Well?
>>543423668The doomer aesthetic of it is kind of nice.
>>543423668There are noneRussians turn everything to shit
>>543423790Not enough rubbish
>>543423668Not turning into the globohomo West for one
>>543423668HIV AIDS (contracted traditionally via ass rape)
>>543423668You can enlist to fuck hohols.
>>543423861Mashallaaaaah!
>>543423668I don’t want to get nuked but our illegitimate leaders seem bent on poking the bear
>>543423668still can't believe bro had Putin and the entire state quaking in their boots, just to turn around and give up thinking he could get away with it
AIDS, sodomy, krokodil, poverty among other nice things.
>>543424123He was marching with 20k people, Moscow alone has 300k garrison.He was not stopped not because it was impossible, but because it was fucking retarded, and no one wanted to harm our own soldiers.And the whole reason for his chimpout was that he for some reason believed that he would be able to capture Gerasimov in Rostov. When it turned out Gerasimov escaped, he had no plan B, and that retarded march had exactly one purpose to try getting away with it.
>>543424494I like to imagine what kind of behind-the-scenes loyalty tests the spooks had implemented after thatThreatening phone calls on private lines, surprise visits at secret locations, etc
being able to say nigger on social media?i think there's also this policy where companies aren't allowed to ban you from their video games for saying nigger and Russia is a big enough market for valve that if Russkies quote that law it's enough to lift their bans
>>543423668The Russian Federation is lame. Who needs a united military and tons of infrastructure that allows travel and trade across some of the most hostile terrain on Earth? Why not split up into a bunch of little landlocked countries whose natural resources are all owned by foreign carpetbaggers?
>>543423668.... that Putin will have you blown up or poisoned for saying anything against him! Yeah that's a great benefitoh wait...
>>543424494>and no one wanted to harm our own soldiers.Nobody hates Russians more than other Russians. Prying and torturing the weak to forget, even for a minute, that they themselves are one chimpout of a superior away from getting their teeth knocked out, getting sodomized, or signing a totally legal and official form, is the one glimpse of light such rotten and disturbed people get.
>>543423861you turn into globohomo east instead
>>543423668There are no, russia has historically been one of the most oppressive empires in history.They use their vassals as literal cannon fodder, its where we get the term from
>>543423861Yeah, who would want stable employment and a safe environment fair raising a family.We would rather beat each other to death with rocks as our ancestors intended!
>>543424123Yeah, I especially love that his helicopter was hit by an anti-air missile like a week later and literally nobody was surprised or cared.He had to know it was over as soon as he started marching?Wtf was he thinking?
>>543424494>moscow has 300k garrison I dont believe you.There have been stages of the war where your entire presence in Ukraine was less than that.Why the fuck would you have that many soldiers sitting around a single city doing nothing?
>>543424889>federationIt has always amused me the various ways the muscovy try to deny the reality of their imperialism.
>>543425308Russia has 1kk of mandatory service conscripts alone, who are not allowed to go to the frontlines, and serve in such garrisons. It's also possible to sign mainland-only contracts, which pay much less than frontlines ones.
>>543425308>Why the fuck would you have that many soldiers sitting around a single city doing nothing?Just mandatory military service things, anon. We had soldiers (meaning conscripted retards getting paid pennies) guarding some festivals because there was literally nothing else to do and it doesnt cost much.>>543425575>mainland-onlyinteresting nomenclature.
>>543424494There's no way Moscow had that kind of garrison, maybe if you count state services like firefighters and police but that's hardly something you can counter a professional fighting force with. A lot of people were supportive of the guy, bro straight up just took Rostov at one point. You can't really count on the loyalty of the conscripts or whatever they had left in Moscow in the event they actually see someone fighting against the state that put them in this position.In any case, when you rise up against the state like that you either go all the way or you don't at all, and this was a total bitch move. I don't know what gave Priggo the idea everything is gonna be fine and dandy if he just backs down.
>>543425822>bro straight up just took Rostov at one pointI mean it was mostly treated as a spectacle, not a fight
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