What political opinions can I hold that will make the left/reddit and the right/pol both hate me, so I know I'm doing something correct?
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>>543289061I need to see evidence for that. For verification purposes of course.
>>543289061Supporting White men having kids with cute Asian women.
>>543289061Is dat Clairo?
>>543289061>/nu-brownpol/ >right
>>543289061loli should remain illegal
Honestly? just take some stuff from the left and some stuff from the right and it confuses people and makes them angry. Personally i dont fit into the american duopoly of you have to be red or blue. Like, i dont give a fuck about lgbt people, but i hate niggers, and im pro gun and pro free speech, but im also pro abortion and would legalize weed and prostitution
>>543289061>Me and my fellow Indian Hindu rape rats are definitely not pedophiles, and we need 2 billion more of them in the west
>>543289373/pol/ and reddit both agree on that and hate Japanese drawings that appeal to the male gaze
>>543289061Anything america/israel good makes both reddit and pol seethe
>>543289508/pol/ supports israel since it's the hyper patriotic board that has been trump supporters for a decade
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>>543289384>she's clearly trying to stop breaking the lawThis fuckin' guy, lmao
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>>543289564Shalom
>>543289061>What political opinions can I hold that will make the left/reddit and the right/pol both hate meSay Palestinians are brown subhumans that should be killed (this is actually true)or better yet say something like "jews aren't that bad", "Israel did nothing wrong".Every leftist redditor and neo Nazi on pol will come out of the woodwork seething at you and demanding you care about their specific cause.
>>543289061SEND ME
>>543289424Yeah, but all of those takes are correct. I'll add that mushrooms should be legalized, and dueling should be revalidated.
>>543289538Wow. The chick with the Rick and Morty shirt smokes weed? I'm blown away.
>>543289061This one.
>>543289797Neo Nazis are not right-wingers but just trivial leftist Muslim lemmings.
>>543289061Be a jeet/jew.
>>543289061Zionism.
>>543289384>almost human
Being pro-America
>>543290663Very /pol/ coded position, this is MAGA territory.
>>543290837Lol. Lmao
>>543289061There's way more overlap between them than most people think, it's actually trivial to make both of them completely lose their minds. Outside of a few hot button issues that are conveniently largely irrelevant they are identical.
Being catholic should be mandatory and following the doctrine of the faith should be enforced by the law.
I am a white supremacist communist.
>>543291074Being ancap or libertarian makes both of them mad.
>>543291256Being a lolbert makes no one made.It just makes everyone laugh at you.
>>543289061>left/reddit and the right/pol both hate mebecome anti nationalist/globalist and become proponent of the feudal system. leftists and rightists should go back into the natural serfdom that they belong in.
>>543289061My ex looked exactly like this bitch. Half white half Hispanic, same bone structure and everything. She was also psycho, sex obsessed, drug addicted, just a mental mess. I swear this is a type.
>>543289061>People of all races deserve to be treated like equals>It's wrong to commit an act of violence against somebody just because you disagree with them>Those who bless Israel will be blessed. Those who curse Israel will be cursed
>>543291233This one.
>>543289256>>543289276>>543289295>>543289314On a serious note, people who normalize foid criminals because "they are hot" must be raped and killed. Especially when it's a violent crime against a man or boy.
>>543289061Supporting AI.
>>543289061>Naked and belligerentExactly how I like my women
>>543289061Support Israel and AI. Be a right-leaning Nick Land techbro basically. This is the correct political position to have in 2026, everyone else is too concerned with sucking brown Palestinian cock.
>>543293462/pol/ supports AI and datacenters and flock because Trump likes those things
What works best for me is simple>I have no opinion on that and neither do I careWhat they in unison hate is that someone does not have an opinion in whatever they're talking about.They need to categorize you to know if they like or hate you.By having a lack of opinion and not caring, they will always assume you're part of their enemies and be mad at you.
>>543289061Defending jeets in any way will make everyone your enemy. Unless you’re some rich boomer that needs them to save money.
>>543294223Reddit will call you a racist chud for saying bad things about indians, because reddit supports unlimited brown immigration. /pol/ supports jeets because the vice president of MAGA is married to one and has four indian children.
