Come watch niggers and dregs beg for their freedom after committing crimes while on paroleFive Member Monday Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuX-2XVWbsE
sheriff prator is fed up with beaners pretending not to speak english
Why the fuck are they speaking Spanish in a legal preceding? Just deport immediately. We used to have a country.
>>543423780TYB and good morning anons
>>543423780does youtube not have a "disable chat" preset or does it's jeetcode break your settings periodically
I ran into audio anon last night on twatter. He is doing well.Audio anon vocaroos:Alvin sends a fag back to his cage: https://vocaroo.com/1mGe8w9TnwhWAlvin introduces the board: https://vocaroo.com/12OktGxhEvluAlvin thanks anons: https://vocaroo.com/1oKk7bMKGe7PAlvin warns about tripfags: https://vocaroo.com/1hksYvRAcScoAlvin TND: https://vocaroo.com/1dTfvgLHv3R1Alvin settles the nog question, featuring Pete: https://vocaroo.com/18HNJ4WiUUryAlvin addresses the JQ: https://vocaroo.com/1muGA1mKkYa9Alvin welcomes us back https://vocaroo.com/1cObvjNnoVNfAlvin reads poetry https://voca.ro/1kKPtvkdohvDAlvin gives swimming lessons https://vocaroo.com/1pJ6Pfz0crl9Alvin enjoys his retirement https://vocaroo.com/1eTshRCltQf5Alvin goes on Joe Rogan https://vocaroo.com/18DokXdNnRjgPete concurs: https://vocaroo.com/1fY0aT4RpBf0Pete is here forever: https://vocaroo.com/1bHO2wjjHdEmPete requests snacks: https://vocaroo.com/1amo1c1c6Z5bPete gets frustrated while buy snacks https://voca.ro/1fNyBtvXh8CSTony and Pete get high https://voca.ro/17JDZLmPklmtTony hates the devil’s lettuce: https://vocaroo.com/1gMpHJ481SSQPlantation Randy needs his cotton picked: https://vocaroo.com/1iRG49OQyjz3Randy Addresses Mandatory Buck Breaking https://voca.ro/1dA5PcdqmhTdLouisiana Parole Board Movie trailer https://voca.ro/1b0JpOsDbZtTSeason’s greetings from the board https://vocaroo.com/1ln3jrCZtjid (12/14/2023)Audion anon’s amazing response to the NYT article https://files.catbox.moe/cgmug3.mp4Rogan and Musk discuss /lpbg/ https://vocaroo.com/1bXjW6LfBtK2Alvin passes the torch to Prator https://vocaroo.com/19m2w5J0MJKQMs. Stapleton addresses the lack of hearings https://vocaroo.com/1dXhLHqs7SAVMemaw Stapleton in da Hood, Up to No Good https://vocaroo.com/149qjPyCQ0IwChucky Tillis on JRE https://vocaroo.com/1gKjoZHFVAYoMessage from Kerry Myers https://vocaroo.com/1dnGdSBzhytUExecutive session BTS https://voca.ro/1li6y7YlYVzv
Fun fact: Spanish interpreters are notorious for being biased. Mistranslating things to manipulate and control a narrative
Based DACalling that spic ungrateful
TYBDEPORT DEPORT DEPORT
What's up goowops? I made this gif from last week's episode where the zoomer was making pizza.
First case was a pardon w/ gun rights and boring. Was granted.
>>543424290Hi there listanon!
>>543424627This faggot little performance was cringe
>you don't get to shoot someone even when they stole from you.That's bullshit.
Jane is back! She looks tired.
>Pete fell asleep>Danny keeps yawning>Sheryl looks drowsyThey got to get some coffee and open a window there.
>>543424627Kek!>>543424658Hi fren!
>Female chaplainI laugh
>>543424290>Alvini miss this nigga like you wouldnt believe...
>>543425491Same, I hope he is doing well in retirement. I remember when I first started watching and I could not understand him, but then it got better the more I watched.
>>543424079Louisiana is fucking drowning in these beanoids
All this just to deny him.
