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>Miliband tells Iran minister UK will not tolerate 'hostile activity' on British soil
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwp8476m06pyo
>Now Tony Blair gets his son to help out with his reverse Brexit campaign! Euan Blair says UK was 'better off' in the EU and rejoining bloc would boost growth
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16157125/Now-Tony-Blair-gets-son-help-reverse-Brexit-campaign-Euan-Blair-says-UK-better-EU-rejoining-bloc-boost-growth.html
>Hundreds of protesters gather after Danny Tommo charged
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2251590/hundreds-protesters-gather-danny-tommo
>National security alert as TalkTalk risks insolvency within days
https://archive.ph/qqT8J
>NHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessments
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/sep/24/nhs-integrated-care-boards-england-two-year-waiting-times-adhd-autism-assessments
>Cheese and butter prices could soar after heatwave hits milk production
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cheese-butter-prices-milk-uk-heatwaves-dairy-farmers-b3055926.html
>Justice system letting down victims, says Met chief as paedophile bailed to flat opposite playground
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/justice-system-letting-down-victims-says-met-chief-a-b1298305.html
>Overcrowding in A&E linked to 'hundreds of deaths' every week, study finds
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-09-25/overcrowding-in-a-and-e-linked-to-hundreds-of-deaths-every-week-study-finds
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>>543281008
>Miliband tells Iran minister UK will not tolerate 'hostile activity' on British soil
tf fruity vegan flapjack gon do
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I can hear a drone outside, at 9pm
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>>543281008
>agar
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This lad desperately wants to workshop his Peter Hitchens "opinion poll bad" bit at me but he fucked it up by presupposing everything about my intent on posting polls.
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>>543281276
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so ... anne widdecombe, are we just not bothering with that?
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>>543281264
cops use those now
I've been buzzed at least once in the dark at like 2am while wandering around
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might watch some one foot in the grave
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>>543281264
Nowt wrong with a bit of night flying lad
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https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16158315/Syrian-man-27-appears-court-accused-raping-15.html
>Syrian man, 27, appears in court accused of raping 15-year-old schoolgirl and sexually assaulting another teenager at a Midlands hotel
>Ahmad Hania was charged with sexually assaulting two girls - including the rape of a 15-year-old - at a hotel in Kenilworth, Warwickshire.
>The 27-year-old, of King Edward Road, Nuneaton, denied the charges and was told he would face a trial in 2028.
>The charges all related to a date in August this year, when Warwickshire Police were called to a hotel in Kenilworth following reports that two girls, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, had been sexually assaulted.
>Hania was accused of kissing and sexually touching both alleged victims without their consent and raping one of them.
>Hania had his bail extended by Judge Tom Rochford and was told his trial, lasting five days, will start on August 1, 2028.
>The judge told him: 'There are likely to be hearings before then which you must attend. You will have the right to give evidence at your trial.
>'You will continue bail on the same conditions as before.'
He's a good lad

>Sorry we are not currently accepting comments on this article.
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keep forgetting it's Friday
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>>543281008
grew up with one of those, minus the the bit on the right, it was gas and it ran. for 50 years, they ripped it out when they ripped our house apart to turn it into two London deanoboxes, it was bright red
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>>543281502
you really think they'd have had a chance to interview the bloke and issue a more thorough statement about it by now, right?
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going home bargains tommorow you want anything lads?
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might listen to some kanye west
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>>543281804
How long did dinner take?
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>>543281804
>minus the the bit on the right
left
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>>543281840
some useless woman tat please. Something that says 'live laugh love' but without words
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>>543281939
>>543281840
A "prosecco o'clock" sign to hang by my deanofrigerator.
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>>543281874
my old ma gave up cooking after losing her aga, she hates anything else and she cooked many masterpieces on the old red thing
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>>543282018
Didn't answer the question though.
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>>543282018
>>543281804
When I worked for the housing authority we used to rip out perfectly functional old cookers and oil/coal heating and replace it with electric that the tenants couldn't afford to run.

It made the energy efficiency spreadsheet happy - line go up. Less carbons. More greta.
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Anon from last thread asking about dry food storage. The classic way is mylar bags, food grade bucker with airtight lid, dessicator pack. Rice etc in the bags, seal, put in bucket, chuck desicator in, put lid on, tape with date stuck to lid. Thatll store anywhere.

Alternately big mason jars with those sealed lids, but you need to keep thos in cupbards.

