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What would happen if we replaced Congress with 535 randomly selected people from a local Walmart?
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>>543446315
you can't call walmart shoppers "people", op.
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>>543446315
They'd be bought and blackmailed within a week
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>>543446315
same thing that happens when you get rid of government, it gets replaced by the most vicious narcoterrorist gang in your neighborhood making all the rules, usually stuff along the lines of "we kill you all for funsies, and because the drugs we took tell us to"
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>>543446315
they'd all start voting for their own self interests and work on getting themselves as much money and power as possible (i.e. nothing would change except the names)
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As a side note if Ai is real it should be translating animal communications now, no?
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What would happen if to be an elected official you needed to pass a dementia test?
What about if you needed to pass one to vote?

...God I hope leftists and/or suspiciously defensive boomers wouldn't say identifying the giraffe from a set of 3 animals, reading a list of single digit numbers out loud and drawing a given time on an analog clock is discrimination.
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>>543446598
>if Ai is real
define real.
electricity is 100% real.
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>>543446315
Doom!
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>>543446315
Nothing, really.
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>>543446757

Okay well where are the bird transcripts?
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>>543446315
A symphony of the highest excellence, a performance like no other, it would crack the world in half and all people would know "we were here", a play so profound that the angels themselves will sing about it for 5,000 years.
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>>543446991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA
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>>543446547
Seems better than what we have currently in France. Also Macron main advisor was a jewish mafia boss, his family import cocaine in every western countries using shipping containers. The C in MSC is for cocaine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediterranean_Shipping_Company
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>>543446315
which walmart you pick will have a massive impact on what the leanings of the legislature will be

There would be a lot less filibustering because they would be more conformant. Perhaps the discourse would also be meaningful. This congress would pass more laws. However, they could get coralled by the civil service.

also apparently this is called sortition

maybe the markets would crash out
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>>543447368
if you have internet, no it's not better than what you have in France
you'll just have to find that out the hard way, though, good luck with your sixth republic
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>>543446315
sus?
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>>543446315
What would happen if we picked the president by lottery?
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>>543446315
The jews would buy off the ones that they can buy off, and find a way to blackmail or cause the others that they couldn't buy off to have "accidents".

As long as there's a government, it will be jewish. Anarchy is the next phase of human evolution.
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>>543448311
This.
We need a randomcrasy to own the NPCs
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The spics, niggers, and women would fuck everything up.
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>>543448484
Look... I know you're riding high after the Lindsay Clancy mistrial, but you can't catch lightning in a bottle like that twice, can you...?
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>>543446598
You're assuming their communications are much more than the comic. Birds sing to mark territory mostly. So it's mostly
>fuck off, this is my place!
And another bird says
>fuck you, I'm over here!
Sometimes they fight.
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>>543446315
The C in C-SPAN would stand for Chimpout
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>>543446315
>What would happen if we replaced Congress with 535 randomly selected people from a local Walmart?
They probably would still get completely manipulated by jews.
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>>543446600
Triple dubz
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>>543446315
is walmart place where literal nazis shop? if not nothing would happen
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>>543446598
AI is real it just doesn't mean what you think it does. We grew up with fantasy stories about hyperinteligent supercomputers that could enslave humanity if they wanted - now we use 'AI' to refer to LLMs that act as glorified search engines. Information is information to them, there's no brain there telling them "That sounds retarded", no way to discern truth from fiction other than being programmed to reject specific information or to go off popularity - but more than anything it just says what it thinks you want to hear. There's also image generation and voice cloning, both of which work much the same way. The so-called AI we have now is essentially a monkey compared to what people imagine when they hear "AI." To ask it to translate animal communications is like asking a modern NASA negress to get you to the moon.
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>>543446315
>randomly selected people from a local Walmart
How would the Democrats cheat elections if it was random? That's the biggest obstacle to this. Until there is a method to cheat it and randomly select leftoids, they'll never allow it.
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>>543446315
So like 30% niggers, 40% Spics and 10% Jeets?
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>>543448130
Perhaps we should only select one person from a random Walmart in each state, like a board of directors who then select by vote a president to represent the people.
We can have a lower house made up of people randomly select from waffle houses in each state.
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>>543448818
What is this, a hood Altman film?
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>>543446315
then we'd have 1 or 2 people doing all the work and a few hundred worthless niggers
so basically nothing changes
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>>543446315
congress is ridiculous. They are never in session. They work all of 4 days a year. Lazy fucking cunts all of them.
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>>543446389
They are the lifeblood of this great nation.
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>>543448247
nice vpn
>>543448818
fucking niggers
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>>543446315
Sortition with requirements: Randomly select from a nomination list. Nomination requirements: natural born citizen with no dual citizenship or foreign military/intelligence involvement, clean criminal record check, IQ >= 130, has at least one child, and a sworn signature list of at least 100 nominators.
The average person meeting those requirements would be much better than the average congress-critter today.
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>>543454373
>congress is now all influencers and celebrities
I’d honestly rather have the rotting faggots and fat retards we’re burdened with now unless their first session starts with a natural gas pipeline explosion in the building.
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>>543446315
current congress members are randomly selected, just not from Walmart
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Random_walk_hypothesis
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>>543453105
*deteriorates rapidly*
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>>543446598
They are collecting data, a recent paper showed how complex the information quantity of bird and whale songs is. I think the whales songs are as complex as chinese.
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>>543447147
i'd just like to point out this is significantly better than magagoyslug
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>lol
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>>543455252
They are purchased, just the same.
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>>543446547
>it gets replaced by the most vicious narcoterrorist gang in your neighborhood making all the rules
In other words, a government



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