https://www.reuters.com/business/mcdonalds-create-tiered-loyalty-program-lure-repeat-visitors-2026-09-23/
>>543286779Total Burger King Victory. Only clowns eat Big Macs.
>>543286779Holy shit just lower the prices instead of these retarded gimmicks.
>>543286779>be me at some point in the near future>rarely if ever go to McDonalds>decide to go get a McChicken for old times' sake>walk into the place>there's no one behind the counter because you're apparently supposed to use a fucking kiosk and input your order yourself because I'm a fucking employee now (note: this part is already a thing)>but I'm paying cash so I have to wait for the cashier to reappear >they seem angry about having to take my order and actually handle money or make change>clearly it's my fault for trying to give them US currency for food instead of using a credit card like a good goy>one McChicken and a small fry is $5425342543.30>express shock at the continued price gouging>told that I dnowload the app and let us install chinese spyware on your phone and after the the next 100 purchases the price will only be $39.99>decline >think about Mitch Hedberg's donut receipt bit and how it applies to this situation, i.e., "I am buying a sandwich. We don't need to bring software and technology into this.">receive my horrendously overpriced sandwich after a painfully prolonged wait (wasn't this "fast" food?)it has one tiny smidge of mayo completely off-center and there's lettuce in the wrapper but none in the actual sandwich>decide that in fact no, I shall not be joining the loyalty programWhat they fail to understand is that people have to want to come there in the first place in order to have repeat visitors
>>543287050yeah people only want quart pound with cheese and big macs enough the saver combos and crap
>>543286779LETS GOOOOO we are winning too much right now
>>543286779It saved Taco Bell in 2020.
This is just crm analysis bullshit for the mcgoyim.
>>543288290I went to Taco Bell a few months ago and it was fucking awful. I wouldn’t feed it to a dog. In the 90’s Taco Bell was good.
>>543286941this, finally getting our second hungry jacks and it's not on the other side of town for once. maccas was only good when you could get $1 hamburgers before the pandemic
>>543287050what an anti-semitic comment
McDonald's caste system
>>543286779How about just lower the prices you greasy fucking kikes
>>543286779I thought the addictive chemicals added to their artificial “food” was McDonald’s loyalty program….
>>543288689>goodenough for slop
i wouldn't even eat it for free, they would need to pay me to eat there, a lot. or remove the chemicals, which we know they won't do, because then they'd be feeding us normal food and not debilitating goyslop. and they hate us
>>543286779What they need is fully-automated cubes on the street corner- you put in a dollar and a cheeseburger pops out. There are no fast food places in the future- just meat cubes.
>>543286779>Tiered Loyalty Program They should incentivize tiers to recruit others into the McLoyalty program by stacking savings and bonuses based on recruits in lower tiers (McDownlines)Eg. You start at Birdie tier and your McUpline is Hamburglar tier. Grimace huns gain McLoyalty points and bonuses from both Hamburglar and Birdie tier McDownlines, all the way up to Ronald tier which is the highest tier you can achieve at each individual McDonalds restaurant
>>543286941
I had three triple cheeseburgers the other day and am apple pie and they tasted like shit. They also cost me $23 fucking dollars
>>543286779No, but it can help keep me from coming back ever again.
>>543287050The point is probably to rip off chick fil a's loyalty rewards, but then thing is chic fil a will just randomly give you entire sandwiches for free. Got one yesterday. Mcdonalds sucks and won't do that.
>>543286779I went for a drive through and they managed to completely fuck up the order then went back through on the way home and the manager was a huge cunt about it. Literally first time I went this year as a favour for somebody to get them a world of warcraft meme code and they made it a huge fuckaround AND managed to rip me off. Don't see why people go here if nobody is bribing them.
>>543287050You aren't a premium product. No one cares enough to do any of this crap.
caste is good
>>543286779Maybe they should try not making their $30 burgers out of onions bean paste high fructose corn syrup, and shit. Or anything so it's not always wrong no matter what I order. No kiosk can fix it, the problem is them exclusively hiring retarded violent niggers that can't read. They haven't gotten my order right in over a decade. Shit. Mc Donalds is just about the worst place to eat.
