ITT: we try to predict what caused The Laughing Cow to stop laughingI’ll start>”Transcows can produce milk from their feminine penis, and I’m tired of pretending they can’t.”
>>543393746Who cares? It's just some dumb marketing stunt to get people talking about this brand, it doesn't actually mean anything.
too many abby shapiro milker memes, it's getting seriously antisemitic
>>543393746This HAS to be fucking satire. Tell me it's not an actual piece of news.
>>543393746its a protest against Trump
he identifies as a bull now.
>laughed during great depression>laughed during the holocaust>laughed during 9/11this better be good
>>543393746the cow is mad at jews for burning it's little bro, the red heifer
>>543394073kek you don't understand BLUMBF is literally worse than all those!
>>543393746why did you make it a basedjak?it looks more like a normal wojak, or even a femjak
>>543393746DON'T. RUSH. THE. COW.
>>543393746tell me who owns the company
>>543393746>What happened to snacking????we didn't listen. now snacking is problematic...
>>543393844>t. Sargento shillCheeses to meet you, you tricky rat bastard
>>543394073Top zozzle
>>543393746>we try to predict what caused The Laughing Cow to stop laughingIndians, I am not jokingThey are confusing it with sneering and crying and having a meltdown, which is basically hugely problematic. Indians are confusing it with Kamadhenu being made fun of. No I will not post my flag no I will not elaborate any more, just look it up.
>>543394073Jamie, pull up laughing cow's early life section
>>543393746Thanks for turning it into a wojak so people under 30 could understand it
>>543394279https://youtu.be/wYTKnnED444?si=aAUDaUTYrC5wrYDh
>>543393746They're gonna shut down. This is the real red heifer.
>>543393746Moo! Red Heifer says we must all support the Zionist State of Israel!
>>543393746Based on the videos on the site, it's probably just "times are tough and you should get help if you're depressed, it's okay not to laugh." Regardless, she looks like she fucks human men.
>>543393746the sign is a subtle joke
>>543394982Lol
>>543395007
I went to their site because op is a fag and when you try to "Learn more" about why the cow is no longer laughing they only have these two vids nothing else.
>>543394073Trump is literally worse than the Holocaust.
>>543395376
>>543395395THIS IS THE BEST ANTI TRUMP PROTEST IVE EVER SEEN
>>543393746"OP is a faggot"
>>543395376on the top left it looks like it says "SEX" and on the left is "HOT"
>>543393746>Bros…what will she say?She will say what ever it is when she is ready its not right for us to speculate
>>543393746>Transcows can produce milk from their feminine penis,that is a great idea, im gonna buy a bunch of bulls and sell faggots the newestnwoke obsession. tranny milk
>>543395395Another thing that stands out that on this vid they're at a park but its just two women on the bench and a couple walking...No kids reminded me of children of men movie
>kike brand about to spout more holobunga victimhood
>>543394402Good morning saar>your flag is Canada btw
>>543395756Oy vey delet this
>>543394073The guy who made the cow apparently ran a supply wagon in WW1, where the original cow was on the side of the wagon, laughing.
I'm guessing an anti-ICE message talking about how it somehow violates human rights. Less likely, Gaza, but that has fallen out of the public eye.The best idea that wouldn't step on any toes is just how "divided" we are and how we need to find common ground, but it'll he very one sided with the imagery of the "division" mostly falling on things they have labeled as alt-right (expect somebody spray painting a swastika or some old footage of the kkk).Those are my predictions.
>>543393746>*ahem*>*taps mic*>"Moo."
>>543393883Better than swisse's latest campaign for women >we're hystericalLmao
>>543393746I hope it has AIDS
>>543394073The Laughing Cow is finally ready to name the Jew.
>>543394073Red heiferHmm
its gonna be something something about standing with israel
apparently this only applies to the US so i'm sure it's about the upcoming elections or something political related
>>543393746Red Bull split on her so he could fuck his twink Lucky the Leprechaun.
>>543394073Red cow sacrifice time in Israel
>>543396420this just in, the laughing cow names the moo
Oh boy, I can't wait for [BRAND] to vomit their political opinions when I never fucking asked them for it.Just make the goddamn cheese, you walking steakhouse menu.
>>543396511>women are hysterical Yes>get hysterical with usNo, bring back insane asylums
>>543394020>he identifies as a bull now.
