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>Farmer who called 999 saw 'large group of hooded and masked men' near RAF Fairford, she tells BBC
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c65y7nl29k0et
>Fury as child labour is axed from BBC Horrible Histories show
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16164971/Fury-child-labour-axed-BBC-Horrible-Histories.html
>BBC savaged after 'utterly insane' claim viral fingernails trend is 'racist and classist'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2252323/bbc-savaged-utterly-insane-claim
>Mahmood to open new fast-track legal route for refugees
https://archive.ph/SN6AV
>‘You can taste the land’: the Somerset farmer bringing wildflowers back to cheddar
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/sep/28/you-can-taste-the-land-somerset-farm-wildflowers-cheddar
>Government told ‘urgent’ action needed to tackle young people’s mental health crisis
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/mental-health-crisis-young-people-uk-government-b3057142.html
>Dozens of pro-Palestine Action protesters arrested outside Labour party conference
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/palestine-action-protest-labour-conference-liverpool-burnham-b1298567.html
>Why Jamaica is asking the King for slavery reparations - and what happens next
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-09-07/why-jamaica-is-asking-the-king-for-slavery-reparations-and-what-happens-next
>Shares in UK housebuilders surge on new Help to Buy scheme
https://archive.ph/AMCzK
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think i'm coming down with a havana syndrome lads
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Reminder that OP is a member of the nonce's paedophile discord where they share CSAM with the frog and sosban
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TEE HEE HEE
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The idea that Restore is going to get 30% of the vote across 600 seats when in reality they struggle to get above BNP numbers in single by-elections is laughable.
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>>543439829
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Got my humidifier set to max to give my skin a colonial tropical sheen
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I just love them lads. We could spend all the money spent on foreigners now on teaching cats how to dance.
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the glorious .1%
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>>543440120
based. the nonce will be seething and anti-restore posting now.
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released on bail...are we ''deadass'' as they say?
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I hope you lads haven't been fantasising about taking your dog to the pub.
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>>543440235
I have little to no idea what is going on
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>>543440159
those cats are really good at dancing xx
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>>543440159
you've got to be over 50 years of age saving AI slop webms of cats dancing, this might actually be my dad.
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>>543440120
Remember when Jeremy Corbyn was in that one election and all the polls were saying it was a landslide victory and in the end he got the lowest share of votes in like 100 years? THAT is when I stopped believing anything that comes of of a pollster's mouth.
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>Social media ban for under-16s to come into effect next March, Culture Secretary confirms
>TikTok, Snapchat, YouTube and Instagram are among the apps included in the ban.
Incoming
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Found a big spread of magic mushrooms earlier
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>>543440273
The Fairford terror wogs, supposedly released on bail.
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>>543439829
Already out on bail because it was an inside op
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>>543440295
even more cringe when a wrinkled obese 65 year old potatonigger tries to fit in with the kids, dropping 4chan phrases after spending 2 minutes here. Boomers are cringe af
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>>543440295
I'm actually 22 pal. Probably the second youngest itt.
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>>543440251
No, but I am liking how much quieter it's become outside. Summer spastics stay inside thx
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Heeeeyy
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sloppy job mossad. very sloppy indeed.
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>>543440120
if you are casting a vote, then surely you must consider all of them? Why is everyone so thick?
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>>543440343
>released on bail
That is beyond rotten.
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>>543440391
you have one chance to leave now and never come back and this is it
mull it over
because if you don't leave now, you will of course, be here forever
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VGmzE_ucP8
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Y'all reet babes?
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>>543440323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igynb9PZ1ys
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>>543440519
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c65y7nl29k0et

would appear so

>Five men arrested on suspicion of terror offences near RAF Fairford on Sunday are released on bail, says the head of UK counter terrorism policing

>Assistant Commissioner Laurence Taylor says the investigation is not over, and police are considering numerous angles, including if proxies working on behalf of a foreign state could have been involved
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>>543440072
The idea that everyone thinks you're really smart for posting that is laughable.
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So why still hold the COBRA meeting if it was nothing to worry about?
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>>543440785
the nonce is malding about restore again.
because they'll take his bennies and then rope him for being a pedo
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>>543440323
political polling serves no beneficial purpose, it does however bastardise the concept of democracy, for example by promoting 'tactical voting' as well as introducing a myriad of opportunities for bias and corruption. Get it gone.
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>>543440366
Shows the extraordinary incompetence of the state. They were caught in the act, so they have to send their agents to prison for life in order to keep up appearances.
It's just one of the risks of the job. Get caught, get burned. The state pretends it doesn't know you.

