do british people know that they speak in an extremely annoying and gay accent? a'ouh'eah'uh'oah all they pronounce are the vowels. "american accent" is literally just normal english
>>543443689you pronounce it Buuhgeuhhh so you're one to talk
you faggots who speak in a literal gay lisp have no right talk about another's accent
British accent is sexy as fuck.
Of course!
>>543443689Got your foreskin
>>543443689That's nice dear. Put the kettle on and have a cup of tea.
Bongland thread? Love 'em.>>543443689You should listen how aussies speak.>>543444075It sure is if you are gay.
>>543443689>British accentwhat
>>543443689Do americans realise that "british" consists of many accents, not just english ones? Scottish don't sound like that. They sound like>och aye enna doon din kinna ah wull bah nood
>>543443689>all they pronounce are the vowelsthey secretly wish to be frenchgermanic americans bear no such desire
>>543443966BODIED that FREAK
>>543443689Hilarious when yanks make jokes about our pronunciation of bottle of water when Americans say it like "baddle av waddr"
>>543443689I like hearing Brits talk.
>543444026>543444136>543444174>543444216>543444264>543444302That's 6 triggered bongs in 10 minutes, OP is the greatest fisherman.
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>>543444290If you want to be black so much abdul, how about starting with their comparitively low offending rates in sex crimes involving children?
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Bluddy ell m8!
>>543444426Nah dawg I'd rather continue hitting on 14 year olds.
>>543444231>It sure is if you are gay.No way to interpret that statement except as speaking from experience. Do I make you horny, baby?
>>543444216Steve Austin's English wife would advise him to drink his tea before it goes "stone cold".
>>543444429Don't worry, the Jews are sending Niggers to the Muzzies to IQ nerf them.
>>543444429It's just like my heckin sci-fi show where we're a space traveling multicultural society exploring space.
dude mom just caught brayden and stacy making out in the mall and im totally freaking out dude and recital is next week!
gross cody just sucked my weiner at band camp and my jarowski was jerking off watching us
>>543444026lmao calm down Hedwig, what’s the matter? Savile got ur anus?
>>543444597>Do I make you horny, baby?There is only one way to find out https://vocaroo.com/
yo jamal just made try-outs for the wizards this sadurday and mom just got us pizza rolls and jelly babies from the rafters *holds up letter D and white picket fence*LETS GO WIZARDS
>>543443689The entire English accent is just them failing to annunciate their own language Its literally just mashmouthing
>>543443689I feel like people who are disturbed by cultural differences are genuinely low IQ, like actually lacking a theory of mind.
hunter and mikah are playing hooky down at the burger bar and got caught by the deputy near the foosball machine
>>543444302British “people” will look you dead in the eyes talm bout sum “cheeky nandos”
>>543443689Nowhere near as annoying as a scandi fag speaking english holy shit those guys sound like they have a dick inside their ass while they talk.And indians speaking english are just disgusting.
>>543444920If you really want to strike back, you should focus on amerimutt meme.
>>5434450702017 called
>>543445030Inbreeding memes could work too.
>>543445107Not like the states have gotten less mutted since then lol
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>>543445030Hey buddy, Dakota and Kyle are gonna shoot ball outside i-hop for dibs on asking Presley out for prom. If Jackson shows up tell him I will have a dance off and beat his ass man
>>543445107>2017 calledIt must be 10x worse now. There are literally ZERO white people in american cities, they all hide in the outskirts.
>>543443689Yet I hear many Americans doing the glottal stop too. Have you heard people pronounce Manhattan as Manha’an? That’s exactly what you’re complaining about isn’t it?
I swear if Bradley and Dallas show up to prom wearing the same fits, I will call Brandon and get him to drive his hellcat down to the b-ball stadium and drop rizz on Brooklyn right about now
>>543445030Deano and Evie were playing quidditch afront the Maccies and got caught by the Bobbies (in the name of the Queen) near the Wimblebottom Shire
>>543445231dude jackson totally pooped his pants on the b-ball court it was GOATED hes got no chance with presley she saw his weiner at dave and busters when brayden pulled down his shorts
>>543444699How much more could you IQ need Muslims? They’re literally retarded
aint no way zac and cody will show up dude they're totally smoking a bowl and watching the game with some cheetos
>>543445006Don't blame them, they were raised in what was supposed to be the peak of the globohomo utopia, only it keeps stalling and backfiring because it's a fucking stupid idea, so it just leaves a lot of irrationally angry retards who are still very attached to cultural and ethnic norms that they have been half-trained to despise
>>543445231‘Ello Guv’nah! Nigel and Adelbert are having a toss at some buggery near the ole fish ahn chips parlor for fagging Professor Dumbledore in the cabin boys dorm. Oi if that blimey pooftah tickles me arsehole again, I’ll chef him something good innit
>>543445478No way bro, I heard Presley made out with Jackson at her sweet 18 homecoming superbowl party and Dakota got wasted on two bud lights and barfed in the punch bowl, totally rad man.
i do declare you have SHAWT y'all whole family after yo mamma did get you your chicken nuggies, i sennece y'all to 500 life sentences with the possibility of parole on universal heta death
>>543443689Upper class british accent sounds a lot better than your peasant mongrelized version of the language. The language you speak is a mutt. Is has no soul, no melody to it.
