>West Monkton newshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Monkton#Landmarks>Heathrow Airport warns third runway could be delayed by four yearshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crx2zz401935o>British national among six dead in building explosion close to Acropolis in Athenshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6p3kk78l4l1o>'No turning back' in independence journey, says first minister at rallyhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw23xxlrnexzo>PM pledges £210m to regenerate UK's high streetshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cve8xx47rnjxo>Orange Order to appeal High Court injunction stopping Drumcree paradehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckjrxx22wqgdoPrevious>>543375154
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whats brit/pol/ been reading?
>>543382373weebslop
sausage flaps
>>543382373Bataille, the complete works in the original crude unformed inspirational thought form
>>543382373the practical guide to suicide
>>543382373Yani neko lmao
>>543382373cauldrons posts on Bataille
Basically yeah, the sun gives us energy but it's too much so we need to burn it off yeahthat's why the aztecs did human sacrificeit flips the whole analysis on it's head cos people thought it was all about scarcitypeople were like oh no we don't have enoughbut it's like dudewe have too fucking muchand we need to get ridnowquickand not in a like oh we need to get rid to be better drones kind of waybut in a no dudeactually getting rid is like humanand sovereign, because it's the only time you aren't doing shit for any reasonyou are just being a guy
>>543382547whats context of pic on right? did she get job in HR?
You ever stolen anything?
>>543382547that old bitch was getting increasingly difficult to look at
>>543382677Her solidarity with palestine face
>>543382313But women be buying shit and destroying the environment via consumption?
>>543382692i nicked a squishy alien thing in a ball from a trinket shop in a seaside town and the shop keep chased after me I was like 8 or maybe 13
>>543382660Oh and I suppose if we refuse to waste we cease to be human Jeremy you know how I feel about littering
>>543382692Broke in.Didn't bother stealing anything.No need.
>>543382692Just hearts.
>>543382287Hehe. I was right.Andy Dandy is a rabbit.
>>543382842>>543382660did you watch the show? none of them would have said this these are like, totally different characters.
>>543382842Yeah jez shut up you fucking kiked up nigger
Anything new out of RAF Fairford or nah?
>>543382923>did you watch the show?I've banged one of the girls in peep show.
>>543382924iii believe that you may be in possession of uhhh uhhh uh uhm drug whaaat yeah I got got the belief is he even an officer you may be in possession of drug are you even an officer stop being rude and just listen to him that that's what I want to search you what what what's your name first before you search me I want to search you under section 23 can I have your name please say your collar number michael my collar number is 08387 08387 where are you based i'm down at longsight police station and what dya wanna do search me iii have the reason to believe that you may be in possession of ehhh drug
>>543382924THE SIZE OF THAT HOOTER
https://x.com/SamCoatesSky/status/2104293834201170172>labour meeting with qatar
>>543382373frylock?
>>543382373Viz
>>543383004Yes, that RAF base is now officially American overseas territory.
>>543383011trying to think of who that could be where that would be a brag but i'm struggling...
Any of you lads want to go into business with me? Looking into open a Turkish style barbers, they seem to be rather profitable.
>>543383111nancy from peep show was just in shane gillses tires and she is munted now
>>543382924Dobby is my weird crush, the stationary cupboard scene was total erotica.
>>543383111She's one of the extras in the Christian rock festival episode.
>>543383021I love peepshow, but I'm not reading this shit
>>543383143yea that was hot
>>543383143Dobby is a Jew
>>543383128
>>543383143I've been there actually, not at a stationary cupboard, but waiting at the traffic lights. A bird grinded her arse on my cock whilst pretending to look both ways
>>543383188it's a transcript to that video of that guy getting detained by someone who barely speaks english
>>543383143>it’s the hair clip
>>543383213Tidy.
gavin & stacey > peep show
>>543383251Did your little man turn red?
so er . . . politics?
>>543383143Bet dobby was a dry queefer like putting your thumb over a bicycle pump
>>543383204wish she'd bop on my shmeckel
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c6r7dy2yyx2xoweird how this article in the sport section of the bbc doesn't actually bother to mention the result of the game.