Oh no but not here. No, we'll prosecute soldiers for killing the enemy, but not our own subversive undercover agents whose sole mission is to fuck up the native population.
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>Angela Rayner tells @TimesRadio what she’d stockpile for national emergencies: ‘Mascara, concealer, a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc, some baked beans and a tin of custard - I like custard’
Slag prepping autarky
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>>543440784
Counter terrorism police are thick as pig shit. If the investigation is ongoing and you think they could be terrorists whh would you realese them? Doesn't make any sense.
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Apparently some women eat live spiders!
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>>543440826
mate they hold cobra meetings if ambulances burn down
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>>543440384
>Boomers are cringe af
>literal memeflaggot
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>>543440826
because it makes them feel in control
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>>543440935
Ain't nothing burned down except bin fires today lad
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>>543440935
remember when jews set their own ambulances on fire to collect the insurance
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don't you relinquish pretty much all rights in a terror case? how'd they fucking get bail?
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>>543440878
>and a tin of custard - I like custard
bless her
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>>543440854
Wait - they were all released but 1?
Why's that?
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Remember, (You) never existed. The countryside has always been Bomalia.
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16167291/Labour-minister-claims-visions-Britain-based-warm-ale-pubs-black-Labradors-far-right-fantasy-never-really-existed.html

>She said she is kept 'awake at night' thinking about how the far-Right will weaponise the countryside at the next election.
>Ms Riddell-Carpenter told party members: 'This is one of the things I do stay awake at night about, and think about, and fear.
>'One of them is that if we don't make the case for nature, for rural communities, and what we believe rural communities look like, I do believe that the next election is going to be fought on a battle line of nature and rural affairs.
>'And there'll be the far-Right deciding and determining what that looks like.
>'It'll be a vision, a nostalgic vision of Britain, that never really existed.
>'It'll be that warm ale, a black Labrador by your feet in a pub that doesn't exist, and with symbolism of fox hunting all around them, it'll be a very far-Right nostalgic vision of Britain that we don't want to have, [and] never really existed.'
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>nonce and nonce sock puppet both appear at the same time
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

reminder that josh posted CP in /uhg/ and got caught, came to brit/pol and said no u and he's calling the cops LMFAO
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>>543440826
>So why still hold the COBRA meeting if it was nothing to worry about?

There was a COBRA meeting over the Southport riots remember. It isn't about the terrorists, it's about dealing with a public riot again.
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>>543440323
I think you're misremembering, that was Kier Starmer
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I remember the whole fuss over 42 day detention under New Labour. Now they can't let terrorist suspects go quick enough.
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>>543440826
>Carry On, Britain's Really Alright
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>>543441003
There are strict restrictions on who they can see
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>>543440784
Filtered.
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>>543441081
its COBR you nonce
>cabinet office briefing room
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>>543441027
What the fuck. These fucking shitheads really did use Orwell as an instruction manual.
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fate has an immaculate sense of humour
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>>543441027
>Remember, (You) never existed.
I guess this was created after the Windrush generation landed here.
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>>543441120
>discusses politiks
>gets vexxed