>>543445715SHEEEEIT
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I BELEIVE
I BELIEVE THAT WE
I BELEIVE THAT WE WILL WIN
They talked normally in old movies.
>>543443689KEEEEEEK
>>543445718>Is has no soul, no melody to it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw9cBXaT0aowatch this, it is beautiful, it makes me want to go back in time.
Anons never had a chance for these conversations on the playground when they were 7 so they're doing it now
I'm actually convinced that if Hitler had been an English speaker and understood how gay Brits talk, he would not have made the mistake of thinking they are some long lost kindred Germanic cousins that he could work with.
Fun fact: the American accent is closer to the original English. To distance themselves from the plebs, the upper class had a sort of arms race with posher and posher accents, with mass media hastening things furtherThe American elites tried to do the same with the Mid Atlantic accent, but it failed to catch on
>>543444503They need the Norman Yoke.They crave the Norman Yoke.
ayoyoyoyoyo finna throw hands on muthfuka ya erd me sheiiiitt nigga dats roiggght
Buddel uv wuddahLiterally sounds like some Arab shit.
Dude, Hunter caught Brayden and Sierra smoking meth in back of the Piggly Wiggly.
(Whitest man you've ever seen)ay you wana throw hands nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?wats gud nigga?>wats gud nigga?
>>543446031The snobby English inherited most of it vocabulary from French.
>>543445976tfw you’ll never get to go on a lads holiday to Ibiza with your British bros
>>543446031The people who originally left England for America were poor peasants fleeing persecution. They were the plebians in England
yeah we out here son drinkin 40s and shots nigga whats gud u erd me nigga whats gud
Yehaw pardna, raddal sney gawn dun bit may in da ayus, h'yuck h'yuck *le wild British person appears*>how frightful, I'm terribly terribly sorry to hear this; would you like me to call a doctor?Naww pa dun sugg aht awl da pawsun
>>543446284Not really. In the north it was middle class bougie heretics that basically got expelled like jews and came over here to create an egalitarian paradise. The south was a mix of cavaliers and poorfags that came over as indentured servants.
>>543444264You all sound the sameThe differing in "accents" is actually just alcohol consumption levels You all sound drunk but some are more drunk than others
>>543446284They were extreme Puritans who thought Cromwell was a bit too happy go lucky. This spirit lives on in American prudishness.
>>543446457I can pick up the posh accent and the peasant accent (effeminate and retard).
>>543443689British is the original English and the beautiful one - I hope the Australians and the Canadians speak it, because we can hear others are incapable of mastering it...
>>5434462842nd and 3rd son Norman barons, actually. My land is older than this country, briton.
>>543446457We're the most accented country in the world so you must be deaf or psychologically damaged somehow. There are towns only 30 miles apart down a stretch of road that sound totally different to each other. But you try telling me the difference between someone's accent from North Carolina and Florida, you all sound exactly the same
>>543446552Australian/New Zealand/ South African is probably closest to a proper English accent, followed by Canadian and then American
how much of this is ADHD I AM SOW QUIRKEY and how much of this is actually just....being a womanhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/fC3oQjcuOss?feature=share
>>543446563The pilgrims weren't of Norman ancestry, they originated from the Netherlands and the North German plain, simple protestant saxonish folk.
>>543446619There’s actually a huge difference in your examples, but I get your point.
>>543446718My family wasn’t, we married into other Planter Class Elites to keep land/wealth and kept it perpetuating. We even fought for the Commonwealth in the war, I couldn’t care less for the Irish/italian peasant stock mutt class however.
>>543443689The only non-regional diction in the US is some places in the West.
think a lot of these seethe threads stem from a lot of resentment over the years starting with trolling on xbox live back in the late 00s. Thats why you have these over the top seething, screaming amerimutts on here all day long talking about "bongland"
>>543447008Just bantz m8, don’t be a loon
>>543444406They're sadly extinct now - look up Britain's new official statue on Trafalgar Square titled 'Everywoman' and see how every woman over there looks now. You don't appreciate what you have until it's gone.
>>543447008Did you know that picrel is 11/10 in bongland? You guys are so wasted all the time you can't even tell it's a fucking MAN.
>>543447188
rent free in your head
bongs are really hurt in this thread. their accent is the only thing they have, and mutts are making fun of it.
