PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>543294157TYB, I was getting worried.
TYB and good evening anons
We are in the closing of the warm weather episodes of the year. Sad.
Fuck niggers dude
Anyone know what ended up having with the angry scooter guy? He got hit by an asian driver and was pretty angry at the female responding officer, and then the other officers as well.>Asian drivers, no survivors
>>543295081Still in the high 70’s low 80’s in the southeast during the days for ATL east another week. I’ve been missing my fall cool crisp air and groids don’t start hibernating until December temps set in.
>>543295276Southeast*
They couldn't find something more exciting to open with?
>>543294689regular baker MIA again
>>543295276At least* damn it
>>543295363Thank you for stepping in
>>543295276We dipped down to the upper 80s with low humidity the last couple of days here in Houston. What a nice change.
Niggers are so fucking gay
>9 mins in>previous segmentjust nuke this show
Oh what, now you can't be naked and eating out of a trash can?I thought this was America!
Woman cop with black hair still checking his penis after cuffing him…
Which one of you is this guy?
>>543295607>Woman cop with black hair still checking his penis after cuffing him…Yeah I saw that too
>>543295607it's true
9 minutes in and we are already doing a white guy, previously on segment
I'd suck whatever was willing to come out of this butt.
>>543295571the panel wanted it
>>543295437Nice the heat and humidity in Houston is horrible
>>543295209they reviewed security cam and cited the driver with unsafe driving or something similar
>>543295638>>543295640Lmao I was hoping other anons saw that
Fuck, they have a whole case of that shit?
>Be mexican>Drive drunk
Curtis is black and missing again this week
>>543295647
Nice find kids, should’ve taken it home…
Don't touch it, or the mama gun will smell you and she'll abandon it
Would you have turned that in?
>>543295713Thanks for the webm and the write up anon.>that no look right hand turn into the parking lotWhen I drive with my family and we see a car accident we play 'woman or foreigner' as we rubber neck and drive past. Everyone gets a chance to guess who's the culprit as our traffic crawls pas. If it happens to be a woman foreigner everyone wins.
Plastic air soft funs rust?
I bet someone they chased near that area threw the gun there before getting caught so he didn't have a chance to go grab it
>>543295081>"she keep saying "ninja""I died
how many fucking cases do they have
Why are they making him pour it out? He underage?
Damn nigga just take the gun don’t call the 50
>>543295845When I was a kid, we would have argued over who gets to keep it.
>>543295987Would’ve been the fren gun and whoever had the coolest parents who didn’t care is the house it would’ve went to for us back in the day
>>543295787Many such cases.
>>543295931All Tacticool rifles and magazines holding more than 10 rounds are banned in commiefornia
>>543296149>I’m on parole.>for a life sentence for second degree murderHe said it so casually. Like he was mentioning he bought new socks.
Why are they acting like they're afraid of it? Keeping their distance.
That's a pretty shit place to hide evidence, surely there's a lake somewhere nearby that would be way better
>>543295961I don't know, but I assume it must be because he's underage
>A creek is considered a river in commiefornia. Retard beaner cop thought it was an air soft that had rusted and thinks after sitting in the running water for days they will be able to swab it for dna…Fuck I hate California so much
>>543296358You can nuke us anytime. We aren't really 'living'.
That petite white ghostfu cop, she looks disgusted at the niggerdom shes wittnessing.
bitch in the background rappin like bullhorn from black dynamite lmao
>random Sheboon starts rapping while watching the homies being detained outside of a check cashing and beer, wine and liquor store that has a drive thru open until midnight Of course Dan had to cut back to the old white guy
>9:30pm hanging out outside of the check cashing storeWow, they must have had a long day at work!
morning gents
>someone just ripped ass
Who farted?!?
>saying the niggers smellShe's based
>>543296594Niggers use those check cashing places because they can't get regular bank accounts. Why can't they get regular bank accounts? Nobody will give them one because they've had so many overdrafts in the past.
