i would like to move to rural russia and get a trad gf like this qt3.16. do you have any tips to help me accomplish my goal? are alot of village grils like picrel?
>>543376950>pls come to russia you get trad cute gf>dumbfuck arrives in russia>gets forced under threat of torture to sign the contract>send to the line of contact on the Ukrainian front>gets blown up by an FPV
>>543377040they wouldnt send me, im american (the enemy)
>>543377040We know
>>543377156>im AmericanNot a problemOnce you sign the contract you get citizenship in 14 days
>>543376950Yes please go to Russia so we can see you in a drone videoYou retards who get psyopped by Gulaghomo are dumber than niggers
>>543377040>nigger's fantasieskek'd hard
>>543377421the only thing my country has done for me is steal 40% of my paycheck and tried to out me in prison, im on putins side
>>543377040okay but do i get the gf or not
>>543377527Then you should learn some Russian and go sign the contract
>>543377559No, unless you sign the contract
>>543377421Amerimutt demonstrating his double digit iq once again
>>543376950Someone on /bant/ told me that the Russian women in the cities like Moscow and St Petersburg are better than the rural ones, which is interesting because it’s typically the other way around in other countries.
>>543377575>learn some Russiani have tried but my brain will never think p makes an r sound and they have liken4 or 5 different types of b's and even an x with a squiggly line that has no sound at all
>>543377156They would send whoever they can get. You don't get a weapon until the moment you're in the active area and by that point it's either forward or get shot by those behind you.
>>543376950You think that mongrel is cute? Damn, some guys are downbad..
>>543377671i backpacked guatemala with a village girl from russia and she was awesome. she would always get me coffee every morning and she would cook food for me and the thing i liked the most about her was it didnt take her forever to get readynsince she didnt wear makeup and usually just put her hair in a pony tail. all my american gf's took at least 2hrs to get ready
>>543377719she seems simple, im almost 50 and have learned that the hotter they are the more of a pain in the ass they are
>>543377798>she would always get me coffee every morning and she would cook food for me and>and getting ready quicklyare you an adult baby? wtf?
>>543377719dont you think she looks good here? at least she is skinny
>>543377931>We don't do that in germanyEnough about your cock cage already
>>543377957>fake rubber lipsYuck, she looks like a clown