Or if youre rich and just want like a months emerg food in a compact spage buy this
https://readywise.co.uk/products/freeze-dried-emergency-food-supply-entree-variety-pack-120-servings

MREs are better but way too expensive now.
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>>543281502
I don't think there was a single riot or protest in her name.
That's the problem with making your entire personality about pissing people off and selling your soul off the back of that to try to be a celebrity.
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>>543282206
>MREs are better but way too expensive now.
ffs
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>ULSTER ALERT: NORTHERN IRELAND NEWS

There will be trouble in Northern Ireland on Sunday, due to an extremely controversial Orange Order march being allowed to go ahead.

QRD:
>"Drumcree Dispute" is the name of a decades long argument over whether or not the Orange Order should be allowed to march down Garvaghy Road, a majority Irish Nationalist area
>During the Troubles, it was common for the Orange march to be followed by mobs of Unionists attacking Catholics and burning their property in the area
>Any time it was suggested the march be re-routed or changed, paramilitaries such as the UVF or UDA would threaten the area with attacks
>Even when the RUC or Army stepped in, Ulster Unionists would attempt to force their way onto the road and then attack the residents or their property
>In 1998, the UVF killed 3 children in a firebomb attack as a result of the dispute
>For around 30 years, the Orange march has been banned

>Following pressure from the DUP (largely to distract from the ongoing paedophile scandal which has rocked the party), the Parades Commission has agreed to allow a very small contingent of Orangemen (30 men, no bands, 1 banner, at 8am) to march down the road
>The residents have vowed to mobilise against this-and are receiving support from all over Ireland and Northern Ireland
>Enormous police presence expected
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just realized i didn't have dns-over-tls enabled properly so my isp knows i was looking at all the loli threads on /b/
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>>543282206
>>543282263
Lentils, salt/stockfish and veal glue keep forever.
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>>543282123
depends, if she was cooking the full on Sunday roast then it was like 4 hours (boomer foid efficiency mode) but I grew up making toast in like a minute, I could still use one today, it's just a question of knowing your machine
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>>543282263
17 quid each now for the self heating yank ones
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>>543282434
ultraslop
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>>543282276
WATP
KAT
ATAT
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>>543282291
oh please
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>So long gay Bowser
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>>543281840
>going home bargains tommorow you want anything lads?

theres never anything good or cheap there, b&m is the same i find

I don't buy branded stuff, but even then its far cheaper just to wait until a supermarket has it on offer

other than that it's either junk food or tat
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>>543282330
I'm just really lazy and MRE's, like airplane food, satisfy a perfect "ready-meal" fantasy that I like to wrestle with sometimes
then reality settles in when you factoring all the real life logistical impracticality
production numbers, schedules, shipping, retail and end-level-consumer
with airplane food that's where the dream ends, before retail, but MRE's were still viable-ish as an end-level-consumer alternative to cooking for your fucking self

>>543282434
at that point I will just buy a couple sandwiches from the shop
not even good ones
I'm not paying £20 a meal, almost

but I liked to dream..
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>>543282434
just get a mcdonalds like a normal person
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>>543282477
French are supposed to be the best they get fucking foie gras etc. Amazon sells them for 60 quid each lmao
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>>543282254

you'd think her old colleagues in reform would be bothered though. i wonder what theyve told them to keep hush about it..
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>>543281804
Did you give the maid a day off?
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Any David Mitchell stans ITT?
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>>543282176
I don't actually think an all time on gas powered cooker makes sense these days, gas used to be cheap af and it was a feature of my childhood, rapid drying clothes to go out in when I was a teen and standing next to it when it was chilly, th dog hogging it, timeless stuff
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>>543282612
kek
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>>543282632
not that posh, we had a cleaner though
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>>543282576
pizza is street food
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>>543282504
sorry you'll have to go find them yourself. it's not hard, just go to /b/ and type loli in the catalog search. "degen" would also work.
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>>543282599
Mate, if i was crawling through a nuclear hellscape eating dead zombies i still wouldnt go in a maccies.

BK ftw.
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>>543282576
Was it that curry pizza place that paki foid owner was crying about not being able to issue more visas for to hire jeets?
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>>543282596
>soak lentils and salt fish in water in the morning
>come back from work
>change water
>do stuff for an hour
>change water
>add to instant pot
>add veal glue
>high pressure for an hour
>food for a week
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>>543282630
It was probably genuinely unscripted and they're terrified.
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>>543282612
But foie gras is the bollocks.
You just have to pay through the nose in UK
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>>543282832
>veal glue
?
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>>543282206
got my mylar bags and oxygen absorbers last week

just need to have a comfy day bagging it all up with the radio on
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>>543282709
Same thing Rupert
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>>543282773
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I'm built like jay from the Inbetweeners
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>>543282881
Pocket soup. The OG oxo cube.
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>>543282206
are you dipshits actually planning for SHTF scenarios?
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>>543282832
the fantasy element in the perfect ready meal fantasy is that the ready meal in question isn't bushmeat porridge and is something you actually would enjoy eating
but thanks for the tip

