Is marriage really this bad?
>>543456160Yes.
>>543456160Fuck off demoralizer
>>543456160Just marry a beautiful hot girl and not some ugly tubbie. I would marry an overweight girl of she was pretty enough though. She can always lose weight. I'm concerned fatness indicates bad genes though.
>>543456281if*
>>543456238>just sign a contract that rewards the other party for breaking it while heavily punishing youYou fuck off
>>543456160then you find out that african ships have been in the strait
>>543456160It's worse because most men actually don't cheat. If your wife isn't giving you sex then that means she's cheating btw, she's getting sex from somewhere else so she has no need to fuck you anymore. You already caved in and signed the legal document saying she gets to take everything when she leaves, she knows there's nothing you can do about it if she stops giving you the only benefit a relationship with a woman has ever had.
>>543456354Rome will rise again
>>543456238Silence kike
>>543456160a month? try no pussy for 3 years
>>543456238Stfu feminist rat
>>543456160
How many of these men who complain about their frigid wives actually take care of themselves
>>543456238Cream pie eating cuckold
>>543456411I'll rip your ass in two faggot
>>543456394It doesn’t necessarily mean she is having sex with someone else, some women genuinely just turn frigid. However, if you’re a married man and your wife isn’t fucking you, I see no problem with you having an affair on the side. As long as it’s strictly sexual, not emotional, you don’t get the other woman pregnant, and you don’t destroy your actual family.
>>543456436Die FAGGOT
>>543456160It's worse.
>>543456160Your wife will only do this if you are the betabux provider she settled for
>>543456160What a *crude* analogy
>>543456160ive been married for 12 years and i have never cheated and neither has sheis she in the mood for sex all the time like me? nobut i talk to hera month without sex is the most that i wait and then i tell her than i need to do something and then she either jerks me off or gives me a blowjob or lets me put it between her thighs or lets me use her boobsi can confirm that yes, you will go through times of no sexbut you can still talk to her there doesn't have to be penetration you can do other stuff
>>543456160yes
>>543456160This is israeli cringe. Get fuked and nuke yourself, IDF turd vacuum.
My wife is terrific.I hope you can all be as lucky.
>>543456160Almost every married man I know is a total cuck. They might get to "keep" $100/mo, and the wife probably still monitors that spending. None of them have anything prepped for the coming collapse.
>>543456160The most my wife went without talking to me was three days. This happened several times after episodes where I scream in her face at the top of my lungs over some random thing. The first day I don't even bother trying to apologize; I'm invisible. The second day we may end up in the kitchen together in silence. She'll shoot an angry look. Progress. The third day she's ready to talk.
>>543456160>I'm a piece of shit here are my justifications for being a piece of shit
>>54345616010 years and 2 kids later and still no dead bedroom
never make a long term investment on a depreciating asset
>>543456524
>>543456717Youre ruled by sand nigsTheyre literal shit pretending to be human
>>543456160Pussy is like money. If you have it, you don't think about it much. If you don't have it, it's the only thing you think about.
>>543456281beautiful hot girls are 1 virus away from becoming obese landwhales.make sure shes always vaccinated
>>543456160Only if you're a shitty husband to begin with.Be loving husband, get sex.Be selfish shitty husband, wife doesn't want sex. Then you cheat even though the situation is your fault and blame her.
>Hey>I'm just gonna do X and now you have to do Y>This can just randomly happen to you potentially for the rest of your life if you agree to itYeah so many men are unbelievably cucked and retarded. I am a living human bean and my needs have to be met, that's part of the contract. Not fulfilling the contract means you cheated me first.
>>543456529>i have never cheated and neither has sheBait
>>543456905Cumdump detectedTits or gtfo
>>543456752Yes, what are these anons talking about. My wife wants it every other day and has for years.
>>543456160It's not rape if you're married.
>>543456680She pegs you every day. She wears the pants
is the man fat?is the woman fat?Are they just generally unpleasant people?Even man who was divorce raped that i've worked with clearly had it coming and deserved it
>>543457026yes i said she's terrific. can you not read?
>>543456529>>543456709Married men always describe living in literal hell and are like "you just gotta make it work!" How about I just don't sign up for a life of mental and emotional torture?
There are married men who post on /pol/
>>543457077This is a cumdumpTits or fare thee well
>>543456160This why I have multiple wives.
>>543456160being a coomer faggot is lame but if your wife blocks you for more than 6 months I do think you should be allowed to legally cheat
>>543457026I've never understood the hole pegging thing.
>>543456160>giving your wife a choiceamateurs
>I'm married; therefore, I cannot whack offRetarded.
>>543456160>We had to go an entire month without sex>Isn't that terrible?
