>Burnham proposes NHS-style social care system for Englandhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crwyzd3gv519o>Britain's new £1.65billion nuclear submarine finally launches after 13 YEARS under constructionhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16161433/Britain-nuclear-submarine-launches-13-YEARS.html>RAF Fairford: What to know as major incident declared near Whelfordhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2252163/raf-fairford-uk-incident-what-to-know>Hamas chief’s bodyguard got British citizenship and then ‘plotted terror’https://archive.ph/Lvzpw>Houses can be built on floodplains despite failing safety test, says high courthttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/sep/27/high-court-floodplains-development-safety-test-north-somerset-yatton>Doctor begs women to attend smear tests: ‘Cervical cancer is completely preventable’https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/cervical-cancer-smear-tests-women-health-tests-b3056421.html>Burnham urges calm amid tensions in Northern Ireland over Orange Order paradehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/andy-burnham-prime-minister-chris-bryant-northern-ireland-belfast-b1298552.html>Local leaders to be given stronger powers to take over empty and derelict homeshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-09-26/local-leaders-to-be-given-stronger-powers-to-take-over-empty-and-derelict-homes>The west London high street fighting against bookies and chicken shopshttps://archive.ph/jTKgB
1st for 5 lads transporting fireworks.
Good luck! lol
afternoon laddingtons
4th for mainly good lads.
>>543363974that song was written for underage teen pregnancy in the southern states in the USA
Who is gonna deliver me clarse paki scran if we get rid of the deliveroo wogs?For that reason, I’m voting Reform
Refugees are welcome here.
Jews are tiiiired
mostly peaceful protestors moving charity supplies
Are undocumented pyrotechnicians on the high skill visa list?
Which one of you racists put them up to it?
12th for stopping the bloke getting in his vehicle and killing kids with his car everyday before going home.>Gets accused of "explosive offences" for trying to stop him. FREE DA MANDEM!
>>543364139>Iranian terror cell tries to blow up British and Americans working at RAF Fairford>Jews most affected
The judge who imprisoned a single White father for 2 years for throwing an empty plastic bottle is a brown shitskin paki called>tanweer 'tan' ikramThis infomation is for anyone really good at minecraft.
>>543364206>killing kidsDon't get off the naughty step until daddy says so, then.
>>543364133By "here" do you mean your pozzed neghole?
>>543364280bit of toxic parenting that lad
ffs just want Wren back in the PartyI miss her so much lads
>>543364325cute but a bit downie looking
>>543364325Restore mog you.
>>543364139>yo white people why don't you get angry and throw a plastic bottle at the police, we'll hold your coat
He's just a lonely guy really, makes me feel bad.
>>543364374We must introduce that lass to Don Runcorneone ASAP
>>543364314It works, though. They don't grow up crooked. Mind, some of them don't grow up at all, but you get the picture.
release the emergency diversity nudges
>IRGC attacking combined Anglo forces
>>543364361>cuteLooks like harry potter.
>>543364037>Firework transpoters Add it to the list
>>543364085bobfoc
I've never had a non-white girlfriend. I'm indian btw
>Axel declaring that he's trans and was suffering from phantom post partum depressionFree the mande-I mean gyaldem
>>543364310Refugees are always welcome on brit/pol/.
>>543364431>unauthorised lamppost display
>>543363974>RAF Fairford: What to know as major incident declared near WhelfordThese livestreamers are like old fashioned journalists following any storyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xkdfHe4drU
Why are there American bases in Britain?
>>543364491I'm Paul McCartney.
>>543364431>I stole flags that people had put up on lampposts to show off their patriotism, their devotion to nationalism and I subverted their intended purpose to invert them into a message about 'diversity is our strength' and that yes I am in fact a traitor.Look at her, look at her hair. You can tell she smells. I was watching Band of Brothers recently and the Dutch were shaving female collaborators in one episode, funny how women being bald is an injury to them.
>>543364511We lease them because the RAF are cucks and we're broke.
>>543364499They weren't "discarded", either. Unless that was done after they'd been seized by the ideologically captured zombie horde.