Fucking 14+ girls is not pedophilia. Not here in Brazil.There isn’t reports of girls under the age of 14 in Trump’s case.I, as an adult man, had a french kiss with a 14 years old girl, here in Brazil, some years ago.Am I a pedophile?Here in Brazil it is legal. Here, 14+ years old is legal for adults to pick.
>>543383325
>>543383306I had a boner. And she was pretending to look left and right, but she moved her whole body while backing up on me. Cor memories....
>>543383345Wonderful use of imagery.
>>543383299gavin & stacey was goated for that one moment where stacey is being a boring mong and gavins mum calls her out for itreminded me of crime and punishment and the 'twist' after raskolnivok reads the letter from his sister and he's like 'nah fuck that'https://youtu.be/LeKNH57dTec?t=36
>>543383024She’s not even one of the tribe either, just very unlucky.
>>543383383Excuse me but, um, you're a monkey.
>>543383345Yea, good one dickhead.
>>543383371still ongoing, m'bad
>>543383299Name a side character better than Super Hans. Can't be done.
>>543383371It's not about the winning or losing. It's about supporting the only democracy in the Middle East.
>>543383143your id says jew
Were the paliwogs kicking off today?Asmon had a vid of loads of peaceful protestors attacking the pigs, riot shields.No arrests expected.
>>543383412lmfao
>>543383437Turkey? Well, they are a valued NATO ally after all.
>>543382236>Brit/pol/
>>543382313Violence against women happens, but what's worse is talking about it.Just like all crime in Britain.
>>543383412Shut up you chink loving freak
>>543383422Cool it with the bad language pal, my nan shitposts here
>>543383478>J-J-J IEWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaUa_0qPPgc
>>543383204Does anal for a shekel
You're blackpilling, Young Bob is radicalised and telling you all to train, to tribe up with fellow Whites, that he's done debating the left that he's going to get hench and you're blackpilling.
>>543383536he doesnt love her
>>543382373under western eyes
>>543382373
>>543383426I'm surprised they didn't give him a spin-off.It would have been a terrible idea and absolutely awful, but the material is there.
>>543383594>rapessay
>>543383594Don't care young bob, I'm not reading it.
>>543383594he sparked out 3 nonces and you're blackpilling?
>>543382457>>543382433>>543383095read call of the horned piper+masks of misrule instead>At the start of the winter months he is Master of the Wild Hunt, and his frenzied and ghostly chase is accompanied by his primary totems of stag, hound, raven and snow goose. Old Hornie is the fearsomely rough, strange god who rides out a-hunting during the paradoxical periods of ritual reversal, the ‘time between the times’. The Horned One's eerie pack, white of coat and red of ear, are called Yell Hounds - a worn-down form of the term ‘Gabriel Hounds’; it is significant in this respect that in mediaeval funeral processions the bier was called ‘St.Gabriel’s Wain’. Here the archangel with his trumpet has assimilated the heathen archetype of the god of the Furious Host who winds his horn to summon the spirits of the dead.>There are also certain ancient trackways along which the spirit host would continually manifest to pursue their hunt at particular times, which were sometimes denoted as ‘Woden’s way’ in Saxon England, In Holland and Germany these spirit-tracks are called Doodwegen (Death-roads’) and Geisterwegen (‘Ghost-roads’). Likewise on stormy nights on Dartmoor the Midnight Hunter and his Wish hounds would run on the track known as the Abbot’s Way which leads towards Cornwall.>On Candlemas the serpent emerges from the earth and the Queen comes from the mound. The Wild Hunt is seen, led by Herne, returning to the lower world after winter. The golden-haired Bride or Olwen is invoked to enter the house this night. The symbols of Candlemas are the sacred flame, the rowan, the cow and ewe, the hedgehog and rock crystal, the ‘guiding star of Bride’.youtube.com/watch?v=cy3P8uBQmdg
>>543383594Good lad.
Nobody cares
>>543383536There's another great scene in gavin and also stacey but it's not on youtube so i can't link itit's the engagement party scene where they all kick off
The British isles could be depopulated within 48 hours.It's scientifically feasible.