>>543456160It's just being with a woman long term in general
>>543456160If you are not a piece of shit your wife will be hormonally driven to fuck you once a month minimum. She will be desperate. Rest of the month its handies and bjs, sure. She will feel bad for a week each month. This is just how a woman's body works. As surely as you will wake up horny, get mad, get horny, get mad, get horny, and then fall asleep each day, which is also biologically driven by the way. You keep yourself ready to fuck for when she's desperate. If you are the desperate one you have fucked up or are short or didn't get enough attention from your dad or something IDK.Men who cheat are just low quality men. Its what they call them and its accurate. You cannot be a husband if you can't keep a wife. Its that simple boys, I'm sorry the jews trained you to be gooners but like just fuck her good and enjoy her obsession with your BWC. If your wife is no good thats also your fault she should have been the one begging to fuck you in the first place. Never chase a bitch. Period.Don't be an animal, that is for brown people and jews. Real men want happy loving wives to make a family with, its the one thing jew billionares can never really have because they can only attract sex workers, succubi, and vampires.
Marital rape laws destroyed marriage btw
>>543457284>once a monthHoly fucking Hell. Is it that bad out there now? I've had quite a few multi-year relationships, and fucking once or 2x a day was the norm.
>>543456160Marriage is an obsolete tradition that provides no real benefit anymore, especially for men. Any retard who voluntarily locks himself down to one pussy for the rest of his life shouldn't be surprised when eventually his wife stops putting out. You can completely avoid this issue by simply not getting married. If your girlfriend decides she doesn't want to fuck you anymore, you can just dump her and trade her in for a younger hotter girl who will and not have to deal with the shit that married guys have to deal with when they get caught cheating.
>>543457102I never realized what a jerk I can be because I never cared about anyone else before.
>>543457359Just give her a firm handshake.
>>543456394>It's worse because most men actually don't cheat.Most married people in general don't cheat. However, more married men (~20%) cheat than married women (~13%).
>>543456160if it was just as bad as not getting laid that would be fucking EASY. her not fucking u is the LEAST of it. she will bitch, nag, moan, perennially unhappy, will make sure there is no peace, always there is a "problem" to solve, yap about the most banal boring shit and will demand ur attention or else if she can suss out that ur just waiting for the convo to end you will end up in a 2 hour fight. marriage is true, pure hell. the only people i would wish it on are child murderers, the true scum of society.its to the point that after a while the LAST thing u feel like doing is fucking ur wife, ur dick won't even get hard to her anymore after the constant onslaught
>>543457102at no point i said you should get marriedwhat im saying is that if you are married and you are not getting your needs met then instead of cheating you should talk to her firstbut i never said you should get marriedmarriage is not for everyone
>>543456160Yes, anon. Women are sex objects until you put a ring on their finger and promise to care about them for more than just what pleasures their bodies contain.And in a liberated reality like we are living in, there is absolutely no reason to get married at all. And idiots only do it because they let their emotions cloud their judgment with idiotic ideas such as love and loyalty. That's why simpleminded simps wind up getting cheated on and she gets to keep the house, the kids, and the car while they subsist off of mgtow videos and ramen.Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it, anon.
>>543457376Marriage is a signal. It tells both your parents and your wife's parents that they have done their job and that you are both settled. You want in-laws that understand and appreciate this signal because this means that it is likely they will have raised their daughter to revere marriage, too.
>>543456160>From VenezuelaKekCheaper oil but not easy to refine
>>543456449So basically tell a man he is weak and he will be offended. Makes sense.
>>543456420My wife record is 5 years
>>543456160Many aspiring stand-up comedians on Xitter. Anything to get attention.
>>543457359I'm just saying she'll be desperate once a month for sure no matter what. The female brain can be turned on at any time, but it MUST be turned on once a month. I have had my youthful period of fucking every day of the week also. It wanes when women get older. Once they get to menopause you need to get them on some pregnant lady hormones or they can dry up entirely. Its just biology.
>>543457722In-Laws… As if having one set of parents, siblings, and extended family wasn’t enough. Anon, you’re really not doing a good job selling this whole marriage thing. Between your family, in-Laws, kids, etc when is your time ever your own?
>>543457722>It tells both your parents and your wife's parents that they have done their job and that you are both settled. Literally who cares what they think, you cuck. If you have the kind of dysfunctional family with the kind of generational toxicity that makes the parents see their children primarily as "proof" that they are good parents, you've already lost.>You want in-laws that understand and appreciate this signal because this means that it is likely they will have raised their daughter to revere marriage, too.They either did or they didn't raise their daughter well. You getting married to send them a signal isn't going to have an effect on how their daughter turned out. They would probably be disgusted and disappointed if they realized their daughter was marrying the kind of obedient momma's boy who is still making major life changing decisions to try to get the approval of his parents. Absolutely pathetic.
