>>543284743this is what happens when you pander to niggersrip in peace to endless skrimps
>>543284743Because illegal immigrants used to go there now they are deported that's why. Learn supply and demand libs.
>>543284813So how is KFC still in business?
>>543284813FIt used to be a nice place to eat in the 80's and 90's.
Red deer, red lobster, red heifer
>>543284743Where are niggers supposed to dine-and-dash on a seafood boil now?
>>543284743>black man in charge of companyYou knew it was gonna die asap.
>>543284946That picture makes me feel sad
Is it true niggers love lobsters so much? I've had some before and it was really mid, I'd much rather eat a steak
Will they still sell the biscuit mix at costco
>>543284900turns out chicken is a lot cheaper than shrimps. who knew?
>>543284743Guess the nigger couldn't save it.
Pretty sure the headline is just about one franchisee/location, retards.
>>543285042It used to be slave food. White people didn't even eat them.
were they still paying rent on their locations to the private equity company that bought them out?
>>543285039It was a better world
>>543284743Sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
>>543284743Remember when they hired a 36yo "turbo genius nigger" to fix it?
>>543285035that's what i was just about to say you fucking idiot.
Werent they just hyping up how some nigger was saving the company a few months ago?
>>543284743Wait, a year or two ago didn't Red Lobster give its operations to a black guy and pivoted to servicing a predominantly black clientelle? What happened?
>>543285042Red lobster had an infinite buffet deal and niggers were going there, ordering the buffet for one person and then all the niggers would load up and become belligerent when asked to leave with their bag full of lobster, so they got rid of it. But because the clientele had become niggers and because people don't dwant to pay a lot of money to go to a restaurant full of niggers starting fights because "wuh happen 2 da endless buffet fr fr mf", they had no customerbase and collapsed.The end result of trying to diversify your customers.
>>543285356Turns out niggers not only don't pay, but also drive away all the customers that would with their monkeyshinin.
>>543284743the last time me and the family ate there it was pretty bad. Kinda sad to see though.
>>543284743
>>543284743it was taken over by a nigger, a nigger who knows you can't both have a functioning restaurant and have it full of nigger customers at the same time.he just knew what he had to do. he manned up.
>>543284743Why are you lying kike?
>>543285356>Wait, a year or two ago didn't Red Lobster give its operations to a black guy and pivoted to servicing a predominantly black clientelle? What happened?Nothing happened OP is lying. Do any of you fucking google shit when you see it posted here?
>>543285357>The end result of trying to diversify your customers.How could they have countered it realistically without outright banning black people considering they live within a cucked society?
>>543284946holy shit how much food is he giving to that little girl?
>>543284900boomers with bad taste, kfc is not good, if you want chicken close to what they colonel made go to LEES.
>>543284743 its funny, if all these large holding companies werent government shells, they would be suing the government, the treasury, and centcom as well as the Israeli military and government and CIA for starting endless wars that drove up prices and stopped international trade so more the people could have more market power and potential.Companies need to start suing Witkoff and Kutchner too forbeing interlopers and continuing these wars for their own private benefit, causing economic terrorism to American citizens.The world can sue the Pentagon and Israel for Economic Terrorism as well as Genocide and rico.
>>543284900Old White people. Genuinely.
>>543284743A win for kosher jews
>>543284743Glad I used the gift card I got for Christmas already
>>543285686imagine being this jewish
>>543285075CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS GONE THE WAY OF THE TOMCAT
>>543284813The Red Lobster by me had minimal Niggers but no one can afford expensive seafood around here.
>>543285233
>>543284743>In the mood for some rocal seafood? Reb Robster has all the freshest from Colorado's many oceans
>>543284900kfc was dogshit since 2000 and even more bizarre is that uk angloids love that trash and subway.
>>543284743Wait a garsh darn minute.. I just a few years ago heard a story on NPR lauding the new black CEO as a genius. How is this even possible? The simple fact of the matter is that, once an establishment -- any establishment -- becomes associated with blacks, it's over. Even blacks hate going there because it's lost all its cache as a nice place to eat. I remember my last meal at Red Lobster back in the early 2000s (my son LOVED their popcorn shrimp). Over half the clientele were black...not just black, ghetto black. Raucous and boisterous. The type who insist on your making them the constant center of attention. Needless to say, my son was heartbroken when I told him there would be no more red lobster popcorn shrimp. But even as a small child, he definitely understood. It was so loud and chaotic in there neither of us had moment of enjoyment. But it's a small and tiny price to pay for the joys that rap music and thug culture being into our lives. I especially love the police state diversity necessitates. I love being treated with contempt by the establishment because they can't discriminate and therefore just treat all people like ghetto thug niggers. Diversity really has improved all of our lives in every imaginable way.