>>543364431Ginger arthoe.She's had more tiny black dick than Owen Jones.
>>543364511because america own us
>>543364511To put simply it's left over shite from WW2.
why would iran do this at this time, aren't they trying to work out a deal with the US?
>>543364431Looks like shit and she looks disgusting.
>>543364431Why would a wog having a melty over a British flag not also have a melty over this British flag? How is any of this aesthetic novel or new, it's unironically older than she is.
>>543364085She looks like she's about to do a porn shoot with 1000 men.
New recipe alert!https://youtu.be/Q8TYv003e5E
>>543363974now I know why (((they're))) starting to dislike rAbbIs
>>543364511To make sure we paid off the WW2 debt. No Prime Minister has had the balls to tell them to fuck off now the debt is paid.
>>543364374need slutty emo racist gf now
>>543364647You need to go outside for that.
people sneeding people feedingseethers seething wearing sequinsif you practice eating peachyou'll have some fruit stuck on your teethfather fatherpapa papai lost my new pair of socksmy bare feet got me got me questioningwhere are my socks
>>543364511israeli forward bases
>>543364674>He doesnt have a 5 star rating on adultwork.anon...
Goofy ass niggas always be immediately accepting the schizo conspiracy theory rather than using facts and logic Fools
>>543364647
>>543364613No it makes complete sense that the Iranians attempt an ineffectual and miniscule bombing against a power that isn't as involved as it could be in the conflict and totally isn't something cooked up by the Israelis who haven't attempted a number of prior false flags to drag us deeper into the mess.
>>543364139He and his kind are literally the ones bringing them in. They are, and have always been, the architects of their own demise.
>>543364374is that forsen?
>>543364745are you sure it's not muh russia??
>>543364613>aren't they trying to work out a deal with the US?Every time they get close, either the Israelis flip out and violate the deal within 12hrs because that's just what they're like, or the Americans decide to give another round of missile strikes to try and get the upper hand in negotiations (spoiler: it never works)
>>543364511We're one of their many warm water ports all part of Americas global reach
>>543364712
>>543364789Full PIP awarded to this lad for his dandruff.
>>543364816
rabbits got me worried about me jackery power station now
>>543364628that's sian from this morning
>>543364139>the Home Office is rubber stamping terrorists>to kill me>my family>the countryNot "my" country?
>>543364728I gave your mother facts and logic last night mate.
>>543364846
>>543364789It was the Russians, the Iranians, and the incel far right flagging chuds working in concert. Also featuring the Houthis, Hamas, and Hezbollah as Triple H. We mongrels need to do our duty and die for Zogg, I mean Mogg.
Bit wet for a bbq
>>543364621she looks exactly like i'd expect her to look
looked this up last night after seeing this post but there was nothing on the news till this morning
>>543364431>Cutting something that doesn't belong to youThat'd be criminal damage.>And. No intention of returning it.Theft m8. Shrimple dimples.
>>543364957stupid old bint
>>543364613>condemn activities in israel>2 days later potential bombingidk man its probably russia i guess
>>543364800>(spoiler: it never works)But this time I have the feeling it will, trust the plan and take the Isonzo pill
>>543364973>>543335943
>>543364940i've already signed up and ready to do my duty for our burnham
Someone summon Tednonce
>>543365005>do my doodyHAHAHAHA
>>543364972Of course this would get posted to the BBC news account, but not all the real events going on. Glad the BBC are going out of business the traitorous, subversive cunts.
>>543364730is this even emo?
>>543364972You just know she doesn't trim minge or shave her pits.
>>543364957those police women are cute af... shame for the liberal hag
>>543364957Me at the back there.
How are you Bongoloids enjoying your false flag.
>>543365081
>>543364613>trying to work out a deal with the USYeah, like 2 for one pizza deals, right?Or maybe a 2 deck shuffle deal in texas hold 'em?How about a "don't gun down 40,000 unarmed protestors who don't want to live in the dark ages any more" kind of deal?How about "hand over all the criminals who butchered those civilians and we can cut a deal" kind of deal?How about you stop acting like a knob, and quit thinking that people who want to turn the whole world into a medieval caliphate (using nukes if possible) are going to cut ANY kind of deal with "The Great Satan".It's taqiya stalling, is all.Just carpet bomb them already.
