Lawnmower loicenses imminent
>>543380138Oi, gotta loicense for this here generator?
>>543380138>kino police chases over speeders incomingAwesome kek
>>543380138It's a contingency plan for something that's very unlikely to happen. Literally nothing to see here.
>>543380448We have 18 days of diesel.You think this government knows what it's doing?
>>543380138Feels good to live in North America. Good luck out there Europe, you're going to need it.
>>543380621I wouldn't get too smug, we aren't going to escape this crisis either
>>543380138>Hormuz Letter.
>>543380621What feels good about it? Paying half your income to taxes and food inflation just so the corrupt government can bring in more hindoos and muzlims?
>>543380138What was going on in 2022?Anyway, an electric lawn mower sounds cool.
>>543381232>What was going on in 2022Seriously ?
>>543380138Didn't the UK send money and weapons to Ukraine, so Ukraine could bomb Russia's fuel refineries thus making fuel more expensive for the UK?I mean don't cry about a problem you caused...
>>543380138i hope britbongs take advantage of this to delegitimize the party in power right now. ww2 era fuel rations during peacetime should utterly obliterate whoever's running the show lol
>>543381364It's that people love to blame the US for everything that goes sideways. They'll praise Ukraine for attacking Russia's refineries, yet some how think the Strait of Hormuz is the only source of oil.
>>543381008Yes we will, we may have to pay more at the pump but we aren't in any real danger of gassing out and ending up waiting in cuck lines for rations. Europe on the other hand is in actual danger.
>>543381496They'll happily blame the US for the Ukraine war too, I've seen tons of Europeans on /pol/ try this. Even specifically blaming Trump for it despite him also somehow being le Russian asset.
>>543381008>>543380621Leafs will get drafted into the European theatre. Hope you’re ready to die for land acknowledgements and trans rights.
>>543380138Just get along with Russia and you will have cheap fuel again.Oh wait, you won’t because jewkraine is more important.
>>543380614western politicians know how to nod along to their party leaders and present their donors/stock tip guys policies to the housewe're all fucked
>>543381547Diesel and gas are global markets, anon. If they can make more profit selling to a desperate Europe they will. That could mean shortages for (you).
>>543381496Ukraine and cutting Russia out of the global market was technically your horseshit also, just more obscured.
>>543381588Technically it'll be you Amerimutts getting drafted and sent to die for your ZOG overlords like Vietnam. You're still welcome to come up here and hide out if shit gets really bad.
>>543381638If export bans start popping up what's a nigger going to do then? Only countries with self-sustainable oil, gasoline, and diesel production are going to be safe.
>>543380614>work from home in 18 dayssweet
>>543380138DamnI should fill up my Rubicon tomorrow thenAnd my wifes Avenger hybrid
>>543380138USA TO RATION FORESKINS >only 0 foreskins per goy
>>543380138>litre>reWTF
>>543381856Canada would never consider an export ban to the EU. You’re in line to be an associate member.
>>543380138Take that Russia!
>>543382321>associate member.
>>543380138The UK is gay.
>>543382321It's unlikely we could export any reliable quantity of diesel or gasoline to them as it is though. Other countries could, but they may start prioritizing their own reserves if there's a major global supply crunch.
>>543380614>2 more weeks + 4 days to stop the spread of fuel shortage>a fat fortnight removed from mandated WFH for all office wagies>BBC's scheduled entertainment will continue until fuel resumes
>>543380138Can a friendly bong tell me how to say whatever 199.11p is?USD is easy to know, cents and dollars. This pence, pounds, shillings, and crowns shit is confusing for my simple cornfed brain.
>>543380621
>>543382473
>>543381992Fill up cans
>>543382454Pounds=dollarPence=cents
>>543382454199.11p is in pence, which is like the American penny equivalent to a dollar except also gay. 100 pence equals a pound which is equivalent to the amount of silver balls that can be comfortably shoved into the anus similar to how a shotgun gauge works. Shillings are no longer used as Jews clipped them down to nothing so they had to replace all their money with new money.
>>543382955Appreciate you, northern fren.
>>543381856>Only countries with self-sustainable oil, gasoline, and diesel production Canada has the tar, but not the facilities. It won't be changing either.
