I don't think women actually care that you "smell sexy" they just realize you spent a lot of money on cologne and that triggers the attraction.I had a friend that bought dupes of high end Lous Vuitton and we were at the club when some chick was all over him and said he smelled so good what was he wearing, he said it was a dupe of LV called Rain or something and instantly she leaned away and was like>A 'dupe'? So like, a knock off?!And completely dismissed him and walked away, even though 2 seconds ago she was all over him.I don't think they care about the scent, just that you can drop hundreds on the bottle. That's why AXE gives them the ick and they hate it so much, because foids know it costs $8.99 and not $350+
>>543284276I'm into fragrances. I don't buy them for other people. I buy them because I enjoy smelling them and they bring me peace and sometimes nostalgia.
Things that never happened, the post.
>>543284276who cares? cologne has been ruined by shitskins and sand niggers, just like german automobiles and gold jewelry. i just use deodorant now.
i like baccarat rouge, but it's $600 a bottle
>>543284375fucking this
>>543284507Thats one of my favorite funnily enough. And no, 70ml bottles can be had for 200 regularly
>>543284276>That's why AXE gives them the ick and they hate it so much.To be fair, AXE is kind of ass. I buy Afta aftershave fresh scent from Walmart; it's a superior product/scent to AXE (or the $350+ cologne) and it's only $2.99 per bottle. I've been told I smell great all the time and just respond with it's my personal trademark. To be honest, if a woman is turned off by me looking for value in a product then she's retarded and not worth investing any time in.
>>543284276Everything thing that claims to make you attractive to women is a psy-op when you are an ugly manlet, are you good looking? Then it doesn’t matter, Are you an ugly manlet? Then spend your money on a rope instead
There's certain sweet-smelling colognes and certain aggressive, manly colognes and they only work if you look the part. Cologne is meant to enhance what you already have. My friend is a 6'4 buff chad who wears nothing but cheap walmart cologne and he never gets complimented on it, most people say he wears too much and it's infuriating to be around him when he goes out. He never tells them the brand because they just straight up don't care. I gave him some Tom Ford one day and he gets compliments all the time. Tom Ford is an aggressive cologne for manly men.I myself wear Paco Rabanne because I'm a short, 5'6 sweet looking guy, and the fragrance itself is sweet and smells almost floral. Girls have always told me I smell good and my last girlfriend stole articles of clothing just to sniff it randomly. That kind of fragrance wouldn't work on a tall strong dude, they would think he's girly. But because I am a short guy with a sweet face, I wear sweet cologne and girls instinctively like it more than something like Versace Eros.
>>543284276For me, it's Axe Body Spray. I hate how it smells, but I enjoy making other people smell it.
>>543284609Cute
>>543284276I have yet to find a cologne that genuinely and i mean to-the-line emulates the smell of of Pacific Northwest petrichor, nor have i found any scent blend that doesnt immediately reveal itself as a fabrication, even if its extracts are from source materials and non-artificial. Does anyone here have any recommendations that exceed my expectations with cologne? For example, I was on a kick of searching cologne-making methods, in an attempt to perfectly capture the fragrance of the thistle flower. If that level of specificity has been matched, id love to hear about it
>>543284276>he said it was a dupe of LV called Rain or somethingShe got the ick because he sounds like a cringey social retard, not because of the cologne itself.
>>543284654it's impossible to know what any of this shit smells like before you buy it or how an item will fit and look on you, this isn't the 1990s. you're like a ghost who's trapped in his childhood forever.
>>543284276Women can't tell cheap frags from expensive ones, and certainly can't identify which frag you're wearing unless it's turbo normie slop like Sauvage. High end frags are heavily overpriced with 100x markups, but very cheap frags usually have shitty performance even though they smell good. Middle of the road stuff is the best bang for your buck, Zara is particularly good (women often aren't that bothered if they know it's a Zara frag vs similarly priced Arab clones), Missoni, Davidoff, Monte Blanc, Lalique also all decent and reasonably priced.
>>543284276not if you have that old guy smell. Dafuq are you spending money on this shit before that?
>>543284654>Tom Ford is an aggressive cologne for manly men.Tom Ford is a homosexual fashion designer and his company makes a wide variety of different fragrances.
>>543284276Everyone loves good smells. Men and women.As long as its not "ultramale", in which case 300 men having sex with one another at once while a gay movie plays on screen is less gay than wearing "ultramale"But what your friend stumbled upon were just plain old gold digging whores. Nothing to do with smells. BTW, most good fragrances have excellent "dupes" I tried the original "creed aventus" and the dupe "something night", and the latter absolutely smellmogs the former
Did you know jeet marketers in Dubai and India shill colognes in /fa/ 24/7 and the mod is behind them?
>>543284980You probably want Zoologist
>>543284276Of course Nigga.
>>543284828>olfactory terrorismstochastically based
you can buy a bottle of bay rum for 20 bucks and smell like your grandfather instead of a faggot
>>543285519Bay Rum makes you smell like a xmas candle
>>543284276Idk they all smell like chemicals to me, I only wear them because the normie (female controlled) world hates anything natural or healthy
>>543285395thanks anon, after looking through their selection and style my interest is piqued
>>543284375Ermeghildo Zegna Pronto Uomo or death (its discontinued now)
>>543285519I don't want to smell like a pretentious hipster faggot though
>>543284959It's actually a good test to be upfront with women on the type of aftershave. That way they have the opportunity to expose themselves as worthless NPC idiots. If they respect the fact I'm looking for value in products I use, they gain a point.
This is my shit right here. I love the scent and women always compliment it.
