if put my ssds in a bowl of water and then microwave how long untill my discs are irreversibly destroyed?They raid you specifically to give you little time to destroy your stuff so I wonder what's the quickest and most reliable method.
>>543463850just stop being a pedophile bro
>>543463850sex with Kurumi
Microwaves are free on craigslist. Make a YouTube video on it.
>>543463850put it all on a flash drive in a folder labeled "DON'T CLICK"
>>543463850Not helping a pedo, kill yourself. Anyone dealing with questionable weapons/chemicals would already know how to dispose of an ssd or be intelligent enough to figure it out.
Kurumi is implied to be significantly older than she looks btw
>>543463850put it in a garbage can miles away from you?
Find the nearest river and throw it in there
>>543463850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya8vdN47398
>>543464027Mad ladd.
>>543463913the issue is even if you're not a pedo CIA will upload CP on your discs anyway
>>543463850ALL ANIME POSTERS FROM 4CHAN ARE PEDOPHILESALL ANIME POSTERS FROM 4CHAN ARE PEDOPHILESALL ANIME POSTERS FROM 4CHAN ARE PEDOPHILES
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>>543463850You'll be fine
>>543467620but unironically I wouldn’t let anyone from 4chan who is into anime or vtubers near any children or pets. >>543467643Hopefully gets put on the sex offender registry
walnutting
>>543463850>ssds>discsYeah, the most reliable method is to not do anything to warrant the entire point of the conversation.
>>543463850Praying that when the day comes you're awake, in your house, and faster than the guys breaking through your window is never the play.
>>543463850FFS. Sissies who cant use tools get on my nerves.Get a pair of pliers, break the memory chip off of the board. They are extremely brittle.When destroying hard disks, remove the disks inside, throw away the enclosure. You can file the disk surface or make holes in them with a drill, whichever you prefer.
>>543463850ssds don't have discs anon chamaif you open up the 2.5" ssd you'll discover all the data is stored on a tiny nvme chipif you focus your destruction on that you could be faster. I don't think the microwave idea would work thoughmaybe a blender?
>>543468670i suppose it would be very laborious and costly to jerry rig a setup to extract data from the chip fragments
>>543463850Hidden volume encryption + post bail + flee the country to a non-extradition country. For example, Weev fled to Tranistria when he got busted for hacking.
>>543468836I am not even sure if you could. They break off into such tiny particles, if you dont break them within a bag, you might even breathe some of it.
>>543463850Just encrypt, retard. I worked for a digital forensics company and routinely had to testify as a subject expert in court for pedos. There is no magic tech the FBI has that breaks good encryption.
>>543469629No they do, they rig the random number generator in encryption libraries and CPUs. Or at least that's what I'd do if I was a tyrannical NSA glowie who can pressure corporations and software developers to do my bidding.
Or the other way to do it is to keep a copy of the key in the cloud, bitlocker comes to mind.
>>543463850>what's the quickest and most reliable methodencryptionbut if you really need to destroy SSDs fast, crush the memory chips with a hammer or use a drill, mark the location of the memory chips on your SSDs prior to the raid, and keep all the necessary tools near them all the time
>>543467464ALL BURGER MUTTS FROM 4CHAN ARE RETARDSALL BURGER MUTTS FROM 4CHAN ARE RETARDSALL BURGER MUTTS FROM 4CHAN ARE RETARDS
>>543469629one of those days you will be so lazy that you don't shut down the computer to get a snack from the kitchenthen they'll swoop in
>>543469764Ive never seen it but that’s something id expect they only pull out against terrorists bc of the effort needed to successfully sneak it in FOSS. I always research anything before using it though. Like for example I use Veracrypt and its implementation can be checked against test vectors.
>>543468836Yes. It's theoretically possible because most people aren't going to be as thorough as is ideal for destruction but it's realistically not going to even be attempted if the shit's physically tampered with much at all. They'll just throw the book at you and hope the possibility of decades in prison is enough to get you to panic and slip up and incriminate yourself or cop to a plea and do a few years.
>>543470005They have bigger fish to fry.
>>543470029Which one? There are many veracrypts.
>>543470133What? I’m only aware of one official project based on truecrypt 7.1a. Unless you’re talking about release versions?
>>543463913always good advice
>>543469808Spoilation of evidence is an even bigger crime than what you could typically be accused of. The 5th amendment protects passwords.
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the only surefire way is to put two big magnets on either side and then microwave it for 10 minutesmake sure to leave the room or you'll get hit by radioactive data