>>543296463That was my favorite gun in call of duty a few years ago
Reelz has been around for 20 years? I guess I had it in my cable platinum package but never heard of it until Dan started /opl/ after livepd got shoah’d
>>543296603>a second slice of gabagool just hit the hoagie
Anyone recommend a standup comedy special? As long as it’s not woke. I think Sebastian manascalco is funny as fuck for a mainstream act but I’m up for edgier too.
Officer Cute Armenian responding…
>bro>dude
>>543296960>Officer Cute Armenian responding…And some titties walking behind her too
>>543296944There’s a comedian called Hannah Gadsby you should check out.
Good work by the cameraman
where are they now? l dont think lm watching the right episode. my tv is showing this guy from last week in mew mexico
>>543296652I'm familiar with check cashing places anon. Here's another advantage:>Banks sometimes need 2-3 business days to clear funds.>Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!>Overdrafted? Bank will deduct from your next check. Ahh hell naww>Child support garnishments? Ask dat HR bitch to write you a check in the name of your nigga rae-rae and cash it today!
Oh yea sticks was out there last weekend, did he actually do anything worth watching?
>>543297026Go Sun Devils.
>>543297026She just has her left arm behind her back, right?That's not a stump?
>>543296944Only comedians allowed to be edgy and funny now are Chappell and katt Williams becuase they’re nigs. The only white guy (might be Jewish) is Kill Tony. Other stand up specials is full of faggots, dykes, muh strong women and troons who only get the stand up specials now unfortunately
>>543297035Click the live channels on the left hand side if you are on the app
>>543297026Ty based anon
>caught driving drunk 4 timesShould lose his license forever
>felony DUI 5th offense>0.27 BAC
Bro is going to prison for that many dui’s in a row in a short period
This guy might be one of the drunkest people I’ve seen on this show that’s still upright.
>>543297187Make that V
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>>543297106Thanks yeah that’s what I figured. And with smartphones even live comedians can’t be too edgy because they’ll get filmed go viral and get canceled. Shits fucked.
How do you have license plates that have the same shape for 0 and O?
>>543297191>>543297200Real alcoholics can double that and still function like a normal person. Point.27 is still a rookie numbert. Former and recovering soon to be booze free alcoholic
>>543297197Will he be the man that directly links /lpbg/ for a crossover?
that little cop with glasses is so fucking adorable
There are no more rules of law, especially for blacks. As society removes what they reconsider as low level punishments offenders move to the next worse crime and the system continues to degrade
>>543297270Oh, I know. There was an older woman that wrecked years ago on the show by driving into a ditch. She was standing up and able to speak but she was taken in for a DUI. She blew a fucking .35 or something.
>>543297292she really is
>>543297093I don't think that's a stump. She probably rarely wears a bra and stands like that so she can get attention from guys hitting on her mildly more attractive friend
>>543297267arizona doesn't use the letter O on their randomly generated plates. i have no idea how the cop doesn't know that, unless she was bullshitting.
>>543297384I don't think it was an Arizona plate
>>543297333Checked… I blew a .62 and they thought their portable breathalyzer was broken and they tried to put me in an ambulance when I got to the hospital it was still .57 and they thought I was gonna die
>>543296944anything by Todd BarryI saw him live in the spring and he was great
>>543297455I’m glad you’re still alive. Have you shared this story in these threads before?
>>543297384>>543297441Arizona changed the font on their plates for nonstandard designs within the last 2 years
>>543297540Yeah lol same anon, it just still amazes me when people talk about a high score on a alcohol blood level when real alcoholism will shoot for the moon on BAC tests
>>543297441that's the old 7 character one, plate was E4A 0H6 coming back to a 2025 nissan sentra
>>543297455.62, even .57, must have been plenty to win the "who had the highest breathalyzer?" contest in drunk driving class (assuming it was your first offense)
>>543297532Will check out
What the fuck is this retard doing and that dog is a pussy
>>543297676Weird that they would go from 7 digits to 6Normally it's the other way around, since you find out you need more charactersUnless the old plates had fewer potential characters, I guess
Nash? KWAB.