>>543282881
obviously it's glue made from veal
[is clueless]
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>>543282854
Yeah, knowing how its made puts me off tho. But at 60 quid some froggy could make a killing flogging his units MREs on ebay.
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wait what's happened? is this to do with the oil/hormuz thing?
gotta say I shit a little brick when I went tescos today and saw the diesel price touching £2.
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>>543282959
Go back to your child porn.
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>>543282944
jesus fucking christ it's a baby cow oxo cube
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>>543283013
don't need to "go back", just need to press ctrl-tab.
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>>543282885
You got a sealer? Also do you put the dessicator in the bags themselves, or the container you put the bags in?
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>>543283017
Original recipe is called veal glue despite calling for mature cow bones. The 1800s were weird.
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>>543282894
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c78n87v91nlo
Nah it was Bombay Pizza, proper dump
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>>504506157
>>504509055
>>504509449
>>504511741
>>504516045
remember this lads kek
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>>543282977
Fuck em - best think I ever tasted.
€100/kg now - the good stuff
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>>543283102
Filtered.
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Bovril is a good one to keep. Lasts ages on the shelf, high salt, high protein. Can be drunk or used as flavouring.
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>>543283082
oh okay that's slightly better
I'm not squeamish but there's a certain level of morbidity I find unpalatable
like cracking open lobsters in restaurants
sometimes it's just not a dignified way to go about your need to consume other creatures for sustenance

eating baby creatures seems wrong
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>>543281939
It's like walking around a temu warehouse.
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>>543283082
Surprised it ever took off with a name like that
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>>543283258
Agreed. Not a fan of that French pate either where the goose is forcefed. Yeah I eat meat,doesn't mean I have to be a cunt about it though.
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>>543282892
not really, got rejected by public school and sent to the biggest school in the country, I'm posher than you but I'm not posh, both my parents were grafters, every single day of the week fo 50 years, hard drinkers and hard workers, we're freaks not posh
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>>543283315
You're applying modern sensibilities to a time where people walked around feeding bits of horse to cats to earn a penny for their pie.
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>HEYYYYY DANNY TOMMO
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>>543283481
>implying a chad would cry about criminal damage
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>>543283481
why do we have these gay oil pastel drawings? I seem to remember they televised the sentencing of blm counter protesters
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>>543283391
They still did marketing tho, bovril is from like 1850 and they didnt call it "fluid beef". Oh wait, they did...
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>>543283070
no sealer, you can use an iron

has to be an oxygen absorber (not normal silica gel packs) and they go in the mylar bag with the food before you seal, but not for things like salt and sugar (they are fine without and go hard otherwise), only use mylar for rice, beans, flour, lentils, tebags etc... anything 'dry'

the oxygen absorbers need storing in a proper airtight jar once that plastic pack is open so i'm going to only bag my stuff up when i'll use a pack

got mine from this place... they are nice and thick, got the 1 gallon bags, so good for about 3kg of rice a piece

https://mylarshop.com/mylar-bag-oxygen-absorber-bundles/medium-hd-mylar-bag-oxygen-absorber-bundle/

have a lot of useful info too, ie how many absorbers and what you can get in each size bag etc but i also watched quite a few vids on yt of americans using them too
https://mylarshop.com/mylar-shop-articles/
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>>543283481
>Danny Tommo, real name Daniel Tommo-Lennon
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>>543281008
>Le Creuset kettle

Tasteful
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>>543283481
uh-oh
you're in trouble
because you went along and burst their
BOATS

weren't even in them at the time, had likely already landed
what does he think the boats get sent back or something?
and then he filmed the whole episode, for the content of it all, wasn't even wearing a mask
leaving absolutely no fucking plausible deniability

I mean
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>>543283590
>>543283648
>>543283690
>NOT FACKIN GUILTY YOUR HONOUR YOU FACKIN MAGGY LITTLE KHANT
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>>543283481
It's not Danny they want.
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>>543283327
Meh - changed country and adapted.
Speak French, worked, paid taxes.

