Redpill me on dinosaurs plz. Are these things fake?
>>543428860All I can say is that's not bone.
>>543428860i never saw one before
>>543428860No, very real. Just a coincidence that after Jurrassic Park T-Rex changed shape and appearence and Veloceraptors became a very normal dinosaur
>>543428860>are dragons realsure, why not
>>543429145>christian lore
>christian lore
>>543428860No? They were very realAnd some had feathers and others didn’t They’re also really fucking dead, so not very relevant
>>543429302stay mad, tranny
>>543429386Dinosaurs have to be considered real in order for the Evolution narrative to be justified. With so many millions of years,we need to have all of these extinct animals.
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>>543428860Idk. But i do know that theyre cool and i enjoy them as toys and in movies and media.
>>543428860They are the remains of dragons that were put together wrong - the original rulers of humanity also known as the anunnaki (sort of, technically anunnaki are like biped genetically engineered niggas not real dragons).Yahweh of the bible was a dragon and he ate people. Cannibal = cain abel. Earliest (((abrahamic))) priests were like cannibal dragon cultists.Yahweh and all the other dragons got BTFO by humans by the way. Although some still exist in the astral and other realms. Yes I am schizo and no I will not take my medication.
Every dinosaur you have seen in a museum is made of plaster. We are told the real bones are in the Smithsonian. All dino bones were found by two US guys who were basically Barnum and Bailey types. They were all found in national parks. Some random US farmer does not dig up Trex. Now all nations are in on the grift, so they are found everywhere. Any of the shit they have found is one bone of an oxen and then interpreted up to a full on monster.Watch the movie Oak Street if you get a chance. At one point in the movie one bronto sized dinosaur is fucking another dino against a house doggystyle. It makes no sense in the plot and was just shoehorned in. The purpose is because people rightly claim there is no way these things could ever mate. The majority don't balance properly and could never stand up. They add colours, skin, muscle tone, feathers, etc. All bullshit, like all of the half man, half ape creatures. It is part of the fakenghey spaceshit. Trillions and trillions of years, trillions and trillions of miles, random events, etc. You won't listen to 'them' if you realized you were created by an intelligent being. It has to be the Godless, random space dust shit.
>virtually all dinosaurs are pictured standing on two legs when they'd actually be laying down>major issue with categorization between reptiles and mammalsI mean really, look at this shit.
>>543432844>You won't listen to 'them' if you realized you were created by an intelligent being. It has to be the Godless, random space dust shit.I AM A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!!!God loves MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>543428860The dinosaurs presented to us are a lie. The real ones are being hidden and hoarded by the super secrit deep state secret global government masons. Club.
>>543433094t-rex skull? nope that's a green iguana, which as we know lays on its belly. besides humans zero animals with teeth stand on two legs.
>>543428860someday the dinosaurs will be studying us in a museum
>>543428860Dinosaurs are a Jewish conspiracy made up to disprove the Bible and christendom......that's what Candace owens told me and since I am on 4chan posting this I must believe her because jews or something.
Ark Survival Evolved is awesome
>>543433094An example of a mischaracterization - diplodocus was actually a mammal and has "sheep grazer" teeth on a body like a giraffe.
>>543428860I wish I could see one irl.
>>543428860>Are these things fake?its literally right there, dipshit.
>>543433094The first dinosaur evolved from a small, fast two legged animal. They later speciated back to four legs and some stayed on two legs. Dinosaurs are a group of reptiles not lizards.
>>543433810>fast 2 legged animalgo ahead and name a fast two legged animal that's around today that has teeth. there are zero.
>>543433810Physics explains why there is no toothed-animal that stands on two legs. A bite from a two-legged animal is not as powerful as four-legged animal. Hence why birds don't have teeth.
>>543433928>invents nonsensical rule>hah, i winyeah, you win. heres your retard of the century award, anon.
>>543433878I mean humans are pretty fast but I digress why does it matter if there are none today? They were hit by an asteroid and became extinct...you understand that right? Anyway, there was this one giant bird called a Moa in Zealand and another called an elephant bird in Madagascar. They literally lived along side humans and were 16 feet tall so physics does allow it. Also there were these things called land crocs and even some of them lived alongside humans in the last ice age. They had an erect posture, not sprawling. Keep in mind land crocodiles are not dinosaurs or lizards.
>>543434157>don't notice patternsk bro>>543434281Yes cassowaries don't have teeth though. Think about it - a bite from a bird would be weak compared to say a crocodile. That's why birds have talons and crocs don't.
>>543429127The horizontal t-rex started way earlier. pic rel is from 1972. Most people just weren't keeping up with paleontology during the 80's so they weren't aware of all the sweeping changes and new bio-mechanics studies being done on theropods.Velociraptors as depicted in Jurassic park are almost entirely fictitious though.
>>543434378Why do the teeth matter, though, when your whole life is just saying, "Physics won't allow it"? There used to be toothed birds, but they went extinct at the same time as the dinosaurs, like a lot of other species. The last tailed spider went extinct as well when the asteroid hit.