Had an offer of sex with a woman tonight... turned it down. Only because my cock isn't always up for it, but I think because I'm not that into her.Semen retention is the way anyway.
>>543383738lucifer compelled you to post this to fuck with me
>>543383738counterpoint
>>543383738same here, I don't want to deal with it, but don't want to hurt her feelings either
>news makes a documentary on the evils of new technology>"Men, can like, record me and stuff, with this">I'm scared>I'm afraid>this is Violence Against Women and Girls>you can simply cover up the blinking light and record>we then updated from factory settings to the latest version and couldn't cover the light any more, but the fact is we could do itThe strangest part about the time filler story was that they didn't then mention how AI is used on these recordings to undress the women or make them say things they didn't.I do not understand how one sex can be so in charge of society and yet see itself as meat that is constantly under attack, and the most pathetic men (<7ft) who say "Wanna go out sometime?" are somehow the most dangerous to their existence.Shouldn't women be more concerned with actual rapists than cameras?
>>5433835946 foot 2 of shithouse.
>>543383863>(<7ft)New manlet threshold just dropped
day of the pillow soon
>>543383594How old are you? Do you think being in a weightlifting club is going to reverse 70 years of immigration law and policy?
>>543383723if only
How old is young Bob? He's got such a weird face shape.Also the fact his face is so clean/fresh is weird.
>>543384029One more swedish bodybuilder montage to ex deo and the west will be savedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e86WvAX26dM
>>543383986
>>543384063Same age as Judge Holden
>>543383863rape is already illegal you silly man
>>543383863Women are like the state. They go after easy targets.
>>543384117I love blood meridian. Bob's not bald though or 7 foot tall
false flag
>>543384137Can we get a Marianna fact check on this?
>>543384004Death to the left.
>>543384004looks like shes about to Kali Ma that Restore canvasser
>>543384084no aggro - do you think cauldron jr would be english? i'm not so fundamentalist as a lot of my compatriots.
>>543383572No prewipe though.
>>543382373I always keep Lester Bangs compilation "Psychotic Reactions & Carburettor Dung" on hand when I'm inbetween novels because the dude ate a lot of speed and he wrote beastly essaysone of the best writers in America at that time, exclusively wrote record reviews, but fortunately not much of his review was ever about the recorddied before his time, Les had more planned
>>543384029>Do you think being in a weightlifting club is going to reverse 70 years of immigration law and policy?Yes.
>finally a job that talks to "me"
>>543384275I'm Shia, is that okay?
>>543384137According to them it's legal because less than 110% of rape accusations do not lead to castration followed by execution.When women let down their masks in close company they have some very interesting ideas, but for some reason this desire for retribution never extends to brown people.
>>543383011Doesn't count
>https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GCHYLZWGWhere do you stand with the notion of Chinese MRE's ?
>>543384310No it's Shiite
>>543382604Goddamn kikes.
>>543384345It's paradoxical because I also watched the show with the next girl I made sex with (redhead).
>>543384398U VILL EAT ZE MEALBRICK
>>543383863I've just got back from hols and they were all walking around with their asses out so they don't seem too bothered.Foids are just fucking retards.
>>543382313She’s definitely not human.
>>543384398kek
>>543384256It's doubtful we will even have children at this stage, and if we did I honestly don't care about fixing my flag solely to a race who were 'successful' between distinct years and then petered off and allowed atrocities and allowed everything and allowed their own genocidealways in the shadow of the jews who completely dominated their minds since christ
I may dislike a lot of people, but the only times I've ever wanted to inflict serious violence is when they've stolen from me. Fucking tramps. A parcel, two food deliveries. Never been so mad.
>>543384482wwell thats depressing brother
>>543384398>>543384467one bar only keeps you going 4 hours at 8 hours per bag I'm not seeing the value for money hereisn't it basically just a hyperdense weetabix bar at this stage
>>543384345What do you make of the thing going on in Ireland, taig?
>>543384564Don’t be a fanny. Save your rage for leftist scum.
>back when times were good
Invaders must follow the white rabbit
>>543384202Don't fink I'd av bovad meself.>Head? down.>Neck? wound in.>Arsehole? pinched shut.
