The Philippines is a Spanish colony handed over to the Americans and run by the Chinese. >>543251035>women>>543251247The last time I was in the Philippines some cute 14yo girls were ogling me, but I was too much of a pussy to do anything about it.
>>543249494We all saw this thread and knew what flag to expect, right?
>>543251895I mean I only clicked on it to confirm my suspicion, which is something I've done for years when I see shit understanding of geography on /pol/. 9 times out of 10 it's an American.
>>543249494Had to click on thread just to confirm flag.
>>543249494>Mandela EffectNever really commented on it, but something bugs me about that country too. I was always aware of the Philipines, but for some reason I always belived that they were south east of Malaysia and north of Australia.Only a couple years ago with the news of Chinese/Philipino clashes is the oceat is that I noticed the "different/new" location. I could swear that the whole area between Taiwan and Malaysia was empty.
>>543251247>>543251035Is the country dangerous for tourists? And I mean regular tourists.
>>543249494They're not known for anything other than for cheap women or maids. They're just US' attack dog against China at this point.
>>543249494Japan has also moved northwards
>>543249494i knew what the flag of op was before clicking this thread kek
>>543252046what if Islands move when no one is looking
Wtf is this? I don't remember Africa being this big????
>>543252046could you be thinking of Papa New Guinea? however it does look like your country has moved up to make space for the Philippines' new location
>>543250856Imagine the world stage if the Philippines had become a US state instead. The logistics alone are daunting.
>>543249494They’re the Mexico/latinas of Asia
>>543249494Mandela effect niggers would rather believe they were transported to an alternate universe than admit they remembered something wrong.
>>543252046>something bugs me about that countryI think something about your country bugs them, too.
Imagine thinking maps are real.
>>543251035Filipino food is really nasty. Everything made in that country tastes like arse which is ironic because our food is supposed to be awful yet Flip shit it somehow worse.
>>543249494>I don't recall an entire archipelago being in this areaYou must have just played Chrono Cross.
>>543253164They updated the maps to a more accurate projection, as any 2D map is bound to distort the real proportions, making anything closer to the middle appear smaller, and anything far north/south look larger. These new proportions are closer to reality. So, in other words, Mexicans aren't as far away from Canada as they may have thought based on maps, as the sea separating them isn't quite as large at it seems. Still quite a swim, though!
>>543249494flipland is jewish
>>543253164>>543253599Is this literally just the new projection making the Filipines noticeable?
>>543249494>flagThey are called Filipinos. Basically Asia Mexicans. Short and brown and Catholic.
>>543253599>proportions closer to realityAfrica's metaphorical little dick syndrome has warped every continent out of shape. look at a globe
>>543253781Based.
>>543252046You just mixed up Indonesia and Philipines, because you thought INDonesia was near India. You probably mixed up the old "Indochine" (Cambodge, Laos, etc.) with Indonesia. You probably thought too Bangladesh was the East frontier of India; Actually, India continue north to Bangladesh.Teachers are just retards. We have internet now.
>>543253781They are the only Asians with Latin-American ancestry. (Viceroyalty of New Spain AKA Spanish-Mexico plus Cuba and the Philippines)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippineshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americans_in_the_PhilippinesAnd also Anglo-American ancestry (Philippine-American Commonwealth)
>>543254133Our Two Colonies, Philippines and France (French Revolution was caused by the American Revolution and the Philippine Revolution was caused by the American Revolution too), should have sex.Sweaty manly Latin-European French to Latino-Asian Philippine sex.
>>543249494Yes. It's also realer than the People's Republic of China.>hurrr I can't consult an old Atlas, that's too much trouble>better make a slide thread on the chans
>>543249494Just Guess! Literally! LOL!
You're suffering for a case of Americano Ignoramus. We fought a war over there.
OP is right, I was born in 1989 and The Phillipines used to be attached to the mainland below Cambodia and had a few small islands next to it, it was a bridge to Indonesia not a whole separate thing. 100% Mandella.
>>543250856>Finnish person is an autistic and unable to understand obviously taking the piss>Finnish person is like a lonely robot that can't understand basic human interaction
>>543249494I find the mandela effect hilarious as a racialist with some knowledge of history.>I thought Mandela died decades ago in prisonThen who the hell was reigning and ruining South Africa during that time after apartheid? >Philippines didn't existThen explain what Japan was doing in WWII and why they attacked you?Or explain spanish history in that region or the weird filippino diaspora you have there in the US.