>>543396043No far more AsiaIt's literally Indians, just wait
>A cow isn't laughing>TRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIESTRANNIEStransition already
>>543393746I only eat parmesan now
>>543393746You know it will be some bullshit about racism or women's rights or climate change. It's always the same shit
>>543394073Kek
>>543399363Parmigiano Vaggiano or bust.
>>543394402Tough fucking shit then. They came over to our culture so they should adapt. Cows are nothing more than cattle and food to us. Those walking shit factories are anything but sacred or holy. I know they won't adapt, but neither should we. Fuck em.
>>543395376i swear i'm gonna find the dirty jeet that violated that cow and wreck it
>>543393746I hope it's something antisemitic because that would be very funny
>>543396556>>543397259I think you guys are right
>>543395376>>543395395They're replacing the milk with onions.
>>543395395they made my kids into veal parm.
>>543393746>here's your Khazar milker, goy
>>543400514they knew EXACTLY what they were doing I mean we all get it whoever had the balls to actually do it is a marketing genius
>>543401224Praise be to Allah
>>543393746That stuff tastes like shit. Pajeet stamp of approval.
Its the end of an era. The age of the serious cow is upon us. Sell your stocks and bonds.
>>543393746The jews are about to sacrifice her cousin to build the third temple. I wouldn't be laughing either
>>543393746This is a serious matter
>>543401893We don't want your approval.
People don't understand the seriousness of the situation
It's so fucking over, bovinebros
>>543402446I can guarantee whatever furfag made that image also saved it in their fap folder
>>543393746>Free PalestineThat's it. That's their rallying cry until their next firmware update drops. It's not going to be anything original, they can't think think for themselves. If they could then they wouldn't be leftists.
>>543393746
>>543402959Sigh...*unzips dick*
>>543393746>laughing cow makes me smile>non-laughing cow is judgmental and moody>we need to talkFfs. She is leaving me, isn't she?
>>543402761>stein
>>543395395The way the feet are swinging at :09 is reminiscent of a lynching. It could be an "anti-racist" (((anti-white))) message incoming. Pretty sure the laughing cow is supposed to be a big black bubby
>>543402959WOOD
>>543403273Maybe you just think about lynchings a lot...
BABYBEL MASTER RACEFUCK YOUR BIPOLAR COW, STEIN
>>543403217Yeah, i think the company is going to close down. Its over.
>>543393746>>543394073thisalso I wanna fuck the cow
>>543393746Why is she so mooody all of a sudden?
We must be better cows.
>>543402446Figures PETA wouldn't know where on a cow the teats are.
>>543393746Laryngectomy. New labeling will have her with a voice box on her collar.
OH MY FAUCI!! THE MULTIBILLION DOLLAR CORPO IS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING POLITICAL! I CLAPPED! I FUCKING CLAPPED!!!
>>543403238It was never not going to be this
>>543403324and The Glory of The Roman Empire
>>543403726
>>543402621You fucking beg for white mans approval you filthy simping cuck faggot retard
>>543403514No carlos you little fucker, this is not funny.The cow is sad you monster.
>>543402446>milking machine >crying female Does PETA want me to jerk off to this? Because they're doing a good job of making me want to jerk off to this.
>>543393746It's gonna be partnering with some charity to spread mental health awareness or something.
>>543395376>Sex
Place your bets, what will it be?Dismantling White supremacy?Sacrificing for climate change?The rise of anti-Semitism?Protecting trans kids?
>>543393883>Idols will speak and move about.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ0yv8ZN0Lw
>>543402761>(((Pearlstein)))It's gonna be some form of anti-white virtue-signaling
>>543404251It would be ORANGE MAN BAD most likely
>>543393746I've learned from experience that there is nothing, absolutely fucking NOTHING on earth, worth having to listen to a woman when she says "we need to talk".Women's only reason to exist is to make you marry and have children with them, so that when they say, "we need to talk" you MUST sit there and suffer in agony instead of just packing your shit and getting as far away from her as humanly possible.>>543399363Imagine the smell.Really, imagine it.>>543402761>must be worth talking about.No.
