>wah wah there’s no jobs>oh nice i got an interview. Let me completely nuke my chances because im a caffeine addictWhat a bunch of fucking morons
>>543350226Journalists and women should be raped and killed by the niggers they support.
>muh beanwater
>Coffee but cold!
>>543350226Drink 1+h before so you’re energetic
>>543350226While this is a solid retard move, its fascinating the way the media portrays HR faggots running interviews as though theyre worthy of some deep reverence and respect or something. We're already jew cattle. I dont appreciate being reminded.
>>543350226i quit coffee 2 months ago because i started worrying about the pesticides.Caffeine pills now, opened into a glass of water with some sweetener like pre-workout or bcaas.
>>543350715The stuff these Zoomers are drinking is basically frozen dessert in a cup so much sugar and whipped cream
>>543350715>Get this: we'll take these room temperature beans, and then make them hot, and then make them cold, and then warm them up again in our tummies!
>>543350774soon HR will be a thing of the past, or in a broom closet shared with the custodians.
Soon the zoomers will be forced to discover caffeine pills, which are like 5 cents for two cups of coffee worth or something.
>>543350226>WHY WONT ANYONE WORK>Workers show up >HOW DARE YOU COME TO BEG FOR WORK CARRYING A DRINKI guess the employers don't want workers that bad yet.
>>543350780A man of taste and culture just like me?!
>>543350793Would robot HR be more or less dystopian? I can't even tell anymore.
>>543350226kek clueless mongs, are they really bringing their shitty watery iced coffees to job interviews, why not bringing a sandwich and a tub of ice cream too?
>>543350848Less, because of the hilarity.
>>543350834I'm just like you if you avoid those energy drinks that give you ass cancer or something. frens?
>>543350226the virgin emma burleigh. the chad sophie caldwell. https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/09/25/iced-coffee-job-interview.html
>>543350832this. wtf??
Who would drink coffee before/during a job interview? Aren't you nervous enough?
>>543350226
>>543350226There are plenty of jobs, for Jews and their pet Jeets.
>>543350918The CEO is watching to make sure you get a coffee during the interview and bring the dirty cup back to the office kitchen. The test doesn't work if you bring your own cup
>>543350899Will you two faggots STFU
>you're going to work from home now because of some "virus">okay now that the "virus" doesn't exist anymore we got our robots working so we don't need to anymoreIt's only going to get worse and the boomers will die and say "see ya!" while leaving us with this hellscape they've created. Gen A, it'll be hard but please save the human race.
>>543351039> die and say "see ya!"thats how i wanna go out
>>543350970Do extant homo jewskikus commonly show the big nose phenotype due to natural selection? Only the most scheming h. jewskikus survive to reproduce. Is the nose thing similar to how different dog breeds show consistent secondary phenotypes like adorable floppy ears? Fuck dude I bet the gold stars in world War two were just a humiliation ritual. Not like you need modern facial recognition technology to spot a specimen in the wild also the game.
>>543351037
>>543350226How far does your head have to be up your own ass before you get pissy about someone drinking coffee?
>>543350226HR bitches are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for something, anything that would allow them to differentiate between candidates, because they are basically unable to evaluate the potential for an applicant. they have one job and they are clueless about it.
"HR" is just make work for women. It literally has no other purpose.
>>543351227>>543351218Almost like its literally Jewish daycare
>>543350226>Women are terrible workers and are destroying the workplace>Let's blame iced coffee
>>543351559This is the most disgustingly anti Semitic post I've ever seen someone call the ADL
>>543350832You don’t understand anon. They need an excuse to not hire anyone external. So they can say they gave outsiders a “chance” at the position. Finding bullshit reasons to cull off hundreds of applicants is a valued skill nowadays.
Damn dude it's bad
>>543350226>OY VEY! How dare the employim bring a creature comfort to where they'll be toiling for the next several years of their lives!
>>543350226Only american muttgroids care about “news” like this
>>543350715
>>543350226>because im a caffeine addictMillennial here, can someone explain that one to me?Everyone in any company I have been is a caffeine addict. If anything it should be a bonus point for being recruited, no?
>>543351010can you imagine what kind of people would do that>hey come to MY company>have some of MY coffee I insist>hey why you didn't throw YOUR cup?if anything i would want to make sure they leave their cup there to make sure they don't follow stupid online advice.
>>543350226Who in their right mind employs a young person these days anyway? I'm a boomer, my managers are GenX, I told them to skip millenials as that is a dud generation, and our last few "recruits" have been AI agents now. In fact probably the next new meat hire will report to an AI.
>>543356078they are saying if you can afford a coffee you don't need the job bad enough because drinking coffee is wasteful spending in their minds if you aren't drinking water from a hose and eating lightly salted crackers you're doing too much and are not struggling enough to need work at their firm.