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>>543446718They didn't come from the Netherlands. They just hung out there for a few years after they got booted out of England for being faggots
>>543446207Actually, the elite opt for the Germanic root words. I learned this in English class once, it must be true
>>543443689You mutts also have annoying accents. Especially up North with your extreme pronunciation of A's.. Like Aaaeeeerrrrnd.. (And). Or haaaeeerrd (had) etc. It's very tiresome to listen to.
>>543443689I’m a Brit in (You)SA and your female counterparts fucking love my accent. Sorry for the loss of your foreskin also.
>>543446619Ya but it's just alcohol and not real accents
>boddle of warder
>>543447810The different accents are because they all start drinking at a slightly different hour depending on when the sun starts to go down in their town. The guy 30 miles to the west is just half a beer behind you
Yanks speak like niggers, if you watch old films they literally sound like upper class Brits and then after 1970 they were told to start speaking in pidgin English it's a humiliation ritual but it's true the British that were left behind in Britain all sound like poofters so whether it is better tio speak like a nigger or a faggot is not really much of a choice
>>543446457Actually, there is huge difference, and it's not alcohol. The accents are shaped by influence of different celtic languages and of different "anglo-saxon" populations who settled england. It's very complex and the accents are very diverse even from a couple of miles in many cases. There is also an influence of older forms of English in the mix. The English language was developed in England and south Scotland, so naturally it is more diverse English. In Northern Scotland, you have norse influence. In West Scotland, you have Gaelic Irish/Scots Gaelic influence. Go over to Ulster and it's another complex situationYou can't tell the difference because 1. you are not even aware of any other accents but the sterotypical ones and 2. you are not familiar enough even when you do hear anything outside of that because it all sounds equally incomprehensible
>>543444231The Swedish guy would still want that
>>543444503DIOS MIOS!
>>543448220that's the fake Mid Atlantic accent
>>543446619>30 milesThe city 1 (one) kilometer from mine (I just have to cross a bridge, or swim) is totally different from mine, and 20-25 kilometers in any other direction from me is very different too.>>543446630Thanks for info, anon - that's exactly what I imagined, although I had completely forgotten South Africa.
>>543448220And then you have faggy+nigger=eshayYeah we know what yall Wallabyfuckers are up to down there.
>>543448263>Go over to Ulster and it's another complex situationnot really, it's just a mix of the Irish and Scottish accent
>>543448288Where did he go? I miss him so much!
>>543446630South African is the best English accent by far
American men dont like brits because even our most mid men can pretty much claim any american woman he wants when holidaying stateside. It really is an odd fetish american girls have for us, because we are generally very mid.
>>543443689100% faggot ass british cocksuckers need to learn how to speak english! I hate that faggoty fuck ass british faggot accent!
>>543448585https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jfp-VfcP3I
>>543448527>even our most mid men can pretty much claim any american woman he wantsFeel free.
>>543448188this is the scientific answer I come to this website to find.
>>543443689>goyim aren’t allowed to hate non-White third world people who hate White men and the west >u guys need to focus on hating British dudes or something, but only the ethnic Brits Shalom
>>543448263>>543448432In Ulster, it has 3 influences. The first main layer is Ulster Gaeilig. Their accents, especially in the west are heavily influenced by the Irish language. Then there's the Scots English influence. Lowland scots spoke a dialect of English, which has so many archaic and divergent traits and remnants it is often seen as a different language altogether. These people were brought over to Ulster. That influence is stronger in East Ulster. There's a last main layer, which is Elizabethan English. They learnt English so long ago, it has remnants from the 16th-17th century
English startd in USA so that show u shud speek it!
I just want British accents to become rhotic again. Pronounce your r’s.
This thread reminds me. I saw this clip one time a long ass time ago. British news was interviewing my nigga Ice T about something or other, and there was breaking news of some mass shooting in the US. Like a really bad one, and these people just put him on the spot and started grilling him about gun control.I think Ice-T gave some standard gun owner line about it's our right and self defense or whatever and then one of them said “yea but you don’t really need an assault rifle for self defense” and he goes “well assault rifles are for killing cops.”Legit one of the funniest things I ever saw in my life. The interviewers just started blubbering uncontrollably
>>543445006To be fair many aspects of our culture and others are objectively loathsome, different accents is one of the best aspects of our culture though, the only british accent i despise is the fake upper class accent, where you try to speak sophisticatedly on purpose because you have money thereby making it a fake accent, this is a cultural remnant from the shitty class system.Also i dislike that British accents became more about being polite than about being sophisticated, it feels like it's becoming 1984 language, Britain needs a cultural reset.
>>543449625Just needs some Norman thugs to come in and kill all your elites. Just straight thugging out with occasional acts of inexplicable violence like the niggers of Europe
>>543449136Yeah fuck the stupid cattle culture herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5chblhYqO2I