>>543288290No, $2,000 in fast food eligible welfare given monthly to 70% of America saved Taco Bell in 2020.I had a friend in 2020 that worked at Arby's and the line for drive through was always around the building and everyone paid with the welfare card
>>543287050It's like they are doing everything but the obvious answer to why people aren't eating at mcdonalds.
>>543286779why can denny's and chile's give you realer meal with true meats and shit for the same as mcdonalds? you would think mass buying burger meat would be cheap.
>>543286779Someone should do a "clean ingredient list" McDonalds clone and that would make money as a more expensive tier of McDonalds. It would also make the current McDonalds look bad, so McDonalds wouldn't even be able to steal the idea and copy it. That's why McDonald's premium ingredient food brand, Chipotle, makes texmex, because they want their second brand far away from them in the market. Except it's also poisoning us and making us look bad that that little piece of corporate strategy is why we can't have healthy hamburgers.
>>543287050nownow, maximized stock holder profits are everything, but you should show your loyaltu goy here's a -20% coupon if you buy 2 big macs
Subway has that, you tell me if it worked for them. Fact of the matter is no one is willing to fork 15 bucks for a shitty burger meal that has patties thinner than pickles.
>>543287050McDonald's has stupid high profit margin fees on franchises. Has the thought occured to them maybe it's to roll them back?I worked there for Caspar's in 2019 and they were getting 28% cut of the profit back then even
>>543294273Great some faggot executive who just got out yale during covid is reading this and thinking the pickles need to be shrunk so people stop noticing this
>>543294475maybe that faggot from Yale can come up with a better idea like making the patties larger to attract more customers
>>543294538He won't lolMcdonalds would be fine if they just went back to a volume model that ray kroc used to explode there growth.
Imagine using some fucking phone apps or joining programs to afford a fucking fast food garbage McShit hamburgers served on cardboard.Holy humiliation ritual.
>>543286779>loyalty program>mcdonaldsJust throw yourself off a roof at that point.
>>543286779>stores indian owned>cook to order>"can you please pull around so we can forget about you?"I'd pay double for mcdonalds if they didn't treat customers, especially white customers like shit
>>543286779>can it save McDonald’s?Probably not but it will make my wife gain ten more pounds
>Like McDonalds>Have heart failureGive me low sodium nuggets or something. Thanks.
>>543289320White Castle is doing just that already. No nigger to spit on your food or be so slow that the shit is cold.
>>543286779The only thing I've ever liked about McDonalds were the fries. Their burgers, sandwiches, and wraps are some of the worst on the market. Just pure slop trash.For fast food chains, Wendys is just much better. Even BK is better than McDs, I do not understand how McDs was ever in business.
Retarded idea from the same CEO who called their burger a "product" and took a small unenthusiastic nibble on video.
>>543286779The burger business doesn't change. If you're not earning the sales or profit you used to, the fix is always the same:> consistency over time> fast service with no errors in the order> affordable pricesThe companies who understand this do better.
>>543286779Don't they have enough profits? Wtf
>>543294969Just don’t go there anon. Fill that dopamine void with something else that won’t aid in your heart disease.
>>543286779Nice. Where is my rewards card?
>>543287050> Uber ride credits and subscriptions to the Disney+ streaming service.I don’t want any of that junk just give me credits for more food.
>>543287050Nah they'll just pay a marketing firm to put together retarded proposals like this. And of course the followup campaign which will feature an ugly obese gap toothed black woman dancing in clothes that don't fit
>>543295223I would also add...> they wouldn't be in trouble if they didn't keep giving that guy three sauces for free with his nuggets
>>543294405>they were getting 28% cut of the profit back then evenMcD's corporate gets more than 80% of the profits from franchises now through fees. That's extortion level. Even the mob wasn't that bad. I honestly don't know who's dumb enough to get into business with them. Maybe this is why they were promoting getting niggers into management and then their own franchises in the past.
>>543286779>>543290256McDonald's is stealing Chick-fil-A's idea, but like anon said, it will suck in comparison. There's no way they'll give you birthday perks or other freebies.
>>543286779I refuse to even consider stepping into a McDonald's again until Chris Skimpchintzy is no longer the CEO.
