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>>543393626
not my problem zogbot

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>>543393626
I forsee conscription going as follows
>a knock at the door
>excuse use anon
The press gang women look nervously as I appear in my open bathrobe.
>we've come
>today we're coming
Barry white starts playing in the background.
>coming?
The female press gangers are sweating in the hot hot sunlight
>*YEAH*
>you ladies look PRESSED into those clothes
>yeah, we have a hot war going
>HOT?
>oh it's very hot
Meanwhile her brunette friend starts spraying herself with my garden hose
>OH MY GAWWWD, I'm soaking wet
>yeah, just look at you, you're getting dirty in the yard, maybe you should both come inside
>but anon we're here about the war
>Oh yeah, tha war
>yes, a hot war
>How hot?
>very HOT
>what are you warring against, principalities?
>no anon, we war against the FLESH
She carresses me
>oh my
Meanwhile her brunette friend is saunters across the lawn
>this war is Ssoooo HOT
>oh, I'm dripping wet
As the first one steps into the living room
>you know anon, this is how you get PRESSED
>yeah, you might be ganged up on
>who me?
I lock the front door and from the kitchen enter ten of my frens
>oh dear
Say the press gang girls
>we're totally surrounded
>yeah, you call this a fair fight?
She whistles for more press gang army girls for my frens
>anon, i think They've got US surrounded
>let's take that hill!

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>>543393894
The press gang of army women overrun us, and so we dig in through the night. Rations of cheese trays, wine and cigars are broken out to keep up our strength. Through the darkness of moodlight, blacklights and barry white music the battle continues.
>oh my god
Cries one anon
>she right on top of me
>they just keep coming, we can't out much longer
Fearing the worst, and against principals, I break out experiemental battle stimulants, in the form of blue pills and whiskey
>oh no girls, they're bringing out the LONG Guns!
>I don't know if we can take THAT pounding
>oh yeah, those naughty boys are going to tear us up
>we're really defenseless here
Another girl starts screaming
>they're ganging me! Oh I'm enlisted aaaaaahhh

Built for BAC

>>543393894
> knock at the door
battery acid in face
>coming?
hammer to the head

>43
>prior felony
>drone operator
>it specialist
>mechanic
>psychologist
>philosophy major

Lol lmao sure ok yeah right

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>>543393918
It is Dawn, and the mist and fog of battle lingers throughout my breakfast room, as poached eggs and bloody marys are distributed to the visibly exhausted and now embarrassed press gang girls. Mascara smeared and wearing my old gundam wing T-shirts, the girls, now POWs limp around, or lay motionless on the couch, in the laps of their chud captors.
>is a fleet of battleships a lot?
One of them asks, while another press gang leader, she is more composed, asks me
>so anon, it like totally not a big deal, because you can say yes or no, but you wanna have another press ganging this tuesday? If you can't it's totally fine, it really doesn't upset me either way
>mfw War is Hell

>>543393626
How the hell does that stupid bitch expect to get niggers to work by just fucking posing with a whip. That limpwristed halfassed swinging wouldn't even tickle a little girl.

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>>543394115
No whip cracky, no war ack-ie

>>543393626
she can whip me in the benis, if you know what i mean.

>>543393626
>shaved pits
Post discarded.

>>543395109
I prefer mine lasered an baby smooth
You some sort of bear loving fag or something?

>>543395223
Female body hair is peak.
Liking hairless women is pedo-coded.

>>543395335
We reached an evolutionary point where we have the ability to change ourselves but still have useless vestigial things. Body hair is one of them. You’re like a projecting pedo hunter.

>>543395570
Do you work for a razor company or something? Why do you even care what I think? Shaving and lasers are completely unnecessary. A waste of time and resources.

>>543393626
Bitch doesn't even know how to use a whip

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>>543394115
Crack that whip,
Give the past a slip,
Step on a crack,
Break your momma's back

>>543393894
second from left is Jewish I think

>>543395335
Being into old hairy hags has got to be the weirdest fetish. You just know this nigga low key gay too.

>>543393626
Yes, mistress.