>>543393746I'm no longer interested in milk or cheese. I'm in the mood for steak now
>>543393746Test
>>543406951>Imagine the smell.>Really, imagine it.I find it insulting you assume I haven't I'm imagining it right now To even imply I don't carry it in the back of my nose like a cherished memory is to do us both a disservice
>>543393883It's the advertising world's version of vague posting.
>they found the red heiferIt's over
>>543403726kek
>>543394073yeah those were pretty funny tho
The furries are now smiling at the idea that their best cow can talk now like tony the tiger.
>we need to talk anon....>your the father...
>>543394078You joke but you’re probably spot on, it’s red heifer symbolism
>>543403726>someone jerks off to this in this world
>>543402446I wanna see what's happening on the other end of that cow
>>543409738And that would be me. My mental template for femininity is an beyond abstract. My refrigerator has eyelashes.
>>543393746When a sub 8 bull tells you to smile more
>>543393746DRUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
theres a lot of cow fuckers in this threadwas that their intention? advertise by bringing attention to their cow because they knew how many people these days want to have sex with it?an interesting reality
>>543396201>recognise the uniforms>look it up>Laughing Cow is a French brandHuh, that explains why it's actually pretty good.
>>543403324niggers won't stop stringing each other up, they won't shut up about it
>>543407641this nigga turnt as hell
>>543409287which is the worst cow, furry-ranking-sama
>>543393746>what caused The Laughing Cow to stop laughingShe has realized that she's not certified kosher and that this needs to be fixed.
>>543407641From free range psilocybin fed cows.
>>543393844>he doesn't know
Something about poor muzzrats in Gaza probably
>>543411137>was that their intention?trying to force viral marketing. I don't even eat that cheese yet here I am hearing about it. It will be for awareness of something vague and non-threatening to the brand. Odds are with a donate a percentage of sales message.
Probably it's about Palestine and these threads magically become common ragebait on /pol/ in the future as "Cowgate" with its own general thread
>Um guys we need to talk>It's time...to fight for israel...
>>543412399if this hasn't crossed your god damn mind by now, ngmi.
This is the gayest thing I have ever seen in my life.
>>543393746I am 90% sure this will be about cows causing too much climate change, so they are changing to plastic cheese
>>543393746>We need to talk>And refers to the consumerThe only thing the cow could be mad to consumers about is that their sales have tanked.
>>543403570Something tells me the other versions had huge G cup perky tits. As anon above noted, this smells of furry ai porn.
>>543410071Based and Welcome to the NHK pilled
>>543395376>>543395395Ya gotta tell em. It’s people
>>543403380Because it's a red heifer?
Let me guess this is a marketing campaign for a vegan cheese brand they're about to launch because the government forced them to with ESG DEI score bullshitSlander the laughing cow into bankruptcy for their insolency
>>543414280Hit them with the “SILENCE BRAND!”
>>543393746bioweapons targetting cows as part of great reset, can't make this shit up
>>543414436Well they kikes made targeted aids in apartheid South Africa. When they were testing and pumping out secret boosted nukes. As always hidden as free vaxxes
babybel > laughing cow
>>543399363#3 for me please
>>543395376100 bucks says its some feminist shit.
>>543395381Because he's actually bad and actually real
>>543393746>you will live to see major brands literally shame people as a way to advertise Gillette tried this already
>>543394073lol
>In 2024, Bel announced a partnership with Dassault Systèmes to expand the use of digital solutions and artificial intelligence in its industrial processes[31].Human bros, it's over...
>>543416131100 bucks says it's an awareness campaign for world mental health day
It's just a marketing stunt for amerigolems.The laughing cow is a french brand and the real (french) version will not change.
>>543393746vague posting is the best kind of advertising tbqhfamalam
>>543394279he's right you fucking idiot. stop giving these goyslop brands free advertising
>>543393746bump. This is the most important pol thread in a hot minute
>>543393746>We need to talk.Ok, Im all ears.>Im not in the mood right now.Then the discussion is resolved.
>>543393746>the laughing cow has stopped laughing>we need to talk
>>543417968This
>>543393746The real question is why is she a red heifer?End of days a acoming goys, happenings for miles, happenings for everyone
>>543393746Don't pay attention anon. It's a basic bitch psyop.
>>543417055Why? The Jews you serve don't get enough?
>>543393746It's probably something retarded and gay that no one cares about.Stop giving some shitty dairy company free advertising.