I'm down with the clown, if you aren't you're a communist. Can't wait to get invited to the private Ronald parties with unlimited nuggies and fries.
>>543295575I haven't bought McDonald's in 6 or 7 years - first time I saw a nigger working at one I decided better to not risk it.
>>543291060bullshit, you can't buy pre cooked food with ebt, not even a walmart rotisserie.
>>543295814If you order delivery food, like a useless goypig, you probably digested a couple of gallons of prime brahmin spit and cum (with a side of feet skin dust), so I wouldn't announce a win yet.
>>543295612>blurring out your name so no one can steal your slop rewards
>>543296049You couldn't steal my freedom points anyways faggot. Just don't want liberal, communist loving faggots like yourself knowing my name.
>>543296028Thats some high IQ shit there.
>>543295894Nigger ebt works at popeyes jack in box pizza hut fucking dennys. Time to take the neetpill kid.
>>543286779unless a double cheeseburger is $2 I'm not eating at mcslop.
>>543296195No they don't, you can't even buy soda with ebt.
>>543287050>and to move away from broad discounting that can hurt profit margins..tldr, discounts are only waved in front of the `once in a blue moon` goysloppers. The regulars are past caring - no point in giving them bottom-line harmful discounts when you can fob them off with 'premium tier` shite like a free month of Disney+ or some similar worthless trash.
When I was growing up, (small town in America) my school would have all the students go to a separate building once a week for a half hour for some kind of weird program.We would sit down and use McDonald’s play sets like the one pictured here, and once a week for a half hour we would get a partner and play out customer and employee drive through interactions. We would exchange construction paper to mimic money.Our teacher would walk around with a clip board and take notes and correct us if we made mistakes. Occasionally real McDonald’s employees would come and work with us and give us constructive criticism. If we did well they would give us vouchers for free McDonald’s.Our school did this for a few years. There was one kid who was really good and just picked it up super fast. After talking with some of the McDonald’s employees he left and we never saw him again.Years later when I got into college I asked some of the students and friend I made if they ever experienced this and they all said no. What the fuck was the point of that program? Why did they make us do that? There is more I can add but i don’t want to derail the thread
>>543286779>can more capitalism save capitalism ?when will you learn
>>543286779
>>543286779They should focus on quality and service like chik fil a
>>543286779They need to be less stingy with the points rewards. I shouldn't need to spend 60 fucking dollars to even get a basic Big Mac.
>>543296197You could generate a RWA (Real World Asset) McCryptocurrency that is pegged to the price of a McDonald's cheeseburger. Much like stablecoins are pegged to the value of fiat currencies. This would be a hedge against inflation, as the early adopters holding McCrypto coins would see their relative fiat value rise as the price of a cheeseburger in dollars continues to rise over time.This encourages a buy and hold strategy, and McCrypto coins become a deflationary hedge against inflationary fiat currencies.They tried NFTs but those weren't backed by anything tangible (like cheeseburgers!)
>>543296464nice larp chatgpt
>>543296523Lol you can buy a whole 20 pack of better hash browns for that same price or maybe a little more these days I guess but still..
>>543286779Maybe they should try serving better food at a better price.Crazy….
>>543296584It’s not a LARP, and I didn’t use chat got to write a few paragraphs. I know it’s hard for you to imagine because you grew up using AI but people can manually do things.
>>543286941Based.
>>543287663It's so fucking bad. I have to order on the kiosk almost every fucking time, and when it prints the ticket to go pay with cash, the obese sheboon doesn't come to the counter for over 20 minutes while the spics in the back stare at me like retards.
>>543287050I'm confused. This already exists. In fact if you're not ordering McDonald's through the app you might be fucking retarded because they always have "decent" deals
>>543296189>high IQ shitStealing from your workplace, with a camera 40cm above your head, pointed directly at you, is the biggest brains shit.
>>543296931Yeah the app deals are bretty good. KFC's are bretty good too. Walking in and ordering off the menu is for rubes. Like 10 chicken tenders for $40 in store vs. $15 on app.
Relevant:Why McDonald's Fries Used To Taste Better:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl12rMciweE
>>543297138>Yeah the app deals are bretty goodYou're such a fucking trash with a negative sense of dignity and nonexistent standards as a human being.