Good luck with your Pakis.
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Danny Tommo shops at B&M
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>retail parks with massive shops and drive-through goyslop outlets.
Just don't like 'em lads. They're soulless and they look the same wherever you go.
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>>543283590
Probably has a wife and kids. Just cause you're coked up doesn't mean your actions go without consequences, especially when the state are actively cracking down on anyone speaking or acting out against the ethnic replacement.
>>543283652
Yep.
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>>543283772
it's not a competition fagtard
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>Tommo slashes up a boat
>MFW Danny Tommo gets charged with damaging government property
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>>543283855
No it isn't. But I've won :)
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>>543283805
you want:
>FAST FOOD GOYSLOP
you have two options

option A:
>have goyslop delivered by a justjeet
option B:
>travel to goysplop provider located in the dead heart of a shared aldi/b&m carpark
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What's wrong with having indians in the US and Canada? I thought they were native
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>>543283981
>birmingham alabama
our darkies don't do that dance
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>>543283949
I accept your concession
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Put the kettle on m8
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>>543283922
tfw the slave trade never ended and we're the slaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg
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>>543283981
>>543283981
oh fugg
crest checks out
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>>543281711
>at a hotel in Kenilworth
Did they follow him back or something?
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>>543284069
fucks me up how that busline was called "horseman" and it was carrying people infected with a literal plague
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>>543283669
I were looking on amazon for mylar bags, anf half of them looked like they were for fucking drug dealers
>mylar bags, small, smell proof, sold by dank supplies
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>>543284061
Meh? yeah OK - whatevsa
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>>543281711
Hes still a syrian national an all, clear flight risk.
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>>543284069
not the original version, anyway fuck radiohead, cunts
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>>543284063
during a time not so long ago when my life was way more together than it is right now, I'd boil water on the hob in a pot to prevent limescale accumulation, which a problem kettles have after a while
made the cleanest most cowboy coffee of my whole fucking life

these days it's just easier to microwave it honestly
coffee, water, one minute
once you get used to this life you wonder why you were using a kettle that whole time like a goddamn idiot
kettle takes way longer
what the fuck
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>>543283669
>>543284148
niggers, you have about 2 weeks to account for before normalfags throw their toys out the pram.
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>>543284411
>doesn't drink cold coffee
Guess you don't work in IT.
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>>543284411
>I'd boil water on the hob in a pot to prevent limescale accumulation
just put vinegar in every few months for a couple of boils, soft water doesn't do that but is a bit weird
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>>543284148
of course they're for dealers you weirdo rice sperg
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>>543284411
Just get one of them wire balls for your kettle, catches the limescale. After a bit clean it or bin it.
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What are we doing, what's the point of this charade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z20qLln3qI8
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>>543284569
oh and fuck microwaves
>oh I'll just microwave my food
listen to yourself
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Is it legal to use my right of way as a walking pedestrian on the road to get run over by police officers and then sue?
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>>543284569
citric acid is meant to be the professional approach
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>>543284148
yeah lmao, some of them seem hit and miss too when you read reviews (thickness and potential holes) so i went to that place and got them

They were roughly the same price as an overall package, but you get say a handful less than on amazon, but makes no difference to me a pack of 40 vs 50 as i'm not going to need that much

thought if i was going to do it i'd do it properly and not save a fiver and get something thats going to fuck me over with small holes, too thin or dodgy oxygen absorbers etc


>>543284455
you can only do your best, laying low and not needing to go out too often will be useful

the normies can pick each other off whilst i'm sat on my throne of pek
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>>543284569
>>543284660
fascinatingly old-wives-talesy limescale cures from brit/pol/ here

>>543284560
I don't but you know
summer can be hot, nice tall glass of coffee on a hot day is great
you're kind of bruteforcing that hydration by sheer volume at that point because you're losing a lot of it anyway
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>>543281008
>agar
It's Aga you fucking tard, also they're shit.
>oh shit I can't bake the cake I wanted to because someone did a stew and used all the heat
Literally the story growing up for me. fucking stupid. Get a gas hob.
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>>543284671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgzQuE1pR1w
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>>543284708
yep but getting hit by a car at 110mph might not go the way you hope it would.
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>see a decent house on Rightmove
>ask someone who lives not too far away
>"it's a shithole mate"
>see a flat in a different area
>look at a comment thread online of people who live in the area
>"it's a shithole"

I fucking hate this country. The immigrants and the underclass are both disgusting. Singapore was right. Eugenics is the solution.
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>>543284671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPD8Ja64mRU
I think the greatest betrayal of the previous generation is not telling you that you lose the joy of life. They pretend they are fine, but they are all dead already.
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>>543284794
>Aga
>literally in the pic
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>>543284692
have you ever zapped coffee into existence in less than 90 seconds though?
it doesn't work with tea or anything but for instant coffee, microwaves absolutely fucking work
it's awesome

no waiting around
I always do about 01:10 because then I can just drink it immediately, no waiting around
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>>543284814
I'm not going to do it, but maybe someone should let the malians in on this loophole.
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>>543284762
vinegar and salt are some of the most useful things we have
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>>543284849
yet OP can't fucking spell it. What a spastic.
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>>543283481
>here look we did a drawing of your guy

