By order of Gilgamesh, king of Uruk, I hereby decree the incel Enkidu is to have sex with the harlot Shamhat for seven days and nights.
can i break her nose into a different shape first and electrolysis her eyebrow
why are you jews always so obsessed with everyone's reproductive organs ?
>>543468549Sumerians weren't Jews. The tale of Enkidu and Shamhat likely inspired part of the Biblical story of Adam and Eve.
THE TYRANNY OF USURPER SHALL END TODAY
>>543468445>Loses all his wizard powersWhat did gilgamesh mean by stealing his friends vril?
>>543468445Nice thread, NERD!
>>543468445Exterminate all sandnigites.
Why didn't he get his tarzan powers back? Couldn't he do nofap?
>>543469101Kek
Epic.
>>543468819That likely wasn't Gilgamesh's intent, but he was rather asspained that Enkidu was content with living in the woods and around animals, than he himself was, being king of Uruk - with luxury, alcohol, authority, and women. Though, Gilgamesh and Enkidu did eventually befriend one another.>>543470461Enkidu lost his abilities through racemixing; losing stature, stamina, and his ability to communicate with the creatures of the forest. It can be inferred that the prostitute was of a different likeness than Enkidu, as well. The allegorical or exoteric understanding of the story still bears significance as it applies to the treachery of women, women causing men to lose their station, or the insatiability of Gilgamesh as a ruler.
>>543468445hahahah
>>543468445Kek. This is why I come here. If I had to guess, I would have thought this post made by a Germananon. You must have some Kraut in you Based Midwesterner.