>>543286303That's a classic, Armani aqua, and versace per homme probably would sit well on your bioflora
I literally cannot tell the difference between ASS body spray and "real" cologne. It all makes you smell like a fruity blowpop. I have never used cologne and never had issues getting attention from girls, I think it's a cope.
>>543284276Nothing foids do is based upon reason or conscious thought, but instead is entirely based upon instinct and subconscious whims. So whether a foid likes your chosen fragrance or not is completely random due to the momentary chemical composition of the hormonal soup she calls her "brain" at that very instant. Her reaction could then turn into the diametric opposite reaction 30 seconds later, for totally unrelated "reasons."
>>543284276I wear old spice deodorant and my wife sniffs me constantly.I mean, it smells fine, I guess.
>>543284276There isn't cologne in nature, so what do you think. There's obviously no biological basis for it.
>>543286383I will try those out next time I need to buy cologne. Thanks anon
moids smell like shit so they have to cover it up
>>543284276yes. I wear regular deodorant and women say I smell so good.only niggers and jeets really need tons of perfume to try to hide their horrible smell.
Every male should wear at least 15 sprays of Dior Sauvage before they leave the house.
>>543288455Bro I get nauseous when fags like you enter a room and I am not convinced that you attract any female with it
>>543288380This jeet can't handle the bantz, he is on the verge of an heroing LMAO
>>543287909>he doesn’t wear pure frankincense co2 oilStuff is cheaper than most current designer frags, lasts days with just a few dabs, and smells like bright cherubic citrus, pine, waxy crayons and pencil shavings. Smells literally divine, and is 100% natural
>>543284276I don't consider the application of colognes to be part of the grooming process. It's an extension of the hygiene process, like shaving.Try some of this and you will "get" colognes and why men wear them.
I wear Naxos, it smells amazing to me and also to other people which is a nice bonus
>>543286303A "compliment" about your cologne taken as validation marks you as "cologne guy." "Compliments" on their own are people telling you in the politest way they can that you are wearing way too much.
>>543284398many such cases
I carry around a small vial of high-grade gasoline that rub under my neck. Bitches love the smell of gas and it had the added bonus of women belieivng my luxury auto importer grift.
>>543288510Not wearing 15 sprays (minimum) of Dior Sauvage is haram and punishable by lashings in Arab nations.
>>543284375Based
>>543285334Hate it to break it to you bud but nearly 99% of fashion is gay dudes and that extends to cologne. Don't ever wear anything more expensive than a toga lol
>>543284276I’ve never spent a dime on cologne lol
>masking the smell of your pheromonesthis is why yoy guys are still incels. just showering everyday is enough, niggers
>>543289546There is a study that says dabbing ball sweat on your neck effectively attracts mates
>>543289546most dudes' pheromone profiles are shit and need to be masked
>>543289586i believe it. i can smell when a woman is horny and ready and they probably can do it too.
>>543289287This
Most women don't care, or associate it with Arab/Indian behavior. Smelling clean will likely have a bigger impact than being perfumed.
>>543289287>I drive lamborghini my friend I wear rolex you like the fragrants?? It very exclusive you not find this one, the beard I waxing it babygirls they love to kiss me. Lamborghini, bro. My cousin have sex with Ashley Tisdale from Sweet Life Of Zack And Cody.
>>543288878Exactly. The spots you're supposed to place it are your neck and your wrists. When women touch you in a flirty way, your body temperature rises across those areas and vaporises the scent so they get a tiny whiff or it "stains" them with your scent. It should only be detectable once a women gets close enough to you. If they can smell you as you walk past, that is far too much.
>>543284276Cologne makes me sneeze and itch. A shower and deodorant is more than enough for anyone.
>>543289744That's my habibi
>>543289744I feel like I've heard these exact words before.
>>543284276it certainly has an impact.this is clearly a shill thread. get montblanc legend black for like 40 bucks and thank me later.
>>543284276it's almost certainly not "cologne". Why do Americans says "perfume" for women and "cologne" for men?is it so hard to call it what it is?it's like seeing a truck and calling it a taxiand seeing a car and calling it a wheelchair
>EDT>EDT EXTREME (added smoke and strawberry note)>EDT EDP (Added a fuckton of vanilla)>EDT Parfum (chilli pepper and star anise)>EDT Elixir (Jasmine, mint and leather notes)>EDT Absolu (Aquatic notes)>EDT Absolute (ambroxan and pineapple dominant)>EDT Absolu Elixir EDP (Elephant dung) and EDT Absolu Elixir EDT (Iris and suede) coming out in 2027 make sure to read the fine printMake it stop. The flankers smell nothing like the originals, the naming is getting absurd and Luna Rossa Ocean EDT, Luna Rossa Ocean EPD and Luna Rossa Ocean Le Parfum smell neither like Luna Rossa or the ocean. Meanwhile I can't find Bvlgari Aqua and get this, it smelled like the ocean. Who would have guessed a cologne named Aqua would like a body of water, what a coincidence with the name.
>>543288878What happens when women randomly just sniff you without saying anything? Like you'll be at a bar and they'll just put your arms on you and start sniffing like a bloodhound. Do they secretly hate it?
>>543289792>your neckno, fren. don't do that.
>>543289824>Cologne>A shower and deodorantyou've misunderstood; these things are not substitutes for each other.
>>543284276Whatever it is I fucking hate it. You niggers stink worse than any body odor.
>>543284276Yes and no. Women do have an unnaturally strong sense of smell, almost like a dog, but they've also all learned that guys are just going to be smelly. They do appreciate it when a guy smells good, though, but it's not like getting a certain smell will make you irresponsible to women. Just smelling fresh and clean will do the job, but if you have a pleasant scent like cinnamon or something subtly wafting off you they'll think it's neat.