oh ok
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>>543284856
>instant coffee
sacrilege
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>>543284826
install the property insights extension
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>>543284660
>Just wire your balls to the kettle
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https://goyimx.com/LBC/status/2103158770230579463
>"People are going to come for me on this..."
>Disability advocate Maddy Alexander-Grout tells @TomSwarbrick1 that people with ADHD need PIP to afford takeaways.
Reminder that PIPtriots are single handedly keeping the economy afloat.
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>>543284826
i moved to a "shithole" and so far after 8 months i have not been a victim to anything or seen anybody who has been
i understand it but really even the jaikies dont do anything other than beg
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>>543285153
genuinely a lot of their money does directly go back into the economy in that way, essentially the government is loaning them the money for that takeaway and it gets it back almost immediately
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>>543285153
A lad I know has a sperg son who used to only eat McDs.
Greasy as fuck he was
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>>543285245
yes takeaways famously report their earnings accurately and are never used in the black market economy
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>>543285076
I wish all you faggots would move round my way it's beautiful and still quite cheap, it's not densely populated and amazingly under exploited, there's still time
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>>543285238
Funny, I thought the animal abuse and organised crime were the bigger stains, things that Hitler would not have approved of.
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>>543281008
oi is dat agar de orrible? e's me favrit vikang, ee is! coooeeee!
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>>543285331
Normans gonna Norman.
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>>543285331
this
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>>543285153
it makes some sense that if it isnt your money you're more happy to spend it on frivolities just like the government does by giving it to migrants etc.
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>>543285327
why don't people live in the middle of wales
like I know they have the welsh mountains and all but there's otherwise very hilly places on this map that are way more densely populated
what is up with that
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>>543285238
>Hitler
What? Come on. There are other Austrian painters, you know. Like, uh...
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Should the prison crisis be eased by having a rape amnesty for migrants? How about giving them 2 years to adjust to the Western way of life, before jailing them for their sexual transgressions?
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>>543285496
>Jobs
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I fucking hate when leftists say "the elites want to divide and conquer with racism". How fucking dumb are you exactly? It's more believable that they've got no agenda at all. Fucking hell, just stay out of politics. I don't support being arrogant, but most people don't need a voice in politics. Just play video games or post about your shein hauls.
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>>543285552
oh

no employment opportunities
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>>543285516
If it was actually named after hitler it should have been Shite Austrian Painter. Have you seen his crap?
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>>543285496
wales did/does a pilot program. build your own house on arable land and they'll help with mortgages or something right. then they went gay on inspecting what crops you grow and faggotry like no gennies. Sounded like some council zogbots dream and an off-grid nightmare
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>>543285496
why is everyone blind to what is the obvious goldilocks zone, beats me
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>>543285563
>"the elites want to divide and conquer with racism, but I would never ever ever compromise on bringing in loads of darkies over"
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>>543285563
Careful m8
That forren wants to steal your cookie
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>>543285596
Everyone's a critic!
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>>543285496
water supply is an 'issue', i.e you can only get small amounts of spring water which is incredible for a cuppa
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The GTA6 collectors edition comes with a coke spoon and razorblade
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>>543285592
Pits all closed
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>>543285563
they do want to D&C with racism though? They want the arguments
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>>543285676
Trevors meth recipe would be better
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>>543285596
his paintings show promise, much of his work is stretched off to make it look shite, a simple inclination correction and they make much more sense
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>>543285610
That is a good point actually. Might have to use that one in the future.
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>>543285596
Pssh let's see your paintings, mate.
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>>543285739
The only thing in that image I would rate is the depiction of the vegetation in the back and foreground. Everything else is stale and flat
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>>543285739
moot point really, what was their objective? To select those who could influence the world? I guess Hitler won that one.
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>>543285859
>>543285834
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>>543285834
here's one I did of my dog
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>>543285739
Belongs on a biscuit tin. Nothing special
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>>543285762
I'm sure there's some preprepared luvvie rebuttal to it but cba to check, I can't even be bothered to discuss politics on a normie level footing any more these days
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>>543285940
Have you ever thought about conquering Europe?
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>>543285739
it's kind of ironic that there were in fact schools of art that he could have succeeded in but seeing as one was cartoons and the other was surrealism/then "modern" art
both were mediums were stuff that the higher tier realistic schools of art looked down on - wonky sense of perspective, interesting techniques - are stuff that came to be foundational in both those other mediums