>>543297808>Weird that they would go from 7 digits to 6prolly cuz their cops are retards and 7 characters is just more opportunities for mistakes lol
>>543297803tippy toeing away from the drone
Why wouldn't anyone play with doggo?
>>543297808the old plates were 3 letters then 4 numbersnew plates are 6 characters that can be either
>>543297728Fortunately it was at a detox center on my 3rd visit I was smart enough to not drive. They got scared and sent me to the hospital becuase they wouldn’t take me becuase they said my life was in danger. Another time I blew a .41 and the off duty sheriff they have at the detox center was amazed I was even able to walk and said he wouldn’t even of thought I was drunk… Also detox centers will coach you on how to lie to get admitted for free, but imagine with the crackdown on Medicaid fraud they can’t do that anymore
>>543297970Owners were on vacation so it was probably someone coming a couple times a day to play with him
>>543297980Ah, ok yeah, that would increase the number of potential combinations by quite a bitThough I think the 3-letter 4-number plates are a bit easier to remember and report
I'm doing that now for my neighbors.
>shieet>y'all playin
>frequent jail>on occasion
I was gonna say that’s a nice suburban until I saw the dent and bike strapped to the top of it
>>543298006A guy I used to work for was a recovering alcoholic whose wake up call was an incident similar to yours, where he was in a hospital coding. I never pressed him for details and only know what he volunteered but I was always curious about the BAC. Do you have any long term issues with your health you need to monitor or address related to that kind of drinking?
Plot twist - all the drugs are in the bike tires and he's making a clean getaway
>pos Amazon e-bike with no saddle
this nigga eatin beans
One of the funniest helicopter police chases I ever saw was this nigger who stole a semi-truck and then as he's running from the police decided to pull over and try to steal this bike that was tied down to this car.
Fuckin gabby
dan what the fuck are we doin
This stupid foid cop is completely aloof and unaware of everything. She's going to get herself killed at some point.
>>543298520>dan what the fuck are we doinIt's almost feeling like he's actively sabotaging at this point
>is poo poo princess your girlfriend
>>543298006back in the 90s, my friend was all fucked up. he saw an ad for rehab centers on late night tv. he called. they asked him if he had insurance. he said yes (he had good union insurance) they had places all over and asked where he wanted to go. he had never been to california, so he chose the one in anaheim. lm going to disneyland! they reserved a plane ticket from philly for him. by the time he arrived in califormia, the rehab found out he had already used his "once in a lifetime" 30 day rehab benefit. they wouldnt admit him. l had to send him money so he could get back home
poo poo princess
She's having some real problems dealing with the reality of ASUretardation
>>543298520
great story, dan
>>543298741Why the long face?
Looks like a perfectly good fire pit.
HE'S BACK
Penis man!
>PENIS MANPENIS MAN>PENIS MANPENIS MAN>PENIS MANPENIS MAN>PENIS MANPENIS MAN>PENIS MANPENIS MAN>PENIS MANPENIS MAN
>>543298183I’ve never coded from alcohol or Xanax and I quit them both cold turkey and everyone says benzos and alcohol withdraw can kill you, however thank God I never had any seizures or anything serious other than feeling like trash for a week or two. I used to pop like 10 3mg bars of Xanax a day for months at a time when I went on a Xanax bender and just quit cold turkey same with alcohol drinking more than 1.75L almost twice a day for weeks and just quit it cold turkey, however when you go to detox they give you barbiturates now like phenobarbital instead of Bezos to lessen the withdrawal symptoms which sucks….However one time when I was younger 19 yr old I was on Xanax, Codeine syrup, Molly/pure ecstasy and took 5 tabs of acid and ended up in the ER and I was Messi g with the doctors in the ER becuase I know how to make my heart rate shoot up clenching your abs and not breathing… They gave me a shot that stopped my heart and becuase they were freaking out about my heart rate going crazy and when they gave me the shot I felt it clear as day it felt like literal ice water in my vein in my left arm and I remember it creeping up my arm then when it hit my chest I felt it in my chest then I blocked out. I was dead until they restarted my heart and I remember it like yesterday that after I went black it while my heart was stopped I remember falling thru the bed and it felt like I fell backwards thru the bed and watched it fall away and I kept falling… Then some crazy stuff happened i don’t want to talk about and then I woke up in the ICU 3 days later where they had me on a breathing machine… All I will say is when you die you don’t die your soul keeps living and believe in Jesus Christ…
that curly-haired kid IS penis man
This shit is so fakeName dropping a hundred peopleArrest this faggot for false reporting
>>543298773
>I'm upstairs playing PokemonBased
When are we getting our Nuvaxovid shots?
