>Come on out anon, we know you're in there!>You've been selected to die for Israel in Iran! What do?
>>543397762Agree, go to basic, get stationed in Israel, go on a massive shooting spree with the boys in the nearest israeli settlement.
>>543397762Swim something something in gta
>>543397762Wake up, smiling, in the knowledge that Iran is incapable of causing a draft.And that it is nearly exclusively muslims that die for Israel, mostly as its foes.
>>543397898>get stationed in Israel>get raped by superior officers in your ass>given empty rifle>sent to collect ammo 2500m away in drone territory>Azov barrier troops prevent you from retreating under punishment of death>get droned>die in a ditchYou need a better plan anon. Every jew war is a genocide
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>>543397762Tell us what you'd do, snownigger
>>543397762>ok we're busting in>they kick down the door>entire interior of house coated in layer of wet shit>they gag as they begin searching for me>they do not see me, naked and drenched in shit crouching in the corner of the entryway>I begin the hunt>they start to round a corner, and I get the guy in the back>shove a peepee poopoo water balloon in his mouth from behind to muffle his screams>burst the balloon while birking him so he drowns in shit>other guy panics when he notices his friend is gone>begins frantically running through the house>steps on shit hidden pressure plate on third step of stairs>attic hatch opens and floods the upper level with liquid pudding shit>he is midway up the stairs when it hits his feet>loses his footing and slips>falls down stairs while hitting head>dazed at the bottom of the stairs>he opens his eyes to see my shit covered ass descending on his face>he screams as my asshole covers his mouth>I grunt at I unleash 23 bean burritos into his mouth>he struggles but eventually stops moving>I walk out into my front yard and start masturbating standing up, naked and covered in shit>I grin at two kids walking by on the other end if the street while steadily stroking
>>543398041Reads like someone's scat fanfiction erotica
>>543397762,,,
>>543397762draft thread>join first world military>claim that folding underwear on day 4 of basic training caused you to become bipolar>leave>profitasian mil scammer stephen stan clemente lives in massillon ohio usa.
>>543397980Every hospital is a genocide. Some are cleaner than others thus gaza vs hospital difference
>>543398041Just honestly have to just kill these faggots with sirens that is all. Anything sharp works if can't launch projectile superfast thus their fear of knowing that and trying to take it away in hospitals for your safety claims the obnoxious pricks does same shit in jails
>>543397898>die for free trannyism in israelSomeone's gunna get their super special wheelchair!
>>543397762Bullets through the door as the "reply".Then flee into the nearest woods or escape to a country outside extradition.
>>543397762>click clack >brrrrrrrrrrrr
>tfw she wants me
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