>>543364511We need to secure the world's strategic supply of fish and chips.
>>543365091the police statements are ALWAYS at 2pm
>>543364957LOOK OUT!
>>543364972I bet they weren't "discarded", they were from those removed when they were still whole.https://www.clareelisabethartist.com/about.htmlI can't get an exact age for her but from some images, like her profile seemingly written around early 2024, she in fact looks much younger than you think from her recent pictures therefore my assumption is that she's a massive junkie.
>>543365120>2 deck texas holdempoker is too hard as it is anon
new comfy cuddle position unlockedshe's sat with her back up against the wall on her bed and I rest me head directly on her fanny and thighscorrrrrr, nap time soon
>>543364973>>543364976just incredible that these two stories can exist at the same time
Might go to KFC give me recommendations
>>543365120Post foreskin
oxycodone 25mg
>>543365147>Lightning bolt!.with prosecution immunity.exe
>>543365147>UN-LIMITED BOAT WOGS!!!!
>>543364123You know you can make all of that slop yourself with a deep fryer in less time than it takes the paki to ride a moped to your house, right? And it'll be all nice and hot and not contaminated.
>>543364644No you still owe reparations
>>543364887Don't be nasty he' just desperate for human interaction.
They're not going to get their deposit back from Enterprise on them vans i'm telling you.
>Seeing the gal you fancy and been pursuing with a fat black cock in her mouthSobering
>>543365219Post verified IQ
>>543365147Man, the new Star Wars looks so shit
>>543365147
>>5433652121. Stay at home2. Make your own food
>>543365152notice here>>543364431they refer to them as 'tattered' implying the people who put them put no effort into their bigoted patriotism
>>543364863Oh sorry, lad, I didn't know she was your gf.
>>543364957People have been attacked and even killed for being a part of a Re- party.What happened to the creme egg man?
>>543365147>This'll stop the greatest threat to democracy since WW2>20 genetic rejects chanting in a back street of Londonistan, and an old lady with dementiaThank god for that. I thought I was going to have to learn german.
>>543365120alrigh tommy
>>543364133based retard
>>543365212don't
We can't save you again. You know that right?
>>543365406Mad how Anne has just been forgotten, even by Nigel and Co.
>>543365394Flags inherently becomes shredded over time due to the wind but I don't think they were reasonably waiting until they had be reduced to ribbons prior to removing them so they're falsely presenting it as if the racist chuds didn't continually replace the flags when they became worn? The BBC demands that you be more racist is what I'm gathering from the story
>>543365507They say anything to justify their actions. Those flags were fine. They are liars, they do not tell the truth, they operate in double-speak as easily as you would breathe.
>>543365406>What happened to the creme egg man?The guy who stuck 42 of them up his bum?
>>543365212Don't go to KFC.Herb and Spice Mix Ingredients34g Black Pepper34g White Pepper14g Garlic Powder7g Onion Powder7g Sage7g Cayenne Red Pepper7g Ginger7g Coriander5g Star Anise4g Savory4g Clove4g Marjoram2g Thyme2g Rosemary+34g MSGBrine Ingredients4 Cups Water1/3 Cup Salt1/4 Cup Sugar4 Tbsp MSG(Optional; add 12g of the Herb and Spice Mix)Breading Ingredients200g Wheat Flour12g Herb and Spice Mix12g Salt1 Tbsp Powdered Milk1 Tbsp Powdered Egg Whites1 Tbsp Potato Starch or Corn Starch
>>543364972Why is there graffiti on them?
>>543365494you are losing against iran
>>543365036>Glad the BBC are going out of businessDoes he know?
>>543365494We are already a conquered people. What is there to save?
>>543365582Don't even need to do that, just go to Aldi go to their chilled/ fridge section and you'll fine breaded chicken tenders you can cook yourself for £2-£3. Breaded, spicy or butter-milk tenders all available.