>>543384567>>543384590can I join the cauldron fanclub for cauldron fans that is clearly forming here?I think he's a fascinating specimen, probably my favourite poster here
>>543384590Proddies marching - don't care
>>543384567There have been great individuals who stood outside, but as a whole the english and the scottish are despicableand when we look back on history now, all the worst people were the best and the best the worst, and so it is mostly for actions in our own lives
>>543384202>early hours of this morningwait, is this why angie shut 4chinz down last night? Did some fucker get video of glowies glowing?
>>543384664i sense sarcasm but he's genuin'y the only worthwhile poster here
>El Money sending more fruity boys to blow up an electrical substationHe can't keep getting away with it!
>>543384675Fucking taig.
>>543384737no, I just sound like that, and believe me people find it way more annoying in real life
>>543384767*Native Irish
>>543384632alri Semos lad?
>vapeaggedon begins
>>543384202how does this 'chance' arrest mesh with the base being on imminent terror attack alert hours earlier? Shouldn't the place have already saturated with police/army?
>>543384797im sure its not all that bad
>>543384398A single bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man, and it keeps better than any other food, staying fresh for months if kept in its cardboard wrapping. More sustaining than any food made by Men, and that one small cake could keep a traveler on their feet for a full day of hard going.
>>543384872oh no
>>543384870PIPoids don't work mondays
>>543384845*loincloth wearing white nigger
>>543384958Genuinely, without any irony, as sincerely as I can possibly be; imagine the smell.
>>543384932people call it being "funny" but they get annoyed when the "funny" doesn't stop
I'm frankenstein's monster. Born into a world that rejected me.
>>543385022
Do this mental exerciseImagine the worst thing you ever did was the best thing you ever didand the best thing you ever did was the worst thing you ever did
>>543384202>>543384920>We had them under view for a long time, and we got them," Trump said.>had them under review>drive three vans to the military base unbothered>have to rely on mabel to call it inreally makes you think
Having a baileys and milk on a schoolnight cunts.
>>543383262Its not religious though. Its ethnic and its loyalists against prissy bitching evil cunts who got everything they wanted by being vindictive bastards, funded by amerifarts who are blind to their conduct.You might just let it lie, but most people don't accept it. Imagine all the vaxtard mask demanding karens succeeded in having you forcibly vaxed and then refer to your unwillingness as "the troubles" like it was some childish outburst over nothing. Then they fill your house with niggers and if you complain you get told that you're against peace.
>>543385070we've all bombed before.
>>543385144fucken already is to be fair
>>543384978Boatwog
>>543385146Our glowies were saying it wasn't an 'intelligence led' bust (i.e. these weren't people they'd been keeping an eye on). Could also just be Trump doing his usual thing of just vomiting out soundbites he reckons will go down well though
>>543385196I tried to do it and i just confused myself as well
>>543385146>A large number of men>5 arrestsAll their handlers went back to base for a piss up.
>>543385146Hes full of shit. Only racism was able to stop this.
>>543385146Yep. They fucked it all up. It was supposed to go off and be the thing that gets us into the war. But whoops, someone spotted it.
>>543385220You’re a one insult chump.
>>543385233>All their handlers went back to base for a piss up.Maybe of onions milk and estrogen pills
>>543385231omg ur so melodramatic
>>543385290shop shuts at 10 because it's sundaythis is what separates the wheat from the chaff
>>543385144cauldron using his newfound brit/pol/ fame to immediately enact psychological operations on them>>543385193it's not something being done on purpose my brain and mouth just has a way of putting information into amusing waysit's something sometimes people don't appreciatenot appropriate at funerals, for example
>>543385324run
>>543385275True though eh?
>>543385286Yeah they could have been getting shagged by them I guess.
>>543385361what a load of words
>>543385273Imagine if it had. We'd be none the wiser. Probably that integrity initiative irish pricks.
>>543385368need to sprint on the spot first to charge it up and then release it
>>543385324>Doesn't know all his local 24h garagesCall yourself an alky? Put some effort in. Get choofin brew on in airing cupboard.