>>543290256chick-fil-a also has way higher quality and their food does not taste like assI'm not going to bother with a loyalty program for grade d beef patties well done burnt served by potheads.
>>543295467>I honestly don't know who's dumb enough to get into business with them.Legacy franchisees are run by old people who don't think it can go wrong and don't care because they own the real estate and basically rent it to McDonalds. This is how actual McD stores are setup and how they are redeveloped. And vice versra, any franchisee that doesn't own the real estate is screwed and those are the worst McDonalds. McDs then turns it into housing and makes goys pay rent.There is no fixing this cycle anymore. It's like Quiznos but with fryers. Since Covid people aren't going to the filthiest place in town, McDonalds, and nobody wants a new McDs in their town unless it is a brand new development which is pretty rare. The McDs business model of extorting travelers along freeway rest stops also isn't working because people are running out of money.
>>543297198they put microplastics in food with free mints, t. goyslaves.
>>543297194If you're gonna order McDonald's why wouldn't you use the app to pay the same amount and get say a free medium fry with a $1 purchase?
>>543297696Does he know?
>>543297177>more than 20 minutes of video bullshitBecause they stopped using beef tallow.
>>543297510Ah yes, the real estate transformation just like Red Lobster. It's amazing just how dirty everything has become.
are you fat american slops really talking about your slop in this thread? aren't you embarrassed?
>>543286779i hope to see mcdonals file for bankruptcy in my lifetimegreedy fuckers deserve it
>>543296345Yes you can I buy monsters, cold pop and sushi at kroger with my ebt card daily. Shit is expensive but Im not paying for it so idgaf lol
>>543295894You can now in a lot of states, but COVID money was cash assistance you could use it for anything, even liquor. Where were you?
>>543286779The Wagies have to line up and bow when you enter if you are a platinum tier mcslop consumer
>>543286779no. no food at mcdonalds makes me want to go there more than once every couple months. its all enshittified stockmarket-raped goyslop of the highest order.
>>543286779How about not pricing a burger the same as a whole-ass chicken?
>>543297907They all drag their points out like this to farm revenue. The internet is just shit now
>>543298964That would be based actually
>>543298287Who would have thought McDonald's could disappear? Crazy that it might actually happen...
>>543287663unc aah post
>>543299027MODS this nigel is clearly underage. reported.
>>543286779Who still eats this garbage? Stop it. They laugh at you when you buy their "food" which they do not eat themselves.
>>543287050theyll really do ALL THAT SHIT rather than just lower prices by 25 cents
>>543286779I only eat McDonald's when there's bing bing wahoo toys, so make more of these promos.
>>543286779Probably not, but selling a quality product at a price that works for both the company and the consumer would. But that wouldn't maximize profits for shareholders
>>543297907>>543299000>Because they stopped using beef tallow.It was a blend of beef tallow and cottonseed oil called "Formula 47". They switched in 1990 and then again in 2002.This is a cooking channel so he actually makes the original fries and compares to modern McDonald's fries.I'm sure you can guess which is better.It's an interesting story anyway. There's a lot of history behind McDonald's fries
>>543295894Like the rewards program, there are tiers
>>543286779They should try selling real hamburgers. Their infrastructure is insane, holy shit could they rule the yummy food world. Fucking greedy Ivy faglords are destroying it. Imagine a world of delicious McDonald’s burgers, real desserts, finest sauces. Hell blacks love that shit. They could become the Rolex of burgers.
>anons keep on talking about slopIsrael can do w/e the fuck it wants desu
TOTAL CORPO DEATHHAS MCDONALDS CONSIDERED PULLING ITSELF BY IT'S BOOTSTRAPS?HAS MCDONALDS CONSIDERED NOT EATING SO MANY AVOCADO TOAST?YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKONG DESERVE
>>543288290>spend $250 to get something freenah
>>543299205Faggot jeet vegetarians ruined muh slop
>>54329956325 dollars*
>>543299273
>>543294804>McD has no whores on skatessoulless
>>543286779How about not making it so regular reward points expire? I've literally never seen that anywhere else. Top judaism right there
>>543296189>a moving camera with a reticle on a wire shelfit's staged moron
>>543299808WTF is that place? And why is a picture from the 70s in B&W?
