Is it true that a seatbelt can you decapitate you in a car accident?
Yes you should never wear a seatjew
>>543374384yeah, it happened to my uncle but he's fine now.
>>543374384Yes, make sure your head is out the side window in any high speed head on collision
>>543374384No, that's retarded.
>>543374384If you are going fast enough for a seatbelt to decapitate you you were definitely dead anyways
>>543374384>accidentspoken like someone who doesn't know how to drive and should have their license revoked. It's called a crash, just don't crash, it isn't rocket science.
Your body, your choice.
>>543374384A decapitated head just flew over my house.
>>543375028A whopping <1% of the population is capable of completing this diagram. Just a pointless idealist graph for children.
>>543375028>what you love + pays well = miserablewot?
>>543376804I wouldn't think it possible but even a venn diagram can be made repulsive with Corporate Memphis
>>543376804maybe you struggle to find work because you aren't good at it?
>>543375028Insurance companies disagree with you
>>543374384That's why you have to tie your head to the steering wheel with a rope.
Only if you are a brahmin
>>543377777wasted
>>543377832What do you mean? That's good advise.
>>543376804You're bad at it, so it takes a million applications to get the job, and then you're always disappointing coworkers and in fear of getting fired.
>>543377941However, you should make sure the rope is very short because of the deadly G-forces on impact.
>>543378073Did they have tetherball in Germany? Pretty sure they are all gone now in Canada due to toxic masculinity or some shit.
>>543374384Yes, but so can being catapulted through the windscreen.
>>543378538In GERMANY we don't play TETHERBALL at all.
Yes, but it's rare. Seatbelts also kill people, but you're a lot more safe wearing a seatbelt, than not. Usually if the seatbelt kills someone, they were going to die anyways.
>>543374384
Yes and always have a beer or two to keep you stress free and relaxed while driving.
>>543379294What's the beer like in india? The beer in Trinidad was really good so I would expect indian beer to be similar.
>>543379927It's very likely that after the first sip, you'll end up driving into the nearest tree and plunging off a cliff - without a seatbelt, but with your head tied to the windshield wiper.
>>543379927Kingfisher Ultra is good if you come across it. Do not have the strong or light variant. Despite being mass produced it's better than the imported ones like bud light, Heineken etc.
>>543380118Ah so the blm poster is a turk. Interesting.
>>543380171>Kingfisher UltraInteresting. Apparently it is similar to Molson Canadian.
>>543380118You seem like a muslim that gets hammered after a 30ml vodka in juice.
>>543380444We've upped our single malt whiskey game more than beer.>Paul John >Rampur >Amrut >Indri Do try these.
I heard paramedics drivers never wear belts after seeing results of one too many car collisions.
>>543380554>unpeated.That's too bad. I do like that musty gym sock taste of laphroaig.
>>543374384Its inertia causing the decapitation