>posting bussy lewds in Discord and Telegram until El Money spots me and gives me some money to knock over a wheelie bin
>>543385443yeah but it's slightly further which is basically the same thing as death
>>543385273Like that time someone phoned in a load of men in tactical gear carrying machineguns coming out of the sea at 3 in the morning during a partys annual meeting on the coast.They sent a high ranking military to tell them to shut up, but they blabbed anyway. lol.
>>543385273>But whoops, someone spotted it.Have you ever tried placing a call to the police before?
Bob is through with these commie bastardshttps://x.com/YoungBobRB/status/2104239865676136470
>>543385416you're liable to post some thoughtful bible passage just as i;m about to guillotine somebody - go away in other words
>>543384398there are videos that show you how to makes these yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUnZpUr2za8&
>>543385495Brinnies ain't no finks
>>543385410yeah damn it's almost like a foundational aspect of languageon brit/pol/ I'm fairly subdued evenwhen I'm by myself I write literally thousands of them
>>543385372What if it isn’t?
Just think 99.999999999999% of people who have existed have gone down un recorded, un known.They are known only in our genes, if they passed their genes on that is.
>>543385532this guy saying "the last month has really radicalised me" in the same way girls tell you they need space to "find themselves"
This should have been a national wake up call.We are under attack by foreign agents within our country.Yet it's going to be swept under the rug.It's going to be pysoped out of existence, out of the newscycle. We are so fucked.
>>543385624reddit response
>Guy Fawkes was funded by El Money, agent of the Spanish crown
>>543385643The lads will be on the town in Debrece.A good day.You bore mefiltered
>>543385756oh well?
>>543384958good god
>>543385836yeah man
>>543385875word.
Alhamdulilah
>>543385875Preach(ed).
>Lee Harvey Oswald? El Money>Lenin on the train? El MoneyCambridge Five? El Money>Trump? El Money>Brexit? El Money>Me stubbing my toe? EL FUCKING MONEY!
>>543385761sure we'd all love to blow up parliament but if guy fawkes had done that, what kind of bastard spanish lovechild would we have become?
>Me forgetting a >? El cunting bitch bastard benchod Money!
>>543385813>calling anyone a boatwog>idahFucking retard
>>543385532>goes to a uni>acts surprised when he meets marxiststhat's all universities and education do. indoctrinate the masses to their socialist bullshit
BROTHER, BROTHER,HOW HAVE THE GODS BETRAYED YOU?
>>543386037The bloke who killed the archduke of austria? El. Money.
>>543386213i was rude about my friend cauldrons missus so i'm doomed a turn or two i think.
>>543382924
>>5433862179/11?also El Moneythey were ALL rentboys
>>543383004Well they've kicked out some people from the nearby village and put them up in a leisure centre. What does that mean? More explosives?
>>543386350They were muzzies so there is actually a fairly strong chance they had been bummed so this could be fact checked as true
>>543383011one of the vagina girls?
Got a decent 10k time recently, my sisters lesbian wife signed up for a 10k and beat my time by 10 minutes
native american women are really inexpressive
>>543386421they should drain local swimming pools and put them in tents therejust stick 'em in the hole>>543386459El Money is responsible for a lot, clearly
>>543386509fair enough, who knows what they were up to before we came alongwe only see the distorted bones
>>543386478Corrrr.Your sisters a lesbian!?That's the hottest thing you've ever said Cauldron.
>Diversity & Inclusion>We want everyone to feel comfortable and supported, while also having the space to take care of their needs. That's why we offer paid menstruation leave, for a day per month.
>>543386573two of my sisters are lesbians
>>543386478oh you're not fat anymore?
>>543386478you really tried your best to make it sound like it's only the lesbian women that are manlier than you
>>543386610Sick bastidHow old are they?
>>543386616I lost 80lbs but then i also gained 20lbs
>>543386610with each other?
>>543386610>my steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery
>>543386664One is a lesbian with a farmerand the other is a lesbian with an american ultra marathon runner
>Sant-I mean, Father Christmas having to repeatedly change his Christmas Eve travel plans in this country because houses keep being seized every 6 months by the government to house disparate BAMESWouldn't want to be an elf this year.