>>543458064Shhiiiittt. 42yo ex-Chad. I'm legit worried about dating these days. Just been working, and working on myself the last half decade.
>>543458077Having kids is amazing anon. You get to relive your childhood with little you's.
>>543456160>Is marriage really this bad?yes asking your wife for sex is now marital rape she can stop the sex but you can't stop the money btwif you stop the money that's domestic abuse
>>543456401Not with reality deniers like you around it won't
>>543456160>>543456218My girl can be mad as hell, the kids could keep her up, she might not even be talking to me, but if I wake her up at night to get down she goes down on me like a fat kid with a cake.
>>543458224>Having kids is amazing anon. You get to relive your childhood with little you's.Good luck having a bomb chained to you and their lives with a woman's finger on the detonator with 63/37 odds she's going to use it.
>>543457135Where is else is there?
>>54345831030 yrs and counting
>>543457284>just take pity fucks once a month in exchange for a life of eternal slaveryMost retarded advice ITT
>>543456160The bottom 25% of married men aren't even allowed to see their wives naked
I want to fuck younger woman so bad. Stop tempting me to commit adultry.
>>543456529>a month without sex is the most that i wait and then i tell her than i need to do something and then she either jerks me off or gives me a blowjob or lets me put it between her thighs or lets me use her boobswow sounds amazing bro
>>543456160once on your birthday and once on the anniversary
>>543458612seeking.comsecretbenefits.comCollege girls are broke, lonely, and ready for fun.
>>543456529getting pity sex by rubbing your penis on a non-sexual part of her body is not a flex you might as well be humping a couch
>>543458749I think that is the only reformation from this. Gen X and Millenial women have an inflated + retarded undeserved value. Younger women dont seem so stupid. These whores deserve to be alone with no children. Have fun being a dog mom.
>>543456529Intel botYou think thats a flex?Fucking disgusting.
>>543457284>If you are not a piece of shit your wife will be hormonally driven to fuck you once a month minimumleast delusional simp lmao
>>543456160For modern men, yes. But that's their own fault, they treat women in ways they haven't earned and don't even deserve.The biggest mistake is treating women like they're special and this super rare resource. She's "the one", and "my best friend", you idiots, she's just a woman. And once you have been with enough women and understand the dynamic at play you will understand that they aren't all that special. Their behavior of acting like spoiled children is because men spoil them.Imagine if you paid some street whore to fuck you and then after the encounter you start telling her that she's special to you and that you don't want to be with anyone else. Do you think she would respect you? Feel the need to "repay" the exclusivity back to you? Of course not.So that's the problem, if you are treating a low quality woman like she's a queen she not only won't appreciate it but she'll actually treat you with contempt.>she just used me like an atm>she didn't want to fuck me anymoreNo fucking shit sherlock. The way you have your dog is the way you train them. The vast majority of men had cucked liberal fathers growing up, where they let their wife walk all over them. This produces the weak men like in the OP picture. That are amazed that even some low quality woman will want to fuck them and they want to marry them and they project all this shit onto her.The projecting things onto women, we can excuse it if you're like 15 or something and you just don't understand women yet and you don't have any older brothers or decent father to explain it to you. But, if you're getting into your 30s or 40s with this bullshit you are essentially a manchild.That's why all the advice is always shit as well. It's like asking the guy who gives away some of his best pieces on the board immediately how to win games. That's the last person you should be asking.We have chastity for women. Not men. A bunch of fucking retards still believe in the "equality" meme.
>>543458872I love my wife but if she died I'd bring an 18 yr old to the funeral.
>>543458477Brother I'm just saying she'll be desperate for your tiny nip once a moth minimum. If you're a chad and you're both young it will happen more, even more if you don't have a kid already. But yeah it will slow down as you get older, there is no escaping that brother. You can try to keep getting younger women, but you'll just keep escalating beyond your grasp. May as well focus on family and companionship instead of jew shit. Getting old is a reality everyone has to deal with. What's wrong with enjoying the once a month mandatory day where your wife is begging you to fuck her, and then just enjoying her cock worship rest of the month? I've been with my high school crush for 20 years by the way.
>>543457450Thats because men are honest while mosy women take it to the grave or think it doesnt count because it was one time or some shitIn reality, the amount of married women who had an affair or just sex with someone else is like 60% if not higher
>>543456529>"the mood"Please give me a fucking break. Do your job and suck the dick you retarded bitch. Am I in the mood to mow the lawn every weekend? No. Does it get done anyway? Yes. Is it more work than a blowjob? Bt an order of magnitude. DO YOUR JOB.