>executive session
I think Praetor had to piss he tried to go to executive session too quick
>>543425820might be a number 2
Fuck his shit up, DA!
not looking good for him.
He left her to die bros.Hope they get locked up for the rest of their lives.
>>543426819He's cutting a fucking promo
This DA is good
The DA's speech really woke me up.
>>543427033I'm just getting here. This guy is a nasa machinist who shot a tenant in the face for delinquency of payment?
>makes it about himselfFuck your trauma bitch
Good morning, frens. What determines the variances with these hearings? Why are there 5 board members or whatever instead of 3 today? And who's the nig on the bottom right?
>shooting her was the result of my trauma. Can't you understand that?I know zoomers get a lot of hate for being comically self centered but it's hardly unique to their generation
>>543427136I think the nig is an activist who tries to get people off.
>>543427136>Why are there 5 board members or whatever instead of 3 today?These are pardon boards which require a 5 member panel. More serious subject matter, Channing Blake is an attorner for the Louisiana Parole Project. They work to free murderers and then get state money to house them, etc.
>>543427136they are doing pardons and commutations today which requires a 5 member panel. usually they do them on mondays.
>>543427136That's Yakub, the evil scientist who created the white race and pops in on stream to watch the ills of his creation in real time and bask in their depravity.
>>543427372Ha! Exactly.
>>543427283>>543427287>>543427344TYA. >A harmless 100 y.o. white engineer? Lock him up and throw away the key! >inb4 a YN thug gets let off scot-free
>>543427173Technology only made it more noticeable and younger people are constantly exposing themselves.Old people are goofy assholes just as well
Really startled that old yid kek
>>543427372Lol.
This fucking nigger is gonna walk free, guaranteed. Absolutely infuriating stuff.
It's always funny when they recite their little speech using words they can not pronounce
>ah'z finna be teachumdatin' da peepo boutz ruhspek n sheeit
We'd like to thank Brent Spiner for stopping by
>>543427689>Deaf familyI once went to a party at a house hosted by a deaf family. Absolutely the loudest house party I've ever been to in my life. The tv was on full blast with closed captioning, and they were blasting EDM music and holding balloons to 'feel' the music. They they played charades with all this noise going on and blatantly cheated by using sign language and a secrete code of stomps.Went home and laid in bed and had non stop ringing in my ears the whole night.
>He's a great guy who feeds the chickens and teaches retards how to read>Oh yeah the cold blood murderThis is why I appreciate oppositionSome people need to be reminded these guys aren't in summer camp they have done some bad shit to be there
I can't understand a single word this negress is saying. I'm just glad it wasn't a white person who this nigger murdered. Still needs to be denied though.
>>543428624My thoughts exactly>GOOD LAWDY LAWD!!!
>>543428783lol, yeah, pretty sure I heard something along the lines of >he wuhz finna be a engineersomewhere in there.
Sometimes they are merciful to murderous coons.Other times they aren'tIs there a rhyme or reason that anyone can pin down?
>So angry that I magdumped reloaded and magdumped again
>He was dating my girlfriend while I was in jail on another murder chargeKek>>543429267Victim opposition seems to be a huge factor. If the victim's family shows up and cries that really seems to influence them. Most of the people I've seen get off do so because the victim's family doesn't appear.
>>543429411I don't understand nor agree with this
Fucking based. Honestly didn't expect that outcome. Stupid chimp. You ain't foolin' deez raycis ass wypipo wit yo "gooht boi" act today!
>Jeffery White>Is blackWhat did they mean by this?
>First degree murderYou have to be extra heinous to get that charge in Louisiana.
>dindu nuffinz >works at da magic factory
>>543428392Please tell me you flirted with deaf chicks. Having a deaf wife seems potentially peaceful.
>Ms Poontang Kek
>Mr. Bootay
>Watch how I made this murder weapon disappear! >wow!>Ok, and for my next trick, watch how I make 40 years vanish from my life
wtf is he going on about.
I bet this DA would look pretty decent with long hair. Almost zero women can pull off the short hair.