>>543284743Based. I went there for my birthday 20+ years ago when I was poor and it was nasty.
>>543284743"no"
>>543285624Probably by not encouraging niggers to eat there in the first place. All these stupid companies run by women marketing departments thought they'd make more money by appealing to criminal niggers.
>>543286023>when I was poorPoor people don't go to red lobster. You were just lower middle class.
i live in san antonio and we have a seafood place called freds fish fry that has been in business for years, its just square fish patties and fries. no one knows how its been in business this long. people think its a money laundering operation for the cartels lolanyways, seafood as fast food seems to really have gone down the shitter, why arent zoomers eating seafood?
>>543284813This. Didn’t they hire some young nigger to save the day and he brought in seafood boil shit and completely catered to niggers. Imagine eating anywhere near where a nigger could beGoodbye prototypical goyslop chain trash niggerfest
>>543285180I remember when red lobster had live lobster tanks. In the 80s and up to the mid 90s, it was an awesome place to eat. That was also back before they changed the butter biscuit recipe to the abomination most of you are familiar with. Those garlic butter biscuits used to be absolutely amazing. It's all fine now. But, again, it's just a tiny sacrifice. Think of all the positive things diversity gives us before you racists go on a tirade. Like graffiti...aka urban art. Think of how much graffiti enhances your experience in our glorious big cities.
You idiotsIt's just individual locations closing, not the whole company.But it is sad to see yet another classic American restaurant chain enshittify
But muh diversity!
>>543286075>why arent zoomers eating seafood?I don’t think Zoomers eat out actually. Boomers rant about their spending habits but senile Boomers are confusing Millennials from 20 years ago with Zoomers
>>543285495There's the genius that NPR was lavishing with praise. They are always so prescient in their forecasts. I hope a lot of die hard NPR fans rushed to buy stock in red lobster to do their bit in the fight against racism.
>>543286231>black suit>brown shoesNGMI (obviously)
/ck/ in shambles
Since OP is a degenerate, brain-addled gooner who can't be bothered to do the one [1] task he was trying to accomplish https://www.the-sun.com/money/17057628/red-lobster-restaurant-closure-sandusky-ohio/
>>543284946I too remember when America was a functional and vibrant society full of happy, friendly and helpful neighbors who believe in courtesy and manners. Those were some awful times. Our lives without diversity were a nightmare. You could sometimes drive a full mile without passing a cop. And you could tell the difference between a prostitute and a schoolgirl. We were so racist. We deserve to be destroyed for it. Hopefully we learned our lessons.
>>543284946I can't stay in this thread. Seeing pictures of the America I grew up in is agonizingly painful.
>>543284813Hedge fund buys parent company and owns all real estate, changes rent, franchises fold, part off real estate. Same thing happened to Sears.
>>543285042crab is better
>>543286529If it's not one it's the other
>>543284743>>543286438>red lobster closes a store in Sandusky OhioITT = "HURR DURR ALL RED LOBSTERS ARE CLOSED WAT DO!!?"
>>543286036Exactly. The best business strategy at this point is probably asking Quandeesha the DEIA specialist what you should do to make your business appealing to more diverse customers, then just do the exact opposite of whatever she tells you.
>>543285113yeah, I thought the young hotshot business mastermind was gonna pull through congrats on his golden parachute at least
>>543284743I suspected their lobster was just krill.
>>543284900>Layne's finally starts expanding outside College Stationit will soon be over, literally, no joke, the end is coming for everyone without some shtick like Chick-fil-a
>>543284900International sales unironically. It’s fucking huge in china.
>>543284743They should've let Black people pay with food stamps like KFC and McDonalds.
>>543286591lol fr. got old ass millennials crying over a fucking goyslop chain restaurant in here
>>543285180Subliminal demon face on the apron
>>543284743wasn't there a new black CEO that implemented a new concept. Lobster in boil bags which was popular among customers, increasing the profits?
Red Lobster isn't out of business you absolutely fucking retarded dipshit gullible faggots
>>543284946the ones around me had the whole wharf/galleon interior with a bunch of replica mounted fish everywhere.
>>543285299You are both retarded white cunts. Only one restaurant closed , the headline was click bait for idiot racist Jizzskins .