This is the HR version of when a girl thinks you're ugly, so she creates a ridiculous excuse to not go out with you
>>543350226I bring a mixed drink to everything. Whiskey and coke. When they ask me what's in the glass I say "whiskey and coke".
>>543350226Is this the new avocado toast cope boomers use to evade the fact they destroyed everything?
>>543356477this is legitimately becoming a problem, women in hiring do interviews like they are vetting a husband, they have all these shit tests and you being qualified for the job isn't even a consideration, its gender, race, and the random shit tests you must pass to get a job you having qualifications isn't even something they look at anymore which is why the quality of everything has decayed so much, these people are looking at hiring like they are selecting for boyfriends at the office and they don't want anyone giving them the ick' they don't care if you can do the job or not, if you're good looking and charismatic it doesn't matter if you've never even looked at the job before now you're in, and an even bigger problem is most of the big wigs at these firms are simps who are sleeping with the staff so they wouldn't dare stop these harpies from destroying the business or else they get sued for sexual harrassment, a lot of these companies are being held hostage with these tactics and no ones doing anything to stop it what happens now is a slow steady decline into complete irrelevancy until someone with balls actually guts corporate americas hr and hiring teams even trump is a giga simp look at that blonde bimbo he has ordering him around.
>>543356524>Society bent most men of that era, but not all
Man,these fucking avocado toasts and iced coffees are truly the great satan and everything wrong in this world
>>543350848Less, because a robot can be trained to be impartial and focus on the aspects that are important for the job. Current day HR is run by women who focus on vibes and treat it more like the dating market than a serious job of trying to find the most capable applicant.Of course in reality the robots will be trained based on human HR workers, so you get the worst of both worlds with robots that act like women. No, you can't fuck them either.
>>543350876if you can't handle me at my slobbiest then you don't deserve me at my jobbiest
>>543350226Yet another "let's wag the finger at the stupid younger generation" article. I remember the Millennial hit pieces well.As a Director, and presently 44 years old, I interviewed MANY people, and I would not have given a single shit if someone had a drink. For in-person interviews you'd have a good chance of stopping by the coffee machine before we started if there wasn't schedule pressure.Herbs
>>543350226>Boomers cry and piss their pants over bean waterWhat a fragile snowflake generation holy shit
I love how unhinged this is. Why does the recruiter give a shit? I thought I was here to work not deal with your bullshit gay test that don't map to reality or the work. I mean can you imagine being perfectly qualified and missing out on a job because some Karen didn't like it that you brought a drink to the interview?
>>543356422But anon, nothing gives them the ick more than a guy desperate for a job. It's just like dating, a guy who already has a job is much more attractive because he's choosing *your* company, compared to a desperate loser who's begging for a chance with anyone. If other companies didn't like him there must be something wrong with him.The ice coffee thing is just failing a vibe check by breaking a custom you didn't even know about because you've never been on a date - I mean job interview - before.
Well the company should offer you a coffee while you talk in the interview. It's basic fucking courtesy.
>>543350226>It isn't really about coffeeok so what's the fucking problem? you want to hire jeets so just do that without jerking people around
>>543350226>completely nuke my chances because im a caffeine addictYou have a HIGHER chance of getting a job by accepting a drinks offer.When someone offers you coffee and you decline it gives off a negative vibe.Asking for a drink they might not have or don't know how to make is probably not a good idea though.The host should offer a choice and you should pick one of them.
>there's 10,000+ people applying to each and every job for lower and lower pay while doing longer and longer hours while middle aged women power flex by actively preventing qualified Straight White Men from being hired>but it's the coffee stopping you from being hired actually
>>543357309it's narcissism on the recruiter's part. they'll never get challenged on why they hired person x instead of person y, it's a job where nobody can ever prove that you made a mistake. so you can invent all these secret courtly rules and dispose of candidates for any stupid reason you feel like. absolute power with zero responsibility
>>543357334I want to die
>>543350970I don't understand this meme, in serious companies HR roasties don't have a say in who gets in or not, they only send email invites to interviews, lead you to the room and serve you water, and eventually give you some cool merch if you make it to the final round.
who gives a fuck, just hire them
>>543351693That is very true, of course, I just felt like being goofy about it.
>>543357209lol
>>543350226This is great news. Who would want to work for such a faggot company to begin with? This way you find out the company is run by retards and you don't have to waste your time.
>>543350226Wait. You said there was a labour shortage?
>>543350715>>Coffee but cold!Why not?On a hot day I prefer iced coffee over hot coffee.You might argue cold brew is a bit of a faff since you have to prepare it about 12 hours in advance.But pouring an espresso over some ice cubes is hardly any extra work.