>>543284605>It's only an insane rip off not a delusional oneFucking retards
>>543284276> Your ancedote You're all just young and naive. She's trying to live in a TV show.
>>543284276Fragrances aren't a scam. Humans have been using scented alcohol for thousands of years.
>>543288878Except I don't wear too much. I spray my wrists and my neck. I get compliments when in close proximity, and also I'm not an autist who can't tell when women are mocking me instead of flirting with me.
1pbtidChicks don't care what you smell like as long as it isn't BO. I've had several GFs get wet for just curve. It smells good.
>>543290233She's trying to get close enough to you to see what kind of watch youare wearing. This determines whether you go home alone or wake up in a hotel room alone and $30K poorer.
>>543290118>BvlgariI got one as a sample that smells great and I only use it for special occasions because it's discontinued. I won't tell you which one because I have the market cornered.
>>543289792That's exactly how I apply my cologne though. I didn't say that I get "compliments" from 20 feet away. I get them from women I am in close proximity with. I'm also not autistic so I understand when a woman is flirting with me.
Any of you tried Tom Ford Noir Extreme Parfum? Hard to get a sample online that ships here without crazy shipping
>>543290760If people can smell CK One on you from more than 6-8 inches away, you are definitely wearing way too much. Here's a test for you - if you can still smell that CK One that you applied by time you leave the house, you are in a cloud. If you are going to a club, I guess that's fine. If you are going to work, not fine.
>>543290324Why? Spraying the neck draws women towards your face
>>543284276cologne is overrated, body sprays/essential oils are better (not axe or other goysprays). use a good shampoo, a good soap, and have an essential oil you personally like/women compliment you over.
>>543284276High end anything is for retards who think owning expensive thing = success.Watch Speed's video on how streetwear was invented. You used to have to be in a specific club, so having the jacket meant something. Jews flipped it on its head so now you can buy access (and pay sales tax.)
>>543290628huh? i get mine from discounters and reddit. if youre paying retail, you are the retard
>>543290324Amouage has really nice stuff. I visit the factory store in Oman a few years agl, I was really impressed. Brought back some Epic for one of my sisters (it's expensive as fuck in Europe and hard to find), it mesmerized some people and small children would remember her for this ("She's the one who smells nice").Any comment on that one? Beyobd the price I'm afraid any male perfume from Oman will reek of Oud and incense.>>543284276Standard and cheap cologne (not perfume) will do the job and make you smell like her father. Most of the rest is exaggerated.>>543289287In France Eau Sauvage is the typical grandfather smell. Has its uses, I have a bottle.
>>543291067I'm a grown man, not a brown subhuman. I don't apply twenty sprays all over my body like an idiot. I spray my wrists and my neck.6 to 8 inches is crazy. You're pulling numbers out of your ass. I have smelled other people from over a foot away without their cologne/perfume being overpowering. More importantly, like I said, I'm not autistic so I can read genuine compliments.
>>543290796Claiborne colognes are much more impressive than the price tag might indicate. Claiborne for Men is one of my favorites. Get the older formulation in the frosted bottle that is kind of a gross, swamp green color, not the clear stuff in the clear bottle. You'll smell like you're staying at the best hotel in town.
>>543286303That is indeed a classic. Smells great. If you wanna go goth drakkar noir
You want a woman who hates colonge and likes your natural odor because she'll hate the other men that put it on. If she doesn't like your smell it isnt meant to be
>>543291277no, i have tested more than 200 fragrances designers and niche. there is definitely a difference in quality and longevity. designers smell artificial and is rough around the edges which leads to headaches and migrains. niche on the other hand are made with better quality ingredients and tend to have layers of notes that progress as you wear it. even in the final stages of the dry down are super pleasant because of the high quality musks. for instance creed aventus, my favorite part of that fragrance is the opening (tart juicy pineapple) and the end with this nice warm woody musk.
>>543284276i use raccoon piss and tell them its louis futoni dont know if louis futon even makes a cologne
>>543291427I dunno. You sound fairly brown to me.
>>543284654This post gave me the gay.
>>543291498Aventus is upwards of $400/bottle. CDNIM, $30, and you could wear it every day until you were a million years old and never once get called out for wearing a dupe or getting/giving anyone a headache unless you marinate yourself in it.
>>543284507>>543284605These niggas are wearing Ariana Grande -Cloud unironically lmao
>>543291719had cdnim, yea its similar but i just prefer aventus. like i said i dont wear it for other people. and btw aventus can be had for 200-250 if you actually shop around>>543291785i know what you mean but on me it smells like a dentist office which i really enjoy. i feel like a clean fuckboy if that makes sense
>>543286303I possess a bottomless well of hatred for that shit. 90% of it comes from the fact that scent is tied so closely to memories, but the remaining 10% comes from the fact that a girl I was dating a long ass time ago doused fucking everything in it. Her and I were 19 and we lived together in the apartment I was renting while I worked my way through school. She also worked, and, one day, when she gets home, our neighbor told her that she saw some girl in our apartment earlier that day. I came home from work and the place was fucking trashed. Dishes were broken, she smashed my TV, cut up clothes, the works. I ask her what her fucking problem is and she screams at me about having some girl over. The girl in question was my fucking sister, who I had asked to come over because she and her best friend went into business together and ran a little company that cleaned homes, offices, and apartments. I wanted her to look through the place and identify any areas that needed work done before I moved out later on that year. Even when I had my sister come over and then had the neighbor verify that it was my sister she had seen, the histrionic cunt still didn't believe me. I made her pack her bags that night and booted her ass out.Fuck you, Miranda.