hello JTRIG how are we doing tonight? haha yes well in 28k a year admin mong
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>>543440894
>whh would you realese them?
To follow them? Muzzrats aren't renown for being phenomenally bright.
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>>543441090
Cells are full of people who write mean tweets.
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>>543441027
You've been done again. Last week it was Mogg calling you a Mongrel this week some woman you've never heard of saying warm Ale never existed.
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>>543441138
>its COBR you nonce
Don't give a fuck. COBRA sounds way cooler.
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>>543441081
Hissy bros having a meeting kek, maybe deciding who's eyes they should shoot venom into
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>>543440784
>police are considering numerous angles, including if proxies working on behalf of a foreign state could have been involved
Note how he's not mentioning either Iran or Russia.
Now what foreign agency can he be referring to?
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>>543441027
shameless
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corrr that mince has finished me off
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>>543441027
>She said she is kept 'awake at night' thinking about how the far-Right will weaponise the countryside at the next election.
>Ms Riddell-Carpenter told party members: 'This is one of the things I do stay awake at night about, and think about, and fear.
that is genuinely fucking nuts
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>>543441224
Do you seriously think they won't know they're being watched? Bail has conditions which have to be made clear to them.
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>>543441110
says here a Mr Shlomo signed in to see them
bit odd doesn't sound like an iranian name to my untrained ears
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>>543441229
their idea of poor innocent immigrants looking for a better life through hard work never fucking existed.
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>Chicom terrorists pulled their willies out in an airforce base!
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>>543439829
>Dozens of pro-Palestine Action protesters arrested outside Labour party conference
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might start going back to brit/pol/ threads from 2015 on 4plebs and copying and pasting the links into current day ones coz no cunt bothers reading them do they? No one ever comments on my links. I spend a lot of time and effort collecting interesting titbits and articles about happenings in British politics and culture. Not a single "nice links lad" or "thank you Baker" like the other generals. No, Nothing. Sick of it
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ahaha
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>>543441387
Fuck links, no cunt reads them
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>>543441387
>might start going back to brit/pol/ threads from 2015 on 4plebs and copying and pasting the links into current day ones
It's been done.
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>>543441027
>for rural communities, and what we believe rural communities look like
Pic related is what she thinks rural communities look like.
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>>543440124
>Jason's Tropical Sheen
>Get the Arday look every day
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>>543441003
>don't you relinquish pretty much all rights in a terror case? how'd they fucking get bail?

British state literally has a crime loicence. Pretty fucking obvious that they were part of a glowie network.
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>>543441387
It happens as a baker.
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>>543440120
is there a source for this apart from twitter?
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>>543440159
Wha, is this real?
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>>543441495
I like the baker who never links fresh bread
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>>543441387
We read the headlines. That's good enough because we get our in depth coverage of the news from other outlets.
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>>543441570
It doesn't count if its yourself, elmer.
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>>543441387
the news peaked with the sycamore gap tree
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>>543440391
you need to be over 40 to post here lad
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>>543441561
I think it's ai pal but it's getting harder to tell
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it was an elemental spirit of northumbria T_T
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>>543441387
shut up you paedophile
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>>543441341
He probably just wanted to fill up the range rover tbf
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>Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood has signalled she is willing to rethink plans to make it harder for foreign workers to claim permanent residence in the UK.
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>>543441699
Its growing again.
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>>543441632
>September 2026
>Am I forgotten?
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>>543441302
You're a mincer kek
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>>543441619
admittedly you do the best bakes
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>>543441749
they forgot about anne quick enough, get fucked nigger
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>>543441326
Do you seriously think Muslims won't ignore any instructions given to them by filthy kufar AND think that Allah will protect them regardless (they have good reason to believe that last bit, thanks to our govt).
Do you actually imagine you're dealing with Jason Bourne here?
These are people who, despite having all the oil money in the world, need to spend decades enriching uranium because they can't figure out how to make plutonium go bang.
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>>543441749
AI image. He was far zestier.
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https://goyimx.com/fleetstreetfox/status/2104537337158070728
>Five men arrested near RAF Fairford base are all UK nationals in their 20s, police say - follow live
>One for all those who speculated wildly after being asked not to do so.
CHECKMATE BRINCELS!
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>>543441387
Every now and then I sometimes read some of the green text bits
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sycamore gap tree shaped plastic sex arse
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>>543441749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI
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>>543441769
kek I said that to night staff the other day
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>>543441788
Checked and chuckled.
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>>543441749
>EXCUSE ME
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>>543441843
I told the night staff you were a fag
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>>543441749
I'm amazed this guy didn't plagiarize his suicide.
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Samsung if they real
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>>543441806
There's no evidence that they are Muslims. You've just invented that in your own mind.
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>>543441027
It's evil you thought only existed in fantasy.
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imagine losing out on me though
what a silly girl she is
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>>543441749
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>>543441386
Day's looking up
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>Waterloo Bridge: another major London bridge could be forced to shut
>Waterloo Bridge has been found with cracks and water damage and could close within three years if repairs don't take place, according to Bloomberg