>>543284946>>543286443
>>543284946>It used to be a nice place to eat in the 80's and 90's.same can be said for every restaurant or fast food place around today that existed back then. pizza hut, burger king or even mcdonalds were decent for their time. mcdonalds had a playground for kids and they along with others used to offer quality stuff that tied in to current movies or featured their mascots
>>543286842if they're still closing locations then they're headed that way.
>>543286075Pour Frozen seafood into your Ramen for poor fag luxury.
>>543286952
>>543285035>the black busimess man is saving redlobster with boil bags!>sikhs are bro tier!Both these retarded psyops were going on at the same time.
>>543285042Lobster and shrimp industry is a great trick. lobsters and shrimps are bottom feeders who feed on carrion and slugs. in many cultures eating them is considered unkosher or haram, unclean.historically lobster was fed in prisons and PoW Camps. Then suddenly someone had the genius idea to brand it as luxury food and suddenly the price increased 10000% for no reason at all. great marketing tick
>>543284813Nope. It was jews. Private equity.
>>543285624>How could they have countered it realistically without outright banning black peoplewrite the menu in cursiveplay classical musicWhen seating guests, require the waiter to ask "How would you feel if I sat you over there?"Have discounts for law enforcement to eat thereHave a "No wigs" policy (make up a reason)Have flimsy chairs that collapse when a person is obese
>>543284900The unlimited shrimp cost them too much, because niggers would go there and gorge themselves before handing the shrimp to everyone at the table who weren't paying. Then they'd fill their bootleg Gucci bags with shrimp.KFC doesn't offer such things.
I've never had lobster but like popcorn shrimp, what's your favorite way to eat lobster?
>>543285042>Is it true niggers love lobsters so much?Yes. I was a wage slave at a grocery store back in college and negros would constantly be buying crabs and lobsters. The thing is, food stamps couldn't be used for hot foods, so many of them would come up to the register expecting to buy hot crabs with their EBT cards and then chimp out when told that they couldn't.>>543287134This. Lobsters, crabs, and shrimp are basically the fucking bugs of the sea; you might as well sell people tarantulas and roaches and tell them they're a luxury food.
>>543287419Lobster is shit. It has so many bugs in it, while also being a bug, you have to basically kill it while cooking, or it's internal bugs will start consuming it with in mins of death. Fucking disgusting.
>>543286443Everyone who held that together threw that out for said prostitute schoolgirls
>>543287099my grandparents had the not being properly prepared one. recently found all these and more at savers
>>543285180My local red lobster had a big ass tank filled with actual lobsters, and you could choose the one you ate. I also remember an Olive Garden that made their own pasta on site.
>>543285624Change the business model to a supper club instead of restaurant.That would force niggers to pay to have the privilege of dining, and as a private club you can be quite discriminate in membership selection.
>>543286824Which retarded because there a billion other nigger boil bag restaurants already
>>543285952Jej
>>543284900Isn't KFC in like year fifteen of constant decline?
>>543286443Bro. I was up in Montana when we were still a country. No speed limit, you could drink while driving, couldn't get pulled over for not wearing a seatbelt. You could build what you want where you want, and not ask permission. People would WAVE when you passed another car, because you might not have seen anyone in hours on the road. No one was bothered at all by carrying or seeing a gun. Vehicles in town would have the keys in the ignition with windows down.My God, it was absolute Heaven on Earth.
>>543285673>>543285714what is it with boomers and kfc? because my grandmother likes that too but she isn't even american, I didn't know this was a phenomenon
>>543284743The killing of American brands and Americana is also a culture/mind/societal war.
>>543284743>bring nigger in >nigger will fix this!>literally sets it up so niggers can devour lobster on the cheap until he runs red lobster into closure
>>543285009sheeeeeit, food deserts be raciss
>>543285495Lmao that nigger thought unlimited shrimp was a genius idea. I bet the fat niggers were bringing gallon ziplock bags inside.
>>543285624The moment they opened specifically to niggers it was over, no other demographic will touch it, niggers will destroy it, and you can't back down because muh raycism
>>543284900By selling 5 dollars of chicken for 30 dollars.
>Damola Adamolekun i (born February 1989) [1] is a Nigerian-American business executive and the current chief executive officer of Red Lobster Investor Holdings.
im guessing they were going to bring him in, pander to niggers, turn it into a nigger brand, and then apply for tens of millions in USAID money
>>543284946yea my family would eat there in the 90s-early 00’s and then of course it went to shit like alot of other things, rip chedder bay biscuits
>>543285042I eat one lobster a year on vacation at the coast of Maine. It's delicious, but steak is far superior.