he kept chasing this traditionalist artist dream and later would come to see modern art as degenerate when becoming a modern artist would have probably saved his career
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>>543285925
Yeah see, the perspective is fucked. A common theme in his work actually, he never quite got the hang of perspective and it made his buildings look wonky.
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>>543285940
I love it
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>>543285940
looks like a good boy to me
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>>543285906
Hitler's real art was the absolute masterpiece he carved onto the jewish psyche
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>>543285966
you don't know shit unc
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>>543282643
Cooking on gas is still alot cheaper than leccy. Even the halogen ones.
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>>543286001
in a parallel universe Adolf Hitler is actually a well known modernist and his corpus of subversive works taking traditionalism and skewing it to be slightly unnerving is highly sought after by jewish collectors who also funded his rise to fame.
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>>543286010
Maaaaaate, he literally was tried and sentenced at Nurembark for crimes against caninity
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>>543286003
>he never quite got the hang of perspective and it made his buildings look wonky
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>>543286087
never pay bills, that's for mugs
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>>543286037
and the real kicker? the swastika was wonky
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>>543286092
>who also funded his rise to fame.
You meme but a key architect of fascism was the jewish mistress of Mussolini, Margherita Sarfatti
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Your cock is as black as night - Joe Bonamassa
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>>543286166
>saar fatty
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How are you lads gonna deal with the internet being attached to the BBC license fee?
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>>543286224
Italians aren't White and they like their women plumper, this all makes sense.
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>>543286224
>>543286274
>credit: dimpled batty
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>>543286092
I hope things are good there...

>>543286122
see Hitler could have been really good at stuff like this if he could have just had the right experience to turn him on to thinking like that
as a traditional painter of landscapes he was just really flat
passionate, but dull
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>>543286003
he was trying to get into art school in vienna
i think he could have become a good artist if they'd let him. thankfully he tried to gas all the jews instead
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>>543286315
maybe his true calling wasn't in painting? Maybe his teachers were snobby and pretentious? Who knows, who cares? People are cunts.
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>>543286368
"Wasn't it mostly due to typhus?"
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those fucking mushrooms are fucking real shit man fucking hell
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>>543285739
>pedestrian bourgeois slop
kek he was such a retard. Goebbels carried the NSDAP so hard.
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>>543286437
it was 'mostly due to the same reasons everyone else in all of history hated them and wanted them gone'
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>>543286385
>Maybe his teachers were snobby and pretentious?
I'm p sure this was the case but also it was a very esteemed place he was attempting to get into
maybe Hitler should have bo'ho'd around France for a bit with a band of actors and got addicted to absinthe or something
it didn't happen but it's fun to think about it

I'm pretty sure if Hitler had become an artist someone else would have still been Hitler though
in this timeline we got the Hitler we got and we're stuck with him
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>>543281008
Alright cockfaces
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>>543286497
Can't believe TikTok existed all the way back in the BC, smdh
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>>543286437
people who say this are the exact same type of person that ends up rejecting future dictators from art school
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>>543285563
Easier to blame rich people than admit browns are fucking retarded
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>>543285676
and a mirror, yeah it's satire. I don't understand GTA 6 hate grifters, It's the most ambitious game Rockstar has ever made, they've always built on top of their previous projects whereas most developers just turn out copy paste slop
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>>543286596
Isn't that a good thing?
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>>543286599
browns are retarded and it's rich peoples fault they're here
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>>543286385
>Maybe his teachers were
Jews. Prob how the whole thing started
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>>543286590
i can usually tell a jew just from the way they act, their general aura. Not to be trusted. Negative spirits. Don't like at all
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>>543285563
>It's more believable that they've got no agenda at all.
No it isn't. Their agenda is to maintain their class position and in turn their wealth. It's why Capitalist parties always use race baiting when election time comes around. They know it's an easy way to get the White Goyim to vote for them and against Left Wing parties who might threaten their position. This was on show during the NY mayor campaign when the Capitalist Jewish press tried their best to whip up the White Goyim against Mamdani. Not because they oppose Browns and live Whites but because Mamdani is a Socialist and Socialist policies pose a direct challenge to the class system.
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>>543286450
Never did much for me, probably already too fucked in the brain
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>>543286450
All well and good until you have a bad un' on shrooms.
A mate passed flat out I thought he was dead.
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>>543286894
Lmao stfu
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'course he does.
Lefty prick.
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>>543286691
Obviously goes without saying they're blaming the rich for the wrong reasons, then they'll repost a video of a yank farmer crying about not being able to hire immigrants for cheap as if that's some kind of own.
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>>543286622
I'm cynical about it but to call people expressing ambivalence as they have been "hate grifting" is a reduction isn't it?
for me it upsets me because I think about all the people in those 13 years that they um'd and ah'd about who were very much looking forward to it who haven't made it, because 13 years is a long time
that's a large percentage of people, probably as much as any holocaust

sure so when you die, you're gonna miss the end of that tv show you've been watching, your favourite band will put out some great albums you won't hear, these things happen
but 13 years is long enough to be born, grow, live and learn for yourself that 13 years is too long to ask people to wait for fucking video games - by that point you understand the concept completely because that's your whole life up to that point and you're developing your own opinion on it