>>543284276Used sparingly and with restraint, scents are ok. It helps greatly to find one that matches you. Bathing in a scent like you're a teen who just got out of gym class, no. Axe type of scents tend to smell cheap and like a gym class. But expensive only matters with a gold digger. Actually, that could be a gold digger test. If she compliments a scent, tell her it's a knockoff, even if it isn't. Nothing beats just being clean, though. t. actual femanon
>>543292079Nothing kills the vibe of dropping two and a half bills on a near-niche product but having to throw elbows with jeets at Costco to get that price.I hope you don't buy it online. Ever ask yourself why empty Aventus bottles go for $50 on eBay? And by the way, Creed changed the sprayer mechanism. It's not attached to a crimped cap anymore. It's a plastic assembly that pops right off in it's entirety. Making refills easy and convenient - except that Creed doesn't sell refills.
>>543292256>t. actual femanonShow your titties bitch
>>543292153Sounds like BPD. I'm guessing the sex was incredible.
>>543291562
>>543292256Pro tip for men - if you ever use pic related - and you should, it's outstanding - if some chick asks just tell them it's Nautica Pure Discovery. Actually you could also up your game and say Bond Wall St. now that Success costs about the same.
>>543292281costco has a stellar return policy but you already knew this. and creed does sell refills
>>543292153>MirandaIf the first thing you learn about a chick is a three alarm red flag, anything that happens after that is on you. Hopefully the sex makes it worth it.
>>543284375They say smells have a powerful effect on memory and association. When I used to smell women wearing the same perfume my ex used to wear, even if it was years after we broke up, my blood would run cold. It was like seeing a ghost.
>>543284276Put cologne on this and women just go craaaaaaaaazy! Cologne is the secret to get women.
>>543284276Just buy Creed Aventus, it's makes the pussy wet
>>543287909Obviously there is. Women have way better ability to discern scents and smelling good(but not like her douchey ex) is always a positive. Scents go way further than many people think, and smells can transport a person to a time and place in their past better than any visualization or sounds can. Scents go straight to the "back of the brain", there's less filtering compared to visual information. The best scent is one that's great but also distinct enough that it doesn't smell like everyone else.
>>543284276sounds like the girl had good tasted.... dupefags = poorfags = nothing to offer
>>543292783Right. That makes even more sense. $1500 for a flacon. Meanwhile CDNIM is still $30.>stellar return policyYou forgot to mention the hot dogs.
>>543292821yes absolutely. during the spring and summer i often smell this sweet grass aroma that brings me instantly back to my childhood, recess with friends, fishing with my dad, it does indeed elicit strong emotions
>>543291014yes. great winter scent. smells like Christmas morning.
>>543292961They sell gucci in walmart now.
>>543284507That shit is mid as fuck and hella overpriced and rated
>>543293029i cant help it if you cant discern quality between a middle eastern piece of shit like cdnim and aventus. its not my problem. im gonna buy and wear what i want
>>543284276I just use my natural pheromones. don't even use deodorant
>>5432842761pbtidfoidslop threadfresh foidslop breadsage
>>543284276I haven't changed my clothes in 2 months. I smell like piss and like 30 loads of dried cum, also I shat in my clothes.
>>543284507>>543284605I had this in my rotation back in 2019 but I would just buy decants so I could change by the day without spending thousands on bottles but once the burberry shirt wearing browns discovered it I retired it. I kinda gave up on frags anyway after layering ambre nuit and oud wood together, didn't really "need more"
I did a female dominated degree in college and girls used to like the cologne I would wear. I remember one day one of them say beside me and literally took a big sniff of me and said "oh my god I love your aftershave it smells so good" and I just said "thanks".
>>543284276cologne and deodorant is just megacope for pheromoneletsI haven't showered in 5 weeks and women love my musk
>>543285519Hai karate or brute, tard.
>>543284276Fresh sweat is loaded with powerful pheromones,
>>543293287>buying decantssmart. thats what i do.
>>543293246I get it. CDNIM bottles are aesthetic nightmares, and you highly value shelf appeal in case a female ever makes it to your bedroom, so you decided that it is totally worth spending an additional $240 and whatever value you attach to avoiding 90 minutes of driving to the warehouse district and back, 45 minutes fighting for a parking spot and another hour in a refugee warehouse. But for any conceivable purpose that doesn't reek of social desperation, CDNIM and Aventus are one and the same.
>>543284276I have a bunch of different fragrances both colognes and ictars from the middle east.
>>543293661I still do it from time to time just to try shit out, I'm sure its the same bug people who are into whiskey and cigars because its interesting to see if the shit they're saying is true with the "muh notes" shit
>>543291400>Standard and cheap cologne (not perfume) will do the job and make you smell like her father. Most of the rest is exaggerated.This is another of my favorites and it can be had almost for the price of shipping. I also have $200 bottles of shit I wore once then put away for good (TF Tobacco Oud comes to mind).If you want to trigger latent daddy issues to get a girls attention, I suggest exploring the Lalique line or some of the Halstons that have been around since the 1970s.
>>543285259Lacoste discontinued the green one i liked and sauvage was the only thing remotely close. Love me depp slop simple as
>>543290050What it is, toilette water in French. People get grumpy when I bring that up.
>>543287909Except flowers, and animal musk, and...
>>543294148I wandered into the US distributor for Swiss Arabian in Las Vegas once thinking it was a retail store. It was just a shipping hub but the manager invited me in and we spent a chunk of the afternoon going through their line, and I ended up spending around $400. I took one whiff of pic related and blurted out "I'll take it" without even knowing the price. He showed me a vial of Cambodian Oud that he told me sells for $1200 per gram, and showed me how to use oils like Musk Malaki to layer colognes. They had some amazing stuff in the most stunning packaging you could imagine. Surprisingly, most of their line is moderately priced and they maintain a decent inventory at Amazon.