>>543288777checked & based non-overdoer
>>543285495It was never about making money.It was about sending a message.Endless s'rimp and bag boils was gibsing back to HIS community for as long as he could, all the while sticking it to all the ol' "whitey" constituents.
>>543285619Lol no. Do you?
>>543288368My dad has been eating KFC for 50 years. For half that time he's been complaining it's not as good as it used to be.
>>543284900chicken is significantly cheaper than shrimp
>>543287134Some cultures? You mean semitic desert tribes? Are there actually any others?
>>543287496They're not bugs of the sea, bugs are the crustaceans of the land. That's a scientific fact.
>>543284946>>543286933chuds once again uncritically accepting corporate advertising as reality
>>543284743They got run out of my area decades ago. They refused to buy the local seafood and everyone found out.
>>543285619Wtf is a google?
RIP Red LobsterHoly fuckhow could that business go under?the place was mobbed all the timewtf
>>543288368KFC was novel back when they weren't ancient. They're used to it. IDK man. Boomers are impervious to recipe changes, I guess. You can subvert them all you want.
>>543284743Winning! MAGA!
>>543289649even if its not seen as spiritually unclean, historically it was considered a poor man's food.
>>543284743This is immediately after they tried to appeal to the nig demographic, the type of person most likely to dine and dash and the least likely to tip. You love to see it.
>>543284946Can't believe we used to have a real country just a half a lifetime ago. I lived through it and it still doesn't feel real. I try to think back to those times and they are a blur to me now. It hurts to think about how much we have lost that we don't even remember.
>>543291078>midterms closing in>democrats have no money>spend their last few shekels raiding 4chan and tying every single thing to trump in an impressive display of TDS>still lose
>>543285102kek
>>543284900KFC is faltering too. It only manages to recoup costs because of China.
>>543284946My Aunt (mom's sister) liked red lobster. We'd eat there sometimes.
>>543284900It’s definitely dying. There are tons of newer better chicken fast food places. There’s a few near me and they are always dead empty. The one time I went last year the food was so overpriced and tasted nothing like it did when I was younger. Total slop private equity victim.
>>543284900kfc has not been good in decades
>>543291475I was young when the country was still cool(1996). Wish I could have experienced teenage life with no internet and mass media slop. I always remember seeing teenagers and early 20s people looking so happy.
>>543285233Underrated
>>543285840I sometimes wonder what he would have thought of how things turned out
>>543284886Hispanics don't even eat fish. They are too low IQ to appreciate seafood. >inb4 but Spaniards love seafoodSpaniards are not Hispanics. Evereyone knows what people mean when they say Hispanic. BROWN indios.
>>543285673>>543288368I like the hot wings. When im traveling by train i like to get a 6er box of them at the trsinstation. Since its a quick order the wageslaves always do my order first too.But everything else from KFC is dogshit. Especially the filets and tendies
But the heckin nigger ceo was doing so good!
>>543292865I think internet should be treated like alcohol. It is poisonous to young minds. The only thing they should be allowed to use it for is searching for historical information for school work. Parks and outside areas need to be cleaned up and bums need to be rounded up and put in jail so kids can play outside again.
>>543284743>Primary customer is niggers>Goes out of businessHiw did this happen??suprisedpikachuface.png
>>543293017He probably would have flown that plane into a government building instead of the ground.
>>543291724You lost Tranny!
>>543289712stupid fucking faggot once again denying reality without understanding the consequences.
>>543285686>The world can sue the Pentagon and Israel for Economic Terrorism as well as Genocide and rico.How the fuck does one end up ranting about the Pentagon, Witkoff, and genocide in a Red Lobster / nigger thread ???
>>543284946Damn bros I can't remember the last time I've seen a restaurant that packed with White people. Or White people that young. Damn.
>>543284743>>543284946Another relic of a white world left to die by the indifferent neglect of man.
>>543285653Probably what was ordered for her based on personal preference and possibly the price point. You dumb fucking jeet. Get off the White man's internet and go eat some cow shit.
>>543285075>dude cant figure out flour, Italian seasoning, and cheeseDrop biscuits are the easiest shit bro. Quit paying a premium for a brand name
>>543293539Yeah the death of free enjoyable communal places really killed our youths ability to socialize and be a part of society.