>>543350226You do not hate boomers enough
>>543357571you're joking and right now you are probably thinking "this doesn't effect me who cares" well you are going to care a lot when the infrastructure and the nation itself resembles south africa in that, rolling blackouts and a completely collapsed and corrupt government and city, you can only hire so many through nepotism and absurd hiring practices like disqualifying people for only a coffee and not their resume before serious declines in quality of life become impossible to ignore, "i don't care about this" will turn into "im sorry it got so bad how do we fix this" and people like you are the big problem in my eyes almost as big as the hiring mafia because you'll willingly turn a blind eye to it like its not real, when its absolutely gutting our corporations and businesses.
>>543357610there is a labour shortage in the EXACT same way there is a good man shortage, women are making the quality assessment based on ick and their standards for ick are out of control
how many planes have to fall out of the sky and crash before people question the quality of the hiring of pilots? how many egregious errors in tech companies have to happen before people question who they hire millions in losses? billions in losses? at what point does the people in charge of these companies sit back and ask, "is it time to deal with the problem in our hr and hiring departments" thats what i want to know, how much in losses is corporate america willing to take before meaningful changes in hiring practices get enacted?
>>543357513Man I hate how worthless HR is. I think management should handle hiring instead. They at least know the requirements of the job. These HR people don't know shit about the work and only exist to ask you dumb questions or make the office a sterile transactional place.
>>543350226How is an individual's personal choice in a beverage hold and relevance to the applicant's ability to perform the job? And don't give me any shit about subjective inferences of their character based on beverage choice, the issue is even noticing or caring about their coffee at all and how it OBJECTIVELY doesn't affect their ability to perform the activities listed in the given job distinction.
>>543357858its illegal not to hire X black people, or to fire a black person (even for cause) etc. in kikemerica
>>543350774Why wouldn't the gatekeepers of employment and thus social status in a jew-run society be revered by jewish journalists?
>>543350715So what? Irrelevant to the job.>>543350690So what? Irrelevant to the job.>>543350780So what? Irrelevant to the job.>>543350790So what? Irrelevant to the job.
>>543357892>relevance to the applicant's ability to perform the jobanon, you are like 30 years behind the times if you think the roasties in HR give a single fuck about that
>>543357950I understand the reality. I'm making a rhetorical point. Sorry, it's a White thing.
>>543357892Bring purple drank to the interview then sue for disparate impact if they don't hire you.
> linkless dailyhebrew screenshot of an ai generated article> 6million replies from losers that obviously never had a jobIf some faggot zoomer showed up in my office carrying a fucking latte or wtv I would tell it to go outside finish your stupid fucking drink and come back in when you're ready not to be a fucking waste of fucking DNA. I don't give a fuck if you're the most skilled individual on the planet, it's disrespectful and you people are idiots. Present yourself like a professional or go work at fucking mcdonalds.
>>543358022yes being an irrelevant cuck is pretty white these
>>543358270days
>>543357714news for you idiot. it's been crumbling for 30 years.
>>543357545In serious companies HR screens the applications first to remove the bozos and the indian scammers, the HR lady can't decide on her own not to hire you but she can decide you're not getting an interview in the first place.
>>543357893i mean just look at the jobs numbers in my country, 90% of all jobs this year went to women, almost NONE went to men, this is obviously discrimination in hiring you don't hit percentages like that without a serious error in judgement, this is being done internally on purpose by people who do the hiring, they are specifically targetting women applicants and pushing mens to the wayside regardless of their intent or qualifications, it should be illegal, and the people who have done hiring in this way should probably go to jail.
>>543350226its just a transition point for the economic units across the world who dont know their place. they dont understand that the boomer at the head of these companies thinks they are moving hell and high water by answering emails sometimes forgetting to take lunch which they will exaggerate to them them struggling or even starving. they expect you, someone who has no stake in the company to have this same mentality but to actually struggle doing the real labour
>>543357927It speaks for professionalism. Are you going to be a nigger? If you bring a coffee youre a nigger. No one is going to hire a nigger anon. You must be a woman.
>>543358317well its going to get significantly worse, as now everything has been turned up to 11, we're accelerating to a decline thats going to be pretty fucking bad without intervention, and its clear the people in charge of these companies are fucking the hires so thats why they need fresh female cattle in the office and most jobs go to women, its all a scam.
>>543358477well you ain't wrong
>>543350226I think this is more of an internet posting genre than a real thing. People have always liked to write about their idiosyncratic "hiring policies", I think because for some its the small bit of power they think they have. Or maybe its because there are so few labour protections in the US.I've hired maybe a dozen people in my working life, but in the UK this is very bound up in rules. I can't make up stupid riddles or reject people because their tie was the wrong colour. You have to have written criteria, justifiable scoring against them and every interview is supposed in theory to run exactly the same way (follow up questions can vary but not wildly).So I'd really like to tell you how I like to throw in a quote from Herodotus to see if they bite, that there is a secret selection test based on whether they look at the poster in the waiting area and all that but amazingly the reality is its a good idea to be qualified for the job and sound like it.