>>543293821couldnt care less about shelf appeal, i dont get girls anyway. >>543294148im guilty of that. spent thousands on decants and my list of full bottle worthy frags is quite small
>>543284375Anyone else remember whale-tail dot com?
>>543289546I use cologne too enhance my natural scent it mixes with your natural pheromones spray it under my armpits get some many compliments regularly only a handful bother some people
>>543288455Why are •indians like this?
>>543294803Skip the chemical calisthenics and just use this. It actually smells like armpit into which a tiny amount of cologne accidentally spilled. I keep the bottle in case they ever implement a no fragrance policy at work to get in one last shot.
>>543294933DID YOU JUST CALL ME INDIAN?THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
>>543284276They love fragrances on men. But you need something that blends well with your own chemistry and not just something that acts like a layer. Buying something that’s like a layer is like buying the most basic set of nice clothes. It’s boring and youre not the model wearing them. When you get something that mixes well with your own chemistry, then that’s the accessories to the clothing. The layering. The jewellery. The watch. Etc. And choice of fragrance also has to work with- and against your personality and physical looks. If you’re a very neat normal guy, then a clean safe fragrance makes you boring. But you might not be able to pull off something a bit more dirty either because it crashes too much with how you look and act. And let’s say you have lots of tattoos. Face tattoos. Maybe bald. Stubble. Tall. You might look intimidating. Maybe look borderline druggie. If you then dress very nice. I mean overly preppy. Then you can pick and choose whatever you like. But if you dress in a t shirt and camo shorts, then you need something extremely clean to even out the dirty look. But if you’re a neat looking person it’s always harder. You can’t go to any extremes. But a general tip. If you want to go dirty, never go vanilla. Go with spices. (Some vanilla is fine, but not much). And if you go clean, get some vetiver in there, but only if you look clean. Vetiver gives that little extra funk.
>>543284398People can just go on the Internet and lie like that?
>>543295241Like clothing, you also need to match the occasion. Older formulations of pic related have a strong cigarette ash vibe, perfect for taverns or basically anywhere in Las Vegas.
>>543284276i grow my own cologne
This one has a top note that actually smells like popcorn. Be careful with it - the bottle has like 200 razor-sharp corners. Drop it on your foot and you'll bleed out before you can find your phone.
>>543294673>im guilty of that. spent thousands on decants and my list of full bottle worthy frags is quite smallI've only ever bought one bottle and got two others as gifts from family because they liked whatever I was wearing and a drawer full of 10ml bottles kek>>543294656just reading your other posts you're a full blown frag schizoid freak and to sound like a redditfag I'm all here for it. unironically made me open like 5 tabs on fragrantica and relit the spark I had after being dead for years
>>543294656Fucking revolting>brown goat fucker smellLiterally subhuman
hoes always mire my spicebomb
you faggots unironically wear perfume? wow thats gay
>>543284276I make this and it's actually pretty nice.
Jovan Musk is peak pussy slay cologne
>>543284609You damn right.
Women love musky arse sweat smell, trust me. The hygiene jew doesn't want you to know this.
Most of you niggers are posting the most dogshit frags known to man, which is to be expected of /pol/. Post some good shit please
>>543287909Doesn't matter. Do you not get turned on when a sexy woman wears a beautiful perfume? Same concept.
>>543284276I literally wear lady's stetsonits like $8 for the small bottle
>>543292821I have the same thing with my dead momshe wore ysl black opium
>>543295241Overthinking it that much is beta behavior. Wear whatever scents you personally like.
>>543288878CKone literally is like the lightest of colognes, it lasts at most 4 hoursalso its like $20, its not even a (((high value))) marker its cheap
>>543297110Thoughts on this one?>>543296261
>>543284276good smells smell goodtelling people that you buy cheap fake stuff is cringei buy cheap fake stuff and i just don't tell people
>>543287909THERE ALSO ISNT SEXY LINGERIE IN NATURE DIPSHIT
>>543284276my favorite and daily wear is A&f fierce. its very nostaligic to me
>>543294673>creedcant you literally just go to a JCpenneys or Macy's or something and get a free sample?
>>543297753Not a fan of cedar or rosemary, but woody scents are nice (moreso for men than women, but usually still universally pleasant)
>>543296127Yeah, getting pussy is also gay.By the way, how's your mom doing?
>>543297814My nigga, didnt know they still made it
>>543297807Fractals are the lingerie of nature, tbqhwy.
>>543284276AXE you say? AXE is true luxury, a profligate self indulgence. Me? I stick with Mennen Blue. Cheaper than Old Spice. I'm cheap but I swear by god I'm gonna get me a $30,000.00 Cdn computer or it's present equivalent. Hopefully the RTX 6090's will be plentiful....
>>543284276Cologne is on that bucket list of things to figure out. A scent that reminds people of me. Right now I’m in the “not stink as to offend you” region
>>543284276>gives them the ickAxe is single handedly giving beaner men a reason not to bath.The only time I smell that shit is on beaners, and then from 50'+ away. What attracts beaners to Axe???
>>543285843>or death >its discontinued nowClearly, you're not committed to your passions.
>>543284605>And no, 70ml bottles can be had for 200 regularly>meanwhile theres literal knock offs of baccarat rouge and creed aventus mixed together for like $20
>>543298143In Vancouver it's turkroach rape baby Greeks and wannabe coke dealer sikhs.
>>543284980>emulates the smell of of Pacific Northwest petrichor,LV Orage
>>543284276Anyone else like Lagerfeld Classic? Woody tobacco scents.