>>543382617Yes, a good idea for sureIf you see any pictures in the news of some random British man in flecktarn camo filling up a 1000L IBC in his trailer that's me
>>543382454We'd say one pound ninty-nine
>>543383392We have enough refining capability to cover the entire countries gas/diesel needs. We also produce a considerable amount of conventional oil, it's not all tar sand, it's nearly enough to cover all our domestic consumption. We aren't in a bad position if isolationist measures pop up globally.
>>543380138>>543380614>>543380621NO MORE VROOM VROOM GOY SLAVES XD
More lockdowns incoming.They need demand destruction right now.
>>543380138And not one serious conversation about a holocaust has been had. This generation is fucked.
>>543380138>per The ExpressBullshit written by AI. Nobody is preparing anything. They are "reporting" the National Contingency Plan for Fuel (2011).
>>5433821781337re
>>543380138rationing was a scene from the movie Threads. too many scenes from that movie recently. Things are going downhill big time.
>>543386665I have lowered the level of discourse on /pol/ by uncritically reposting fake news
>>543382454>Can a friendly bong tell me how to say whatever 199.11p is?Always good to see the filthy separatists coming to their senses and learning the Kings English.
>...the lowest of any developed nation apart from Australia.We've just developed the Didgeridoo
>>543380138At least they have public transportation.
>>543383649Lol without oil exports our currency would implode.
>pikeys and village boffins in shambles
>>543380614you need the BBC solution aka BLACK DIESEL
>>543381419Fuel prices went up massively due to the Iran conflict not the Russian Ukraine war retard.
>>543382454Well until the 1960s they used the 'LSD' system, which meant that it took 212p to make a pound. There were shillings too. They made it all decimal and changed the money over and now it's just100p = £1But Sterling is shit now so it's like £1 =$1.30, but that's just the exchange rate in petrodollar terms. The actual numerical structure of pound sterling hasn't changed for several decades at this point.
>Average Price: 198.32p per litre (according to the RAC Motoring Body).>Fill-up Cost: Around £109 for a typical 55-litre family car>Prices have risen sharply, up by 14.5p in September alone and up 55p since late February, driven higher by global supply issues from the Middle East and attacks on refineriesI guess we will see in two weeks.
>>543381867>WFHAt this point they would rather make you walk to work>>543388363Dumbass jeet Iran is only half of the issue
>>543388903And whats the other half you fucking retarded inbred nigger?
>>543388363Yes, but attack on Russian refineries exacerbated the problem even further, and there's no end in sight despite all Trump's market manipulations and twitter delusions.
>>543389051The Iran war wouldn't be an issue if the Russia/Ukraine war wasn't happening, which only makes Zognald's decision to attack unprovoked even more retarded
>>543389063The Price shock from Russia Ukraine lasted less time than Trumps retarded Iran fight which is currently causing world wide price shocks you retarded dumb russian FSB nigger.
>>543380138>Lawnmower loicenses imminentWhat fucking mower uses diesel? I can already tell you are some flat living urbanite scum
>>543389182>what, 1+1 is 2?! no waaaay!That's how retarded you sound.
>>543389256Lol right, they shouldn't even take regular unleaded gas because the ethanol bubbles and gunks up in the carb and starts to stick. Using something even heavier like diesel, with no ignition, makes zero sense for a little 2 stroke engine.
>>543389315You mentioning russian refineries after i already said it wasn't russian refineries is you being a retarded nigger lmao
>>543388363Bro...
>>543389824Have you ever considered that the troubles with supplies from two places simultaneously can be worse that the troubles in two places at different times? Think about it someday pajeet.
>>543389994Do you even understand what the fuck you're saying you retarded zigger NIGGER. The Cancuck flag was trying to blame the problems on Ukraine (BECAUSE HES A NIGGERZIGGER) and you come along with your retarded ass input acting like bombing your refineries was the issue (it wasn't) it was Trumps retarded idea to start a random war with Iran (hes retarded and so are you)>>543389901BRO... can you point on the graph which price shock is lasting longer?
>>543390090Did you include Zelenski's goons blowing up the Nordstream One pipeline in your dissertation?
Why is this brit so uppity?
>>543390090Jeet, here's a question for you. What is worse1. Don't a toilet.2. Don't have a toilet paper.3. Don't have a toiled and toilet paper.
>>543380138Glad I drive a petrol car... Oh wait.