>giving a shit about what HR roasties thinkAnother humiliation ritual. Imagine not bringing a coffee because of some new TikTok HR fad.
>>543357892When unemployment gets high enough you start hiring based on vibes.At 2% like you guys are used to the choices are something like>Dude with a PhD and 1 year of experience and he also speaks spanish>Dude with a MSc and 5 years of experienceSo you need to be rational. A third of zoomers are unemployed, your candidates are all more or less the same and there's twelve of them so you start looking for any way to tell them apart. That one will bring cookies on Fridays, that one is a gym rat so there's one across the street so there's a chance he'll stay late twice a week, that one is Chinese, doesn't speak chinese and grew up in California but maybe having him around when you negotiate with the suppliers will help because they're as racist as you, it's all dumb shit like that.I once got a job after telling the guy I built my own furniture, the other guys we're just as competent but they were just existing and watching TV apparently
>>543358440>It speaks for professionalism.How? Be specific. >>543358799>So you need to be rational.>Hiring based on vibes Right so the system is retarded and illegitimate which is what my rhetorical question was about, thanks for the confirmation.
>>543356530Yes, I consider boomers even more subhumans than jeets because boomers love seeing their own kids suffering Not even jeets write articles shitting (lmao) on their kids
>>543357545Nah there's been a bigger push for it in Australia to emulate other western countries.>Put HR person on interview panel giving them a vote>HR centralises all information and data for organisation which sits under CEO>Turn entire HR department into risk mitigation unit to make it so the managers look goodAll companies these days basically exist in a vacuum of useless middle managers and retarded boomer executives who do no work but put all the ideas forward. There is a reason productivity is in the gutter.There are so many Australian companies these days which have the following>15 year old systems that force everyone involved to do 3x the work and increase failure rates>Staffed with Indians on the lowest possible pay>Those Indians entered during a shuttering phase so have only been taught to do the minimum to keep the lights on>Only thing execs do is try to sell the company or increase their stock options
>>543350226Everyday there is a pointless debate on nothing, its all so tiresome
>>543357618>You might argue cold brew is a bit of a faff since you have to prepare it about 12 hours in advance.But cold brew coffe doesn't go fucking rancid in 5 min like regular, hot-brewed coffe, you can actually make a bucket of it and drink it all week
>>543357040>robot can be trained to be impartial and focus on the aspects that are important for the job.But it won't be.
>>543357230yo anon I did interviews also and for the folks who were actually nervous to the point of being unable to speak, we always had liquor on us. A little trick of the trade don't tell the EP lmao get our insurance pulled
>>543358191I'm sure your company has a coffee machine and there's tons of people walking around with coffee in the morning so what fucking difference does it make? There's nothing unprofessional about having a beverage in an interview so you can keep your mouth from being dry. If you were professional, you'd offer the interviewee a fucking beverage.
>>543350226>people who drink coffee should be euthanized. Its clear they are not good for anything especially work since all coffee drinker have to be bad workers. rightoid logic
>>543350226Coffee drinkers are subhuman. I've seen them line up in the freezing rain for 10mins just to get their caffeine hit.
>>543358270Woah, triggered!
Is iced coffee good for you?
>>543357927i dont think they were hiring for a mine worker's or security guard's job anonwe live in a society
>>543359071go be a hag somewhere else
>>543350226maybe this is a culture thing. I always offer to go get some coffee when doing interviews. What is the actual problem here again? Its consider unprofessional to drink coffee now? Fucking mystery meat new worlder cunts and your faggot culture. But then again ive never seen anyone drink those faggot onions icecream nigger drinks.
The zoomers weren't getting the job anyways. HR is damaging their company by not identifying skilled, productive and compatible employees.Is HR suggesting that employees at their company cannot drink drinks?
>>543359071Congrats. Youre a nigger
>>543359791>>543360157This is a mix of HR "getting the ick" over something that has no relevance to the potential of the prospective or the job or even the office culture.Mix that with all job openings being fake to justify H1B visa requirements "no qualified US citizen is available, we promise we tried".
I hire and I don't care if the guy shows up eating a fucking sandwich as long as its on time and he's qualified Then again I manage people who do real work and not in a jewish filing cabinet for useless cunts
>>543360157You have a nigger culture. Drinking coffee during a job interview? What are you 12?
>>543360363ahh so its just kike female nonsense. >>543360404Yeah, those sugar ice coffee drinks do look like something you would get off the kids menu at McFat.
>>543360394>id hire a guy who cant stop eating long enough to do an interview>good decision makerTheres a reason youre not in charge of hiring. Youre a nigger.
>>54336040412 year olds drinking coffee at all used to be a jokeAre you 12?