>>543430886>How could mah black ass be geeilty if anotha nigga be geeilty? Or some retarded shit like that.
>>543430886Trying to pleas his innocence for something he was found guilty of in the 90s
>>543430863Ha! Perfect as usual.
>Hannibal Lector looking nigga in Angolathis should be good
>>543430863Lmao! We don't deserve you, drawanon. >TFW when your prison factory mattress gets delivered, and it becomes clear why your "Sleep Numba" was on sale.
What medical condition causes that fish mouth thing the old guy on the bottom right is doing?
>>543431151>>543431536Thanks anons. I haven't done it in a long time. Feelsgoodman.png <3>AllnetSounds like a small town ISP that doesn't exist anymore.Also, why's this guy chewing so much?
>…he wore an onion on his belt, as was the style at the time,
>>543429411opposition statement smackdowns are some of the most satisfying parts of watching this. if I’ve learned anything from /lpbg/ it’s ALWAYS turn up for the parole hearing if you want them put back in the cage.
This old guy is just a victim of a fucked up childhood and Berg Pharma. Surely these board people have to be able to realize he's harmless and not going to reoffend.
the only chance old murderers have of getting out is if they’re literally dying, so treatment won’t be on the prison’s dime
2/5 wins? What's the point of a voting system then? Cock suckers go in their little "executive sessions" and say "we denied some niggers so we have to deny the white man also." And don't even provide a reason.
>>543432163>Berg PharmaKek. Be careful of those side effects.>>543432015Absolutely. I've had a talk with friends and family and told them that they have to go to the parole hearings and make a big stink about it, also never 'forgive' anyone.Although what it really boils down to is that life goes on and you can't expect people to take time out of their day to sit around and relive some horrible event from the past every 2 or 3 years.
This nigga did nothing but lift his entire sentence
>>543432740>Although what it really boils down to is that life goes on and you can't expect people to take time out of their day to sit around and relive some horrible event from the past every 2 or 3 yearFor sure
>>543432740Kek. You should setup a caricature booth at the fair, anon. Draw absolutely devastating pics of uggos and they'll love it and pay you for it. Also, that warden lady looks like a chestburster. Her head is so tiny and worm-like. Also also, I asked Gemini what causes that old guy's fish-mouth condition. >Tardive Dyskinesia (TD): A neurological movement disorder caused by long-term use of dopamine-receptor blocking medications. It frequently targets the lower face, tongue, and jaw. Grim.
>on that fateful night in january of 2000
>what was going through your head sir>the head in question...
oh shit hes down with GD! thats why hes so jacked >>543432939
>>543433560Part of these hearings should include a white guy walking into the room and calling him a nigger, to see how he copes with conflict. Chimping out = back to the cage.
>*10 minutes with a prepared statement outlining remorse, testimonies, progrums done*>so umm back to the actual events…what were you thinking when you stabbed the victim’s head off and skullfucked the wound?classic
>>543433902>what were you thinking when you stabbed the victim’s head off and skullfucked the wound?and we just heard through his own testimony that what was going through his head was he wanted to involuntarily relieve the victim of his drugs FOR FREE.
>>543433339I imagine something like this for the lulz
>>543433339BTW, tardive dyskinesia is not uncommon in these hearings. This one had it all.Missing sperm, must adjourn-wildest revocation ever https://youtu.be/SuJcPIDn-60?t=2886
that bald nigga
so does this guy know he’s never getting parole for killing 3 people with his truck and isn’t bothering to put the effort in?
i dont think mr barras is going to like the deceit from this METHHEAD... this nigga ran and hid in the woods... fell asleep my ass
>>543424285What are you asking? Do you want to disable chat for yourself so you don't see it? That's easy enough to do with Ublock Origin.
>>543434406No, he's genuinely retarded and thinks downplaying what he did will make them think it was just an innocent accident.
i think this is a nice shot of the board in action, specifically pete being in his element (comatose)
>>543434773he either just stuffed his face or is thinking about stuffing his face
>>543430126My mom is deaf with very little hearing, trust me it's not peaceful at all. She's always yelling because she she cannot hear herself, also she gets everyone else to yell at her because she cannot hear them, and then whenever she wants to watch TV or listen to music it's always at max volume.