>>543390090The bombing of Russian refineries is a recent thing friendo. It's been popping off just the last few weeks really
>>543380138>Hormuz Letter>Twitter screencap threadKys
>>543390219You mean the empty pipeline of which there are 2? You should try using google some time fucking retarded dumb muttnigger.>>543390259heres a joke, Russia thinking it could take Ukraine in 2 days kek I also accept your defeat for being a retarded zigger nonce.
>>543390368>last few weekstry three years retard lurk more nufag.
>>543390374Oh, right, you don't know what is toilet or toilet paper, so you don't even understand the question.
>>543390445>can't follow a conversation>tries to be funny>he can't he's full of aids and it's rotting his brainI accept your DEFEAT retarded zigger nigger.
>>543382427It’s harvest season. Absolutely no diesel is going anywhere before the shits that’s in the ground is out of the ground.
>>543390374Well why did Zelenski's goons feel the need to blow it up then if it was empty, you retard? And while you're at it, kindly explain why someone would spend billions of dollars on an empty trans national pipeline?You may be a bong but you're a dumb one, I think. Where you from? Widnes? You been inhaling too much of the Grannix fumes there lad? Too many ciggies clogging up your brain?
>>543390411They've dramatically increased the bombing of refineries since like July I want to say.
>>543390487>-N-NO U!>I WON!Jeet...
>>543390535Why don't you type all of that into google and find out yourself I'm not your piss boy retarded mutt nigger lmao.>>543390581I know you're retarded but why don't you go on google, type in oil prices, look at the dates of the huge fucking spikes and see what happened around those dates you fucking moron. Clearly they spiked due to the Iran war.
>>543390640Seething Widni loves Zelenski and Ukraine. Can't be bothered explaining why a country would bomb an empty pipeline. Sad!
>>543380448Stop raping children.
>>543390702I know why they did I'm just refusing to explain to you because you don't really want to know, as soon as I explain it you'll just move onto questioning something else to waste my time. Enjoy the last (You).
>>543390640god DAMN IT, I JUST TOLD YOU YOU FUCKIN CAUSED THIS BY ATTACKING RUSSIA, FAGGOT, FUCK YOU. LEARN TO READ YOU LITTLE BITCH!! NOW!!!!!
>>543390741SAAAAARR!!!!!!
>>543382321Canada gets it's diesel from the usa. We can't produce diesel.
>>543390734Nahhh nah nah your brain is clogged up with fumes from melting cow bones and the catalyst museum. You're not making any sense. Are you one of those rent boys who keeps going after Starmer's gaff?
>>543390794shut the FUCK up, BITCH!! FUCKIN GAY ASS LITTLE NIGGER, THIS IS WHY YOU LOSERS CAN'T GET ANYONE TO SELL YOU THEIR FUEL!! NOW FREEZE (AND STARVE) TO DEATH THIS WINTER YOU LOSER!!!!!
>>543380138Haha .. I can't afford a law, a lawnmower or a car .. I win this roundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmFQyOSgZLY
>>543390848You sell us your fuel retard lmao learn to google.
>>543381638I don't think we have the infrastructure to do that even if we wanted to
>>543382321Sure, just like Ukraine is an associate member of NATO
>>543380614100%
>>543381638US oil export infrastructure is already at maximum capacity. In the short term it's not possible to get more oil out to the global market.
>>543388363Wow, someone obsessed with Russia is demonstrably wrong, shockinghttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/feb/21/energy-crisis-ukraine-war-uk-cost-gas
>>543390867not for long with that smug little kike attitude you faggots are constantly demonstrating, faggot.
>>543380138
>>543391166>shocking>canada cuck zigger dick sucker didn't read the article or he would've seen the date
>>543391166How fucking stupid you feeling right about now? Genuinely curious.
>>543391220It's a Pakistani anon, they like to larp as big allies of whichever Eastern power they think will crush them last, and in his calculation this is ukraine lol
>>543391220>trump said he would put a ban on a globally traded commodity!>just like when he said he would invade Iran>just like when he said he would leave NATO>just like whencope miga nigger mid terms are coming
>>543381867I honestly don't think people will get WFH back ever again.As the other anon said, they'll make you walk to work and you will enjoy it.Only unemployment will make it possible for the average goy to be home again.