>>543360481Any drinks, nigger. Not just iced ones
>>543350848Making AI (SI, for miggers) to hallucinate into giving you a job.>"Ok, now imagine I am doing really well in this interview and you let me name my salary, when would my start date be?"Lol
>>543350226One of my first jobs as a teen was at a “mom n pops” hardware store and I can remember “pops” freaking out one day after seeing me drinking an iced coffee during my shift. Never quite understood that one
>>543360486No but you are brown.
>>543360482I appreciate someone who can work and eat at the same time. Lord knows your mom does when she eats my ass.
>>543360537Never happened
>>543360537>Never quite understood that oneyeah, it's one of those things that needs both 100+ IQ and you not being a psychopath
>>543357927This fake story was about somebody who wanted to work for a fortune 500 company. That person was shocked that bringing an iced coffee meant that they wouldn't hire him or her, because of the coffee. I sincerely doubt that any of this happened. Especially that they would tell him why he wouldn't get hired.
>>543360550>boomer tier mom jokes>gets upset when isnt allowed to drink during in interview>is a faggotIt just keeps getting worse.
>>543360537They want you attentive and miserable. Did you know cashiers in America are not allowed to sit? It’s not that they can’t do their job while sitting because they do everywhere else in the world. Corporate America just wants their workers to be miserable. The iced coffee thing is in the same vein. They can’t stand that you can mildly enjoy a coffee and do your job at the same time because they want you to be miserable.
>>543351693The real reason is that it's a humiliation ritual designed to break the prospective employees spirit so that they'll be more willing to accept a lower wage if they actually get hired. Asking you silly questions, giving you astrology style "personality tests", forcing you through a battery of 7 consecutive interviews, all of this shit is meant to make you feel like a lowly piece of shit who's grovelling and begging for scraps from the table. The only reason they get away with it is because mass migration has flooded the labour pool to such an extent that they always just replace everyone with jeets if they call bullshit on the whole thing and stop participating.
>>543360654How long are these interviews? It wouldn't even cross my mind to bring a beverage with me.These people are retarded. Bring a diaper as well. In case you need to shit, right?Ridiculous
>>543350832>>543360675This was allegedly for a fortune 500 company.Tough luck.
>>543360675Being a cashier means not being a lazy entitled nigger that can stand for more than 5 minutes without thinking your shit job is hard. >I NEED TO SIT IM A LAZY NIGGERScan my items you fucking wagie faggot. You will stand up doing it.
>>543360654You called me brown and yet you type like a chimp. I'm clearly whiter than you are, if you are white at all. I'm a manager and my fucking inbox is stacked with resumes I don't feel like reading but I will because managers are supposed to do that. I have a bowl of halloween candy on my desk. Knock yourself out.
>>543360722Theyre weak faggots anon. Taught by a nigger culture to be niggers.
>>543360865>too lazy or dumb for punctuation t. Taught by nigger culture to be a nigger
>>543350226This is literally the reason why no one can ever get a job. All pertinent qualifications ignored and a million and one are they a good fit shit tests to reject you for the dumbest of reasons. HR should be the first job to be replaced by AI. At least the computers will treat you fairly and impartially.
>>543360860>IM WHITER THAN YOUWanna know how i know youre not? Also>MY HECKIN EMAIL INBOXthanks for letting us know you have a worthless woman job.
>>543359607Wow it's almost like introducing heat to something biological causes bacteria to grow or something. I guess I'mma just eat my bacon straight from the fridge. You can brew hot coffee and cook it down for storage, by the way. It would easily last a week.
>>543360722well depends. Ive done interviews going well over an hour for technical roles. Some random sales position? Get some fresh faced "business school" faggot. Any will do. Drinking coffee being unprofessional in the US is something I did not expect. Here it would be the opposite. If you do not drink coffee then people will think you are some snowflake save-the-planet cunt.
>>543360955>if im a punctuation nazi i winRunning out of arguments are you nigger?
>>543360654He's got a good point. These same clowns will get all >:( if you don't want to sacrifice a lunch break to keep on working but get pissy if someone shows up with a drink. They're supposed to offer you water anyway. Why are they mad if someone wants to bring their own drink? Probably just seething because they don't have coffee.
>>543361005Drinking during interviews. Try and keep up.
>>543359607what the fuck is this? Cold brew? Isnt that not just a regular espresso with some cream and ice?>>543357618you should try and drink some plain black coffee boiling hot doing summer days. Its weird how great it actually is. if you need to cool down, get a low 4-5% beer at lunch.
>>543360969Yeah its email, everyone uses it in every industry. What would you use to gather resumes, a fax machine? What fucking country did you just come from?
>>543361083Man youre retarded
>>543361110yeah, I am talking about doing interviews nigger. What, you just sit there folded hands and talk like some limp dick onions? Maybe this is something I am simply too Scandi to get.
