Will I actually make friends if I go to church?
No you won’t you freak just stay inside never do anything
>>543342011That's not why you go to church. And that particular Church is Christian. All they do is give thanks to God, Worship God, and receive the sacramentsNo social clubs. Christ forbid it.
>>543342011No. You also need to go to the youth meetings or other get-togethers after church.
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>>543342413Mm I plan on it
>>543342011No most of the people I meet are strange coverts who have no other interests than the church. Makes conversations hard
>>543342011Mejor El Ken's WingHouse
>>543342011yeah, but only old ladies
>>543342011lol no, it’ll be a bunch of old boomers who ignore you
>>543342591Sounds like my kind of people
>>543342011There are only old women in our churches.
>>543342011No Unless you are of proper breeding stock to arrange marriage with someone's daughter You're better off praying on your knees every night before bed and having a relationship with Christ , a personal relationship
>>543342609>old ladies will be your friends at church You’re better off chatting it up with the librarian
>>543342011We are a Christian nation, aren't we?
>>543342664You can put Christ above all but have other interests. What is this supposed to be? A monastery? I want to talk about other things than some saint I’ve never heard of
>>543342767Coffee hour nigga
>>543342816That’s all they mention. I’ll take them out for a drink or to smoke a tobacco pipe and that’s all they have. I’m cool with talking about it but is that all? Sounds more like some dick measuring contest where everyone try’s to show how much they know. It’s gay and self exultation
>>543342946Damn. Idk what to tell you. No one knows how how to make friends anymore.
>>543343164That’s why I don’t friends based on church. My friends followed me into it and learned it. I follow Martin Luther’s style of writing. Simple even though it’s deep when reading other documents. When people speak to me about it in such a way it is pretentious way I will not care. Speak like a common man
>>543342011Depends which church. At the Greek Orthodox church I used to go to they'd have greek coffee and cake after divine liturgy and there was a potluck dinner during the week for young adults. At a Catholic parish there is almost no social interaction. You have to participate in extra curricula activities to meet people. I don't know about protestant denominations because I'm not protestant.
>>543343569Friendliest churches I’ve been to are Lutheran and Russian Orthodox. Only went to the orthodox for a project but all of them were kind
>>543342011But you don't believe in God. You're a racist faggot.
>>543342011i've tried this numerous times and it doesn't workjust the opposite, I've found. people are less friendly in church.that doesn't mean they're not good people or it's not worth doing. but you're not going to get something out of going to church. the idea is to give something up.
>>543343794Settle down, rabbi. I’m sure some of them still believe your his people
>>543342011Dunno, maybe. If you have trouble making friends I'm not sure why Church would be any different but yeah, maybe.
No..church friends are about the church and thats it. So everything revolves around the church and raising money to donate overseas.If you want friends find a dungeons and dragons group or a board game group or s hiking group
>>543342011>Will I actually make friends if I go to church?Yes but they will all be wankers.
>>543342011Don't listen to the fags telling you no. You can make friends anywhere. It all depends on your attitude.
>>543342011Don't go for friends.Go for yourself, and more importantly, your relationship with Christ.
>Men your age at churchThey're with their families or they just stay home>Women your age With families and if they're at church they'll henpeck you / moralfag you, even if they don't believe it themselves>Either of them olderThey just want something from you and will never interact further with you. Hey jim bob, how's work? Great, tom, what you been up to? you know, stuff.good to hear haha see you when you get back from vacationIt's literally like that, even for my little church I go to you only see a couple old church ladies out at the bars - so 3 people in the whole church really that you'll see IRL.
>>543342011yes but be patient. It takes approximately two weeks
>>543342011A wave of boomers will swarm you and flood you with questions. It's like they want sex or something and they are so annoying. I came here to worship, not jaw jack every cuck moron while the country collapses
>>543342011Only imaginary ones
>>543342011Yeah, but it's equivalent to going to a D&D group. Just a bunch of fake fairy tales bullshit.
>>543342011Everyone in this thread talking about boomers probably doesn't go to Church. The honest answer is it depends on which one. As for meeting people and making friends yes, you will. I did.Most importantly you will meet QUALITY women in Church.Try a Russian Orthodox Church.I would also recommended other Orthodox Churches.If that isn't for you stay away from any Church with a rainbow flag and avoid any Zionist Evangelical organizations. Don't listen to the NEETS on this board until you try a few yourself.
>>543342011I'm catholic and have to say my answer is no, unfortunately.
>>543342011probably not. In my experience if you are good at making friends you will in church or out of church. And if you are bad at making friends then you will probably just end up sitting in church by yourself... and most people will just leave you alone. And if they talk to you you will be akward and they will not be your friend.Your problems will persist with or without church, with or without medication, with or without psychiatrist. And people will just keep saying to you "You just need church, you just need medication, making friends is easy". But in fact they are wrong. The best advice comes from this board. You simply stop caring. And if you do this all of a sudden people want to be your friend. Stop caring about them, stop caring about what people think, stop caring about being alone or not, just do what makes you happy and then you will have friends. No more worry.
Yeah. You’ll make friends with Jesus, nigga
>>543342206>that's not why you go to churchSpoiler, retard: community is the ONLY reason to go to church.
>>543342011The people are church are the same judgmental assholes as everywhere else. Depends on how big the congregation is and their views on outsiders/the less dogmatic.
>>543342534This video is ragebait. One fake church set up by Jews to syphon money from gullible Baptist retards does not represent the church.
>>543347006crossnigger cope. all of you people are jew worshipping shabbos goyim in one way or another, most just aren't as open with it as these assholes.
>>543342011>make friendsFirstly, you dont need more friends. What you need is a woman. Secondly, church here is mostly old people, like over 90%. Although just last month I came across the hottest girl imaginable, just before she took her vows. Dumber than a bag of fucking bricks but otherwise absolute toptier tradwife material. Big ass, nice tits, cute face, child-bearing hips... the whole damn package. Damn waste about her becoming a nun at age 19 but she grew up an orphan and those disgusting dykes got to her early and groomed her. Fucking criminal shit if you ask me. Anyway, steer clear of churches. They are full of geriatrics and retards
>>543342011yeah you can. i’d recommend it even if you’re not fully convinced about the jewsus stuff, they’re a good place to meet people who are at least trying to do “the right thing.”
>>543342206>Christ forbidOh so he came and added to the law huh
If you dress nice, keep your car clean and have a job, yes. They will be sizing you up the second you walk through the door. Any fault you have whether those problems are in or out of your control you will be judged for them. Churches are like any other group of people, few cool people, lots of assholes. The assholes are usually people who have never faced hardship a day in their lives and they won't be understand why you face them. They'll assume God isn't blessing you because you're still sinning. If you're interested in God just buy a Bible and read it. There's plenty of free online Bible apps, and Bible studies etc.
Depends on the church
A lot of this>>543345468If you go to church to make friends then you aren’t going for church. People already going are going for church so you won’t have anything in common. There are other more social churches but their Jesus is gay