>>543391166Don't bother coming back to the thread btw you just got fucking shrekt
>>543391248I think you might be a genuine, honest to goodness retard
>>543391518>Iran war made fuel prices shoot up>NO THEY DIDNT HERES A 3 YEAR OLD ARTICLE EXPLAINING WHY YOU'RE WRONG>are you retarded>NO U R LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>543381588Keep dreaming while you're on your way to IsraelThe US is the closest to enacting a draftCanada will never have another one
>>543380138The government has an idea to deal with the cold. They learned this from the Germans. Just bundle up with an immigrant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sQ_n5wweCE
>>543380138And yet they will continue to support Israel's genocide in Gaza.
>>543380614>>543380138>>543380448WAIT I THOUGHT YOU STILL HAD 22 SHIPS INSTEAD OF THE 300 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WON WORLD WAR II WAH-HABBEN???
>>543380138they can ride that public transportation that they never shut up about. Nothingburger as usual.
NOOOOO THE JEWISH RACE MIXING ECONOMIC ZONE CANNOT GOYSLOP, GOON, & CONSOOM IN PEACE BILLIONS ARE GONNA DIE OH NOES JEWS BOOMERS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MASTER PLAN GOYFUCKS
NOOOOO THE INBRED SAUDIS WHO CANNOT DO PUSH UPS AND JUMPING JACKS ARE A PAPER TIGER OY VEY ZION DON WHO WAS FUNDED BY THE SAUDIS IS NOT HELPING THEM MILITARILY. LOST 25% OF YEMEN IN 2 DAYS. WOW SAUDIS WHO BLEW UP THE WORLD TRADE CENTER HOW DO YOU WAHHABISTS RESPOND???
>>543380138One day these zigger/jidf fantasies will come true
GOOD LUCK SARS THAT'S PAKI SAR IAM THE TRUE ARYAN CEO NOW!!1 XD AT LEAST YOU BOMBED AND RAPED GERMANY WITH AMERICA AND THE COMMUNISTS... GREAT IDEA FUCKOOS
You don't need cars anymore, how about instead living in these 15 minute cities?
>>5433927241.5 MILLION ZIGGERS BEST TIMELINE. I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MANY DEAD RUSSIANS SINCE WWI. WHEN THE COLLAPSE HAPPENED. THE WORLD COLLAPSED AND THIS IS MERELY THE 11TH HOUR OF THE COLLAPSE. TWILIGHT. XD
>>543380138KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GET SOME DIESEL BONGSGO TAKE BACK IRANNYIT WAS A BRITISH PROJECT TO BEGIN WITH FIRST OIL DISCOVERED IN IRAN WAS BONGS IN 1901MOSSADEQ LATER TRIED TO NATIONALIZE THE OIL THAT FILTHY COMMIE MI6 TOOK CARE OF HIM
>>543392766INVEST IN EV'S INVEST GOYBUX IN BATTERIES I RIDE A BIKE AROUND PHOENIX IN 120 DEGREE HEAT SO THIS DOESN'T AFFECT ME ONLY 96% OF YOU.
>>543392818LOL LMAO LMFAO
BILLIONS ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NO MORE GOYSLOP ;3
>>543392787There is no way that's a real baby. Looks stiff as a board
>>543380138lmao Australia you suck
>>543380614You should all start panic buying. If you don't, you're not going to get any. Go, go! Get off 4chan and fill up those canisters! And if you don't personally use diesel, just remember you can fill it up and resell it. Hurry, hurry, hurry, before it all runs out!
>>543380138Oh no, how does this affect me filling up my BYD Seal?
>>543380138>>543392876It's for the greater Israeli good.
>>543393335Is Israel even rationing diesel?
>>543393651lol
keep a stiff upper-lip bongjeets
>>543391367It really is wild how we lucked into a form of work that made life better and more productive at every conceivable metric besides jews losing out on corporate real estate value and they spent the next years doing everything they could to put an end to it.
>>543380138>rationing diesel>ration all fuel>still require lawns to be mowed or fines and forfeitureTime to invest in bong companies that mow lawns and make manual lawn mowers.
>>543393201Do you buy groceries?
>>543390795Why do you even bother posting such stupid shit when a simple google search disintegrates your claim completely. Yes, Canada produces diesel for our domestic market along with all other fuels.
>>543380138>Diesel lawnmower
>>543380138> Diesel> LawnmowerFucking retard
>>543397216>>543396635MOGGED
>>543396635>>543397216It's bongistan, they probably run huge cast iron goliath machines with hit and miss engines on them.
>>543397380Lawn tractor != Lawn mower
bump
>>543380138>The Hormuz LetterLiterally has only posted Iranian cope so far.