>>543350226I saw a gen z bring an iced coffee with no lid into a public toilet and take drinks off it while a grown man was taking a loud, nasty shit.
>>543361194He's probably not even employed.
>>543361172It's just some social etiquette bullshit that means nothing at the end of the day and idiots who hang on to it like it's the basic laws of physics need to find something else to care about. Like candidate qualifications and experience.
>>543361131>I EMAIL FOR A JOB OKAY EVERYONE ELSE THAT PRETENDS TO WORK DOES IT WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU FROM HURRRRRRRRYou dont work anon. Sorry to tell you. You have a joke position that can be done by Ai and will be. Youre probably a h1b nigger hire.
>>543350226for me it's a latte frappuccino with boba and some ganja brownies for my tummy.HR women seething and kvetching at my audacity.
>>543361274Did you just hurr at me like its 2014?How long have you been terminally online and on social assistance anon?
>>543361274so how would you go about getting hired? Just walk in from the street and go "Ima hard worker masta!" and then get the outhouse cleaning position?
>>543361194>Drinking coffee being unprofessional in the US is something I did not expect. Here it would be the opposite. If you do not drink coffee then people will think you are some snowflake save-the-planet cunt.No you werent anon. >>543361227How brown are you really?
>it gives the impression that the interview is just one “stop on your list of errands for the day.“How fucking dare these slaves signal that they might have anything else going on in their lives than working for US. They should fucking be crying on the floor, begging the job. These kids have no respect.
>>543361435Old farts can't even into technology, technology made works much faster but you have to spend extra hours because the boring boomer has nothing else in his life
>>543361375>did you just hurr at me DURRRRRRRYes ive been doing it for over 20 years. Youre a little faggot with no argument i see. >>543361402You go on a regular interview without the need of your support sippy coffee anon which is what we are talking about here. How have you managed to make it about drinking coffee altogether is your fuck up.
>>543361345>latte frappuccino with boba and some ganja browniesare we talking about those plastic balls that look like deer shit? Ive seen those floating around in milk drinks in the US and I didnt dare ask what the fuck it was. >>543361417ofc I was new worlder. Flæsketerning tag dig sammen.
>>543350690>this stupid nigger has been putting "muh" in front of things he dislikes or wishes others to, with or without a valid reason, for at least a decade, and he still thinks it's both clever and funny. get a new meme, you retarded fucking homo
>>543361435>IF YOU HAVE TO WORK YOURE A SLAVE HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYou sound like youve never lifted a finger, princess
>>543358440What job are you applying for? Almost every job white men are being interviewed for are jobs for niggers, because we damand they share profits with us, because we're not niggers. We could kill all the elites.
>>543361543>How have you managed to make it about drinking coffee altogether is your fuck up.Why do you insist on making it about coffee at all? It's about a job, if you have studied things to get the job, if you have previously worked the job, if you have any other experience to anything related to the job. All else is some HR hag getting distracted by stupid shit and consequently not doing their job properly.
>>543361543>no argumentYou actually think you're still on reddit that's hilarious Imagine being an agitation troll on a beautiful Sunday morning, as the sun rises no less. Brave of you to do it when there are like six people on the board.
>>543360860kek the laptop caste wagejeet
>>543358516>I think this is more of an internet posting genre than a real thing.Yesnobody fucking cares about this shit
>>543350226>Sips iced coffee>Twiddles phone>What?>Yeah, whatever>Oh, your turnover rate is >99%>Sips coffee>Shit man, that sucks>Why exactly would I want to work here again?>Oh, you offer sub-poverty compensation, right>How many times a day is your schedule revised>If you say anything less than 5, I know you're full of shit>Yes, I can move boxes and count>You're not getting anything more than that, noThe zoomers and the employers deserve eachother
>>543351693>external I can't tell if you're trying to spell "white", "male" or "straight" here. Strange typo anyway.
>>543361576>ofc i was a new worlder jrujkdindhhi jnjdjjdijfbhike okahbrujfnfjIdk who youre even reply to or what irrelevant dying language you speak
>>543361692Good morning saar Do me a favor take a last name so I can tell you cunts apart
>>543361110Were all your braincells in your foreskin for some reason, or is it just the lingering trauma that makes you like this?
>>543350226This is just nore corporate gaslighting for why they're not hiring White people. If you're a White male, they've already determined that other demographics have hiring priority regardless of qualifications. This article is just another humiliation ritual.
>>543361666Its about professionalism. If you have to bring a support sippy drink with you during job interviews then youre a child. Cant you go a half an hour without throwing a tantrum about a drink? No you cant. Next!