>>543297871>Creed samples >Penneys and Macy'sgotta go to Nordstroms or Neiman Marcus for Creed samples
>>543285362This is the only post that matters. Nuke Dubai and nuke New Delhi
>>543297871Those samples aren't large enough for you to really test the fragrance. There are many that I really liked but ended up not liking after a few wears. That bottle in my pic is a 50 ml decant and I'm still not sick of it>>543298240Haven't tried probably never will>>543298305LOVE orage
>>543294345This. My crazy ex was crazy over my paco rebane because it smelled like her dad. Best sex ever.
>>543284980>>543285395>>543298305I think you all need to stop and read this. I'm not being a jerk. I think you'll love it.
>>543284276I have never got a compliment on cologne, but I get lots of compliments over the smell of my pipe tobacco. If a woman was fond over her pipe smoking granpa she'll get all googoo eyed with you.
>>543284980Orage is a great petrichor scent and so is le labo baie 19. Tdh is also really nice if your into earthy scents. Patchouli is the main character in those scents so you gotta like it otherwise it won't be for you
>>543298534I meant THIShttps://victorianweb.org/decadence/huysmans/10.html
>>543298140>bucket list of things to figure out. A scent that reminds people of mePro tip: cologne is vastly more effective in this regard as a subtle aura than a scent cloud. It is best when the people around you are barely consciously aware of your smell.
>>543297704Which means that if anyone further than a foot away can smell it, that's probably because you applied half a quart. The problem with that is that even though CK one is a "light scent," the middle notes are heavy floral and those linger, but not in a floral way. It's more of a stench. If you want one that fades uniformly, get an aquatic. Nautica make a shitload of different types.Or go with something like Guerlain Imperiale or 4711 if you want to go to town applying cologne but don't want birds dropping dead out of the sky as you walk to your car.
>>543298578>>PatchouliWell yeah kek....smell of the NW hahaha
>>543298708Is it popular on the northwest? Never been
>>543295883It's actually been a while for me as well. It's amazing how much you remember with the slightest prompting. If you do look more closely into this given the time passed, prepare to be shocked at how much you have to pay to buy the colognes you still have. I paid $11 for my bottle of Success. New in box goes for over $200 now. Even that KISS crap I posted above is well over $100.
These are the same Slavshits and Jeets shilling for Citizen, Rolex, and Casio wrist watches. Nobody gives a fuck about your wrist fedoras.
>>543298463modern fragrances like (((MFK))) are literally just synthetic approximations, virtually all modern "designer" fragrances are easily replicatedonly niche US fragrance makers still use actual real oakmoss and musk nowadays because of (((EU regulation))) and such
>>543298756Only because about 1/3 of the population up here are burnt out hippie types or lesbians. But they like that earthy shit. Fragrances like Molinard use something that smells a little more medicinal although if you like dirt, I'm sure there's fragrances that use that type as well.
>>543298707>Which means that if anyone further than a foot away can smell it, that's probably because you applied half a quarttheres not a single teenage broccoli hair or greasy armenian covering them selves in CKone to the point your eyes water, its a lighter pleasant scent like most older 1990s synthetics like Issey miyake or dunhill, its not really a putrid scent bomb cologne for assholes that spray half a bottle on themselves
>>543284276Ive gotten laid with just Irish Spring. YNs need to step ip their game and focus on personality
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>>543298492If only there were a way to know that in advance instead of relying on blind luck. Paco Rabanne is a good guess though given the era in which it had its greatest popularity. Drakkar Noir is probably a high percentage play too, but keep in mind that there are a bunch of fragrances that smell just like it because it's a classic scent and people wear it for a wide variety of reasons. Duc de Vervin, Caesar's Man, Taxi, Lomani for Men, Gucci Nobile - and those are off the top of my head.
>>543292961Love Creed, also a fan of Penhaligons, Santa Maria Novella, Buly and Acqua di Parma. Long story short get something from an actual company that makes primarily fragrances and not some gay clothing company that makes fragrances as a side thing (CK1, Burberry, etc)
>>543299048I wear fragrances because I enjoy them, getting compliments from the opposite sex is just icing on the cake.... and nobody thinks they are getting laid solely on their scent.
>>543299044You can certainly do a lot worse than CK One if you decide to go light. I use it myself. But for "light" I stick with citrus and light woody notes like cedar.I decided a long time ago that there is a large segment of my collection that's strictly for wearing around the house. I very much enjoy them, but there's really no way to "lightly" apply a rose-leather oud.If you really want something with room clearing firepower, get an original bottle of Giorgio Beverly Hills. It's a syrupy, honey-patchouli bombardment. You don't really "wear" it. You detonate it. I have a 1 oz bottle that I open and smell once in a while - never actually worn it though. 100ml bottles go for two bills now.
>>543299048if its any indication on what a rip off people pay for (((fragrances)))literally fucking (((Givenchy)))a fashion house who charges people $1100 for a pair of jeans and $700 for winter glovesthey only charge $50 for the cologne they makethats the most "designer" cologne should cost
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>>543284375You buy them for a mexican shower you dirty beaner.
>>543299449I’ll never understand why people would pay thousand of dollars to look like Jerry Seinfeld while smelling like gasoline or sandalwood. Same with all this wannabe Italian “sprezzatura” shit that looks like some fag on the beach.
>>543298914>>543298892I like to rub patchouli oil on my arms. Love patchouli
>>543299583neopalitan style suits are literally less money material wisethey dont have lining
>>543293287>ambre nuit >oud woodYou’re a fag but you have good taste
>>543299774I dontand my body chemistry's sweat doesnt agree with it either
>>543299774I hope it's not the pictured oil. You'll give yourself cancer rubbing it directly on your skin.
>>543299883Fuggg
>>543299915Take fenbendazole
>>543299915Next time just dilute it with jojoba or mineral oil first, 5 or 10 to 1.Lavender oil is even worse if you don't dilute it. Plan on a trip to the emergency room if you do that. It will be like those guys who film themselves eating ghost peppers.