>I was upstairs playing pokemonAnyone else give nicknames to their pokemon? What do you think of mine?
>>543298955Niggadamus for the win
>>543298955Zyklon Bee should be a Beedrill.
just pick the shit up retard
this is a civil matter
>turned the ac downjust leave
she wants to fuck
>>543298839Alcohol and benny withdraw absolutely has the potential to kill you. Thought withdraw from other drugs might feel like death, booze and bennies can actually do it. It won’t happen to everyone, but it can happen.I’m happy you made it through all that.
>>543298898A guy at my office feels compelled to share the status of all his COVID vaccinations. I seldom respond with anything more than "woah", "dang", or "man, that’s crazy" but he just keeps telling me about it.
prostitute
>I don't know her, I just saw her sweating on the side of the road so I picked her upOh she's a hookerAnd it might not be "she"
…is this the person that hurt my feelings by calling me a chud online?
she boofs vodka?? kek
Interesting.
She has a meth butt
>>543299276>I have complex PTSDmost likely yes
>rizzo knew this
>>543299136Absolutely I’m not saying it can’t happen because in withdrawal from booze and benzos you can feel you body twitching and you feel empty inside and it’s hard to describe. You feel like a ghost inside your body and your body is just doing what you think but it’s really strange because you feel like, a ghost in the shell (I know but that’s how it feels) and you can’t really feel anything and it’s strange like you’re just floating around and it feels terrible.I personally haven’t had any negative health problems or lingering issues from longterm alcohol abuse, thank God. So I can’t speak on what your boss was experiencing.
I guess today I learned how to boof.
When did niggers start wearing those stupid bonnets?
>two consenting adults can't drink alcohol with their butts or inject intravenous drugsWhat's the crime?
Big Mama
>livePD
Every week I say this: Toledo looks like it was a great place to live 40+ years ago.
>>543298625Rehab and detox centers are full of people scamming the system they literally coached me when I said I didn’t have insurance to lie about my income to qualify for Medicaid… Rehab and detox centers are literally a scam, they all know it but they make money hand over fist from the corruption
>>543299502Dan will never get out of the shadow of the original show
>>543299473silk shower caps are comfy
>>543299502>at least 150 pounds overweight>skin tight pants and shirtYou just know there's a whole neighborhood of niggas who see her and are absolutely smitten>Damn girl ayo girl let me get yo snap yo ig girl damn yo i be like dammnn
Did they do a second triple play yet?
>>543299473> bonnetsthey wear them between hair styles. they have to take the old stuff out before they go to the salon (its not pretty under there)
>>543299530Poor Dan.
>>543299727They look like George Jefferson underneath the cap except even more scary like a bunch of cigarette butts attached to a bald head
>>543299473>When did niggers start wearing those stupid bonnets?TIL
Did anyone see the guy last week who accused, rather inarticulately, agent provocateurs of wreaking havoc in his community to frame upstanding citizens before threatening the cops and camera crew?
>If I say 1-0-1, it means femaleThat's 3 syllables. Female has 2.What is the point?
