Shoot on sight law.Execute bike thieves on the spot laws.Put up bait bikes and snipe them from afar.Literally nothing else is going to work but total fucking war on those who wage war on the fabric of society. Locks as expensive as the bike itself only only slow them down. They'll steal your bike in public with people passing next to themSee a bike thief? You should be legally allowed to walk up from behind them, rest the muzzle on the back of their head as they're working the angle grinder, pull the trigger and then walk away. Even if it's not your bike.>B-but it's just a bike.Fuck you bitch. Enabler. Accessory. Low trust society accelerater. Kill yourself. I moved to a new place to study. I had a couple of days to fill up my room with stuff and start a meal plan before the demanding classes started. My bike got stolen and it set everything back. Classes started and I didn't have the essentials to cook and study. Took me 2 weeks to find a new one on marketplace and in the meanwhile I developed an Uber Eats habit. Sleep shedule disturbed due to bad diet. Brain fog. Was late to my first class and assignment.1 worthless subhuman bike thief, who by any means, should be dead, derailed my life and was able to influence my performance, which will directly influence what I end up doing and who I manage to become in life.Yeah no, they deserve death. But the way it is now, their crimes are considered unimportant and are never prosecuted, while any retaliation against them would pass the "serious crime threshold." They are essentially completely protected.
>bikeHuh? Sloptube aimed at children? I've yet to see someone try to steal my car
>>543362592Agreed, bike theft corrodes social trust and inconveniences people in a unique way.More generally, I don't get why Western countries aren't much much harsher on these kinds of crimes. Having zero tolerance for criminals is a switch for making the country much nicer to live in. Why won't politicians talk about crime?
>>543362592Do the dutch or danes have better bike culture?
>>543362592How about you don't ride a bitch cycle and get off the road until you start paying road tax for all the cities that have been destroyed so 1 or 2 faggots an hour can use a cycle lane while hundreds of people are late because of increased traffic.The one things black people do right is steal bikes from you homos.
>>543362669I cant afford a car and a bike works just fine here, for what I need it for, as long as subhumans dont fucking steal it. But dont worry, car theft is an epidemic here as well. Because noone is eradicating them. The police is telling us to leave the fobs outside and to not confront them. People are tracking their cars to the harbor waiting to get shipped throughout the world, and the police is saying there's nothing they can do.Corrupt criminal subhumans on every level.
>>543362864No such thing as road tax. It's carfags who get endless free subsidies by being given land in the form of parking spaces without paying market price for that land.
The advice in the uk if a criminal is in your house stealing your shit is to:>Do not confront them and await the policeIf you do ANYTHING to protect you or your family you go straight to jail
>>543362592SIEG HEIL DER BIKEN FUHRER!WE CYCLISTS HAVE BEEN PUSHED TOO FAR! THE DAY OF THE BICYCLE THIEF IS NIGH!LONG LIVE THE LONG CYCLE THROUGH THE INSTITUTIONS!MAY THEY BE DRAGGED THROUGH OUR CHAINS! MAY THEY BE GORED BY OUR HANDLE BARS! SIEG FUCKING HEIL!!!!!!!!!!! OUR TIME IS NAOOO1111!!!!!!
>>543362864Imagine using the bike lane. I dont want to get doored by some blind bitch and get pushed under a semiI mostly use the sidewalk, if there's a pedestrian I stop to the side and let them pass.If there's traffic and cars are moving slow I just use the road like a car
If I'm out drinking and need to get home and someone has left their bike unlocked or easy to break the lock the fault is on them too.You'd be suprised how many leave them totally unlocked in bike storages as if it were impossible for guests to enter.Kinda makes me laugh some wagie or student will be seething on monday morning. While I'd never even think about last night w/o this thread and the cuckwheel is also forgotten in a nearby ditch.Just get insurance and it's a win-win. I get home and you get a new bike.Also they're so worthless and disposable you should have an extra.
>>543363011BasedAutojuden ins Gas! Let's reclaim the bikensraum!
>>543362978When will this backwards cuckoldry end? Why did they make the laws go against every evolutionary and fairness instinct? Most people dont even know how fucked the laws is, so if they ever get in an altercation, they'll respond naturally, and the criminal laws will put them in prison.
>Use trackers >Get it back and brutalise the thief because he isn't going to report it
>>543363459You should get curb stomped. Your drinking problem will be solved, and you'll stop stealing people's bikes. Now that's a true win-win.
>>543362592>college studentcan't say whether or not i agree with you until i know you're white.
>>543363459>You'd be suprised how many leave them totally unlocked in bike storages as if it were impossible for guests to enter.Those are already stolen, drug addicts do it up here they are basically common use bicycles until cops find them for their owner.But rule of thumb in my town if you are stealing a bike to get home from party you just leave it standing by the main road so its found easier by owner or police.
