>takes on the entire world>winsHOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO IT!!!???
On June 14, 1946, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, "I need a caretaker." So God gave us Trump.God said, "I need someone willing to get up before dawn, fix this country, work all day, fight the Marxists, eat supper, then go to the Oval Office, and stay past midnight at a meeting of the heads of state." So God made Trump."I need somebody with arms, strong enough to russle the deep state, and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild. Somebody to ruffle the feathers, tame cantankerous World Economic Forum, come home hungry, have to wait until the First Lady is done with lunch with friends, then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon. And mean it." So God gave us Trump."I need somebody who can shape an axe, but wield a sword. Who has the courage to step foot in North Korea, who can make money from the tar of the sand, turn liquid to gold, who understands the difference between tariffs and inflation, will finish his forty hour week by Tuesday noon, but then put in another seventy-two hours." So God made Trump.God had to have somebody willing to go into the den of vipers, call out the fake news for their tongues as sharp as serpents. The poison of vipers is on their lips, and yet stop. So God made Trump.God said, "I need somebody will be strong and courageous, who will not be afraid or terrified of the wolves when they attack. A man who cares for the flock, a shepherd to mankind who would never leave nor forsake them. I need the most diligent worker to follow the facts, and remain strong in faith. And know the belief of God and Country. Somebody who's willing to drill, bring back manufacturing, and American jobs, farm the lands, secure our borders, build our military, fight the system all day, and finish a hard week's work by attending church on Sunday, and then his oldest son turns and says, 'Dad, let's make America great again. Dad, let's build back a country to be the envy of the world again.'"So God made Trump.
>>543346313>wi-
>>543346313THE ABSOLUTE MAD LAD !
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>>543346313>Decided against invading Russia in the winter
>>543346313memes are too powerful
So how did he win? Run this one by me because we seem to be in a worse position.
>>543346450Y O U L O S TT R A N N Y
>>543346567>>543346586>foreigners and liberals are madgood sign!
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How much is Iran paying for a gallon of diesel again?Oh yeah. $0.03
>>543346313>takes on the entire worldin the ass?
>>543346539Uh, Anon, Elon and Larry are already working on making it Communist.
>>543346648>$0.03how many rials is that? 50,000?
>>543346626Not really
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>>543346313 I'm kind of impressed of how he can find new ways to lose on so many levels.
>>543346313TOTAL JEET DEATHTOTAL MIGGER DEATHTKD
>>543346313He does nothing. He is just a Jewish puppet.
>>543346313>Golden age!>Winning!>Drill baby drill!
>>543346313Shut up migger
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>>543346972DOWN UNDA
>>543346313blud cant even win a game of golf
>>543346313Seems like he's having another meltie over his imminent ass gaping in November, but miggers would consider shitting in your hand, and eating it on camera winning if he did it.
>>543346313We will see how it turns out. They may use him as a fall guy so the next globalist weasel can benefit. Let's hope not.
>>543346567He’s jewish
>>543346313If this is him winning I’d hate to see what him losing looks like
>>543346313Forever winning.No one can defeat mighty Trump.
>>543346313YMCA
>>543346313Blow banging jewish cocks.
He was able to get so much money through shady dealings like his crypto token that was just a way to scam money from retards and for ppl to illegally donate money to him that's also a tax right off and that's how him and his sons made so much money more money than any other president or senatorwith stuff like market manipulation and he will get away with it because everyone is to retarded to stop him. So all you really need to be successful in like is scam retards and support Israel even if Israel rape your country.
He's a retard
