i saw vsauce today i never knew he lived in NZ
If he wears a rag on his head and has an AK he would look really cool.
What do you call that phenotype?
>>543316856ancient sumerian
>>543316780kek I agree
Is this what you niggers wanted
>>543316676[Screen opens on a sharp, abrupt jump cut. Michael’s face is inches from the camera. The background is a stark, dusty, rocky desert. He doesn't blink.]MICHAEL: I am safe.[Classic Vsauce "Jake Chudnow - Moon Men" music kicks in instantly]MICHAEL: Or... am I? And what is safety, really?[He takes a step back, tilting his head slightly, raising an eyebrow.]MICHAEL: To a modern Westerner, safety might mean a seatbelt. A locked door. A savings account. But to the Pashtunwali—the ancient ethical code of the tribal regions here in the Hindu Kush—safety is found in Nanawatai. Asylum. Protection granted to anyone, even an enemy, who asks for it.Which got me thinking... what if I didn't just ask for it? What if I... applied for membership?[Abrupt jump cut. Michael is now wearing his signature rimmed glasses, but he has awkwardly draped a traditional local woolen patu shawl over his blazer.]MICHAEL: Last week, I joined the Taliban.[The music stops dead with a vinyl scratch. A two-second pause of pure silence as Michael stares blankly into your soul.]MICHAEL: It turns out, their human resources department is surprisingly... analog. But it raises a fascinating question. If a group controls a state, but the United Nations doesn't recognize that state, do they actually exist?[The music builds back up, low and mysterious.]MICHAEL: In physics, an object's existence is proven by its interaction with other objects. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, it still creates acoustic vibrations. But if a government issues a passport, and no border control agent on Earth accepts it... does that passport have mass?[He suddenly whips around, pointing directly at a rusty old Soviet-era tank sitting in the sand behind him.]And as always... thanks for watching.
I watched him before he became Vsauce. That’s my biggest claim to fame
he looks good for 70
>>543316676I always hated this faggot and anyone who liked him
>>543317241lost
>>543316676where? what city?
>>543316676>In 2016, Stevens married Marnie,[34] a New Zealander,[35] and moved to Los Angeles.[36] They had a daughter, Maeve, in August 2019.[37] As of February 2026, Stevens resides in Colorado.[38]interesting
>>543317241It's perfect...
>>543316676You used to be able to sort by earliest to latest on YouTube so u looked at his very first uploads and this faggot was always trying to go viral. The first video he has is a thumbnail of a half naked woman, after a few videos like this he starts landing on the vsauce style content of fun facts.
>>543317389yummy yummy
>>543316780Damn, vsauce jihad arc would be wild>vsauce, Muhammad here
>>543318373Does this mean he's not banging that redhead? More like cucksauce
>>543320030I came.
>>543317241You niggas ask chatgpt to write you your posts?
>>543317241This is what AI should be used for, not causing blackouts.
>>543317208Doeant really work the facial features dont match...try a pirate?
>>543316676This nigga one of those people who came out the womb bald and just never grew any hair
>>543316856kike
>>543316676meds
>>543316676When he says "Vsauce here", he literally meant HERE.