>>543434624A two-legged animal can not deliver a deadly bite. That's why none exist.
>>543428860There has never been unearthed a full dinosaur skeleton.
>>543434647If you really wanted to you could probably bite off a human femoral atery but I guess were talking about reptiles and birds here. I mean there were these things called terror birds(that again lived alongside humans during the last ice age) and im pretty certain a terror birds bite would kill you even though it doesnt have teeth.
>>543434378there are plenty of animals that are fast, have teeth and can walk on two legs. can being the more important distinction here. also, you fundamentally misunderstand evolution. there is absolutely nothing insofar as rules YOU make up that mandates the existence or nonexistence of an animal with or without a given, specific set of traits. if the selective pressure is there, that alone is what determines whether or not a given kind of animal with specific traits does or does not become commonplace.you do not get to decide what selective pressure is, nature does.
>>543429386>They were real because jews told me they were!Are you really just going to trust what government institutions tells you?
>>543433094The stegosaurus has a large thick hip to support a lot of weight directly over its legs, just like a human, as opposed to a tiny atrophied hip from laying its centre of mass on the ground when at rest.
>>543434780Yes dinosaurs fall into birds, reptiles, or mammals. Here is a diplodocus which is a 'grazer' (sheep teeth) version of a giraffe which is a 'browser' Diplodocus was a mammal.>>543434828>there are plenty of animals that are fast, have teeth and can walk on two legsconveniently you didn't name a single one.
>>543434647What is this nigger talking about
>>543434899stegosaurus was just a large basilisk lizard
>>543434909Its called convergent evolution and it happens plenty of times with species living today even. Are you going to say dolphins are fish because they look like sharks?
>>543428981You are right. It’s not bone. It’s a fossil.
>>543434909chimps, gorillas, cats, bears, lizards, the list goes on. there are literally too many to list in this text box.>>543434922he's a retarded faggot. like most faggots he has invented rules for others to follow and is now seething when normal people call him out for the inane nature of those rules.
Oh boy, a "dinosaurs are fake" shill? What are the kikes trying to slide this time?
>>543428860yes
>>543428860Apparently nu/pol told me that Jews/masons planted them in the ground together with Satan to deceive humanity into believing there was no God or some shit.
>>543429145So where are all the flying dragons and fairies? Did they migrate to inner earth and await to come out at the day of judgement lmao?
>>543428860Dinosaurs never exist before 18th century.
>>543428860I like the dinosaur with 500 teeth>kek
>>543433256>global government masonsMasons are just foot soldiers middle management for the elites and royals. Same with pigs. Kingsmen.
I wish they didn't go extinct. They were cool animals than what we have now.
>>543428860It's just some animals that lived some time ago. Literally nothing special about them.
>>543435548"big lizard" is not cooler than crazy shit like the platypus or giraffe, the novelty would wear off instantly.
reptilian psyop
>>543428860Why would animals be fake? Are Lions fake?
>>543432155This nigga living in Skyrim
>>543435548>Can't go out camping without carrying around an elephant gun at the minimumI don't know chief.
>>543435874Their existence is not. The history about them is.>dinosaurs went extinct because of big meteorNo evidence of this. They all went extinct in the great flood according to my supremely accurate history.
>>543433302Kangaroos?
>>543432844>The majority don't balance properly and could never stand up.this has always been my major hangup with the T-Rex. like....how the fuck could it stand up if it ever laid down? the "muh 3d modelers" all say "ya know, like an ostrich!" but an ostrich:>doesn't have a 2 ton skull>an ostrich's head is centered above it's body, not far out at the very lateral end of it's spine>ostriches can literally flap their wings to provide even the tiniest bit of lift, something a rex obviously can't dothen they say "oh well they use their tails, like a kangaroo!" without addressing any of the things mentioned previously about ostriches. there's no way it could get up. ever. it doesn't work.
>>543435104>ChimpsDo not deliver deadly bites and they are omnivores>gorillasHerbivores>cats What the fuck cat walks on 2 legs? A 4 legged animal that hunts on 4 legs.>bears They cant deliver deadly bites. They are omnivores and scavengers and watching any video of them killing living prey showd its a long exhausting process of the bear just chewing the prey alive and clawing it with its paws.>lizards4 legs asshole. The kind that can run bipedly only do so to flee predators. Wow. Such retardation.
So don't they disprove the Abrahamic story books?
>>543435009come back with a scaled up model that makes sense
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>>543436390>there was an extinct event>it wasn't the flood but big ass meteorLol.
>>543435099No it’s not. You’ve never seen a real fossil you dumb nigger
>>543428860>B-but how did they fuck it makes no senseI present to you a tortoise cock. No all you memeflags can shut up.
>>543436287>>chimps>Do not deliver deadly biteslmao>and they are omnivoresirrelevant>>gorillas>Herbivoresirrelevant. they bite hard as fuck.>What the fuck cat walks on 2 legs? tigers can, which was my original point>>bears >They cant deliver deadly bites.lmao>They are omnivores and scavengersirrelevant>>lizards>The kind that can run bipedly only do so to flee predators. irrelevant. anon's original assertion is that any of these animals with these characteristics and behaviors simply do not exist, which is a patent falsehood.kill yourself post-haste, flaggot.
