>In an hour-long procedure, a veterinary surgeon implanted a microphone in the cat's ear canal, a small radio transmitter at the base of its skull, and a thin wire into its fur. This would allow the cat to innocuously record and transmit sound from its surroundings. Due to problems with distraction, the cat's sense of hunger had to be addressed in another operation. Small batteries implanted around its rib cage to supply the power for the transmitter and microphone. Victor Marchetti, a former CIA officer, said Project Acoustic Kitty cost about $20 million.
fuck cats kill em all
>>543347967Bro, I can't wait till you hear about what 'birds' can do.
>>543348019
That post war period was the peak of working for spooksEvery pie in the sky idea got greenlit and was showered with cash
Acoustic Kitty is usually a Kitten between 1 and 2 years old and exhibits exceptional skills in affection since its handlers are upper crust from spare no expense jewish studios.
These are the same people who got explosives in pagers, through delta airlines bag check scanners millions of times, over a decade, without a single functionary finding it. Acoustic Kitty doesn't even show up as elite tech on that spectrum. Did you know the CIA has toilet paper in the bathrooms too? It rolls out so you can wipe your ass when you're done shitting, it's for hygiene, and there's a sink to wash your hands.
>>543347967Okay, kek! This is based.
>>543348019The fuck did you just say? Do you know where you are? 4chan loves cats. We even celebrate a special cat holiday once a week here. Watch your fucking mouth next time
>>543348369>>543348019this isn't reddit, fuck cats this is a dog board
>>543347967Cats are verminThey make great decor though
>>543348409The dog thing is a mental disorder
>CIA Remote controlled birds.wut?>You heard me. Lol. >get back here you little shithead I need to xray you for CIA trackerjackers.
>The dog thing is a mental disorder