>London's Waterloo Bridge is nicknamed "The Ladies' Bridge" because women made up a large portion (estimated between 60% and 75%) of the construction workforce that rebuilt it during World War II.
No comment.
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>>543441999
>There's no evidence that they are Muslims
Place your bets.
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>>543442033
Cheer up boggy you can always pretend to get another gf any time you want
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>>543439950
just threw up several times
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so it some sort of criminal fuel theft or something ?

t. LGBT+
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>>543442185
>boggy
retard
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>>543440392
delete this racist image you fascist
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>>543441999
>There's no evidence that they are Muslims. You've just invented that in your own mind.
>t.
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>>543442251
GET YER FKN RAT OUT YOU SAD CUNT
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>>543442269
Sos thort you was the bogster
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>>543440542
I left here for 2 years before. Truth of the matter is that the retardation here keeps me from being on more radical sites.
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>>543442033
LOL
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>>543442376
RIP ginge
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>a vision that never really existed
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>>543441806

Allah (isreal) will protect them, thanx to the government.
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>>543442110
Iran wouldn't use Muslims for something like that. Intelligence services aim for deniablilty and Muslims would be too obvious.
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this doesn't seem on brand at all... hmm
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>>543442044
>women...bridge
>bridge...women
>put em together...just like that!
>allakazam...ha,ha,ha
>what could go wrong?
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>>543442434
>dominant but patient
>father figure
>good fuck
>can make her quiver with just a finger
>eater
>good cook
>top dog in hostel
>smart asf
>was helping her clean her act up
nobody else is gonna give her the whole package like me
she's never had anyone like me before
she never will again
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Danny Tommo
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Rightoids will never be able to disprove this.
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>>543440120
HILLARY CLINTON HAS A 99% CHANCE OF VICTORY OVER DONALD TRUMP: POLLS
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>>543442500
>Intelligence services aim for deniablilty
These are people who WANT to live in the 6th century.
You are SERIOUSLY overestimating them.
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>top dog in hostel
topkek
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>>543442504
he's not calling for danny to be released
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>>543442599
Pic related is me after I get bummed
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>>543441560
Revealed to them in a dream.
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>>543442504
It's all gone too far.
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>>543442438
Ed after a gig on the Gaza strip
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>>543442724
he died as he lived
with a head like a fkn bowling ball
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>>543442599
>the square wheel represents a woman
>because it will give you a headache after approx 10 minutes
Which genius designed this?
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Why's this prick baking new threads at 270??
Bake at 50 posts next time dickhead. That'll do it!
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>>543442646
you don't need reason when you have consistency
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>>543441839
lmfao remember the big old deal they made about jay slater and it actually transpired he just got shitfaced, walked into the cliffs, and fell off one
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I'm probably the least radicalised person here
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>>543442700
I've always felt that farage is deeply redpilled beyond my comprehension
you don't go from being a nazi at school to nothing
the same with john bercow but he's a faux jew
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>>543441192
Thats thornton le dale, lovely place
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>>543442827
jay slater
cya later
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>>543442801
Create a new thread every 50 posts and link them in the same one thread.
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>>543442836
You ever been snowboarding mate? It's fuckin ace
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>>543442658
It was Diesel theft you hysterical prat. The police can't admit because they over reacted and Trump has lied about it being an anti terror op. It's a fuck up caused by the thick British police force.
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>>543441810
Here's your Labour-imported "British nationals from London" bro
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>>543442915
no mate
always makes me think of that vid of the dog doing somersaults down the hill tho
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>>543442915
my parents took me on a skiing holiday as a kid but i didn't know how to ski
so i was trying to snowplow down blacks with sheer cliff edges and bawling my eyes out
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>>543442920
why is iran stealing our diesel though
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Why are there only bi-elections? Where are there hetro-elections?
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bet hostel lass pays me a visit early bells tomorrow
not even gonna shag her if she does
this is where she'll try and babytrap me
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>>543442801
Newfag.
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>>543442920
Then why did the base go on fpcon delta hours earlier? Only time theyve done that before was on 911.
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>>543442840
were you home schooled? just about every teenage boy was making lolocaust and nigger jokes
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>>543442984
Bombs n shit
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>>543443017
>babytrap
*stab
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>>543442430
that's fair enough
by now you've probably made your mind up
still any time you see someone on the other better side of their 20s about to lose their 20s shitposting on 4chan, can't help but feel like some form of fair warning is due
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>>543443039
how old are you?
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>>543442920
>rural diesel theft
>waaaay more profitable than stealing phones and dealing drugs
Yeah, riiiight!
Wanna buy a bridge? Or is the 77th working overtime tonight?
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>>543443022
Space jews
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reckon we could get a petition over the line for banning usury?
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>>543443039
What do you call two black men in a sleeping bag??
A Twix.
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still don't believe anyone selling 'cheap' fuel out the back of a van is doing it legit
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>>543443060
didn't come here until I was 30, had a good laugh, no ragrats
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>>543443079
Pikey cherry pickers
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>>543442965
I guess you really aren't very rad at all, probably never even roller bladed, I bet even cauldron has roller bladed
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>oi !
>you're nicked for terrorism, innit?!
>now off you go, out on bail!
False flag niggerism.
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>>543443167
Drifters
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I remember seeing bill gates house in the 90s and he had lights that came on when someone entered the room, fast forward to now and I have the same setup thanks to temu