>>543365120I think you need fact checking.It was 80,000 unarmed women and children. The 15,000 men were made to watch.Please don't post more Russian led false numbers anon or we'll be around for a chat.
>>543364874Of course not, and he did not give a flying FUCK when it was your family being targeted and killed, or kidnapped and raped.He is only now concern given that he is now affected.I'd be pissed if I were in England.
>>543365494>We can't save you again.That's actually your problem more than it is ours tbf
False flags everywhere
>>543365212Those new dips are fecking shite, they're only filled about 2mm deep with sauce
>>543365596>Signatories include a descendant of inventor James Watt, and members of reggae bands Steel Pulse and UB40.>"It's covered in the names of influential people in the Midlands who mean a lot to people and who make the Midlands this magical melting pot that we have.">Names on it include those of Ozzy Osbourne, Duran Duran and Jorja Smith.
>>543365552When/if we get actual political power back in this country, there are a lot of people who are simply going to need putting into camps for the duration. This doesn't mean we will abuse them, but they cannot be allowed to just run around being a nuisance while we fix things.>What is my crime?You are in the way.>What is my punishment?You are grounded until further notice.If they insist on behaving like children, we should honour that larp.
>>543365578With a hammer no less. Can't make a bum stuffing without breaking a few eggs.
>>543365582That's great, but what if I don't want to set a fire in the house?
>>543365665Heron do truffle tendies
>>543365212Get a few "supercharged" dips and the boneless bucket.
>>543365612Imagine being this mentally enslaved by virtue signaling that you'll go out and do that at night without a single BAME watching to nod respectfully at you.
>>543365704>Jorja Smith.
>>543365704>Ozzy Osbourne, Duran Duran and Jorja SmithThis is like on Star Trek when they're naming famous people and they do 2 real ones and a made up alien>Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, and Glorgab of the Hyperion Confederation
>>543365704So she just scribbled those on there afterwards?
>>543365627They won't get their way with trying to put a tax on utility bills to pay for the BBC.
>>543365212my Uber eats has 40% off so I got a 10 piece party bucket the other day for £26.that was for 10pc chicken10pc chicken strips8pc wings6pc chips4pc corn cobslarge popcorn chicken bottle of 7upand that 3 dip deal
Kinda mad how people die everyday, whole entire memories and experiences wiped from existence
>>543365859Maybe, or they signed it themselves or via a representative
>>543365507>That dinghy's looking a bit worn there m8...
>>543365741We are accused of inventing the Concentration Camp so we should revert to our Imperial past and take inspiration from our ancestors.
>>543365867You say that with such certainty
>>543365606Remind me of British Petroleum's interest in Iran. >>543365638I'm sorry. >>543365677Not according to your politicians. They seem to think you're still some great power
>>543365826Bame.
>>543365669>we'll be around for a chatYou couldn't threaten your way out of jail on a monopoly board. How about I make you a sandwich before you get here?
Jorja on my mind if I'm honest oof
>>543365877>10 piece party bucket the other day for £26.Wtf how much is it normally?
>>543365899Business idea: some sort of art thing (brainwave pending) made out of the old hulls from migrant dinghies as a testament to sanctuary, the pursuit for happiness, and the YooKay Dream (or some such rubbish)pls gib me six figure sinecure now k thnx
>>543365741They deserve a more severe punishment, but perhaps that is best left to god or nature, rather than bogging ourselves down in it.Just send them to the same countries as their precious browns, and wash our hands of them.
>>543365948Cor ur ard
>>543365899In Owen Jones dreams they are all straddling one black mans dick.And that man is still in France!
>>543365948Do you put butter or ketchup on a knuckle sandwich?
AI enhanced version of the arrestees - confirming their ethnicity
>>54336597749.99 on Uber eats but I've got Uber one as well for rides so free delivery
>>543363974I don't know what the dance is supposed to mean but I suddenly have the urge to rape them
>>543366005Just make loads of big black connies out of it to raise awareness of aids. Then dangle them off motorway bridges.
>>543366062Christ
>>543366039booooooooooooooo
