Enjoy these last hours on Earth.Trump and Putin are sending the commands right now for a war that cannot be won.
>>543348802I can't sleep anyways
niggers tongue my anus
See you tomorrow retard
>>543348802Okay. I'm awake. What now?
>>543348802
>>543348802What the hell did you just prepare for, citizen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in underground survival, I’ve stockpiled over 300 cans of beans, and I’m trained in economic collapse survival tactics. I’m the top prepper in the entire continental United States. You are nothing to me but just another uninformed normie. I will warn you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words.You think you're safe because you’ve got a savings account? Think again, civilian. As we speak I am contacting my network of off-grid operatives across the country and your local fiat currency is being devalued right now, so you better prepare for the storm.Do not go to New York. In the coming weeks, that place is going to light up like a Christmas tree in a microwave. Buy as many guns as your budget and local laws allow (or don’t—your call). Ammunition will vanish faster than your retirement fund.Hyperinflation is coming. You’re gonna wish you had a wheelbarrow of silver and a Bitcoin flash drive shoved in your bug-out bag. Keep cash? Ha! Good luck bartering Monopoly money for a bottle of iodine tablets.I’ve been identified by the secret prepper council as the leaker of the last few Reddit posts. I know this means the black helicopters are en route. This is my final broadcast.But YOU? You still have time. The fate of the free world rests in your trembling, Dorito-dusted hands.DO NOT let Israel win this war, whatever that means to you. Interpret it cryptically. Spread this post wide like I spread conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving dinner.Guns. Silver. Ammunition. Water. Spam. Tactical cargo pants. These will be your sacred relics when society collapses under the weight of its own unpreparedness.You think this is a game? I’ve survived 12 economic doomsday predictions, 9 end-of-the-world dates, and a Costco run during a toilet paper shortage. I’m ready. Are you
>>543348888Nice eights.
>>543348802>Trump and Putin are sending the commands right now for a war that cannot be won.Only Russia is capable of destroying the World or parts of it.
>>543348802Lol you're late by like 4 years.Putler and Trump already started the unwinnable wars and lost
>>543348802It'd be nice if the waiting were over, but somehow I feel like I'll still be getting up to go to work tomorrow.I work at a grocery store, so once I can't go in we're probably pretty fucked.
>>543348888oh it's actually happening this time isn't it
>>543348919>Dood wat nou?Prepare for battle, young jedi.
>>543348802kike>>543348888Jews are not humans, being instead demonic entities. This is the only philosophically consistent position.
>>543348802>Enjoy these last hours on Earth.>Trump and Putin are sending the commands right now for a war that cannot be won.Promises, promises...
>>5433488022 more weeks
sure thing faggot keep me posted
>>543348802nothing ever happens
nothing ever happens
>>543348802it me
empath here. he is right. this full moon is special.
>>543349227>empath here>>>/x/
>>543348888checked, samehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXwedHR70Qg
FOR THE EMPRAH
>>543348802I'm in brazil and specifically in some random ass part of it, i'm going to be completely fineEnjoy anihilation niggers.
>>543348802I'm an alcoholic. I don't sleep. Anyway, what's ya'lls drink of choice for the end of the world? For me it's picrel
>>543348953Monologue isn't novel it's a steaming pile of shit yes your big fat ass is blocking my otherwise perfect view of empty space get the fuck out of my way before i beat you senseless with my fucking nutssevere weather advisory my face your nuts uhgughughughguhguhgugh tomorrow partly cloudy
>>543348888I have bore witness to these holy and blessed numbers. I am here in this great happening thread, feeling esoteric. My body is ready for the nukes.
So I get to kill everyone? Is that my order from the government. I think that's important. /Weren't we doing that? I can show you....Am a fool?
>>543349624i had a few beer, pizza, and this real soda they sell from the 1$ store. I'm out holy shit
>>543349624Well somebody stole my bank card but had enough for sweet as a woman's piss vodka. Very unhappy. very. It's bullshit and too sweet. Rye for me. Fuck everything
>>543348802Zelensky should kill Pynya.
I need a nap
>>543349862Cheap vodka isn't so bad. I used to drink Popov vodka daily. I would wake up craving it. Love that pure ethanol burn. I prefer whiskey nowadays. A nice bourbon whiskey mixed with cinnamon tea. Very cozy combo.
Tell me about crypto... There is one I had some fun with. An app with games.. I ask you guys. "Not gays this time"... Some kind of wallet. Wanna tell me? I was zere. What's the problem. Had drops too. I wasn't in to anything was going to die as always. Like to know though. Shit happens was some old phone I had, before I went straight to hell. Hurry up kI liked it fuck you. Plese. Thought u faggots were my frens. I think my captchas are nuclear bomb mathematical equations btw. Fk u on that too. How can I not think.
>>543348802nothing ever happens.Besides I need to work in the morning. Cheqem
>>543348802Gonna stay up so nothing happens.
>>543350058$80000 ain't no shit. Don't like it! At all. They can die,! Prefer go to hell. No fun,!!!!#never again. But just turday. Ok
>>543348802see you guys tomorrow after nothing happens
>>543350129>work tomorrow
>>543349624Alberta premium
>>543350279Literally? You cannot.You ridiculous idiot. No way. No. That's not happening. I called it. Fuck you. Just no.
>>543350106>>543350252>>543349770>>543349862Sheesh this guy is drunk! Don't worry, anon, we are in this hell together! One more shot to spite our enemies! Cheers!
>>543350349I made a mess. Gfy. And you deserve it. hm. Only because of me2. Btw way ahead of you. How's that feel. A prompt. Watch. They want to. Not insane at
>>543350537>>543350537But through the roof though? Merry Christmas and hallelujah+am a dinner jacket.... Buddy theWell you run the gauntlet MN r.
>>543350537But. Seriously.
>>543349674Absolutely btfo,? How dare you. Am here MN wpan wtf! You can't do that! Rules! Ok. You must comply,! Apologize.No way did you just say that.
>>543349628You should be more worried about fucking koalas that have herpes like your Canadian brethren who like fucking animals
>>543348802WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
>>543350129this
>>543348802I might ave believed you but then I read Trump