Shop like a billionaire is right
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>>543443179
I used to roller blade as a kid and me dad had a suzuki and I had my own leathers + sick helmet with a rat with a mouth full of dynamite on it and we'd go to bikers pubs around the uk
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>>543443013
There's trans-elections. I think they call it "first-past-the-post" now. That's when everybody votes restore, but we somehow end up with labour anyway, and we all have to pretend it's legit or they start crying about hate speech and nazi's n shit.
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>>543443224
When did he start raping kids? When are your plans to start?
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>>543443079
I don't know what you're talking about. They could have been stealing it to use themselves. Diesel prices are high.

Military sources have leaked it out

https://www.wiltshire999s.co.uk/raf-fairford-thieves-syphoning-fuel/
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>>543443230
Doesn't count
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>>543443230
>we'd go to bikers pubs around the uk

Pass the parcel
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>>543443284
I accept your cum session
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>>543443060
to waste is human
and not just generally, but in an explicit and ONLY sense
only to be wasteful is to be human!
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>>543442827
>Violent scrote goes off with two bame drug dealers an hour away to their airbnb
>When they get there they all go to sleep
>Hour later scrote decides he wants to go home
>Bame drug smuggler says no buses, wait til later
>Scrote says no matter, I'm off
>Bame drug smuggler: I didn't touch him, I did nothing wrong
>Other bame disappears refuses to give evidence
>Police shut it all down as an accident
>Two years later bame drug dealer has married a drug mule

Literally nothing to see here.
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>>543443289
ffs
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>>543443072
I was a teenager in the 2000s, my boomer dad is still telling edgy jokes from his school days too. this makes me assume that hitler-tier playground antics has long been the norm. I'd be surprised if Farage had any sincere beliefs of his own
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Anyone else have a grass sledge growing up?
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>>543440854

