>>543338240Hahaha
maybe the xenos are right about the mon keigh
>>543338240>The Gape Rushers
>>543338240these fucking faggots ruin everything they touch. Everything they involve themselves in invariably becomes another celebration of their deviant sexual proclivities. I fucking hate these narcissistic pieces of shit
>>543338240It's been shit since 5th editionGW have been cunts since 3rdThousands of other games, but Warhams have no balls or imagination$174 for three characters here or I could buy two armies in pewter in an actual wargamer's scale
>>543338552it makes me want to squish their eyes out with my thumbs.
>>543338240What hasn't globohomo subverted outside of Russia and China at this point?
>>543338552That's why the smart money's on the older versions of everything in nerdom. Star Trek/Wars, D&D, Warhammer (both medieval and 40k), video games, just ignore all the new stuff and BAM it's no longer pozzed. Trannies don't want to play the old versions of anything anyway.USAID going away will do the rest.
>>543338240Space marines were always gay. Why do you think the troon armies are always Astartes.
>>543338552You won't do shit about it though.
>>543338615LolGet a load of this retard
>>543338240Warhammer and crossdressing are both hobbies of autistic men, so it shouldn't be surprising that there's some overlap.
>>543338240warp taint hits some harder than others
>>543338240Call them colonizers. They HATE that, a colonizer is one of the worst things a person can be to leftists.
>>543338618The smart money buys their rules and their minis from different places. If you go to the same company for both, this will always happen
>>543338240Imagine if the lore is the star children push shit like this in the empire so people dont have children.
Gaymarines are ok but Ivrein/Guilliman relationships is heresy.Fucking faggots have whole Chaos God associated with them but they need to ruin marines because... just because.
>>543338643You're going to get aids and die all alone. Abandoned and afraid, no legacy, just a used cumsocket discarded by the jews that cheered you on.
>>543338643>hurrdurrraren't you even slightly embarrassed that your entire identity boils down to being a faggot though? Your hobby is being a faggot. Your activism is about being a faggot. Everything you do is about you being a faggot. Doesn't this get tiring? I'm heterosexual and I barely even think about sex and I never talk about it. What the FUCK is wrong with you filthy retards? Why are you so obsessed with our own sexuality to the point it consumes your every breath?
>>543338240Which big brain thought it was good to make Warhammer gay?
>>543338240that's just a 'my guys' of emps childrenprimaris is worse
>>543338240>PeaceDildo 40k
>>543338240>"It is the Current Year. For more than a hundred centuries the Qween Executive Individual has sat immobile on the Rainbow Throne of Earth... To be a non-gender specific person in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the most accepting and most fabulous regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of patriarchy and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of order and stability, for in the gay brightness of the far future there is only queerness. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of drama and tea, and the laughter of thirsting divas.”
what's exactly the problem here? it's gaudy but people have always made up their own chapter oc's. there's even been a canon lgbt faction since the game was created, slaanesh marines and later the dark eldar. y'all are just purposefully getting mad at shit no one cares about at this point.
>>543339005>demons are the canon lgbt factionheh
>>543338886kek, can't wait to read your take on the Chuddus Hisesy.
>>543338240The guy who painted this is named CerberusXt. He’s a faggot and pedofile. He is one of the many rising people trying to subvert 40K and make a quick buck off of faggots. In a just world he would have had his hands smashed. I also think he has a kid which is sad if he really is a pedofile.
That's fanfiction, though.
Being an extremely male dominated hobby I knew a tranny takeover was a matter of time.
>>543338643They have a point though. Many LGBT people are pathologically attention hungry and are fixated on making everything about them. It’s not like space marines were heterosexually coded, desu they’ve always struck me as pretty gay in a Tom of Finland x power armor way. Like the difference between happens-to-be-gay and omg-everyone-must-celebrate-my-existence gay. The former is cool and valid, the latter is exhausting and eventually alienating.
>>543339081Google Slaneesh. The warp god was created from sexual degeneracy. They already had multiple factions and infinite variety since any sentient being can become corrupted.
>gate crushers>anal smasher>gut busters>ass blasters>anal in the assers>hershey's hammers>shit shovers >prostate pulverizers >worm warriors>parasite planters >scat bashers>crap splatters>poo plappers
Why did they have to make sex with twinks look so fucking gay and off putting? Shit like this is why only fuck Asians
40k was always for gay faggots
>>543338240So what? Let everyone do whatever they want. I paint my entire Astra Militarum white, even though the codex is full of niggers. Actually, I think those gaymarines are pretty cool
>>543339211>guys this civilization became extremely decadent and celebrated murder and shit>fags: like buttsex?bet
>>543338240you can paint warhamsters however you want, this isn't news
>>543338552I want to skin then alive and rape them with a fire poker
>>543339095>10,000 years after the Chuddus Hisesy came the 13th black chudsade. Anodon the corrupter of lol came out of the eye of transphobia to slay the empress of xerkind completing what Chuddus had set out to accomish millenia ago.
>>543339095>"It was highly problematic at first. To turn against xisters, to kill for woke rightism and patriarchy. But we have seen them, how their minds and bodies have become "based". Their very belief systems have been radicalized. This is no longer Chud's treachery. It is his heresy."