>>543284276No they like it, just a very small amount for them to discover. But what works best is semen retention. You emit serious pheromones when you retain the semen and women will pick these pheromones up and get aroused
>>543299819Who wears a suit?
>>543300107people with actual jobs
>>543288455I bought some because it's such a distinctive fragrance with many levels. I tried it on myself WAY too fucking strong. I tried to spray it in my car, 2 squirts and I had to roll the windows down for weeks. Eventually it got stolen out of my car by NIGGERS and I wasn't that sad about it.
>>543300179Not even the corporate world wears suits anymore. What are you talking about?
slather your cock with cologne for best results
>>543300228Sometimes you fuck up and apply too much. It happens. Each fragrance has it's own parameters too, complicating everything. With Aventus, if I use the real deal, a single blast dead center to the clavicle is perfect. With a clone, I need 2-3 sprays to the neck area for the same effect.
My current daily driver is Versace Dylan blue. Opinions on it? I live in a rural area so I can basically wear any scent and still smell unique.
ITT: Marketers
>>543284276>Is cologne a psy-op?No. Unless you like it too much. You low IQ fag
>>543300547You really can't go wrong with it unless you overspray because it's kind of potent. Nice thing is that it's pretty much a year-around fragrance, good in any season. I don't have it but I have the Perry Ellis clone. I have to give it a little time because the top notes are heavy on the bergamot and that's not my favorite. But those notes fade within an hour and you're off with a nice mix of incense with some exotic greenery and a creamy tonka base. Good choice.
>>543284375If you're really into fragrances, you would buy the chemicals wholesale and jockey them yourself.
>>543297110Here ya go.
i got this at walmart for $7 and it mogs 90% of the fancy expensive shit you guys post
>>543298791>It's amazing how much you remember with the slightest prompting.I was actually just talking about that a little while ago to a friend of mine, I have a crazy memory but I can't recall shit unless my memory gets jogged. >prepare to be shocked at how much you have to pay to buy the colognes you still haveas long as the decants are cheap enough for whatever meme frags come up on /frag/, just been cycling through ambre nuit and oud wood but never ventured out, got full bottles of Tuxedo and bal d' afrique years ago that both have like a 1/4 dent in itI usually just follow the autists in the space to pick shit out, it was great 5-6 years ago before anyone knew what 540 or PDM were
cologne is gay as fuck, if you need weird jew chemicals to mask your stench, figure out why you smell like shit. probably from your goyslop diet. fragrance is for women and faggots. no surprise the nerds of 4chan love fragrances. homoerotic freaks
>>543300822Thanks anon. It’s nice to get assurance from someone other than a faggot YouTuber
>>543301481decent budget fragrance... has the longevity of a wet fart
Ball sweat cologne > chemical elixirs
>>543284276it took me a while before I realized they only care about your money because they want to take it
>>543292613Between the very likely case of BPD and the fact that she had a bit of chunk (this was the late 90s, so it was really only about 10-15 pounds extra, nothing like the hambeasts of today) on her, the sex was fucking wild. >>543292801At least I learned a very valuable lesson that day.
>>543287909Yea and toilet paper that shit does not grow on trees, but like cologne it can is derived from trees and nature ...
>>543301481adidas moves is better
>>543284276>pay $100 for this artificially-scented vial of water goy, the ladies love it, goyIt's just perfume for gay and effeminate faggots anyway.
>>543297807There are a lot of things where, if one of us showed it to a feral human or whatever they're called, and we said "this is so sexy huh", they wouldn't be able to relate.
>>543284276There is a reason niggers and indians spray themselfs 20 times. As a white healthy male you don't need it to attract other white females.
>>543284276La Nuit de l'Homme by Yves Saint Laurent for sexmaxxing/to get the pussy juices flowing.
>>543304136The benchods at YSL changed the formulation like 10 years ago. It still smells mostly the same but with like 1/5th of the performance. Original was a fucking masterpiece. I still have a bottle of Bleu Electrique that's closer to the original formulation than the current formulation
>>543304644I've used it since 2009. I went back to my parents house and had a very early bottle. Shit lasts 8hrs+ but the newer stuff barely lasts 2. It was watered down as it was too effective at getting pussy.
>>543304959This shit makes me mad. Used to wear it daily. Now I only use the Bleu sparingly as they also discontinued that.>it was too effective at getting pussy.
>>543297110Boss Bottled Absolu
>>543284276Last winter some guy at work ended up buying those Arab perfume oils they sell on tables outside of stations in Central London. It smelt nice and within a month, literally every other analyst to vp was wearing it and eventually one of the MDs had a little hissy fit over it on the floor which was hilarious. It smells nice, women actually compliment you on it, it's cheap af and isn't too strong. I fully understand why Ahmeds love it so much. Strangely its only the Yookay types that wear it. All the actual rich gulf state Arabs are showering in the most expensive big name brand fragrance they can get. You can barely breathe near them in Knightsbridge.Most of us are normies. If you're Chad, you could stink and women will love it anyways. If you're an average 6ft 1 zoomer that's not some estate rat, you kind of have to do everything you can to stay ahead of the game nowadays.Wear some oud, remember your fin and min routine each time you brush your teeth, work out 4 times a week and have fun.
>>543284276yes it's a psyop, but for women.wear it. not too much, but women aren't attracted by personality or waking conscious intelligent things. you need to be an "experience" for them to be around. obviously don't even tell the truth about something being a dupe. women don't value the truth. they want to be lied to.you can even wear a fake wedding ring but if they ask you about it don't say anything but make sure she knows you're interested. the fact she thinks another woman approves of you will make her more attracted to you. women can't think for themselves, they behave like an algorithm and go for guys that other women already go for. it's called pre-selection.telling the truth and being honest and sincere isn't going to fucking work. women don't want "kind" or respectful men unless it affects the specific woman in question. wear the cologne.