remember kids, as i always tell you here, deconfliction is the main problem.
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>>543443353
besides
I think farage (and also bercow) was a true believer and not just making edgy jokes
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>>543442827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDV9OZAU12U
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Israel- i mean yanks arent happy
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>>543440273
Nosy farmer with main character syndrome inadvertently stopped a mossad false flag and now the govt don't know what to do lmao
People being arrested for explosives and terror charges and then bailed makes zero sense
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>>543443374
I had a bogey made from pram wheels procured from the local tip
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>>543442842
It was overrun with romanians when I was there a couple of years ago
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bit sad ngl
how people can just brazenly ruin something so good
especially when they have nothing else
some people just can't be helped I guess
night lads
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>>543443022
There was a report from the phonecaller that her friend was threatened by armed US soldiers near the base.
The alert was so the soldier could shoot the terrorists. It was going to be a whole big thing. The undercover agents got it all set up for them, and the browns were going to charge the gates and get shot.
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>>543443281
>They could have been stealing it to use themselves
They travelled fucking miles to steal fuel from right next to a top security US base instead of the garage down the road
>because diesel is expensive
You maybe want to run this idea through a taste test before you post, cos that shit ain't gonna fly (as our transatlantic cousins say).
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>>543443513
good night sweet prince
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>>543443312
gay
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>>543443436
Saudi Britannia.
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>>543443513
>alicia
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wahey! hear that lads? we're not getting a pension
and the beauty of it all is they made the population beg for it themselves
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>>543443521
it does seem like a big fuckup one way or another
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>>543439829
Kino vote splitting rightoids, Gaybour will win ahumdulilah!!
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>>543443538
Matching logoed vans seems a bit much for a few fuel chancers.
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>>543443445
My bogey had wheeliebin wheels and a lawnmower handle, my mum banned me using it after she noticed I always injured myself on a sunday before school kek
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>>543443374
>grass sledge
You pampered little wanker. We had old plastic coal sacks like everybody else.
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>>543443436
thanks for the jew update rabbi(t)
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>>543443565
I told the night staff he was a fag
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They told me today that I was the favourite candidate for the job and that I did nothing wrong in the interview
but that someone better just came along
they encouraged me to reapply when they post another job
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>>543443607
>end of triple
>start of quadruple
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>>543443607
Party conferences are weird. The audience clap and cheer for anything and everything. It's almost fanatical.
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>>543443622
The vans would have been loaded into dinghies and used for refuelling purposes in the channel
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>>543443677
They will never post another job.
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>>543443374
Don't know what the fuck that is.

Why are people talking about bogeys? What the fuck is going on?
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>>543443645
It had levers you pulled that individually braked the tracks so you could steer it like a tank, never seen anyone else with one
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>>543443607
>Torygraph
>suggest policy should be reviewed
Yep. More shite from the Tory press.
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>>543443677
They say that but then ignore your other applications
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>>543443748
dick and dom hours
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>>543443677
you're a middle aged man
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>>543443643
Didn’t have wheelie bins when I was a kid, just big tin cans with a lid
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>>543443677
How come you never got a job lad, you a fucking parasite or what?
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Young bob is a true block head. Square af.
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>>543443727
it do be like that
when i phoned the number on the job application it was an african fake business that answered
this is for an nhs post
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>>543443607
When I'm chief executioner of Restore, anyone with a rat phenotype will be genetically tested. If any Irish or jewish DNA I'd found they will be purified by fire.
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>>543443445
My first skateboard was a foot of old floorboard with a pic related hacksawed in half and nailed to the bottom of it.
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>>543440826
>oh fuck, we’ve just screwed our ability to go into war, what the fuck do we tell them now to make them let us send them to their deaths?
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>>543443677
When you start pushing this ideology at the work place you start putting the actual work second. You start pushing the agenda first. And when the ideology and agenda gets pushed first, it starts seeping into the product you’re creating
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>>543443871
I have a job, i take this guy swimming
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>>543443607
in unrelated news
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This is what I remember. Hold on for dear life and hope the traffic sees you in time
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>>543443443
right it's all very hard to follow right now and I'm ngl, been busy with things outside following the news lately
in kind of this "aaaa I know things are bad but I gotta zone it all out and work on stuff or things get worse later" mindset right now
so I can scarcely keep up