>>543338240Once I saw a tranny flag colored space marine army in the reddit Warhammer 40k group. I just commented "Slaanesh army" and I got insta banned in a minute. That was my only comment in that group.When I went to the Games Workshop site a video popped up first about how Games Workshop is such a diverse workspace and they showed a lot of colored people.These were years ago.Games Workshop and WH40k are lost causes.
>>543338240Every turn the Gate Crushers are in play, roll a six sided die for each figure. On a roll of 1, 2, or 3, the figure has taken its own life and is left on the battlefield marking the spot where it died. At all times the Gate Crushers are effected by Terror when in charge distance from and when in combat with, an enemy. If an opposing player says a derogatory word for a homosexual or a trans sexual, the Gate Crushers automatically flee towards their edge of the board.
space king is better
I counter. Your move.
>>543338240Nah thanks, I prefer WoD. We have Phallo-Rectalism Arcanoi for hohols who died on a cock though.
>>543338675Unless you're talking about actual colons.
>>543338240they lost me when they made nigger elvesa non white elf is an insult to everything right and good upon the earth
>>543338643"muh shit covered dick" is your whole lifego rope
>>543340473Dark Elves are superior
>>543339543>Games Workshop is such a diverse workspace and they showed a lot of colored people.I've never seen a black person at any Warhammer store, or playing W40K. I can't even find any photos of it.
>>543341168Dark elves are supposed to be the color of Obsidian not Africa you swine
>>543341322>>543341168You're both wrong, nigger elves are jewish heresy.
>>543338643you're the one with shit on your hands and mouth and penis and teeth no mstter how much soap you use you'll never scrape off the smell
bump
>>543338240if you like warhammer and are not printing your own figurines you are a gigantic faggot
>>543338240More like Warhammer 40GAY
>>543338240Astartes II is coming out soon, and it shouldn't be as pozzed. However, I'm not getting my hopes up. Games Workshop employees are literal basedboys, glasses, beard, bald, the whole 9 yards; and they love inserting woke nigger troonslop into everything possible. They recently dialed-back onn the implementation of female Custodes; but they will keep trying to force shit in any way they can.At least with board games, people can create their own lore and scenarios and even 3d-printed custom models; independent of what the licensed manufacturers try to peddle.
>>543338675Call them boring. They really hate that.
>>543342748>it shouldn't be as pozzedWhat makes you say that aside from USAID running out?
>>543341247Board games are, especially at the competitive level; are almost exclusively full of autistic White and Asian men. Look at the lineup of Magic the Gathering world championship tournaments, for example. The aggressive campaigns to get niggers and women into board games are the shitlib creators projecting their own guilt.
>>543342863Astartes I wasn't pozzed and it's the same creator that GW hired; and it primarily focuses on helmeted Space Marines who don't care about sex or politics. That said, GW will probably try to shove a sassy black girlboss imperial guard somewhere.
>>543338240>-100% resistance to slaanesh and nurgle corruption
>>543338552They have the shite-ass touch.
>>543342958>Astartes I wasn't pozzedI dunno dude mucking around with new stuff trepadatiously just in case it's pozzed... it sounds like it's more fun to just play the older editions where you know for sure it isn't pozzed.
>>543342807Didn't that bald guy who called them boring lead to them doing the nervous fake laugh circle jerk about him for a month?
>"Everyone should be allowed to paint their armies however they want" anons when they see an LGBT themed army
>>543338240If nobody is complaining about LGBT space marines, why do WH40K nerds spazz out over female space marines? Those would be cool but even cooler would be Chaos Sisters of Battle, not just the odd one but an entire sisterhood.
>>543338618>just live in the past bro, no need to push back or do anything. Just let them rule the world while you re-watch deep space 9 for the 100th time
>>543338643Imagine being so self conscious about your sexuality that you need warhammer minis to embrace you. Its sad
>>543338240Not going to bother reading all the comments, already got pretty far down. Do any of you idiots realize this is a fan submission of his non-canon army yet?
>>543338240primaris marines are gay as fuck.
>>543338618I mean 3d printers do exist. What's stopping the nerd community from simply cutting out the middle man?
>>543344205They're already doing that actually. Detail isn't as good though.
>>543344319I think there are videos which show resin 3d print actually has more detail than original minis.
>>543338240>the emperor's dilatorsI'm glad my hobby of model building has not been infested with these faggots, probably because it's easier to subvert fictional universes. But I figure it's only a matter of time, they'll weasel their identity politics into everything. Worst we got right now is some OF fridge who tries too hard to be sexy while her cuck husband frets about her being near sharp objects.
>>543343541Exactly. Don't become buy-curious. Your old D&D books are fine.
>>543338552I don't play with cards or toys for children, but community colleges will often have tabletop events and...this probably represents a decent chunk of the playerbase now. Sucks to get old but you have to put down the funkopops and accept that they're not for you anymore.
>>543345203Nerds made all these companies, we can BREAK them. D&D is boomer shit anyway, largely. That's good.
>>543344881God i hate this cunt, i see her shit pop up from time to time and i block it every opportunity i get
>>543338618I play only very old games - for years it's been mainly stuff from the '90s. Almost everyone is White and Negros are practically nonexistent. Feels good, man.
>>543345366Checked, right now I am playing Pool of Radiance on C64. It's in every way, the archetype of a modern RPG.
>>543345351lol, go look up her leaks
>>543339232i dont know why i laughed at 'poo plappers' but i did