>>543286779Why don't they just have McDonald's bucks to keep people coming back lol? Loyalty programs suck
>>543286779They should call it "McFatFucks"
>>543300278>B&Whappy?
>>543293937O fugg dads a gud dealg!
>>543287050That doesn't get them more money from the data harvesting of loyalty programs while still overcharging you.
>>543296028Why don't they sell pizza strips like that
>>543293219There's a place nearby me that emulated Taco Bell but with better ingredients, the business is doing well and they're expanding
>>543300387Indeed. What's the name of the place, though?
>>543299027
>>543286779How about you niggers just LOWER THE PRICES ON YOUR DOGSHIT PRODUCT
>>543296931Dude, if you have a fucking McDonald’s app on your phone, you are tied for the biggest retard on earth. Holy shit, get a load of this stupid faggot…
>>543288689>Order chalupa from Taco Bell>coin toss as to whether the shell will be hard and stale
>>543301598Have you tried not being poor?
>>543301411'Flying Saucer' ResturantIt has changed considerable.
Here's how it works here (same as any chain or restaurant)You can order in person or by machine and always have option to pay in cash. You can then go sit at a table and they bring the food to you. The order is never wrong. There's no niggers cooking or serving you or eating near you or acting like apes. The place is always clean. The food is higher quality. It's still cheap. Eating a McD here was like eating at a restaurant. And I was only eating there because I had a shortage of time and it was nearby the station. I'd still rather eat at mos burger
>>543287050Literally this, although I don't think I will miss them. I've been doing the fast food boycott for two years now. When I see articles about stores closing I cook a steak topped with mushrooms and cream cheese
>>543288290I haven't had Taco Bell since they got rid of the 7 later burrito
>>543296931Look im a good goy in fact best-selling hoy I have 50 food apps on my phone to get good deals.. your a fucking faggott anon low iq pos nigger....and probably a jew or jeet as well
I don't use apps. I will never use apps. We used to get promotion and coupons that cost business money to run and print. Nowbwe get apps that harvest data for profit to offer "deals" that only approach what the standard prices of the past before promotion were and the nornalfags fucking fell for it. So long as that state of affairs stands i will not frequent those businesses. I will not be fatigued. My autism is weaponized.
>>543303417When I see a 'digital coupon' in the grocery store for chicken or milk, I just go to a different store to get those things rather than buying those items there at all. I hate digital coupons that much. I'll even happily pay more somewhere else to never have to entertain the thought of engaging with that system.
>>543286779McDonald's here can't stay open for more then a few weeks at a time before its linked to another ecoli outbreak and gets shut down. Jeets killed fast food even the fattest nigger cattle have caught on.
>>543287050>target them with benefits like a birthday bonusYou're not fucking Red Robin. My family likes to go out to Red Robin on our birthdays for the free birthday burgers. It works, because it's a fucking sit down restaurant with decent enough food for the price. They also serve alcohol, although we don't tend to have it that much. McDonalds doesn't even have ice cream 100% of the time, and their sundaes stopped coming with nuts.
>>543289407That's just a fucking pyramid scheme
>>543290967>Bhramin intellect like this
this is dedicated to the haters, you wouldn't understand
>>543304429bro, is that a lil jeet girl?didn't watch but what's the story? wtf.
>>543304726Izzat farming goes terribly wrong
>>543287663The theme park owners heard that the souvenir stalls had higher profit margins than the rollercoasters so got rid of the rollercoasters in favour of more souvenir stalls.
>>543303252Says the guy who can't even get a free fries with his nuggers. Damn you're fucking mad kek.
>>543286779Is this a joke? How out of touch are these people? You fucked it up. I cannot believe I just read that.
>>543287050This15 years ago I could get a cheese burger for a single euroNow it's 3 euros for one and it's smallerA big mac menu cost like 12 euros
>>543303755This is a marketing bot.
Americans are so fattarded that GaMiGYiNg obesity like this is actually going to work to immeasurable odds. Look no further than all the suburban normie faggots you know who finger their assholes to their Starbucks rewards. It's gonna work.