>>543386568what the fuckjust when you think you've hit the absolute bottom of the abyss, it just keeps goingyou keep waiting for the "ping" to signify the penny has dropped and it just keeps goingfuck
>>543386641well i came like 500th in the local 10k race so there atleast 499 people in my local area that are manlier than me
>>543386702You didn't fucking answer my questionAre they fitHas one of them ever cucked you with your bird
why can't they just use sea water and a heat exchanger? or can't they be arsed with it?
>>543386698oh so you'd shag your sisters if they were lesbians
>>543386708Santa doesn't deliver to brown kids cos they're evil.
>>543386710The only ping I hear is a garand emptying.
>>543386783I doubt either of them are even gay and didn't attend their weddingi think both of them are munted but i would
>>543386802Well he's still got to re-find the White kids after their homes keep being seized and they have to move
>>543386974nooo that reads completely wrong
>>543386797not my sisters, cauldrons sisters.
>>543386974>i think both of them are munted but i wouldjfc they're you're sisters for god's sake
>>543384632
>>543387001i meant but i would think they were muntedposterityare you listeningposterity the future confirm you can hear this
>>543386610That’s absolutely horrendous.
>>543387017not if he beats you to the punch apparently
>>543387001cauldron would his munted lesbian sistersyou heard it hear first
Imagine if we had Stand Your Ground laws
*TWO* gay sisters? there has to be some molester uncle involved.
>>543387042>confirm you can hear thisyes but it's not scottish it's actually one of those old-timey pan-atlantic accents from old american tv shows
What the fuck is wrong with our girls that they age like pears left out in the sun?
>>543387097My dad was very angry but it was all directed at me except on the odd occasion where my sisters got launched for throwing something at the bin or whatever
>>543387041not a very wise idea to rape someone in your work uniform is it
>>543387070now it makes sense
>>543387124Yeah some age well, some don't. That must have shook her ego
>>543387251jigsaw puzzle falling into place
>>543387199dadberg slapped you around huh?
>>543387251So is this one of the dykes or not?
>>543387257"I think the cocaine abuse probably has something to do with it"
>>543387251I would have been 12 when she was 18 so this fantasy is pedophile abuse fantasy
>>543387303https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJF3VDkvB8w
>>543387336thanks for clearing that up although absolutely nobody asked
>>543387336Thank god. I didn't want to belive it cauldy. I DON'T WANT TO BELIVE IT
>>543387257She got absolutely brutalised. I’m not certain but I assume she’s a lefty so she probably deserved it.
>>543387387>>543387378meth is so uncommon in the uk, we don't have science teachers or caravans or the new mexican mafia
>>543387387he's backpedallingyou clearly weren't here for his breakdown of '24
>>543387440yeah right i'm sure they'll believe you now that you've explained how rare meth is
>>543387501it all hinges on him believing you
>>543387440no actually I know thisit's popular with eastern-european immigrant workers in construction related contract jobsbulgarian roofers probably know how to get meth, romanian erectors, they've got methit's popular as a sex drug in homosexual circles too apparentlymeth usage here is very insular and subcultural so it's not that it's not here, it's that you're not bulgarian or gay enough to ever find it
might get some meth in
>defend yookay against RussiaNo>defend yookay against IranNo
>>543387601don't get bummed
>>543387418Pot>>543387418Of>>543387418Meat>>543387418
METH METH WHO'S GOT METH
>>543387580i know his flat number he'll believe anything i say
You know my grandmother is going through the process for chc funding and if you don't win all the money she's accumulated over her life goes to her care assuming she doesn't die quicklyand if you do win her quality of care is degraded because only some care homes accept chc fundingand the funding questions come down to some retard social workers opinion of what the word 'severe' meansisn't that whacky?
>>543387601Go to Warwickshire
>>543387653you dont know his flat number
>>543387583i've seen that documentary about that gay chemsex guyit's hilarious
>>543382373Infinite Jest. Its by turns very funny but also qiute annoying.
>>543387650the bummers