>>543293839>non-Whites don't know how much we used to eat and weren't fat
>>543293570There's still time
>>543285035>Asian seafood company buys red Lobster>changes all of it's buying contracts so it's only from the parent company>Runs endless-endless shrimp promotion to dump product onto franchises, making their business unsustainable>Make ebin profits at parent company>If Red Lobster dies, it diesThat's what finally killed the company, the black CEO tried to resuscitate them, but it was just too late.
>>543293832To be fair a people has never been outright replaced by their government before while being gaslight the whole time saying it isn't happening but if it was it's a good thing because we deserve it because muh colonialism or muh slavery. It's not something we are used to having to deal with.
>>543294004I wish more people knew it was even happening.
>>543294132My boomer mom still sponsors a girl in india. Saw her phone the other day and she's texting with her, calling her mommy and thanking her for the money she sent her yada yada. Must be making some fat brown scam artist happy. I don't hate boomers as much as most because I know they are just the first victims of the propaganda machine but man it hurts to see the world they have left us.
>>543284743Don’t care Brown hands aren’t touching my food. Lrn2cook
>>543294004When are the pod people replacing you, guy with no wife and kids who despises women?
>>543284743still wont miss those awful cheese biscuits
>>543284743At some point you realize that being poor is an easily avoidable trap.
>>543292865>1996). Wish I could have experienced teenage life with no internet and mass media slop. I always remember seeing teenagers and early 20s people looking so happy.iktf, i remember thinking it would be great...
>>543293696>corporate hot dog advertisements from 1950 are realityplease fucking kill yourself
>>543294327I didn’t really get unlimited internet access and video games until I was a freshman in college. That shit slurped me up so bad I nearly failed out. No idea how I graduated.
>>543293885True. Although, they really don't know much of anything because they are clinically retarded.
>>543284743WHERE WILL NIGGERS GO FOR THIER BOIL NOW
>>543285042Lobster was called sea roach in the past.
>>543294259Don’t pitty them. They are victims by choice. Boomers can’t let go of the belief that all technology and information in the 60s was the pinnacle of humanity. Therefore they purposely go out of their way NOT to learn anything new. That’s why they stumble around the internet like a 9 year old. Falling for the simplest of click bait scams. A medium level scam would be enough to clean out the entire boomer population if their kids didn’t step in.
>>543284743this is a local franchisee closing not the whole company collapsing dipshit
>>543284813oh well maybe Americans will start to cook their own food again like back in the 50s and stop looking all sinfully fat and dysgenic from gorging on goyslop
>>543284743gen z doesn't have money to spend now that boomers are dying
>>543294454only prisoners ate itnow the goyim pay a premium for itlmao
>>543284743I hope yhey at leaat cobtonue to make the cheddar bay biscuit mix. Thoae thongs are awesome.
>>543294827Bro's so hungry he chewed on his own post before sending it
>>543287134With lobster its really that they are finicky as all hell. They have to be kept live in cold water and if they are cramped they will all murder-suicide each other. Once they die they will basically start rotting immediately so they have to be killed while they are being cooked. Their internals are actually a liquid under pressure and have to be cooked to a very specific temperature in order to firm up as 'meat'. A few degrees too low and you get paste, too high and you get rubbery sponge. If their guts are damaged or ruptured before cooking is complete the entire lobster is tainted. When lobster was poor mans food you were almost assured to be getting overcooked poorly preserved lobster that smelled of sewage. The ability to get access to only the best cleanest buttery lobster is the the thing that holds its high modern price.
>>543294713I have never had it. I wonder if I am missing out. Last time I was offered some I just grabbed alligator instead.
>>543284900Niggers don't eat KFC. We eat Popeyes, Zaxbys, and Bojangles. KFC and Raising Canes are for crackers.
>>543284743They used to have an endless snow crab legs promo. I would crush legs and beers until coated in butter and chunks of crab shells. It was so awesome, boys.
>>543284743>unlimited shrimp>fat niggers abuse and destroy company>file bankruptcy>reorganize, get funding, one more shot>hire nigger CEO>nigger CEO forces endless shrimpSAYONARA NIGGERS
>>543286741Republicans don't even want you buying soda with EBT so good luck with that.
>>543295182Niggers don't eat Zaxbys they eat Church's
>>543285233Hey, me too!>>543285233
>>543285170kek>>543284743How many times has this fucking chain went tits up? It's like an annual occurance.
>>543295338I'm a transnigger and I love Zaxbys. Also a big fan of Slim Chicken.
>>543288326Sounds like Kentucky...today. At least outside city limits.