>>543308865P.S.as far as lying goes, do it if the lie is small. you're 5 foot 11 inches, just lie and say you're 6 feet if she asks. if she asks and your dick is 5 and 3/4 inches, just lie and say it's 6. do not tell the truth at all times.
>>543308865>you can even wear a fake wedding ringRedpill me on that part.
>>543284276Regardless of how much you spend on a fragrance it will not boost your attractiveness if you are a low SMV male. Chad could wear a $10 supermarket Cologne like Old Spice and he would get laid. Meanwhile a 5'9 slightly autistic guy with a 5/10 face and a receding hairline could wear Tom Ford Oud Wood and it won't make any difference.
>>543297578I wear black opium, that's the one, only one!
any male that wears perfume is, in fact, and i really hate to tell you guys this, a massive massive faggot.little WD40 will attract more women unironically
>>543309299women engage in pre-selection. they approve of men who have a past with other women or have the approval of other women. it's a "signal" that if other women value that man, she should value him. it's part of circular reasoning and harem psychology. it's not a logical thought process.mate-poaching might be interesting to the woman you attractthe woman you attract could have attachment issues, and there's lots of those because they're dumb and are desire what they can't have. if they think they can't have you some of them are compelled to try. like reverse psychology
>>543284276Woman here. We like good manly smell. We like you clean. Not shaved tho. Once I even complimented my coworker he smelled really nice, he said it was Picrel
tranny face
>>543284375Deus Vult, I even use them when I go to bed.
>>543286303cuck one by Calvin Klein
Good morning /fragpol/
>>543284507Quack
>>543284375This.
Posting in faggot thread.>>543309716 is right.
>>543284276Women are attracted to pheromones which is why i scrape my unwashed balls and groin area with a credit card daily and drop the residue into an alcohol solution. I can see the tears in their eyes, trying to hold back their desire, when I wear it. The nurses at this home are all into me, but I take great pleasure in denying them my purity of essence, my precious bodily fluids are mine alone.
>>543284276Love perfums. I daily wear like 8 spray of some nuclear ones. And ride the bus. It does overwhelm some few people i admit. But well. They can always buy cars.
>>543294656This is a ~300g (about 1/100th Warwick Davis for Americans) oud pot I bought at a market in Oman for 5 USD. Together with 5kg (about 5,000 AR-15 bullets for Americans) of frankincense of various grades for about $25. Smells really nice and fresh when I burn it.
>>543311820Kettleman booba
>>543312392Do you sit 5 meters apart in the bus like they wait at the bus stops in Scandinavia?
>>543284276I bought a Oud perfumes i smell like fucking incense sticks and mosque now. God it doesn't go away
>>543284828I have axe aftershave. Its the best smelling shit
>>543304644This.Not sure about "performance" comparing since I wouldn't wear the new one around anyone, but the current version lacks everything the old one had. I bought it mistakenly.
>>543298567Although I had many expensive and even fesh mass appealing ones. Red aoud was the one drawing me most compliments. Some even weird . Like people following you around and such. But that was 10 years ago. Don't know if they changed it. It was weird. Only got one weird comment once from a guy. He said you smell like death. Did love it though more than my expensive ones. It does smell like sweet tobacco though kind of. Could never described. It's one of a kind.
Drakkar Noir = god level. Gives holes the pussy-slizzers from yards away.
>>543284276wearing cologne is brown-coded, these fucks sweat like crazy in their hot countries and are too lazy to shower, sadly we were guilty of this too but for religious reasonsnordics are based and washed themselves regularly since time immemorial
>>543313397weird allah akbar durka durka moon runes. i only wear japanese smellz cos im not gonna support those jihadis.
>>543284276cologne and perfume are disgusting and I hate every single person that wears it
>>543314572Most of Europe is brown coded then. They don't wear deodorant. Instead the dump on some offensive cologne so they smell like BO and musk.
Cologne is a psyop.I just use the ambergris straight on my body like a loofah.
I use this one
>>543284276No you stinky fuck it isn't a psyop
>>543284375Is that supposed to be attractive?whale tail was a very trashy subhuman white trash behavior in the early 2000s america and the world essentially>>543294716>Anyone else remember whale-tail dot com?No, but I save it for archival purposes to see how degenerate society was.>tramp stamps and whale tattoosRemind me of mid 2000s porno videos from florida i watched as a child
I don't use fragrances of any kind and as a teenager already thought Deodorant was a grift to take my money, in particular after seeing the Axe-commercials which shamelessly insinuated Axe-Deodorant works like a pheromone that attracts and arouses females to the same degree an agri- or forestry pheromone-trap does flies or bark-beetles. If that's how stupid you think I am and how low you yourselves think you need to go in order to convince me I'm want your product, I'm questioning the very principle of it. As long as nobody is blatantly repulsed by my odor, I aint doing nothing about it beyond showering regularly and maybe washing my pits and ass a bit more than that.
>>543314973>Most of Europe is brown coded thenwell we do have immigration issues though
>>543284276i had after-shave that was so good that strange women asked me what it is. i banned it. with this after shave the women flock to you.i need to get rid of them. women are insane.
>be friendly guy>woman wants to be nice and give you a compliment>"holy shit my cologne worked"You retards will buy anything
Cologne smells disgusting smells like a lockerroom idk how dudes can wear it
don't waste you money on cologne. it's a trick to get you to waste money trying to get laid. I'm convinced women all wear perfume because their cunts stink