>>543434992Oh, that would not be peaceful. One of my ex's (who happened to know sign language) was friends with this cute deaf chick who communicated almost exclusively in sign language, but when she got excited she would make seal noises. My gf would tell her, you realize we can hear you right? But she did not seem to get the concept.
>my votes to deny not enough time servedoh now chuck larps as a hardass... a grown man calling himself chucky larping as a hardass... can you fuckin believe that shit? 2 niggers just stole my car can you fuckin believe that shit?
Is that her tiddies or her gut?
>HONK HONK>HERE COMES THE METH TRUCKI wonder how many truckers are high on something and driving, I'm sure it's much higher than anyone in polite society is ready to hear.
>>543435217The problem with my mom is that due to her age, her hearing isn't the only thing that is going, it's also her eyesight, so she cannot learn Sign Language because she cannot see good enough to use it. Sadly. As for cutie deaf chick, I fucking would. I wouldn't mind the crazy noises as I've more or less gotten used to the crazy noise from my elderly mom. Though not even a deaf girl would date someone who lives with their elderly mother.
>>543423780This current babbling nigger is retarded even by LPBG standards wow
This young man the next MLK right heah
>>543435454>As for cutie deaf chick, I fucking would. I wouldn't mind the crazy noises as I've more or less gotten used to the crazy noise from my elderly mom. Though not even a deaf girl would date someone who lives with their elderly mother.Same. You never know about who chicks would date. This chick lived in a low rent apartment complex with her whole family (gf was a massage therapist if that gives you an idea). So moving to another place with family involved would have seemed normal.
>did you ever use drugs>mom shakes head no>yes I havekek
Ronald RossBrandon Brownup nextTyrone Thomas
>>543435439Back in the late 80's and early 90's that was the average. Truckers would call it "Pocket Rocket" and it wasn't uncommon to see truckers running a line on their logbook before they even opened it. It was a different world back then. Truckers had their CB radios and a very active community networking that extensively kept track of the police in pretty much every state in the nation. But those days are pretty much over, as with the electronic logs and GPS pretty much ended companies forcing drivers to take loads where only methed up truckers could make their deadlines.
>>543435747For me it was this little wave that she did
>>543435908Yea seems like the wild west. I wonder how many guys still live like that, if at all. I know the rules are much more strict.I just watched a bodycam of an indian guy with no shoes who crashed his semi and didn't seem phased at all.
just realised that Bah-Rah speaks real black, more so than Chucky
>>543436679Danny has seen things. Remember when Ledoux had to ask what crib meant?Crib revocation, an eye was lost!TJ Lynch 756552 (3/19/2026) https://youtu.be/8AjZSVeVXGA?t=14228
he only passed the “how would you feel” test because it did actually happen to him
Danny is a real nigga.>>543437045Kek. I guess he got what he wanted? I had to turn down the volume because I couldn't take anymore of his "you know what I'm sayin'" talk anymore.
>>543437246nah Prator swooped in with the save as usual
>Isaac Greene>GreeneHe's literate, confident, dressed in a suit, with a decent watch, and in a nice office. Why the fuck is he seeking a pardon for a decade old case with a fine?
>>543437380Nice lol.Up now is a bald white trying to get his guns back after drinking too much and smacking up his ex wife. I got a feeling Sheryl is gonna deny.
>>543437509he’s saying absolutely the wrong things though
>>543434605just wondering how/why chat is sometimes available for a few minutes at the start of some of the hearings.
Let this be a lesson to drunk niggers
that guy was a moron who thought he was just telling tales with the fellas at the golf club. he clearly had no idea what the purpose of a parole hearing is.
>>543438129I caught chucky and danny having this little moment. Very funny they both voted to grant with firearms lol.
>>543438129So what happened to him? I tuned it out. How'd he fuck up that excellent start?
>>543438377DWI in late 2024
