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Why do you so rarely see bald homeless people? What secret do the homeless have? No vaxx?
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>>543463523
It's the SLS.
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>>543463523
It one of the tenant of alot of "recovered" hobos or those that have beat homelessness.
How often do you see a clean shaven vagabond?
Not very often. But its one of those things you need to do to "keep your head in the game"
They recommend using sex lube to shave if you dont have soap? Stupid i guess but you can get lube packets sometimes in those condom machines for cheap.
Also homeless people wear hats becuase of lice and bugs etc....
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>>543463523
I had this conversation with a coworker once. It really seems like all these bums have lucious long hair somehow.
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>>543463523
Mem bald because of excess testosterone, which also lends itself to domination and success.

This isn't difficult math.
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>>543463593
fpbp
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The #1 cause of balding is stress. Navigating the neverending psychological shittests that is modern employment is the #1 cause of stress.
Doesn't take a genius to figure out.
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>>543463523
Most homeless wear hats.
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>>543463523
they dont use the jewpoo
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>>543463523
constant opioid use has a similar effect to puberty blockers, it dramatically lowers production of sex hormones
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I used to wash my hair with shampoo everyday that I showered
now I only use shampoo once a week if that
hair stays healthier and seems just as clean
i still shower daily
humans have had hair far longer than weve had soaps and shampoos
the natural oils still work wonders.
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>>543466319
same goes for your skin too.
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Sunlight and fresh air. Your body uses hair, as it has always done, as a protective layer for your skin. If you are outside all the time, you're gonna grow hair if you odn't have some genetic predisposition to baldness. Sunlight also kills many pathogens on the skin, facilitating hair growth.
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>>543466359
yeah sure, but now we arent living in small tribes with our own bloodtypes and genetics, we will stink profusely if we don't wash. i can smell the jeets coming off the boats and planes flooding into leafland as i type right now. I personally smell bad real fast, if I forget deodorant in the am I will be embarassed.
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>>543466434
Unless you are covered in dirt and grime you only really need to soap your asshole and pits
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>>543463523
men with thinning hair shave their heads to look better.
homeless people don't have access to razors or mirrors so their thin cracked out hair gets to grow.
shouldn't this go without saying or is internet getting that dumb?
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>organ harvesting probably
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>>543463523
>>543463930
They're not eating goyslop or stressing about life
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>>543466319
My hair gets oily as fuck if I don't clean it every other day at minimum.
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>>543463523
When the brain requires so much power, it also requires adequate cooling, you see. So it sucks in the hair, and creates a heat exchange surface.

I might have just called myself dumb.
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>>543465512
"bald" people mostly shave off their hair (or whatever do they still have)
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>>543465727
Eh. I assume it's mostly genetic
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>>543465727
genetics are the cause of baldness you absolute dunce.

homeless balds are wearing a fucking hat so they don't get sunburned being outside all day or cold.
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>>543463523
Probably because they don’t shave their balding head daily. If you inspected these homeless people more closely you would see they have bald spots that are covered with hair because they don’t have access to razors.
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>>543465512
Nice cope baldy.
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>>543463523

/thread
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>>543465512
their hair follicles are more sensitive to DHT, a byproduct of testosterone metabolism.
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>>543465512
Male pattern baldness is genetic, dumbfuck. It's inherited from the mother's side.
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They don't wash much so any fallen hair stays glued on
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>>543463523
because homeless have small brains, their scalps are only excess skin flaps, baldness is encouraged by thinning of the scalp skin and the resulting cosntricted bloood flow.
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>>543463523
The stress of modern living is that you have obligations to pay bills, work a job to pay the bills, juggle house chores whilst having various family obligations, the doctor tells you to fit in more exercise in your schedule or take 5 of these pills, a phonecall comes in to tell you the boss is cutting your hours, your job is at risk and the mortgage is going up, the bills are going up and your neighbours are now illegal aliens but they're just as british as you and I, now pay your increased taxes!