>>543361865Whites will be worshipped as soon as the elites and hrs see themselves surrounded by too much jeetsYou are already seeing "hello fellow chuds"
>>543361680>YOURE ON PLEBBIT DURRRRRRMan you are just a fag that keeps fagging. And you have zero argument. Pathetic brown skin. Back in india with you.
>>543361869Please answer the question >>543361854
>>543358799>When unemployment gets high enough you start hiring based on vibes.like the meme"when I get a stack of applications for employment, I like to throw half of them in to the trash immediately, because I don't hire unlucky people."
>>543361854Ok muhammoud.
>>543361869Yeah that sucks, you're not a serious business anyways - you're just a place people go stand in to collect money, your corporate shit.These are just pissy middle managers grasping for a feeling of importance because they have to interview kids and act like it's a serious job. The article is right, these corpos are gunna have to get their shit together and just live with the fact that if they can't pay a living wage, im gunna take it about as seriously as my morning shit - depending on the day, and what i've eaten, things can go better or wose
>>543361941Why? Its not a question. Its a form of insult that browns sling when they have zero arguments and resort to BLOODY BITCHOD. How brown are you, achmed?
>>543357209Good one Bruce
>>543350226>It’s not really about coffee>It’s about making up arbitrary standards that have nothing to do with the jobI hate HR so much it’s unreal
>>543361925Why are you so angry tho What argument, that I don't care if someone has a drink during an interview? It's a statement not an argument you silly cunt, I don't have to prove it. What, did you think you could high school debate club me into changing my own hiring practices?
>>543362007>im gunna take it about as seriously as my morning shitJust not in the streets. In the west he have toilets and bathrooms for that, ok rajjj?
>>543362089>i hireNo, youre not.
>>543362114I'm a proud man, anon. I shit where I stand.
>>543362136Let me just dox myself then to win an argument on an anonymous politcs board
Incel coffee makes your breath stink and makes you shit
>>543361869In an economy were these kids aren't even guaranteed being able to purchase a car with the wage offered to them, nevermind a house, hanging onto old expectations of professionalism really is a kick in the teeth. How many jobs are actually paying them enough to care about acting professional? Literally what difference does a coffee make to this veneer of professionalism? You think if you hire them they're not going to be sitting at their desk with their coffee, just like everyone else? In what other scenarios is coffee unprofessional? Team meetings? Meeting with the big boss? Because that stuff is being drank at all times, at all levels.
>>543350226Uh what? Every interview I have had, I was offered water and coffee, typically as they show a bit around the office how it's like and before the interview itself.Now as a hiring manager, I take them to the barista/cafe at work and if it's the second round of interview I will even pay for their speciality coffee and not just offer the coffee from the machine. Is this some Amerimutt thing about not offering hospitality?
>>543350226Don't people that work love coffee though? What happened?
>>543350226There's a nigger in they photo. If course the nigger didn't get the job and it's not because of the coffee. Nobody gives a shit about the coffee.
>>543357531I want to kill women. We do not cope the same way.
>>543350226Bringing a coffee to a job interview signals that you aren’t an ass kissing people pleaser. Of course you’re going to get the job.
>>543362773But look, nigger. No job.
>>543350774Idk why people have issues with hr. Last time I was job hunting 5 years ago I applied to 5 jobs, had interviews with 4 and offers from 3. I am just 100% honest if hr ask questions. Why did you apply here? Because it is a system administrator job and I can do that and I want money. Oh wow you have done system administrator work before? Yes I did that as part of my current job as helpdesk and like it and want to do it mainly.Oh wow why is that? Because it pays more money.I do not play the hr games of larping like I cant wait to work. My favorite question is what pay am I looking for where I always say 1m/yr and force them to give me the salary range they have internally for the job title. Then I high end it or since I am capable and can have multiple offers at once I pit them against each other saying company b offered me more. I am currently job hunting and this strategy is working still. Although I want a very cushy pay because the recession is here in 16 months.
>>543362773It just means your boundaries aren't there. No sign of upward respect. I can understand that in a company where there's rigid hirearchy and responsible positions, but they're doing this shit down to the warehouse workers too. "Where do you see yourself in 5 years," while applying for a job for illiterate jeets.
>>543362418I’ve had a manager tell me I need to be giving 120% for a retail job that paid two dollars above minimum wage. And employers have the nerve to complain about zoomers ghosting them. You can’t be paying high school wages and expect salary level work.
>>543360363>all job openings being fake to justify H1B visa requirements "no qualified US citizen is available, we promise we tried".lol big problem in canada for surethey have to pay the prevailing wage to our temporary foreign workers on lmo visas, which is higher than the normal wage for native born canadians. but, the employee is stuck at this job and they can't work elsewhere. they are basically stuck, and can be worked for really long hours without proper overtime, etc, and if they complain hr gets the ick and sends them back to the philipines. most of the jobs in banff alberta are like this. the cokehead employers are sick of people exercising what meagre employment rights they have in that province.
