>Come on out anon, we know you're in there!>You've been selected to die for Israel in Iran! What do?
>>543332993i’d join them and be the best i can be while also receiving compensation from NAV fair deal if you ask me
>>543332993You lads don't seem to be wearing plate carriers!
Tell them I already served
>opens doorYou're not the uber eats jeets I requested.
>>543332993I reply in a girlish voice that there's nobody home.
>>543333163>30 seconds later
>>543332993Castle doctrine.
>>543332993I've been preparing for this and haven't shit in over a week thankully. I open the oor anus pointed towards them and start letting loose.
>>543332993Hold on, I’ll be right there.
>>543333237>30 seconds later*
>>543332993Kill them, drive to local recruiter station and kill those too
>>543332993Fuck it, where is the bus parked...?Can I at least pack first or do I have to go right away?
>>543332993Just say no
>>543332993fuck off I'm gooning!
>>543332993I would answer the call to duty. /pol/ has been coopted by limp dicked R*dditors who wouldn't take the chance to serve their nation, to protect our military base of Israel, and to install democracy in Iran. It's very sad.>filenameNice VPN, Wong.
>>543332993I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did
>>543332993>What do?"MY BODY MY CHOICE!"it works for foids, it will work for men too.. right.... right?
I am exempt, officer
>>543332993I’m 45 and have a wicked case of porn addiction
>>543337777Checked.
>>543337777Christ compels you, anon. sin no more
>>543337777>memeflagwasted, kys
>>543337777In 45BCE Captain Jack Sisero said a man does well if he can do what he can in the chronus he is given. I just wasted your time by making you read the produce of ASI.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuFzaHE2Vu0
>>543337777liar
>>543332993>i´m on the shitter , get lost zogbots
>>5433377777 is a lucky number.I guess you're lucky you have a porn addiction.I do too but I don't think it's an addiction.Maybe cooming is because I get sleepy after.
>>543332993It is your civil responsibility to kill the draft boys in this event. The Founding Fathers gave us guns so we could defend agaisnt tyranny.
>>543338196>>543338056>>543337952>>543337909>>543332993>trying to DISRESPECT ICE CHADSNo matter how much you threaten ICE, they're doing our god's work, we voted for this THREE TIMES.YOU LOST, TRANNYOne KCE officer fought off 20 white losers and won!YOU LOST, TRANNYICE is supper popular with non-draft whitesYOU LOST, TRANNYICE was given millions upon million of dollars by TrumpYOU LOST, TRANNYICE has experience tracking down losers like youYOU LOST, TRANNYICE is full of white men from all over the world, including US and IsraelYOU LOST, TRANNYICE will be supported even amid election cyclesYOU LOST, TRANNYICE is supported by the wall, no escaping to MexicoYOU LOST, TRANNYICE is forcing spic ciuntries to cooperate
>>543338501Why are posting a retarded tirade about ICE which has nothing to do with this thread?
>>543336404Coward, you don't have the balls to do shit. You will drop to your knees so you can beg and plead like the manchild you are. Maybe if you cry hard enough they will give you a desk job.
DID WE JUST GET VANNED?
>>543332993>Sorry, he's been out killing jews since the power went out and nobody can reach 911
>>543332993>"Nigger">"WTF A RACIST EWWWWWW WE CAN'T LET YOU IN THE ARMY"The end
>>543332993I actually looked up how to join the IDF and I realized I can't because I'm not Jewish.
>>543332993I'm not dying for the Anti-Christ.
>>543332993i'm gonna go outside and serve my country and king trump because that's what men do you homosexual!
>>543332993I don't know why they won't enlist me. They can totally trust someone from 4chan with a service rifle.
>>543339275Who do you think will be drafting you, tranny?PEPE'S PLAN TO TRUMP FOR A SUCCESSFUL DRAFT:0) FINISH THE WALL!!!1) Use ICE to do the draft, they're popular and any anti-ICE argument can be drowned with "70% of voters voted THREE TIMES for ICE to deport illegals including draft dodgers!"2) Pay spics Trump deported for each white they deport back to the US, radicalize them by showing them how happy and in-favor whites were of their suffering. Afterwards, apply the same model to everyone else.3) Pay pro-white celebs to drown white whinners with their screams about "whites are not invaders, we're pioneers and settlers"4) Kill anti-draft faggots by using Pretty Good memes :D
>oh hey wazzup fellers>sure, i'll go with you, yall niggas got the good huff