>>543255502>filippino diaspora you have there in the US.In California*
>>543249494> where the fuck did this come from?A Spaniard raping a monkey
>>543252068No. Filipinas will flock all over the BWC.
SEX WITH FILIPINOS (Males)When compared to their Chinese (East Asian) and Indian (South Asian) neighbors, the Latino and Spanish admixed Filipinos look faaaar better. The average Thailander Manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuY557h4Wyg&t=52shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfaNtIX9MzMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtj6K0hYAJM<<Japan>>Tokyohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28ZjrtD_iL0Nagasakihttps://youtube.com/watch?v=t5buKU55wkk&si=-i-cNZuwAffB7fsKYokohamahttps://youtube.com/watch?v=qtHvFcC6FYs&si=PeAfLmDHf851MsR8Osakahttps://youtube.com/watch?v=xP-wJbQcMOc&si=QHdHD0M9Qlz925XhKyotohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=arOQ7slh3pM&si=MpXDc2Ty6ofhlFSBVs the average Filipino Man...<<Philippines>>https://youtube.com/watch?v=rR9nJtOrfNg?si=pEERfVFTEFzuj5SwHe looks like the average Filipino (A Chad) in the many urban settlements established by the Spanish and Mexicans.His looks are REALLY common in a lot of cities.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coKWj4AGaNQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_h2EIcWaOshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIKzYRJFduYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh-N7wvQhSUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NPHSeHVWeUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZOE5IpNiIYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9nUtDe-epohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zSFQLx4n6U&t=3shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d87zUHXJmP4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JjzYJFSQJYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLnIVEtX2YMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HIbVjqEDCAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ricHiGPQk4Qhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=K94M2zz6c5whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnsvieBO2LA&t=111sI want to suck off a football team full of Filipino Twunks (Picrel).
I sexpatted here to find Filipino dicks to suck.
Actually, I'm here for the ASEAN-US summit from October to November, and Filipino dicks to suck are just a side quest.
>>543249494uy pilipins!
>>543249494Magellan is credited with the first circumnavigation of the globe - the man himself was murdered by philipino locals and then his crew had a heck of a time working their way through that sea maze of a million reefs and islands to finally get down to the Indian Ocean. So yeah it’s definitely always been there
>>543249494The infamous American education system strikes again.
>>543249494Yeah, it moves around.
>>543252068It's a shithole don't go there. Their women are ugly anyway. Thailand is better
>>543258769Philippines = Has 5% Spanish, 2% Mexican, and 1% American descent in Pop...Thailand = Has Zero European .*Somehow Thai women are hotter.LULZ!
>>543249494The remnants of Muu and lemuria
>>543259059mixed race people look uglier than the 2 seperate races, but as if you could notice 5%
>>543257791>>543257949>>543258032Konichiwa, dudes!
>>543249494as real as this "let's put some Florida on the West part too"
>>543259130It's the percentage of their population who are Spanish, Mexican, and American, in descent you literal Bucktoothed Poms.Also if one mixed raced person looked uglier than two seperate races, why is Adriana Lima so hawt? Has European light blue eyes with Latin American tanned skin which makes her features pop. You can't get that if your skin is as light as your eyes. That's why Caucasian women apply a lot of eye shadow and mascara if they have light eyes to make that contrasting popping look which mixed Latina-Europeans already have naturally.
>>543259305keep typing kalergi mutt
>>543250856>major Asian country with +112 million people in it that is a major strategic ally to his own countrymore than that, it's a former US colony, and by far the largest of themslept through history class the days he should've learned about when the US conquered it/let it go/all the WW2 stuff there I guess
>>543259383Lol your country is a loser, Ahmed, have fun watching Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland, secede from the UK and join the European union whereas England will continue to be Islamized.
>>543259192Looks like the Venetian Lagoon and the Adriatic Sea.
>>543259192California is known for it's fake penins
>>543249494Most powerful country
>>543258769The hot ones dont really look ugly to me
>>543249494Not much of a student of your own countries history huh anon?
>>543260093This.
>>543260093Give me your women