those people who have died in-between probably wanted it more than I do, and the Houser brothers just couldn't give them that in a reasonable timeframe because Trump made them scared of doing a little satire and they wanted to write about a cowboy who has feelings instead

that makes me a little bit mad ngl
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>>543287131
Wow, what a novel hot take, they should call him Reheatham
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>>543287091
political polling should be illegal
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>>543286450
welcome back
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>>543281226
>vegan
I've heard he liekz bacon sandwiches
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>>543285596
He painted better then most modern contemporary artists.
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>>543287131
>Shit, my handlers have told me I can't stop the boats, what shall I do?
>I know, i'll blame brexit like everyone always does on the left!
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>>543287440

Tony has told him he needs to drag our carcass back into the EU before 2029.
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>>543282959
My daughter rang me from Poland asking me why she got a government information booklet in Ireland about emergency prep, then a letter in Poland on what to do in an air strike. Both within the last few days.
Yes, when governments everywhere are telling you to prepare. You should.
Chaos is coming. It's going to be the kind where lots of people die.
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Shooting gallons of cum everywhere
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>>543287534
dirty girl
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>>543287534
based lecithin enjoyer
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>>543287514
what are you preparing for exactly?
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>>543287495
Won't happen because then they won't be able to blame their shortcomings on something the general left agree was bad. Quickest way to fix everything would be to join the EU and have them ban Reform as a foreign agent party or some shit.
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i'd store food if i had room for it
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The Usual Suspects
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>>543287514
>what to do in an air strike
kek lmao even. are the russians going to teleport from donbas?
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>>543287643
give war a chance
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>>543287514
>when governments everywhere are telling you
you should probably do the opposite
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>>543287683
he's a /uhg/ NAFO tranny
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>>543287683
russia has done airstrikes like 10 miles from the polish border
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>>543287514
>Chaos is coming.
How kek. How can Russia in their view be getting rekt by Ukraine but also still be strong enough to take over continental Europe?
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>>543287729
how goes the denazification?
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>>543287757
wouldn't take much to cause abolute fucking chaos, especially in the yookay where everything is run in a just-in-time fashion
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>>543286894
Their agenda is to wipe out the white working class and replace them with foreigners who will work in terrible conditions. You're not wrong, but I feel as though you aren't really hitting this point home. Global Financial Capitalism was despised by Adolf Hitler's NSDAP. There is no utopia under Communist or Capitalist rule. Perhaps communism will be more preferable when we're erased out of existence. We will have the same working standards and same society either way.

https://argentbeacon.com/films/alerta-judiada/adolf-hitler-the-man-who-fought-the-bank/
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>>543287597
A number of possibilities are all coming to a head at the same time.
The unusually hot el nino summer resulted in reduced harvests globally.
The two biggest agricultural exporters aren't exporting (Russia and Ukraine)
The two major oil producing regions aren't exporting. (Middle east and Russia)
Inflation is running dangerously rampant globally and WILL cause a financial turmoil eventually.
Politics are polarised across the developed world leading to violence.
There's a fucking lunatic in the whitehouse.
Russia is threatening to attack NATO.
Iran is going to start doing terrorisms soon.
Winter is coming.
But sure. Love island is on........
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>>543287314
low bar
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>>543287784
couldn't give a shit
total slav death
not my problem
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>>543287837
Which speaks volumes for the current artists.
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>>543287883
rapid change of tune
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Surprised doommong isnt back quoting nuclear casualty figures...
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>>543287820

A mild diesel shortage will have the entire infrastructure and economic backbone of the country in total chaos. A few supermarkets start running empty and it's all out panic.
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>>543287833
so you're going to sit in your house and eat noodles, that's the plan?
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>>543287917
>you can't hate both sides and also laugh at NAFO trannies
ok pal
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>>543287175
>just couldn't give them that in a reasonable timeframe because Trump made them scared of doing a little satire and they wanted to write about a cowboy who has feelings instead

lol get a grip. Modern games are a ball ache to make these days if you want to make something serious, otherwise it's all Ubisoft slop churned out every year. Back in the 00's you could get multiple game series to the same generation of console, now it's one game to every new generation of console.
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>>543287643
why so many of the fucking juden pets?
Man, I would love to slaughter them all just for entertainment
Look at them, They have no legitimate claim to life
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>>543287820
Tbf if I was in charge of destabilising countries without actually being at war i'd ship in loads of foreigners causing over population while eroding national culture.
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>>543287683
Poland has already been hit by a number of drones and a cruise missile. The other day a russian helicopter invaded their airspace, there have been three actual attacks, one burned down an electronics factory, one burned down a drone manufacturer and a few days ago a starlink ground hub was damaged in an arson attack.
The Russians are attacking all over Europe and here too.
This IS a politics board, right? You guys are aware of what's happening politically speaking?
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>>543287928
He's streaming.
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Just puked fml
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>>543287745
That would really worry me if I lived a thousand miles away in eastern Poland
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>>543287728
Your edginess will get you killed. That'll take the edge off ya.
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>>543287757
>when the crimethinker gives you such oldspeak that you just have to give them that goodthink stare
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>>543287952
ok let's hear how much you supposedly hate russia