>>543299871
>>543299807>Search sponsored by the ADL on duckduckAsk how many Jews owned salve ships and were slavery owners in the south
Gay mike singletary
dogshit AZ camerafag strikes again
>>543299516l dont know if you remember this guy.... l live pretty close to this place. l guess people lived there on the honor system. one time, a patient walked just walked out. called an uber. asked the driver to stop at a bank. went in, robbed the bank. got back in the uber and made it home. he was busted the next day
>>543300047Truth it was making my head hurt
this is pathetic
Rip to that Turo rental car
Tom Morris jr spitting facts…. Lmao
sticks bringing up Brian Fellows was funny
I’m tired of Shaq being in 3/5 commercials
>>543299897Yeah, that guy lol. He reminded me of the bystander that ran up to the cops arresting a quad wheeler who wrecked out in traffic, complaining of other people committing far worse crimes in an adjacent town.
>>543300061Oh man I remember this! These ads would always run on late night tv
>>543294157>Bernalillowhere is she bros
>>543300468promoted to detective
oy vey zogbots extorting citizens for their jewish master? heckin baste
>>543300047It's probably a female>Low angle >Stupid zooming >Constantly moving the camera because of the weight is too heavy
>>543300468Yall scared her off and the lake county bitch north of Chicago off from livepd and you wonder why they never return
>>543298839Wow, glad you are OK anon. Jesus Christ is king.
Howdy y'all! Been a coon's age since I done watched me some TV! Hey, does any of y'all know what happened to that dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks cop from Nye County? That one who, more'n a year back, just went and charged at this poor homeowner, throwin' him right through his own front window for no darn reason, then blamed the homeowner for it! I'm always wonderin' what became of that no-good sumbitch.
>that could be itdan is quite the detective
Come on, there's nobody in that car, just approach
>>543300568Man, she is so cute
>>543299502The face her belly is making is freaking me out
>>543300579maybeand the worst>zooms in, pans the camera while zoomed, subject completely out of frame, shaking like an addict, absolute insane angles, directly into light and the groundmakes me almost vomit
Hey opl...
just looked. those byrna guns start at $399. 5 shots. they sell four different guns: two orange, two all black. "red dot ready"
>>543300631Amen anon
>>543300744checked and kek'd
>>543300938No serious person is going to shoot paintballs loaded with pepper spray at some one attacking them, except for the faggots in the northeast where it’s a crime to shoot somebody while they’re raping your wife and holding you at knife point and they would still say you had the duty to retreat…
>>543301051They're a big sponsor of a popular conservative talk radio show out of Massachusetts that I listen to. I'm not a faggot; I've got a real gun and don't live there, but if you're a cucked bitch that lives there it's probably not a bad option. You also don't need a permit for one in Massachusetts like you do for a gun.
why is kevin hart popular?
>>543301189humiliation ritual world champion
>>543301109I live in the south and I carry a large caliber gun that if I have to shoot it’s going to put a big nigger down with one or two shots…Byrna is also a big advertiser down here but there is no way imma trust shooting some ineffective pepper balls at some tweaked out meth/crack head or some huge nigger crashing out… if I have to defend my life I want that faggot to die
>>543299807All information now is filtered through and subverted by leftist ideology. Black women don’t wear head coverings because slaves did. They do it when their hair ain’t did. The left is so evil.
>>543301109>THANKS TO RECIPROCITY LAWS…I sometimes listen to conservative am stations at night when I sleep and hear them constantly lol
dorchester county seems like a great place to run from the police
I don't think that dog knows what it should be doing
>do you wanna work on some grounding techniques?
>>543301189Kevin hart is a faggot and has been an industry plant since he came on the scene…
>>543301452I see the bush
>>543301390The "punishment" for being a criminal perpetrator is having officer cutie talk you through a relaxation technique? I’m a law abiding citizen and I get a boss that yells at me for not doing things he forgot to tell me to do.
2 pints of vodka, certified chug
>>543301303less lethal is always god damn retardedanybody who chooses that shit deserves to get annihilated
>>543301536Fucking Miebo. How does it work?
>>543301303Yes, exactly. Plus, if you kill the person trying to kill you, they can't testify against you in court.
can't park there
