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Are /pol/ user good candidates for intelligence jobs?
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>>543421319
Anime and porn addicted degenerate slobs? No.

>inb4 hurr durr brown roach.
That goes for me too.
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>>543421575
But theres always Anons with pretty good info on all kinds of telecom shit, opsec shit, packet switching shit, etc
Anons seem very smart imo
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>>543421319
No, most wouldn't pass background checks.
Why is the gif not moving?
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>>543421319
No one that uses this site is getting a clearance.
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>>543421319
I am, certainly
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>>543421831
You'd be surprised.
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>>543421831
>Elon uses this site.
>Elon has clearance.
Ratard btfo.
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>>543421896
It’ll bite you in the ass at some point but I mean, yeah you can theoretically lie your ass off and cover your tracks if you’ve got a three digit IQ. The thought of having to constantly tip toe through the tulips so Uncle Sam doesn’t take away my access to the special intel club doesn’t sound particularly appealing any more.
t. former clearance haver
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>>543421778
It does move just be patient
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>>543421319
a bunch of no life autists that you can work to death? yeah probably.
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>>543422077
Ah i see now, thanks.
>>543421831
kek this is where a lot of comms happen, 4chan is very useful for this, that's why it's still up
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>>543421319
i have a math degree and it seemes there was a decent amount of CIA positions to apply to
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>>543421916
Elon was an SGE employed via executive order. He would be granted clearance in that scenario even under extraordinary circumstances.
Also, there are many different types of security clearances.
You need certain clearances to even be a plumber on some USGOV sites, but that doesn’t mean you as a plumber can access sensitive information from government databases/computers.
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>>543421319
Probably not because intel agencies rely on lying, this place is a bastion of hard truths.
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/pol/ is a dead board full of the lowest iq shitskin retards and libshit leftists on the planet

stop pretending this shit board is intelligent. it had some intelligent people a decade ago, but it's full the dregs of society of now
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>>543421319
>Are /pol/ user good candidates for intelligence jobs?
no, we fucking hate glowniggers here.
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>>543422478
Doomer outlook gets you nowhere
>but it's full the dregs of society of now
>now
You’re a newfag
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>>543421702
that's so 2012
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>>543421778
>pass background checks.
they love damaged people desu. it gives them moar levers to pull.
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>>543421319
>Are /pol/ userAre /pol/ user good candidates for intelligence jobs?
No. To be a good intelligence officer, one needs to be 100% loyal to either globohomo (left arm of the jew), or to ZOG (right arm of the jew). So the best intelligence officers should be either blue-haired leftists, or dispensationalist evangelicals loyal to parasite pissrael. Or have an upbringing that causes them to blindly do what they are told, like Mormons. A good intelligence officer should be credulous and obedient, and switch beliefs on a dime when asked, from global warming to helping israel commit geoncide, and then back to global warming. Now do and prepare that AI false flag, the clock is ticking.
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>>543422630
Would you prefer AI fud and gender war mania? Is that more 2026?
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>>543422609
shut the fuck up, illiterate newfag. if you think there's anything worth reading on this shit board you're a low iq shit head
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>>543423000
tribsss
i want an alien invasion but that's a bit of a reach.
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>>543421702
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>>543422293
>niggers ITT implying that they'd love to learn to glow if only le glowies would let them in their little club
be aware anons, if you turn to the dark side it'll go harder for you come the fall. we'll pop your bollocks with pliers, if i'm not being clear enough.
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>>543423124
>if you think there's anything worth reading on this shit board you're a low iq shit head
I make threads quite often actually, so there is certainly some quality content.
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>>543421319

No, anon. The sheer amount of times this place has been wrong about everything, from Trump to the global elite's plans to take over the world, would be more than enough to dissuade feds from ever recruiting people from here.
Unless you have actual technical skills in programming and other computer-related skills, we don't need you turds clogging up the pipeline.
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>>543423184
>if you turn to the dark side
Well that depends which side you think that is.
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>>543423174
check my other thread, it’s archived now
>>>/x/43000915
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>>543423184
I used to glow. Not glowing is far preferable. Having a security clearance is signing up to let the government black mail you for a crumb of intelligence pussy. Like actual pussy, it is almost never worth the headache.
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>>543423359
>that depends which side you think that is.
it's the side that glows in the dark, they're the dark side. sorry that you're to low iq to realise that.
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>>543423360
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/yD0P0O
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>>543423848
>I used to glow. Not glowing is far preferable.
saw the error of your ways, well done. we'll probably still have to electrocute your bollocks but i'll make sure the guys don't go wild with the current.
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>>543423848
hard agree i turned down multiple women after being asked to participate in whatever the fuck was going on in LA, they were offended then tried to slave me out.

I see why they need an army of psychologists they don't win wars they lose people that's their life. They signed up to be lied to all the time so they couldn't be farther from the truth. The Intelligence actually being gathered isn't the whole picture just what they believe can help them there not made to find the truth and it screws them every time.

Take it from a guy with a lot of HUTSPA.

BTW CIA manufactured Russian style directed energy weapons used them pretty liberally on there own people and a bunch of homeless guys from LA and got burned alive for it.

>LOL CIA BTFO

I'll take my punishments in ice-cream bars :D
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>>543424003
>imagine thinking someone using the terms bollocks is going to electrocute someone.
Sure thing Nigel.
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>>543424466
i'm an english bong, ofc i'm not gonna do the dirty work. i'll get a welsh, paddy or jock to do it, just like before.
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>>543421319

No mates.
Desperate for a pittance of regular income.
Estranged from own family.
Sexual deviants.

Ideal I'd say.
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>>543424851
You might be a limp wristed, tea drinking fag but I like your attitude Britanon
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>>543421319
capability-wise, yes
ideologically? no
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kek
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>>543421319
I will shitpost for 50 cents per (You).
No I don’t care they do it cheaper. I bring 20 years of shitposting experience with me.
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>>543425601
>I will shitpost for 50 cents per (You).
the kikes don't do it per post. it's all about engagement anon. first post won't get you fuck all shekels but if you hook a nigger with quality bait, replies can be a goldmine. some anon had a unit 3200 payment chart once. i seen it on the internet.
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>>543424969
I hear they have to take in the ass for king and country.
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>>543421319
Didn't some folk from the glowing industry post on here about the joys of explaining the general internet dementia and memes to their supervisors?
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>>543423184
Like you need an excuse to pop people's bollocks, bollock popper
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>>543421319
Please pay me to jerk off and watch hentai all day

It's tough
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>>543421319
Sure, let's all become glowniggers. That would be a fun arc.
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>>543426259
There's already a way the government can pay you to do that



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