>>543456160No. My wife gives me pussy on demand. Then again, my wife married me for my looks and love, not money. I was a broke single dad living at my mom's when we first started hooking up. 6 years later, 3 kids and my wife still sexually harasses me throughout the day. Feels good man. 9/10 of the people trapped in shitty marriages or divorced raped are/were deficient men who married the first hole that latched on.
>>543456160I only want to fuck about once a month. My wife would probably prefer weekly.Unfortunately she's borderline anorexic with no tits and no ass so it's just hard to get motivated to fug her.
>>543456281>not talking to a bunch of unshowered autistic jobless shut ins
If you want a hot woman who puts out you have to spend a shit load of money and often cant do vidya, football etc. and are at risk of her cheatingIf you marry a mid, she will do more around the house and "allow" you to do things more often but with less sexual desire and you're less attracted to her.If you marry an uggo/fat, you can do whatever the fuck you want (even cheat) and she'd come back and will be a decent mother and even community member. You usually can do freaky ass shit to keep attracted to her but it comes and goes.I married an uggo as an objective chad (6'4", white, excellent career, women on tinder hit me up constantly) because of religious experience with her and I don't regret it but I see women all the time and wish I could be with a 8 or even 7/10.Get rich if you want an objective smokeshow, boys. Or just settle and try to kill your sexual desire with learning constantly.
>>543456529>After a month of no sex, she lets me rub my dick against at least some body part of hers!hearty laugh
>>543459175>I only want to fuck about once a monthWhat is the average age on this board? either your dick does not work or im talking to an octagenarian
>>543458476I'm genuinely glad you were one of the lucky ones who's divorce rape contract never activated, but the question remains that are you one of these "I got mine that means divorce rape contract good" retards, or do you understand that the divorce rape contract is the main hard barrier preventing people from forming families and that individual men don't have any control beyond refusing to sign their rights away in a divorce rape contract?
>>5434569911.79 mb, faggot.
>>543459295idk man I'm 32. my wife just doesn't really attract me anymore. not going to cheat on her. so we fuck about once a month and it's working
>>543456160the martial debt is real, raping your spouse is not real, your spouse is obliged to give it up unless they literally cannot for some reason
>>543459332Most zoomers couples live together outside of marriage. You're allowed to have a baby without being married. Now she's utterly fucked. Only a few US states give unmarried women any rights at all. Checkmate.
>>543459269how could you say that about somebody you say you love
>>543459565Get her to eat more and stop being a limp dick, if you love a woman you must dick her twice a week at the very least, plus fun sex on weekends when you have the time to prepare and play around and get psyched up
>>543459565You need to eat healthy and exercise most likely.
>>543459075True, I've fucked a couple of women in "serious" relationships or who were married and they the guy never found out, what it did do for me though was demoralize me from being in a relationship, it's a double edged sword really.
>>543456160No man needs sex that much. Only emotionally immature human males want orgasms all the time.Humans did not evolve to chase orgasms. Humans evolved to be pairbonded.The people into sex, sex, sex, dating, porn, partying, travel, are those lesser humans tainted by non-Homo sapiens genes, e.g., Neanderthal, H. erectus, Denisovan, etc.
>>543456281>>543456160As I am reading this thread my wife just came out of the bathroom and said>Umm my pants felled downAnd she was in her underwear with her pants around her ankles and I had to tuck her in bed while I continued to work
>>543459813at least you got that nut king
>>543459614>You're allowed to have a baby without being marriedThat's not even true either in some states, in most thankfully it is, but what they're starting to do in Europe is going to crater birthrates even harder with the cohabitation laws they're proposing
>>543459885I'm almost 40 and still desire and get just as much sex I was getting in my early 20s. I am nowhere near as immature as I was back then.What's immature about having a good sex drive? I don't know how you come to these conclusions.
>>543459644foids get off pol plz
>>543459075This anon gets it. Woman cheat and never tell. A woman who cheated on her bf with me is now married to him with two kids. She hasn't told him yet and likely never will. I won't tell him either. He's happy. I'll let him be happy.
Rape em
>>543456420I get laid twice a month, but I haven't had a blowie in a decade.
>>543456160>Is marriage really this bad?Women have fuses and breakers. If a breaker goes off, you have to reset it, but what causes the short has to be identified if it goes off all the time.If you blow a fuse you are fucked. Thats when a woman that used to give great head and want to fuck more than once a day becomes a sexless crone. Women have to be managed, they cannot be relied on long term. Its like radioactive decay, some atoms decay right now, but an identical atom might last a 100 years. You cant tell them apart. Be warned if you arent tending to the garden something will go wrong.Stay fit and desirable to other woman is the best way to stave this off and if she challenges you you have to be ready to end it all to maintain frame. You cannot let them set you up for "choreplay" or ever go without sex unless she is truly sick or suffering.
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