>>543436026It was a combination of all the shit that the massive meteor impact caused. Also there are believed to have been multiple extinction events throughout Earth's time.
>>543436647you just know some canadian woman has experimented with that
>>543436730Nope. The entire universe age less than 10,000 years.
>>543436597I've been behind the scenes at a museum and seen the actual fossils not just the plaster casts.
>>543436815Okay faggot.
>>543436815boring larp.l2shitpost and return at a later date.
>>543436912Larp about what?
>>543436941being a christkek.
>>543428860They shit on your car
>>543436987You retards love to magic hand wave away everything with>muh millions of yearsThat, with no evidence whatsoever.
>>543436815When did you guys bump it up? Just a decade ago it was settled mathematical fact that it was less than 6000 years old.
>>543437095The 6000 years was when it about 2000 years ago. So, it should be 8000 by now.
>>543428860>Are these things fake?Mostly. What few bones they have found are mainly big birds and giants from the previous Saturnian era when the Earth was smaller, not flooded with sea water from Saturn's rings and had lower gravity.The lower gravity is a certainty above. No "dinosaur" could stand let alone pump blood around its body. The rest is comparative mythology e.g. Dwardu Cardonahttps://dn720001.ca.archive.org/0/items/1.-god-star/1.%20God%20Star.pdfThere is a dedicated slow board for this sort of discussion on 8chhttps 8ch dot net slash catastrophism/res/96.html
>>543436815>Nope. The entire universe age less than 10,000 years.>t. christcuck memeflaggotlike pottery
>>543437238Disprove it.
>>543433094Dinosaurs scurrying around at high speed like lizards is much scarier to me than them running around on four legs. Fucking hate lizards and frogs
>>543437238You anti-christ shitters being against it only validated me.
>>543437238Nigger, have you still not learned that memeflags are jews or jeets?
>>543437455Ad hominom
>>543437503In this case, jeet confirmed. Can't spell a simple English word/phrase or take 20 seconds to look up how it's spelled.>Ad hominem
>>543437572My words remain the same.
Yes they're fake. Now go worship jews and cuck out to ZOG.
>>543437040theres tons of evidence. endless amounts of dino fossils going back further in the strata than any human/mammalian ones, the kp-g boundary, yucatan/chicxulub crater, suspicious absence of any record of global flood. >hand-wavingprojection on your part
>>543428860Why don’t these stupid science bitches just do the thing from Jurassic Park with the dino DNA in the mosquito trapped in amber? Breed one and settle this retarded debate already!!!
>>543428860I don't believe they existed and my conclusion is not motivated by religion. I think the majority of what we know about Dinosaurs is made up by Hollywood. I still think Dinosaurs are fun and cool, I'm not a freak about it.. My favorite Dinosaur is Brachiosaurus btw.
>>543437286Ok memeflag kike
>>543439205So is the rest of science and medicine also fake and bs? Why paleontology only?
>>543438549You just stated the record of global flood. Those shit were buroed in the dirt because of the flood, not the meteor.
>>543439671I don't know. I think Dinosaurs are sold as entertainment. The science community makes up most of the claims of Dinosaurs in regards to how they looked and behaved and they present it as fact. Everything in Walking With Dinosaurs is pure fiction yet played off as accurate as if we have any clue.
>>543440054So then science as a whole is bullshit. Maybe you should go Amish.
>>543440264Most scientists are bullshitters that need to fool their investors for funding.
>>543437642As does your poopy brown skin color.
>>543440648Whiter than you.
>>543440689Memeflag=nigger
>>543440726The cunts that keep crying about flag are all nothing but worthless idiot, and that's you.
>>543440779Confirmed for nigger
>>543432844Every conspiratard always brings up Smithsonian. It's like they're following a script from Conspiratard, Inc
I mean, yes, they were real, there are thousands of dig sites where thousands of people have been working to unravel dinosaur bones. Are they exactly like we envision them? Probably not. Were there other species during that time on Earth, definitely. Our Earth's history is being spoon fed to us in a way that makes us not question anything, so of course there are weird stuff that doesn't make sense.
>>543438549>suspicious absence of any record of global flood.The fuck are you talking about? Never been to the sea-side? Most of the world is still flooded.
>>543440264Or certain "science" is funded to present whatever they're told to. Like the sugar industry back in the day.
>>543432155>anunnakiThe KGB wrote a big report about this in the 1980s based on 1930s/40s German research. It got declassified in the 1990s. Project Orion. Loads about Anunnaki. You can download the whole thing, in either Russian or English.https 8ch dot net slash catastrophism/res/20.htmlAs mainstream reporting is is still about the best summary you could want but it suffers from research moving on since the 1980s and their being way off - they say things like 500,000 years and five million years for things that are more likely a little bit before 1200AD and the life of Jesus Christ.
>>543428860Its like 95% plaster of paris
>>543434828>also, you fundamentally misunderstand evolutionSays the childless atheist who masturbates to furry porn.