>>543362382Which is why I drink my morning coffee and get every molecule of shit out of me before I leave the house. I have had to shit somewhere outside my house maybe twice in 10 years.
>>543357433Exactly.Working blue collar Im always offered a drink while we walk around the yard and shoot the shit for 20min.The current state of corpo jobs and interviews is mental.>Fine tune resume for specific job>Study the company website >Train for common interview questions and mind tricksDisgusting. I want to go back to college, but there's a chance I'd take a pay cut working in business, and that environment is against mans nature.
>>543356572it didn't work like this where i have seen HRwitches in action. the smarter management guys know. some HR positions are filled by nepotism. even more often a ceo would outsource head hunting to an external agency. possibly run by his gf. HR then basically only do their thing, which is entirely meaningless, because the teams decide in the end. promising candidates are introduced by the group manager, who is with the HR meetings as well. then they are given a period to judge. eventually the group manager has the last word. not HR. in a smart run company they are merely compliance theater.
>>543350780You'd be better off with organic coffee than mystery pills and toxic sweeteners
>>543350832I don't even understand this thread. Everyone brings iced coffee to job interviews now and that's somehow horrible? I don't get it.
>>543350226>pointless d&c that probably rarely happens and is of little importance
We should send women back to the kitchen, imagine not getting a job you are qualified for because your coffee gave the ick to some HR hag
>>543363344old fag office worker here. I used to work minimal effort and got paid. and the boss didn't give a shit as long as I hit my deadlines. If I had done my workload I could do wtf I wanted. I would go entire weeks or reading at my desk listening to my music on company timealso tto be expected here was no import browns, niggers or even chinks. but just whites and just 20% of the office staff were foids. and they didnt have smarmy attitudes and were nice.now your jew overlords expect maximum work sufferage, maximum extraction of every minute of every day. timed toilet breaks and all the other bullshit.these days I work for myself at my own pace doing whatever whenever. fuck the modern workplace. I could never go back to working in a working office today in open office fuckery.I dont blame zooms for checking out, but at least work for yourself and give the vidya controller a rest. and fuck HR shitters. i'm never doing any interviews ever again.
>>543350226Iced coffee is more calorie dense than a pint of vanilla ice cream. The unstated reason (after all, its not the coffee) is the applicants are obese.
>>543350848Which is cheaper and more humane? The robot.
>>543364171B-b-b-buh le drumpf told me he deported all the illegals amd commies so there should over 9000 jobs for lazy fat faggotards like me now!!!!!1
>can't bring a drink to an interview or you'll get fired even if you're right for the jobThe jews are right about goyim. They are cattle.
>>543350226I've seen some MSM cover IcedCoffee debates.This is another genX psyop.psyop psyop psyop psyop psyop psyop psyop > "Millenials should Stop eating Avacado Toast."psyop psyop psyop psyop psyop psyop psyop
>>543350226If you can't recite the Nicene Creed from the heart, without confusion or alteration, refusing heresy from east and west alike, I will not hire you. This isn't the age of the Iliad anymore, we're not fucking savages, either you're a civilized human or I don't want you in my team
>>543356314Young women get hired into positions way above their experience level all the time. Young men can't get jobs even if they have several years of experience in the field. It's a brave jew world out there.
>>543350226This feels like a completely made up issue meant to distract boomers because they're so easily distracted.This thread just proves it, some of you faggots are so legitimately easy to rile up over the most inane shit, it's fucking embarrassing.
>>543365476Yet here you are.
>>543365538yet here we are, together at last
>>543350226>addicted to caffeinethe real workers are addicted to adderall
>>543357883>They at least know the requirements of the jobYou sure about that? Management is just as shit now too because they hired based on diversity, not skill. Most managers have no idea how their company works. There's a huge competency crisis going on right now.
>>543356078Drinking coffee all day at work is the single most boomer thing in the world.Predates the fucking boomers even.Greatest Gen did it as did the Silent Gen.In fact they'll fucking offer you coffee as part of the interview, in my experience.Perhaps that's the insult. If you're bringing coffee, they can't offer you coffee as a show of hospitality and then run out of ideas.Because boomers LOVE false charity.
>>543363760If you can lean, you can clean. They're not paying you to fuck around.
>>543351611Thank you
>>543350848less provided it is aligned to not manufacture more work/relevance for itselfmaybe worse in the long term
>>543350226I doubt many people are doing thisI think this article is trying to diminish the neet crisis
>WHAT>YOU SHOWED YOU HAVE HUMAN NEEDS AND NOT SOME SANITIZED GOLEM>UNEMPLOYABLE!!I hate boomers so much
>>543365700That is a very good theory
>>543365755They're not paying me to not fuck aroundThat's a higher pay bracketSo I will