>People being arrested for explosives and terror charges and then bailed makes zero sense
right you are
and like the fact it's such a mess being filtered disparately out through the media and online as it has, it would indicate that the truth is so messy and politically inconvenient, they don't have a way of spinning it

which is always worrying
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You seen there is the Mahdi living in crewe?
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>>543442044
I've done a hundred miles an hour over that bridge, back in the day when I was despatching
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>>543443897
>>543443955
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>>543441938
https://youtu.be/DP3rDP02lE0YSWKZ2N0n-peLCfy
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>>543441022
They searched his house or something and found a "weapon"
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>>543443922
You a spack wrangler?
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>>543442430
The more radical people are the less coherent and more retarded they get imo. Hardcore nutters believe the most insane shit and get butthurt when you point out that they're stupid. They also tend to be highly manipulative people with little impulse control. Hence all the natsoc drug use and tranny paedos. Literal nutters.
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>>543443968
What like paul atreides?
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>>543443955
>2024
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inb4 joshy gets automatically remanded in custody for coercive control
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>>543443991
>2024
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>>543443521
more like the CTP and everybody further up the chain fucked up and briefed the americans on an imminent terror plot that doesn't exist
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>>543443696
I miss the days when they all did jazz hands so no-one got triggered by loud clapping.
Those were fun.
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>>543444054
>>543444066
you reckon the guy got a brain transplant in the last couple years?
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>>543444057
>Police update issued as woman found in bin bag malnourished and with no teeth
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2252628/police-update-issued-woman-found
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>>543443538
Farmers store thousands of litres of diesel onsite hence why they target farms and not a "garage down the road" where they live and where people know them. Criminals get tip offs and are known to drive out of their own area for obvious reasons. When you look at the map they weren't actually near the base at all they were in the village. I'm obviously talking to a mong who thinks fuel thieves steal from their local forecourt.
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>>543444079
trump is really gonna start bitching if this is true
maybe we'll give away falklands to argentina jews out of sheer embarrassment
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>>543444103
jazz hands could take someone's eye out in a packed conference room, spirit hands are a more sensible option
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>>543444103
>jazz hands
Is from minstrel shows. Racist cunts
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>>543444019
If i explained to you my specific job you would throw your head back in laughter and believe in divine comedy
i can't say specifics because it's a dox
but imagine if a shrimp got a job as a weighing scale at a market
it's literally equivalent
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>>543443967
>the fact it's such a mess being filtered disparately out through the media and online as it has
This is a good point. The fact that the media haven't are running with it and no-one has reined them in shows the government is in a state of panic. They have even lost control of the narrative.
There's a bit of an attempt to blame Iran, but the media are worried because it paints all migrants in a bad light and supports the "we can't let them all in because we don't know who they are" anti-migrant line.
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>>543443727
Some companies post job adverts for jobs that don't even exist, just to psych the competition into thinking they must be doing really well if they're taking on new people. Imagine applying for a bunch of these, and not even getting one reply.
The job market is really fucked up.
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kinell he's even got the smile
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>>543444225
Was looking at personal care assistant jobs today. One was mental. Requested women, trans women or non binaries only.
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>>543444225
yeah you're a spack wrangler and you post on 4chin
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>>543444184
less than five degrees of separation away from a zeig heil honestly

>>543444237
right
a lot of big things like thing happen and they can figure out how to spin it immediately to slot into team A or team B political agenda, based on outlet, etc
when they don't *immediately* have something, when the government is reticent on information given to the press, that's strange precisely because so often it's exactly the opposite

which means this one took them by surprise and they don't know what the fuck this is about yet either
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>>543443905
Hen Broon?
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>>543444225
>i can't say specifics because it's a dox
Yes I'm sure you're the only person in the country with that job.
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>>543444258
Why is the house elf shaking the PM's hand, I didn't think they were supposed to do that?