>>543287942
he plants to get ganked in his house by roving roadmen

>>543287911
yes, anon, contemporary art is all tracey emin and pollock
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>>543287942
No. I'm going to Ukraine to volunteer for three months. I'm not a normal person.
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>>543288019
did you even read his post?
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He's got the look ngl
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>>543288123
helps if I attach the pic , spastic
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>>543288019
You might have heard about us getting involved the last time Poland was attacked? Them being our allies even without NATO?
Ring any bells?
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>>543287992
>3 arson attacks
that's hardly the start of ww3. you've been reading too many tom clancy novels.
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told ya
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>>543288164
>us getting involved the last time Poland was attacked?
did we? As far as I remember we didn't do shit for Poland.
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>>543288158
those are definitely a killer's ears
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>>543286950
prolly didn't have enough
>>543287048
that's not very good
>>543287244
still going man
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You lucky lucky bastard
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>>543288158
helps if you attach the mink, spasitoc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlVI7ZNiFlI
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>>543288082
The high valued ones certainly are. Let's not forget banksy either.
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Putin doesn't directly invade anyone but drops a nuke in the North Sea. How fucked would we be
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>>543288258
who give a fuck about value
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LONGHOUSE
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>>543288289
Money launderers.
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>>543288173
How about flying explosive drones into an antonov 124 loaded with bombs over the city of Leipzig?
Do you guys not understand how close we are to war.
That one alone would have killed hundreds and injured thousands. Instant fucking war.
Then there's the attacks on Estonia (where we have assets stationed)
Today they threatened the suwalki gap (which has Germans stationed)
This isn't some fucking game any more. An attack IS coming.
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>>543288268
if it goes off above the north sea, we'll be EMP'd and all our computers will stop working. If they drop it in the sea itself? we'd barely notice
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>>543288268
the invasion already happened. The talk of war with russia is just a prelude to arming the niggers to slaughter you for the glory of Israel
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>>543288291
I could easily beat the shit out of this guy without even breaking a sweat
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>>543288211
Oh fuck off you stupid little cretin.
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>>543288251
I would probably move straight to the US and build an armoured compound to hide in.
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>>543288110
Yes Poland but why would anyone in the UK or Ireland be afraid of Russia? They can barely project power 100km into Ukraine, they've never been less of a threat to us.
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>>543288192
Austrian
>>543288192
Equine
>>543288192
Painter
>>543288192
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>>543288363
It's not about being afraid. It's about preparing for the chaos it WILL bring.
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>>543288361
I'd be like Farage's crypto bro and fuck off to Thailand
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>>543288358
you're obviously upset at the truthfulness of my statement
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>>543288158
This is a running theme. You have to check this video out man, it's disgusting. If you were a serial killer, you would work in one of these positions. If somebody killed my family member on purpose through manipulation, you can guarantee that's not the end of the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUg5Mu37jik
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>>543288447
Sure. Another person's country is where you want to be in a war.....
Ever read any history?
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>>543288465
No. I'm just sick of your useless social club for losers you pretend is a political board.
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>>543288235
Nah, same thing with coke. Only thing that tickled my stubbornly repressed consciousness was E
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>>543288235
I never got on with shrooms because the shroom superentity and me are too aware of each other
which is a shame, they are incredibly potent and lots of people love them but I have the same problem talking to mushrooms that I do with people, if that makes sense?

I genuinely envy people who can have a benign relationship wit the mushroom, me and it just can't get along
have a good trip :^)
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>>543287962
>GTA IV released 4 years after GTA SA
>GTA V released 5 years after IV
I would have happily accepted 7 years and a crappier game that is funnier and funner to play
then they could use all this amazing technology on brand new GTA games that don't just reuse the same three cities forever
we'd already be talking about GTA VII

and yeah by their own admission, you can find the Houser brothers expressing similar ambivalence about writing satire in the immediate post-Trump aftermath
the words "beyond satire" was thrown around a lot in those days by creatives having an off-day because they couldn't think of anything to say about it, and I think it's a terrible excuse

American Horror Story wrote a series satirising the MAGA movement and it was the best one



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