https://nypost.com/2026/09/25/business/mcdonalds-promises-to-bring-back-colorful-playplaces-in-bid-to-win-over-frustrated-parents/
too fucking late, kids would rather stare at iPad than go play in a ball pit, and millennial parents don't like mcdonalds
They will put some poison in the plastic that leeches out when its exposed to sinlight. Just the type of cunts they are
>>543302661No, but I can. Let me hit the mega millions and I will single handedly keep mackies and taco bell in business. I am Americas greatest warrior
>>543302661AKA plastic nigger zoos. Don't send your kid in there it's not right
>>543302661Deploy a humanoid robot dressed like ronald mcdonald to chase the kids around
just bring back McPizza…
>>543302661Who would bring their kid there with all the weird doordash bros hanging around
>>543302661>McDonalds to offer free ghetto daycareWe all know how this ends.
>>543302661I'm 40 and can barely remember mcdonalds playgrounds. Average parents of young kids are what? 23-35? But we live in a gerontocracy where the 70 year olds running mcdonalds think the 50 year olds who remember the playgrounds are raising young kids.
>>543302661What about lowering the food prices and lowering the food prices and increasing the food quality and lowering the food prices?
>YO it will be COOL and COLORFUL and CHILD-FRIENDLY!>Like 90% of black women have herpes and hepatitis>Kids go in black play pen>Everyone leaves mcdonalds with herpes and hepatitisNot possible in america anymore to do this, it's bad enough people will be getting shot in the ball pits but diseased niggers are just gonna infect everyone with who knows what.
>>543303532yeah idk why people make these threads without giving it like ten seconds of thought. shit like playplaces, display game systems, hell even blockbuster simply cant exist in such a browned up shitty low trust society.
>>543302661What's the over/under on a pajeet shitting in the ball pit?
>>543302661Post-COVID people are NOT going to bring their kids anywhere near those nigger disease pools
>>543303433Niggers are evilhttps://www.woodtv.com/news/ottawa-county/daycare-worker-accused-of-sexual-abuse-faces-23-new-charges/
>>543302661Those only worked in white communities. Now that everyones overrun with nons it will be far to dirty for humsn kids to play in.
>>543303433This is actually how every nigger grows up lol
>>543302661Making your restaurant warm and inviting hurts shareholder profits somehow.
>>543302661No way. Kids are demons these days, they'll break shit, fight, I don't even trust them in schools let alone a public place with only crackhead parents to supervise them.People don't deserve nice things. That's the greatest redpill of all. People deserve a prison planet. Now if only the jailers weren't supreme shitheads too, we'd be just dandy.
>>543302661I didn't even like going into those as a kid, nevermind mids nowadays in those shitpits>the structures always felt poorly secured and wobbled around>they were usually filthy because kids were in there>the weird kids who shit themselves at school would also shit themselves in the ball pitNowadays the jeets would all probably treat it like a communal toilet.
>>543303438We had one of these fuckers when men were men
>>543302661>put your toddler in with niggersGet me 5000000 shares right now, I don’t care what they cost
we aren't the high trust fun society anymoreit's an ok gesture I guess
>>543302661kids now don't do physical play like this. if mcdonalds wants kids playplaces they need to give them beds and couches to sit on and cell phones or tablets.
>>543302661Just drop the kiddie shit already and focus more catering to young adults and working class wage slaves.
Nobody in here gets it. McDonald’s doesn’t think anyone is going to use these playplaces, they think lonely millennials are going to sit in McDonald’s and stare at them, like how you go look at the tombstone of your grandpa every once in a while.
>>543303627>This is actually how every nigger grows up lolNo lies detected.
>>543304061Grim.
unless they bring video game consoles back into mcdonalds like they did in the 2000s it will flop
>>543303570A shitjeet doing this would just make them throw out every single ball, not able to adequately clean them and not worth the time.Something like a public pool can work because you just powerwash the place and put in enough chemicals to kill every living organism, the thought of having a bunch of hard-to-clean surfaces around browns just doesn't work.It's why they make everything out of single solid pieces of steel where browns are, because the staff are also brown and aren't gonna clean all that shit.
>>543302793What do you think they're putting in the play place retard?
>>543303433That poor black boy is so systematically oppressed and dealing with racism, it drives him to violence. This is all the colonizers fault.
>>543302661>save McDonald'sremoving niggers and serving real food would be a start
>>543302661Fuck no. They'd need to install tablets on every table and then replace them when some little shit or nigger inevitably break them.
>>543302661everything but just lowering prices
>>543303433This makes little white girls pussies wet
>>543302661>I can't feed my kids with $10 anymore!>okay here's nigger daycare lol
>>543302661>bring back color PlayPlace >expect the browns to take care of itDo McNiggers really? I was just in a McDonalds today and it was overrun with brown people. Loud, obnoxious, and no one except the cook is taking the job seriously. The PlayPlace will turn to shit within in 6 months
>>543302661lol. Good luck with that. Niggers are why play areas had to be removed in the first place.And if McDonald's made decent or reasonably priced food to begin with, McDonald's wouldn't be having the problems it is now.There's no way McDonald's C-suite is unaware of the core problem. They're just being fucktards.
>>543303174>plastic nigger zoosThat's why McDonald's play areas had to be removed or closed in the first place.
>>543302793fpbpShouldn't have gotten rid of it in the first place.
>>543303627lmao very nice
>>543303438Nope. There were still lots around right up to 2019.
>>543303532>nigger somehow gets injured in play pen>sues for 78 trillion dollars>mcdonalds is raycis
>>543307598There are still some in my city they're all indoors
>>543302661No. Niggers will ruin it. We can't have nice things anymore. Nobody steps inside anyway. They either go to the drive thru or order it with door dash.
>>543302793The ball pits smelled like dirty socks.They replaced the McDonalds-themed springy horses and Hamburglar jail at the McDonalds I went to when I was young with a nasty ball pit.
>>543303316I like this. This could work.
>>543303501This too, is the right idea. Lot of good ideas in this thread.
>>543302661>be too lazy to cook>take children to MdDonalds for greasy slop>Hey look, the classic PlayPlace!>full of violent niglets>full of stinky fat brown kids>adult jeets recording video of other peoples' children>vomit in the ball pit
>>543302661No, these are temporary spaces, no places, circus tents of the mobile money churchSee John Margolies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP3qGp_5Y_w