I can see why homeless don't have the stress, they want to be homeless because it's far less stressful to deal with all this modern bullshit.
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look at all these suckers paying for hair implants. don't they know they could just be homeless for a year and get hair
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It's because balding genes are connected to servitude (a bald work dog) or overcompensation (I HAVE TO WORK BECAUSE BALD)
The first reason is why 70% of male cops are bald. Balds psychology is actually a very serious issue, less than narcissism, feminism and jews but a far larger issue than homelessness
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>>543466589
you are a retard
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>>543472049
>overcompensation
As a bald man I can confirm it's overcompensation.
You grow a beard because its the only hair you have left (also I dont want to look like an egg), and you start to aggressively pursue wealth like you didnt before because losing your hair is like losing a big part of your looks and even personality. You're at the bottom of the barrel now, socially and dating, so you want to make up for it.

I'ts almost a culture among bald men to aggressively pursue success
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>>543471039
Dim fool has a huge amount of money from russians. He should get that fake hair.
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"it's the shampoo! it's the soap!" cried the retard
>go bald because of genetics
>don't have to shampoo anymore lol
>hair doesn't grow back because shampoo has nothing to do with fucking MPB
make it make sense
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>>543463692
Seems better to die than be in that situation. If you're at a place where you have daily drug withdrawals and sleep in a dumpster and walk around looking for smoked cigarettes to pick up and remove the remaining tobacco: the grave would be an improvement
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>>543470953
Yeah, you lose all the requirement/appointment stress, but you also gain 'no privacy ever' stress. and the people who you'll spend time around are the worst of the worst (fellow homeless)
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>>543463523
They are bald, but because they never shave it and wear hats it looks like they have long hair.
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>>543463523
The balds die on the streets too fast.
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>no stress
>the food you find at the dumpster is the healthy one people don't buy
>if you use your hair to protect you against the elements, you are more likely to conserve it
Last one doesn't have any proof, but it's like that. It's the sedentary office the workers the ones who go bald, they don't need hair if they sit indoors all day.
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>>543463523
Is this the fag that lets guys fuck his wife while he chants " yummy yummy in my tummy let me eat your cummy!!"
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>>543463523
>Why do you so rarely see bald homeless people? What secret do the homeless have?
Answered decades ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RjeEYTLkbE
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>>543465512
Extreme cope
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>>543463523
picture related
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>>543463523
It’s not genetics, and anyone who still believes in that trash is a supreme goy. It’s literally scalp inflammation which activates a DHT response. Stress is also a factor. Fix your diets. Stop using shampoo. Get some sunlight. And most importantly stop being a retarded goy
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>>543473112
Same place that also cooks and eats albinos arms and legs because they think it will bring them wealth and success, or rape albino women to cure their aids.
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>>543473222
If only you knew how bad things really are.
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>>543467008
Homeless bald people all die?
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>>543463523
well for starters, they dont have to deal with the stress of jew gay world
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>>543468389
you're retarded
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>>543463593
are we supposed to know what the fuck that means?
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>>543474538
i noticed this
a lot of guys balding in their forties have high stress jobs and families
imagine being stressed at work stressed in traffic
and the second you walk in the door stressed by kids and wife
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>>543463523
bald people have their own mafia
minority groups (jews, disabled people, fags, midgets) have their own group too
they help each other out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cbd-o7DZqk
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>>543466319
I havent washed my hair in years
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>>543475670
You're American so of course you don't know
Sodium Laurel Sulfate
It's in all your shampoos
It's the shit that burns your eyes
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>>543475328
No, he's right. The 'muh test' is a giga cope. The amount of soilent cuckfaces who are bald proved this a decade ago.

Having high DHT is not the same as having high free test.
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>>543463523
Life is so much harder for bald people that if they become homeless they just die.
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>>543465512
Balding fighters are typically the worst. They have shit stamina almost 90% (rest are on epo etc) of the time compared to the men with tight hairlines.

Baldness is linked to numerous comorbidities.
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>>543463523
schizophrenia has a negative correlation with balding. a lot of homeless people are schizos.
in short, get yourself schizophrenia and you will have good hair for the rest of your life. may cost your home but hey, no pain no gain.
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>>543467767
Also yes. The dht “increase” for baldies is localized on their scalp. It’s in reality just a blood flow issue causing hypoxic environment and in turn creating more dht which leads to shrinkage and calcification.
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>>543472049

Fascinating actually
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>>543463523
Homeless people are too busy collecting cans and taking into the wine to query about the state of their scalp.
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>>543463523
bald heads freeze
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