>>543362978Lying faggot
>>543362669How about your catalyst converter?
>>543363750>Some gay camera records the assult, as they're everywhere now>Some gay faggot gives the footage to the police>Police use their big brother network to track me down>Get charged with assault (or murder, if they end up popping a brain vessel and dying, dont forget lots of them are fragile half dead junkies already).OR >Confront them>They pull out a knife or a gun >I die, lmao.
>>543362592I agree
Theft is a lot worse than how it is treated. My belongings are an extension of me. A person who takes or breaks my stuff will have no issues with hurting me.
>>543363858oh right sorry lad, i guess all the times when people have been jailed for beating up a thief are all just bollox then
>>543362592if your bike cost more than 50 quid you're a faggot.
>>543362592Maybe bikefaggots should switch to a secure vehicle, like a car.
>>543363858"depends on circumstances" aka you get auto charged and put in jail while some braindead judge or jury determine how you should have reacted in that 2 second window from the confort of their detached perspective. And if it doesn't align with their opinion, or if you were TOO GOOD at defending yourself, you will get convicted.Fuck that shit.
>>543364290Do you think this stops with bikes?
>>543364234no you dont understand he quoted the official government website, you know those people that are really nice, are always honest and dont want us genocided
>>543364290>Maybe bikefaggots should switch to a secure vehicle, like a car.t.
>>543362814IIRC, in the Netherlands, they have to routinely dredge the canals in the cities because they get clogged up with stolen bicycles. Even in high trust Japan bike theft happens, though there they're generally just left on the street and not tossed into a body of water to rust. Maybe a japabro can chime in and let us know how frequently those stolen bikes are returned to the owner but it seems like it would be common.
>>543364287Not if it's your main source of transport. You want something that can go fast, isn't hell to ride and wont fuck up your body Also, you are a submissive SLAVE if you think like that. We should live in a society where we're not afraid of our stuff being too expensive to leave outside.Where do you draw the line?
>>543362592>DON'T LET YOUR BIKE GET STOLENI got 2 100 dollar professionally made and forged chain sets and they will break most cutters. But if someone who actually wants to steal your bike actually comes by and you leave it outside at night with nobody around or no cameras for hours they'll get diamond cutters and will spend the 30 minutes to an hour hacking at it. I lock my bike up but it's always public and broad daylight and not at night. There is no chain or lock that is impervious to theft. I'm not even sure what this video is trying to say. It's retarded.
>>543364509>faggot detectedi went muh mountain biking with an expensive bike faggot the other day. i was on a 27 year old muddy fox shit cycle. i tanned him on his 9 grand faggotry. you know why? because i learnt to ride as a child and not as a larping adult. also if riding any bicycle>isn't hell to ride and wont fuck up your bodyyou are weak with weak genetics and should KYS. people rode penny farthing's for years and they were fine, you pathetic faggot.
>>543362592Dude it's a bike, there are like dozens of them for $50 in kijiji. Maybe who borrowed it from you really needed it that time and forgot to return it only, you should feel better about yourself
>>543363772The only people who go to college these days are chinks, jeets, and jews.
>>543365781Who said anything about 9 grand retard, my current bike is a 350 dollar Scott from marketplace with only a front suspension but anything less than that and you're approaching retardation. I want a bike to be responsive and take a beating because I go around traffic poles, clear obstacles within inches while balancing at a snails pace, and accelerate and decelerate fast. It's an extension of me and I want full control, not a squeaky rattling mess. I dont want it breaking apart every other week. I too, had cheap bikes throughout my childhood and one of the main issues was the back wheel bending gradually and touching the frame or the axle breaking all together. Or weak disk brakes that felt fake. A lot of bikes also feel slow and feel like they lose energy fast
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>>543367040>350 dollar>leaf dollarsno worries then, that's well below 50 quid.
>>543362592Jokes on you buying an expensive bike that makes you <1% faster. Just get a vintage steel frame it's literally invisisble to bike thiefs
>>543366628And people who don't want to say "fries with that?" 200 times a day
>>543363858>There is no specific definition of reasonable force.This means that they pick and choose whos a criminal for defending themselves based on vibes. Selective enforcement aka yet another example of two tier policing
>>543367150correct
>>543362592While I'm sure things are rough in Canada, maybe a more measured approach of returning to arresting bike thieves is in order. Right now you have a problem of people stealing dozens of bikes a month. If people could only get away with stealing a couple bikes before ending up behind bars, bike theft would be exceedingly rare, and not much higher than your "execute thieves on sight" policy.
>>543362592>getting sleep issues, brain fog and failing grades...>because you had to order food for like a week?How fucking frail are you?
>>543362592a long seething post of impotent rage