Why does that room look grim as fuck, like it hasn't been painted in twenty years - and wtf is with the cheapass looking clock.
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>>543444019
>spack wrangler
Fucking great. Now I've got coffee all down me, ya fucking knob!
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Weird, having a quick google loads of fuel theives get remanded, i wonder why these got bail given it was obv organised.
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You know one of the jobs i went for maybe a fortnight ago was as an outreach worker for a new drug and alcohol service
the company was run by a pakistani doctor and an estate agent (also pakistani)
i didn't want the job to be honest because of that
i told her (the appointed service manager) i was 2 years sober and explained to her the mind of an addict
i told her i lied to everyone and that i threatened to smash a ring doorbell with hammers
she told me she really liked me and I had got the job but she had to interview one more person
i never heard back
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>>543444225
You listen to mentals prattle all day? Then you come here and prattle mentally?
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>>543444444
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>>543444411
Every time a foreign glowy tries to install a new spy camera they break the clock so it's just not worth buying a nice one.
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>>543444258
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>>543444440
i can't say specifics i'll say it in a few years when i'm beyond this job
because it is fucking hilarious
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>>543442504
Wow it’s real. And the lefty cunts in his reply’s remind me of why I want Russia to invade now. My countrymen are filth.
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>>543444508
honestly an improvement
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>>543444508
he actually looks better in this one
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>>543444557
Postcode
>>543444557
Rape
>>543444557
Lottery
>>543444557
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>>543444523
can you just fuck off please?
you're more pathetic than josh and it brings me down just hearing about you
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>>543444579
this
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>>543444179
Its not 1000s of liters. Its red diesel too i.e its marked so it cant be resold on the sly. Why the fuck would guys from London go to a farm by a military base in Gloucestershire
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>>543444579
I can understand, but i think there's value in listening to the slime too
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>>543444523
Are you that bloke in Denbigh who Youtubes his Sunday dinners? He always says hes a carer
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>>543444523
Hopefully you're dead by then
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>>543444542
you want to be invaded by an even more treacherous brown muslim country?
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>>543444612
quite easily could be 1000 litres. I think minimum delivery these days is 500
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>>543444489
Kek
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>>543444659
fingers and toes crossed
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>>543444612
>it cant be resold on the sly

It can, very easily
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>>543444225
One of the fittest girls in town works as a tard wrangler. Or at least she works in the places where the tards are. She’s often in a suit, which doesn’t make sense you know. Thoughts?
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>>543444612
may have been nicking kerosine
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>>543444765
she's either enlightened or a retard
or a retard enlightened
or an enlightened retard
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>>543444667
The worst they’ve got is chechens and tajiks. I think Somalians pakis niggers and jeets are worse.
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>>543440340
And where PRECISELY is this spread lad?
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>>543444765
undercover tardwrangler
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>>543444765
she gives the tards a handjob on a daily to keep 'em calm, makes her life a lot easier.
wears a nitrile glove for it ofcourse tho she's not a slag
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>>543444841
How easy would it be to get myself admitted to a place like that? Do you ever have to bathe them?
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>>543444612
m8 it's an hour and a half drive straight down the M4
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>>543444845
remember that vid of the paraglider guy flying overhead and warning the shroom pickers about some rozzers trying to catch them? lmeao
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>>543444845
They’ll be well gone, seen another load yesterday that were away today
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>>543444913
the other day in the swimming pool his mum grabbed the back of my pants and hoisted them up because his aunty (who can't swim) was drifting away from the side and she wanted me to save her
she thought she was grabbing her sons pants
i didn't react at all
it was all very erotic
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>>543444936
You're not making it any better.
Why travel for an hour and a half to steal something that's stored on any farm?
None of this adds up. It makes as much sense as saying
>Joe Biden won that election fair and square
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>>543444761
They just dye it red for no reason then
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>>543445085
who fucking knows or cares to be honest, start killing jews
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>>543445173
they dye it red so when they dip your tank they can do you for running red. But you can in fact sell red diesel to a) people who don't give a shit, b) people who run legitimate machinery that runs on red
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>>543445068
it was aw verae aerotek, ken?
real clashae, the wae Ah liek et
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>>543445085
>Why travel for an hour and a half to steal something that's stored on any farm?

Because you're less likely to be caught if you don't steal from the same places every week
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>>543445324
Cauldron is a Mancunian isn't he??
Do it in that common Northern drole.
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>>543445925
I had him as a scot but I couldn't hundred percent tell you why



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