>>543286779They can save mcdonalds by this easy steps:Ban seed oilsBan GMO bread bunBring a $1 potato snack and $1 chicken
>>543286779I only get MDonalds on the rare occasions I'm carpooling with a friend and they want it.
>>543287050in this economy? CEO would rather burn burgers than sell for a lower price
>>543302459>When I see articles about stores closing I cook a steak topped with mushrooms and cream cheesebasedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFRyC0G-RJA
>>543287050Selling with hilarious margins to a smaller group of buyers is more profitable.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_distribution
>>543287050Nah, they burned that bridge years ago when they started catering to minorities in every commercial. They would have to bring prices back to where they were in the 00's, run a slew of white only ads every fucking where and actually make semi decent food again before I would ever think of buying from them. Plenty of other places to eat for better food and prices. I'll take my light skinned ass there instead. One thing they didnt consider, when you piss actual americans off who have been long standing customers since your inception, we don't come back, ever. Just like a cheating wife, you can say hello to the curb.
>>543309897I work with a company that sells oat mik among other things. After I learned how stupidly cheap and easy oat milk is to make, I concluded all vegans are retarded. Probably a side effect of their diet.
Can't they just close the expensive locations and make McSharts in the a ghost kitchen you can order on the internet?
Imagine making slop so bas you need to automatically discount future orders to encourage people to return...
>>543296414Meanwhile here in bongland the receipts have a bunch of vouchers printed on the back which is a much cheaper and easier way to get people back through the door more often.
>>543288290These poverty brands come to ireland and everyone says they are disgusting. How do americans eat this stuff? Why are you online saying brands like taco bell and macdonalds are good?
>>543286779Imagine the sort of fat bastard you need to be to get a Platinum Tier Maccy D's Loyalty Card.
Yesterday at work a pakjeet coworker went through my lunch bag and forgot to zip the zipper which was fully zipped and has been for a while. Meaning, I threw away my coffee and water and so on.So when my shift was done, I wanted a coffee I decided I would stop at McDonald's just this one time for one.I got it, pakijeet served it, all pakijeets btw... Athey were rude, kept repeating the wrong order... Incompetent and talking in their pakijeet language, basically rude af.I took the coffee which I paid for btw, went to the trash and threw it out.No, I did not want my money back, I would not subject myself to pakijeet interaction further.I moved on, unlike the guy behind me in drive through who was forced to park and go in because he too got the wrong Coffee. He was angry. He saw me throw kine and go, and Understood fully why.I will Never go to McDonald's again, I don't anyway.Die tresoinous whore.Maybe pakijeets will eat there... ahahahahahah no they don't.Corps dying because pakijeets don't sustain them, they destroy them.
>>543286779well considering it won't get rid of the browns and blacks that congregate around these establishments like flies on shit, I very much doubt it.
>>543310644same twin
>>543286779that shit wont be fed to my dog, i can go to a snackbar close to me, order fries with mayonaise sauce and a frikandel or bearclaw and i pay 7-9€.i go to mcaids and a single burger with fries is like 10€so, traditional corner shop or slop factory
>>543286779no. the food is terrible enough to turn off older customers and not good enough to hook younger ones.
>>543304726What sort of story do you expect? The girl wants to die for some reason, maybe because she is born in the jeet hell where she will be (or was already) raped by packs of feral jeets. Sold into jeet slavery. Is poor and without hope. Etc etc She killed herself very clearly.
>>543286779>loyalty programThat is typically the begining of the end.
>>543286779Meat from abortions.Also put into coca cola products
>>543310922>food>>543312513
>>543286941Burger king tastes like ass, americans talk about fast food as if its something to eat regularly. Thanks for requiring Ozempic and insulin, it's what kept our economy above water as the jews and muslims were drilling holes in our boat.
>>543312603I love danish people you guys have good racial quality. Better than english and swedes.
>>543286779Yes, if the loyalty program includes the cutest counter girl sucking my cock.
>>543287663>be me>decide to get mcdonalds for old times sake>don't be a retard so I open a delivery service website>click mcchicken>apply voucher you get every x months as a gift because they're really desperate for you to return>pay directly with SEPA>get mcchicken delivered to my door>don't tipIt's that easy. The food is still overpriced shit ofc.
